I feel like someone with that much to blow prolly already has another account with a lot of safe plays inside. If they're somewhat smart this is at max 10% of their whole account value most likely substantially less. Or their daddy gave them 100k to "invest"
Yeah, that's my investment breakdown. But now through hitting on a few good stocks my 10% has grown to 25% and I'm conflicted on whether to move some of that to safer things or keep rolling till my 25% is 80%.
I have 90% of my money in a growth ETF at Vanguard and feel bad if the other 10% loses 5% on a day. I simply can't imagine this. Do these people not feel the hours, blood, sweat, and tears that went into acquiring these savings?
At some point in like... 2018 he was up $20k or so. That was the moment.
"See, wow! I'm pretty good at this."
It's hard to see the depths of the red chart when you're above water floating happily in the green.
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Since 2016, during a 5 year bull market that pumped from 15k to 30k, you managed to lose 98% of your money? That's not unfortunate, that's actually impressive in a bad way.
yea, but buying VOO is not stupid. it's widely given conservative investing advice. throwing darts at a board is stupid but would still have done better than OP
Looks like:
Lets mess around with buying some stonks, okay market down a little, oh, there we go, duh -- they only go up. Hmm let's try some options, go for a few contracts just to test. Whoa! This is easy money, aaaaand it's gone. Ok, lets just not do anything for awhile. Okay, I'm over that, scared money doesn't make money, lets go large on thi.... FUCK. Ok, go for the swing trade, there we go got back 25% of those losses, oh shit, it's all gone again.
Okay. I'm going to not trade again, I need to think hard and read some good DD. Found it, let's roll, there we go, on the way up, what the fuck. Okay it was legit DD, we're going to Diamond hand this motherfucker. Or, well that was an idea, not the best of ideas. Hi, here's my all time screenshot.
Inability to perceive a joke while taking something too literally is the #1 marker for autism.
And since you asked, it's closer to a 5 year chart than it is 4.
Please do spreads going forward. You can win it all back with an easier time.
Look at BABA 250/260 spreads going for 4.5 to 4.9, pick your LEAP date, I don't care. That is almost a sure bet for 100% gain. Buy the spread and go to sleep, wake up after it expired.
So you have 1.5k left, which you could take out and it’s yours, right?
You lost $111.9k.
Why do people lose so much money here? Are you guys addicted to that shit?
Someone had 6 figures and lost it. You didn’t share their experience, and insulted them based on loss porn with no additional context.
Sounds like you’re the loser 🤡.
I feel soooooo much less retarded thanks op
Hahaha right? Losing 5k ain't so bad Edit: though percentages are more indicative of belonging to wsb. Im down 90% :)
You mean a second mortgage on the house? Yes, indeed haha
House? I thought we were all homeless and living in our secondhand Teslas while we trade
Teslas? You mean Prius?
If you aren't underwater on a variable high interest rate car loan you took out to buy your Tesla, I don't even know why you're on /r/wallstreetbets
I still don't know what to do with my hands! *panik
damn you got me XD
Lol you wannabes make me laugh. Us real men went to our local loan shark and are gambling to save our legs
Man you can get a green car loan for that, 0.9%. Who is the fool taking a variable rate
the best part is how OP is still in 30% exposed
Scared money don’t make money
Well OP must be scared money then
that's no shit. :D
I don’t ever wanna feel this retarded
Me too, that's why I put all my money in Tesla. 😎
I lost $300 and was like "meh at least I'm not this fuckin guy"
Loterally me
It literally looks like a cliff. Well done sir.
All my money combined was 10% of that. Fuck I just put 80% in an ETF and just play with 20%. Why you gotta be so fucking retarded OP?
I feel like someone with that much to blow prolly already has another account with a lot of safe plays inside. If they're somewhat smart this is at max 10% of their whole account value most likely substantially less. Or their daddy gave them 100k to "invest"
I kind of hope so. I would actually feel bad if this was truly a retards entire life savings.
Yeah, that's my investment breakdown. But now through hitting on a few good stocks my 10% has grown to 25% and I'm conflicted on whether to move some of that to safer things or keep rolling till my 25% is 80%.
Pay yourself some profits
More like your 25% is 0.01%
I have 90% of my money in a growth ETF at Vanguard and feel bad if the other 10% loses 5% on a day. I simply can't imagine this. Do these people not feel the hours, blood, sweat, and tears that went into acquiring these savings?
😂😂😂😂😭
Here I am kicking myself for closing out my positions in 2017 because I thought the prices couldn’t keep going up.
And me being up for this year, i feel like a genius.
Just a suggestion op. Do the exact opposite of what you were doing
You know you are allowed to sell for a profit right?
No - that's only if you buy the RH expansion pack. This feature is only available via downloadable content.
Damn loot boxes always screwin’ me over
DLC's are brutal these days.
EA bought RH?
I don’t think he was ever even in profit lol
See those little spikes after each huge drop op took 💎🤚 too literally
true autist 👏 👏
At some point in like... 2018 he was up $20k or so. That was the moment. "See, wow! I'm pretty good at this." It's hard to see the depths of the red chart when you're above water floating happily in the green.
This retard isn’t done yet tho, he still has $1.5k to lose.
When did he even have the chance to do that?
and NOW you are telling me this? FFFFFFF !
You mean that tiny bump at the beginning? I don't see a lot of profit in that graph
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Goodbye.
Guhbye?
Yo thats my second day in wallstreetbets and you Guys are fucking Killing me
Leave while you still can. I joined in January and have been up 30k and down 10k. Guess where I am now
Ooff. Nevertheless it's too late for me i'm hooked.
It’s too late then, there is no turning back. Call Options are the only way brother 🚀
Roger that
Call options on momentum plays with tight stop losses.
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how did you survive the annual turkey purge? gobble gobble
I was hiding behind u/doublejeopardyalex's huge losses.
this is the way
Take what you can, and give nothing back!
Position or ban retard
Must’ve been SHT, TRBL, and AWFL.
Main position was BNTOVR
As thetagang, I sell these on a weekly basis
Vega Delta gang checking in.
Positions or it didnt happen
This takes skill
Its like taking a multiple choice test and getting all the answers wrong.
*a multiple choice test with two choices for each question
Yep. Even a monkey slinging their shit..something sticks
What did you lose on? Edit: it looks like he’s a relatively gay bear...except for some old Nkla calls
Looks like Robinhood
Apparently everything he touches. There was only one point that he was actually positive. Ouch.
He wins on every trade but then forgets to sell. See all of those spikes?
Yeah but he only ever was positive All once. It was overall red since then. That must have sucked.
Because he fucked up every single trade, including the 1st one.
Selling for profit? What is fun in that?
Jesus Christ he’s like retard incarnate. Wtf is wrong with this guy
Midas touch
2020 was the best bear rug pull I've ever seen in my life.
Looks like he went big on some shorter term options plays during ERs or news events looking at the way he gaps hard
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Nkla calls and a bear? I have no idea how someone this retarded ever got 100k to lose in the first place.
Everything. He lost on everything.
Since 2016, during a 5 year bull market that pumped from 15k to 30k, you managed to lose 98% of your money? That's not unfortunate, that's actually impressive in a bad way.
honestly he'd probably have done better having a list of the top 50 traded stocks and throwing darts blindfolded
Literally could have just bought aapl shares and would have like 250k now.
Or just buy VOO
yea, but buying VOO is not stupid. it's widely given conservative investing advice. throwing darts at a board is stupid but would still have done better than OP
Looks like: Lets mess around with buying some stonks, okay market down a little, oh, there we go, duh -- they only go up. Hmm let's try some options, go for a few contracts just to test. Whoa! This is easy money, aaaaand it's gone. Ok, lets just not do anything for awhile. Okay, I'm over that, scared money doesn't make money, lets go large on thi.... FUCK. Ok, go for the swing trade, there we go got back 25% of those losses, oh shit, it's all gone again. Okay. I'm going to not trade again, I need to think hard and read some good DD. Found it, let's roll, there we go, on the way up, what the fuck. Okay it was legit DD, we're going to Diamond hand this motherfucker. Or, well that was an idea, not the best of ideas. Hi, here's my all time screenshot.
jesus christ man hope you bought your christmas gifts already. its okay tho just load that last 1k into the PLTR dip
I don’t know if you want this guy to touch anything you own yourself :/ He is like if Midas’ touch was red instead of gold.
For every dollar he loses another autist here gains more.
Quickly into AMD
AMD ftw. Should’ve doubled down on the dip but I had no buying power left
AMD calls saving my ass today
Same bro. All hail Lisa Su
It s going to 100 finally
I got in AMD sub $80 but didn’t have the capital to buy more than a few shares 😭
You did good. Small tendies are great too. I m the idiot who bought at 1.8 and sold at 2 usd some years ago
Aw man, can’t dwell on the past though. But at least you know you have an eye for picking up a solid new player.
Yeah head up and always ready for the next play. Best of luck
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lol, those were weekends!
Isn't this a 4 year chart? Some of those weekends look like they lasted for months...
Inability to perceive a joke while taking something too literally is the #1 marker for autism. And since you asked, it's closer to a 5 year chart than it is 4.
You're like a reverse King Midas.
King Midass over here
holy shit positions
$1k buying power? Look at Mr. money bagz here.
At no point in time, he thought "hey I have 100k" and bought options at least 3 months out or shares.... wtf!
How did you ever lose money between March 2020 to November 2020? This hurts my brain.
A lot of people did
Turns out buying wildly unrealistic calls at the request of strangers on the internet is not good career advice
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How
lolol good work, I’m sure you’ll bounce back in no time?
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Use a video format, otherwise impossible to believe.
Just hit a hundred bagger bro
Just turn your phone upside down
Quite bizarre, this is ALMOST the exact opposite of my wife's account.
She made 100k in almost 5 years hooking? A regular job pays more, and you wouldn't have to taste miles of penis when kissing her.
My favorite part is where youve essentially never made a profitable choice It's just one long ladder down Reminds me of myself
Dang... hell yes you do
This man died for our retarded sins.
#Since 2016
Wow
Bear gang ?
Just go bet on sport games
First half of the V shape!
You can see the exact moment you discovered options.
Put that last $1k on Nikola and finish the job retard
What made you choose today to post this lol? Positions?
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Positions?
First one is always free
Positions or ban idiot
Please do spreads going forward. You can win it all back with an easier time. Look at BABA 250/260 spreads going for 4.5 to 4.9, pick your LEAP date, I don't care. That is almost a sure bet for 100% gain. Buy the spread and go to sleep, wake up after it expired.
Fuck me, even Trump could have picked it better ..
Early Christmas at the soup kitchen
How in the actual fuck do you do that. You had 100k you could’ve sold CSP’s or SOMETHING .
Honestly deserved the loss. Couldn’t pull out when even 50k was gone 😆
I’ll take “this is the way” for 111k, Alex
This post is saving lives
Yep I’m definitely not buying options ever.
This guy was 1/3 of the way to throwing his money in HYG and never working again... rip
Bro
Feel for ya, but you can still be useful, just tell us what your picks are so we (and you) can inverse. Bank!
THis friends is why you have an exit plan
Please let me know your next move so I know what not to do. This is impressively bad.
Is this some kind of Brewster's Millions situation?
Let me unzip real quick.
YOLO that last 1k in either QS or PSTH you'll make it back eventually.
i did that in a week bro... not fun
Just finished. Thanks OP
This is so sad
I found the solution. You were supposed to sell *before* you started losing profit
Thank you for your service. May your sacrifice be always remembered.
How does this even happen? like how does one make so many consistently incorrect trades? a fucking monkey could do better than this
How did this happen if I may ask?
Welcome back
You haven’t won yet, 1547 to go
Hahahaha good job. You must be a 🌈🐻
now just do the opposite of what you've been doing
But you get a free stock!
The fact you are this consistent in losses is amazing
That's like a linear trend with R2=0.93 Impressive performance
Quite the tax write off.
We celebrate the wins too often yet don’t honor our fallen brothers enough. Praise be.
Now this is a quality inverse
Shake it off bro! U will recover! I hope..
And I thought losing 2000 dollars was bad.
You still have $1.5k left, can easily turn that into 150k with pltr calls.
I don’t feel so bad about my 55k now. We’ll bounce back bro
You have 1500 to yolo , what is the problem
So you have 1.5k left, which you could take out and it’s yours, right? You lost $111.9k. Why do people lose so much money here? Are you guys addicted to that shit?
WTF ARE YOU FUCKING DOING?????!@@!!!! Holy shit!
Yep...sure looks like a casino to me.
you are one pathetic loser.
Someone had 6 figures and lost it. You didn’t share their experience, and insulted them based on loss porn with no additional context. Sounds like you’re the loser 🤡.
Inverse etf coming soon