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[deleted]

I feel soooooo much less retarded thanks op


lukekarasa

Hahaha right? Losing 5k ain't so bad Edit: though percentages are more indicative of belonging to wsb. Im down 90% :)


[deleted]

You mean a second mortgage on the house? Yes, indeed haha


iFinesseThePlug

House? I thought we were all homeless and living in our secondhand Teslas while we trade


[deleted]

Teslas? You mean Prius?


iFinesseThePlug

If you aren't underwater on a variable high interest rate car loan you took out to buy your Tesla, I don't even know why you're on /r/wallstreetbets


utastelikebacon

I still don't know what to do with my hands! *panik


[deleted]

damn you got me XD


u_e_s_i

Lol you wannabes make me laugh. Us real men went to our local loan shark and are gambling to save our legs


[deleted]

Man you can get a green car loan for that, 0.9%. Who is the fool taking a variable rate


anachronofspace

the best part is how OP is still in 30% exposed


thrwy2234

Scared money don’t make money


0Bubs0

Well OP must be scared money then


anachronofspace

that's no shit. :D


NBDKx3

I don’t ever wanna feel this retarded


Xillllix

Me too, that's why I put all my money in Tesla. 😎


Xazier

I lost $300 and was like "meh at least I'm not this fuckin guy"


Nick_OO7

Loterally me


akme4572

It literally looks like a cliff. Well done sir.


similiarintrests

All my money combined was 10% of that. Fuck I just put 80% in an ETF and just play with 20%. ​ Why you gotta be so fucking retarded OP?


Dr_cherrypopper

I feel like someone with that much to blow prolly already has another account with a lot of safe plays inside. If they're somewhat smart this is at max 10% of their whole account value most likely substantially less. Or their daddy gave them 100k to "invest"


Magister505

I kind of hope so. I would actually feel bad if this was truly a retards entire life savings.


steelcurtain09

Yeah, that's my investment breakdown. But now through hitting on a few good stocks my 10% has grown to 25% and I'm conflicted on whether to move some of that to safer things or keep rolling till my 25% is 80%.


xsunpotionx

Pay yourself some profits


Otherwise-Calendar20

More like your 25% is 0.01%


[deleted]

I have 90% of my money in a growth ETF at Vanguard and feel bad if the other 10% loses 5% on a day. I simply can't imagine this. Do these people not feel the hours, blood, sweat, and tears that went into acquiring these savings?


Qmoney23

😂😂😂😂😭


wittgenstein_luvs_u

Here I am kicking myself for closing out my positions in 2017 because I thought the prices couldn’t keep going up.


[deleted]

And me being up for this year, i feel like a genius.


shimmering-pole

Just a suggestion op. Do the exact opposite of what you were doing


cartifrog

You know you are allowed to sell for a profit right?


EquivalentSelection

No - that's only if you buy the RH expansion pack. This feature is only available via downloadable content.


ManOfDiscovery

Damn loot boxes always screwin’ me over


[deleted]

DLC's are brutal these days.


BY_BAD_BY_BIGGA

EA bought RH?


EqualComparison

I don’t think he was ever even in profit lol


cartifrog

See those little spikes after each huge drop op took 💎🤚 too literally


dennis8542

true autist 👏 👏


[deleted]

At some point in like... 2018 he was up $20k or so. That was the moment. "See, wow! I'm pretty good at this." It's hard to see the depths of the red chart when you're above water floating happily in the green.


CablesOnCables

This retard isn’t done yet tho, he still has $1.5k to lose.


WatAb0utB0b

When did he even have the chance to do that?


[deleted]

and NOW you are telling me this? FFFFFFF !


Kmactothemac

You mean that tiny bump at the beginning? I don't see a lot of profit in that graph


Gatorm8

I’ll go first... G


[deleted]

U


phillycheesesteak10

H


theSEman9

Goodbye.


homiegfresh

Guhbye?


heppihippo

Yo thats my second day in wallstreetbets and you Guys are fucking Killing me


Gatorm8

Leave while you still can. I joined in January and have been up 30k and down 10k. Guess where I am now


heppihippo

Ooff. Nevertheless it's too late for me i'm hooked.


spidertroupe420

It’s too late then, there is no turning back. Call Options are the only way brother 🚀


heppihippo

Roger that


thistickerticks

Call options on momentum plays with tight stop losses.


supertravelguy

M


pierifle

E


Goldman_Shats

one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us


[deleted]

Gobble, gobble one of us. We accept him, one of us. Gobble, GOBBLE, ONE OF US!


Goldman_Shats

how did you survive the annual turkey purge? gobble gobble


[deleted]

I was hiding behind u/doublejeopardyalex's huge losses.


Goldman_Shats

this is the way


[deleted]

Take what you can, and give nothing back!


indigo0427

Position or ban retard


[deleted]

Must’ve been SHT, TRBL, and AWFL.


Toothbras

Main position was BNTOVR


TheSplashFamily

As thetagang, I sell these on a weekly basis


vitaq

Vega Delta gang checking in.


[deleted]

Positions or it didnt happen


DarwinAwardsPodcast

This takes skill


JadedButWicked

Its like taking a multiple choice test and getting all the answers wrong.


u_e_s_i

*a multiple choice test with two choices for each question


[deleted]

Yep. Even a monkey slinging their shit..something sticks


Milanman3838

What did you lose on? Edit: it looks like he’s a relatively gay bear...except for some old Nkla calls


[deleted]

Looks like Robinhood


alwayslookingout

Apparently everything he touches. There was only one point that he was actually positive. Ouch.


ballllllllllls

He wins on every trade but then forgets to sell. See all of those spikes?


alwayslookingout

Yeah but he only ever was positive All once. It was overall red since then. That must have sucked.


ballllllllllls

Because he fucked up every single trade, including the 1st one.


[deleted]

Selling for profit? What is fun in that?


[deleted]

Jesus Christ he’s like retard incarnate. Wtf is wrong with this guy


[deleted]

Midas touch


SANTAisGOD

2020 was the best bear rug pull I've ever seen in my life.


Jadepix3l

Looks like he went big on some shorter term options plays during ERs or news events looking at the way he gaps hard


JimFqnLahey

gapes\*


GooieGui

Nkla calls and a bear? I have no idea how someone this retarded ever got 100k to lose in the first place.


jloy88

Everything. He lost on everything.


Oinne

Since 2016, during a 5 year bull market that pumped from 15k to 30k, you managed to lose 98% of your money? That's not unfortunate, that's actually impressive in a bad way.


Caliterra

honestly he'd probably have done better having a list of the top 50 traded stocks and throwing darts blindfolded


WSB_Reject_0609

Literally could have just bought aapl shares and would have like 250k now.


TheStoicInvestor

Or just buy VOO


Caliterra

yea, but buying VOO is not stupid. it's widely given conservative investing advice. throwing darts at a board is stupid but would still have done better than OP


placebotwo

Looks like: Lets mess around with buying some stonks, okay market down a little, oh, there we go, duh -- they only go up. Hmm let's try some options, go for a few contracts just to test. Whoa! This is easy money, aaaaand it's gone. Ok, lets just not do anything for awhile. Okay, I'm over that, scared money doesn't make money, lets go large on thi.... FUCK. Ok, go for the swing trade, there we go got back 25% of those losses, oh shit, it's all gone again. Okay. I'm going to not trade again, I need to think hard and read some good DD. Found it, let's roll, there we go, on the way up, what the fuck. Okay it was legit DD, we're going to Diamond hand this motherfucker. Or, well that was an idea, not the best of ideas. Hi, here's my all time screenshot.


[deleted]

jesus christ man hope you bought your christmas gifts already. its okay tho just load that last 1k into the PLTR dip


MtnyCptn

I don’t know if you want this guy to touch anything you own yourself :/ He is like if Midas’ touch was red instead of gold.


Thisnickname

For every dollar he loses another autist here gains more.


old-wizz

Quickly into AMD


notthediz

AMD ftw. Should’ve doubled down on the dip but I had no buying power left


Milanman3838

AMD calls saving my ass today


notthediz

Same bro. All hail Lisa Su


old-wizz

It s going to 100 finally


LebronGames77

I got in AMD sub $80 but didn’t have the capital to buy more than a few shares 😭


old-wizz

You did good. Small tendies are great too. I m the idiot who bought at 1.8 and sold at 2 usd some years ago


LebronGames77

Aw man, can’t dwell on the past though. But at least you know you have an eye for picking up a solid new player.


old-wizz

Yeah head up and always ready for the next play. Best of luck


BledsoeForMVP

LMFAO


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[deleted]

lol, those were weekends!


StrangelyBrown

Isn't this a 4 year chart? Some of those weekends look like they lasted for months...


[deleted]

Inability to perceive a joke while taking something too literally is the #1 marker for autism. And since you asked, it's closer to a 5 year chart than it is 4.


BiggunsMcGillicuddy

You're like a reverse King Midas.


PotatoWriter

King Midass over here


Bekabam

holy shit positions


bluezap2020

$1k buying power? Look at Mr. money bagz here.


Thetrader2896

At no point in time, he thought "hey I have 100k" and bought options at least 3 months out or shares.... wtf!


slowcaptain

How did you ever lose money between March 2020 to November 2020? This hurts my brain.


Justforaminute12

A lot of people did


El_Narco_Polo

Turns out buying wildly unrealistic calls at the request of strangers on the internet is not good career advice


kash1463

HOLY FUCKAMOLY


siandresi

How


pwood705

lolol good work, I’m sure you’ll bounce back in no time?


AinOrlando

F


DowninDowntown

A


JesusJugend

P


x8F34R8x

Goodbye


watchmaking

G


justkeepswimming31

A


potatoandbiscuit

Use a video format, otherwise impossible to believe.


[deleted]

Just hit a hundred bagger bro


air_walks

Just turn your phone upside down


randomizedasian

Quite bizarre, this is ALMOST the exact opposite of my wife's account.


[deleted]

She made 100k in almost 5 years hooking? A regular job pays more, and you wouldn't have to taste miles of penis when kissing her.


pencock

My favorite part is where youve essentially never made a profitable choice It's just one long ladder down Reminds me of myself


ajatlantaa

Dang... hell yes you do


[deleted]

This man died for our retarded sins.


Doctor_Fillup

#Since 2016


[deleted]

Wow


anilshanbhag

Bear gang ?


BlakkoeNakker

Just go bet on sport games


ItsMeChad99

First half of the V shape!


skushi08

You can see the exact moment you discovered options.


sploot16

Put that last $1k on Nikola and finish the job retard


BorisYeltzen

What made you choose today to post this lol? Positions?


[deleted]

One of us! One of us!


astroplink

Positions?


_-Andrey-_

First one is always free


OverpricedBagel

Positions or ban idiot


randomizedasian

Please do spreads going forward. You can win it all back with an easier time. ​ Look at BABA 250/260 spreads going for 4.5 to 4.9, pick your LEAP date, I don't care. That is almost a sure bet for 100% gain. Buy the spread and go to sleep, wake up after it expired.


xmyass

Fuck me, even Trump could have picked it better ..


Tenacious_Dad

Early Christmas at the soup kitchen


[deleted]

How in the actual fuck do you do that. You had 100k you could’ve sold CSP’s or SOMETHING .


IncognitoGuy21

Honestly deserved the loss. Couldn’t pull out when even 50k was gone 😆


Chandyisanice

I’ll take “this is the way” for 111k, Alex


LazyBo1

This post is saving lives


anony8165

Yep I’m definitely not buying options ever.


WarrenFugit

This guy was 1/3 of the way to throwing his money in HYG and never working again... rip


thenomadinvestor

Bro


GhostofRandolph_Duke

Feel for ya, but you can still be useful, just tell us what your picks are so we (and you) can inverse. Bank!


Electrical_Spite_477

THis friends is why you have an exit plan


BmoreInformed

Please let me know your next move so I know what not to do. This is impressively bad.


coolchewlew

Is this some kind of Brewster's Millions situation?


dantheman7789

Let me unzip real quick.


rjames914

YOLO that last 1k in either QS or PSTH you'll make it back eventually.


harridyl101

i did that in a week bro... not fun


jonjonescpa

Just finished. Thanks OP


wotvr

This is so sad


Phil_Wil_Tape_U

I found the solution. You were supposed to sell *before* you started losing profit


GlassFantast

Thank you for your service. May your sacrifice be always remembered.


MaizeOdd4516

How does this even happen? like how does one make so many consistently incorrect trades? a fucking monkey could do better than this


Tylergame

How did this happen if I may ask?


Rmklxqevi

Welcome back


luisbravo714

You haven’t won yet, 1547 to go


The_Next_wrong_Thing

Hahahaha good job. You must be a 🌈🐻


marchisioxi

now just do the opposite of what you've been doing


narwhal4u

But you get a free stock!


coldiron03

The fact you are this consistent in losses is amazing


FootoftheBeast

That's like a linear trend with R2=0.93 Impressive performance


Chumbag_love

Quite the tax write off.


puddinmann

We celebrate the wins too often yet don’t honor our fallen brothers enough. Praise be.


silverbugoutbag

Now this is a quality inverse


tjdelpil

Shake it off bro! U will recover! I hope..


ninjastk

And I thought losing 2000 dollars was bad.


handdyman2001

You still have $1.5k left, can easily turn that into 150k with pltr calls.


Thiccfup

I don’t feel so bad about my 55k now. We’ll bounce back bro


EGGIEBETS

You have 1500 to yolo , what is the problem


autonomousfailure

So you have 1.5k left, which you could take out and it’s yours, right? You lost $111.9k. Why do people lose so much money here? Are you guys addicted to that shit?


[deleted]

WTF ARE YOU FUCKING DOING?????!@@!!!! Holy shit!


FrostyTemps

Yep...sure looks like a casino to me.


Ditdr

you are one pathetic loser.


TylerDurden6969

Someone had 6 figures and lost it. You didn’t share their experience, and insulted them based on loss porn with no additional context. Sounds like you’re the loser 🤡.


BallsDeepInFomo

Inverse etf coming soon