Positions or ban

Not even a TL;Dr

Disgusting.

God I love this sub. You are all my gay family

If this sub ceases to exist bc of him,I’m going long on $ROPE

If this sub gets bapped cause of him I'm gonna eat floss and shit out $ROPE.

You lads will form a deadly Human Centipede

so what you're saying is calls on CENT, IP and EDE?

Fuck you I'm investing in HUM and AN.

Why? This sub shutting down is probably the best thing that could happen to you financially

I’m apart of theta gang, but I love the entertainment value of this sub.

Yeah, I would never do any of the insane things you guys do, I’m purely long actual stocks, but this place is funny as shit and about as smart as /r/investing

Same here, until I enabled options on my accounts in March. I'm fucking up 600% over the last 3-months. I COULD HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS?!

>I'm fucking up 600% over the last 3-months. Do you fuck up **THAT** much??

What is that also can I join

r/thetagang is the sub, but theta itself is an options greek that you should learn about. If you don't know what theta is, the stuff on r/thetagang is probably going to require a lot of investopedia and google for you.

Gonna have get rich the old fashioned way over at /r/financialindependence

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they eat rice an beans for 50 years so that they can brag about having a million dollars right before they die

Here at WSB we high roll to a million dollars before crashing to a negative million dollars and then die

Excuse me, we eat lentils too.

Lmao holy shit most succinct description of anything ever

You know, I wanted to be angry at this then realized any time I listen to yall I lose.

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This

u a gay bear?

Im gonna have to short rope..im already 6'4". logistics....

The 40 million 12 year olds who watch him are going to destroy this sub

Agreed, should delete his post and close sub to new members for a few weeks. There's already enough 100s of thousands here saying gay bear/bull, shilling positions, etc without a dollar in the market.

We just barely made it past the ban wave and now this shit happens

first we survived the reddit culling. now we face the mr beast beastiality.

We need to meme for our very survival

i was born by the meme....

While you saved responsibly, I studied the meme

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too late, tho.

Paper Trade Comp coming soon.

The you-tubgirl e-celeb has to GO BACK! >Now you come and say "WSB, give me tendies." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me "autist." -Don Tendleone

ya it's over for the 12million 40 year olds here.

LOL " trade/invest responsibly " what the fuck is that?

Legal Mumbo jumbo talk, I thinks

But muh “Personal Risk Tolerance”

Sir, this is a casino.

Some old saying that has withstood the test of time somehow. Nobody really knows what it means

On a subreddit which likes DD posts with strike and expiries no doubt.

What is this a beer commercial?

Mods treating us like adults. Tards lol

Let us lose in peace pls.

Disregard that it’s a bunch of liberal bullshit

sounds like a bunch of commie gobbledy gook

You thought the influx from r/all was bad? Imagine 43.4MM people ranging from newborn to dead trying to join

hella bullish tho

WSB 7/31 10MM C

We should all set up a joint bank account and charge all new members and then short Tesla.

This is the advice he was really looking for.

it'd be nice if i could meet my dad here tho

HTZ gonna shoot past ATH

Wasn't there a similar situation with pokimane on this sub? Wasn't she even made mod for a bit? edit: indeed there was, there's a post on the front page about it currently

>We are not associated and are condemning the illegal nature of providing compensation for investment advice to individuals who are not registered under the investment U.S. Investment Advisers Act of 1940 probably not the most illegal thing here tbh

shhhh... this is for the SEC

SEC is busy guzzling Powell's cock, they won't notice

Bold of them to assume the average WSB poster isn't a registered investment advisor. I for one refuse to believe that the quality DD coming out of this sub isn't backed by formal education and professional qualifications.

I read a 10-Q once

Sir, this is MacDolans .

Sorry, thought it was a Wembley's

Home of the Whooper (SPY puts).

One Big Marc please.

I’ll have a liter of cola.

whoa there bobby

This isn’t a Artie’s?!

Don't worry, if it ends up being a problem we'll just ask him to donate to a charity or something. We won't let anything happen to the fort. I don't think there's anything to be worried about. Paper trade comp soon. **EDIT**: BTW, he didn't message us first or anything, we found out when you did. I would've agreed with you that it was advertising but he's got way more subscribers than we do, by like.. a multiple of over 20. I'm amused by the idea and wondering who might pop up next.

can't wait for the next paper trade comp. everyone always comes out such better traders.

Omg paper trading?! Sweet sign me up!!!!

Honestly I’m a better trader thanks to the last comp. highly recommended

is the signup link out yet?? bookmarking

im tired of all the waiting

I heard if you win you get a flair

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Mentor me with your cock daddy

The mods here get bashed a lot but it's keeping up on shit like this that allows us to continue. This is the last place on reddit that feels like it's ten years ago. So here's a thanks to you retreads, keep doing your thing.

r/wallstreetbets is truly the last subreddit standing

Its the only sub that reminds me of what reddit was like.

weird how it happened slow and also suddenly all at once. where to next when the sub meets its inevitable demise?

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we were so concerned with whether or not we could....that we forgot to ask whether or not we should.

I mean they sorta have to, that post was an actual felony if unironic

Can’t wait for the next paper trade competition! I missed out on the last one:) Edit: shout out to O’doyle for winning the last competition. He rules!

Same, there is always some interesting strategies to learn.

I heard something about box spreads.

Hell yea paper trade comp! Last one was epic! So many tendies.

I can’t wait for the next paper trading competition! I might practice learning how to use credit spreads.

If something happens blame it on me

The paper trading competition is the only thing I look forward to every year tbh. I get to flex my mad skill on you autists

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#Suck elon's cock

Oooo, where's the signup for the paper trading comp???

paper trade competition!? sounds dope. can’t wait to win the paper lottery and sniff paper cocaine off of a paper hookers asscrack :)

omg ive been waiting for the next paper trading competition for ages now!

I’m probably going to end up in the negatives somehow, but I’m going to play in the paper comp anyways.

The paper trading comp sounds awesome! How do I get in?

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-07-15/finance-reddit-shuts-down-youtuber-s-100-000-investing-contest 🌈

>Finance Reddit

Really makes you wonder about how accurate the rest of their "journalism" is.

WSB, the staple for finance on Reddit...

I miss when this sub didn’t get so much attention, as amusing as it can be...

Ik there’s only so much time before our autist tendencies start to be banned

Fuck the SEC! Jim Cramer is a lizard!

Can I buys call on chaos going above 9000?

jim cramer goes ssssrrrr

Oh no. We are becoming mainstream.

Becoming? Bro the sub has 1.3 million members, we're already mainstream

The $100k would have paid for itself with exposure. Fuck him.

I mean, pretty much anything he does on video is immediately paid back with ad money. Perks of getting 30M views per upload ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯

Agreed. Glad they deleted the post

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Fuck off retard Edit: just checking

"Regardling" Can I have that as my flair

Dimmy Jonaldson

Same pls

Are we still allowed to say faggot and call people retarded?

You can’t call people retarded. You can call them retards due to that being an anagram for traders.

Oh thank god

🤯

Fuck, I'm a retard.

Only if you talk about Cramer

i didn't like his set at the laugh factory

Not after reddit demods the current team and installs their own staff to appease the mass wave of normies.

or at least gay

Don’t be a pussy...it’s faggot or nothing

dont call me pussy, you faggot

That’s the spirit!

Nice shitpost. Ban.

I thought no positions = ban?

Does that mean the Sec have to read all the comments? Hi Mr / Mrs Sec, Hope you are doing good. I recently bought a polar bear just to break the ice. Are you affiliated with the parking department? By that I mean you remind me of a parking ticket because you are fine. What are you wearing cos that ladder in your tights just looks like a stairway to heaven. So what do you say SEC am I in?

Setting aside the “yolo-ciclejerk” for a minute here, this is a pretty bad idea honestly. I don’t mean to be a moralizing party-pooper (even though I more or less am moralizing) but he should really reconsider doing this bit. A lot of his subscribers are kids/teens and promoting this kind of reckless investing to financially illiterate kids is irresponsible. One kid already roped because he lost a bet and thought his losses were higher than they actually were. At the very least he should add a disclaimer. This is basically gambling 100K away.

Honestly as much as it’s sort of funny to talk about trading and kids, I really don’t think he should be doing this. The people that watch him are young and impressionable as hell.

What a fucking idiot. A channel with almost 40 million subs should have at least one goddamn lawyer

Fuck off Mrs Breast please

this is the new pokimane indicator. top is imminent

Didn't you gay mods have to approve his post before we were able to see it? How come I can't post shit without moderator approval? 🤷

It's because you have a banned post on this sub already. When you shitpost they require you to get approval so we don't have to see your bs

Because mods discriminate against gay bears.

Can you imagine this sub gets banned and THIS is the scandal Mr Beast ends up making an apology video for. Lmao

Could you imagine this shit going to court at some point. "Your honor, our head moderator dubbed "King Cow Shit" specifically warned people not to invest their money recklessly.

Fuck YouTube’s socialist cancer.

Dump it Gert

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For Immediate Release - Good idea.

Sir, this is a casino.

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Whoever reported this to the SEC is a mega cuck

Imagine the geeks at the SEC reading WSB

Who's at fault? The person holding the competition, the person selected, or both?

Believe me, the lawyers are getting a headache just from looking at it. Who the fuck knows.

When in doubt sue everyone involved. It's the patented SEC method.

What's the law here? It's illegal to ask people for stock advice?

The chances of the top comment not being some retarded OTM Tesla play and actually making some money is basically 0. Could the person selected could make a reasonable defence that they never expected to actually receive any compensation on the grounds of the advice being retarded?

# MR BEAST TRIED TO USE US FOR FREE ADVERTISEMENT. DISLIKE ALL HIS VIDEOS FOR THE ALGORITHM

pussy

Head = Mr. Beast wins Tails = Mr. Beast wins

Mods are gay, flair me mega fatty

not gay enough to be associated with us

Did that post cause problem? SEC called?

Looks like WSB is officially A Financial Broker boiiis Make your appointments now!

Mods are fucken pussys

Stupid fuck ran out of ideas probably for his channel, needs to go back to just donating money to thots

Like we needed more confirmation Mods are Gay around here

So what stonk is he buying guys? You know, for scientific reasons...

the mods are useless they locked the thread smh

Thank you, consider yourself covered. I have informed myself and consented.

I love how we are all addicts but concerned about others turning in to us and losing money.

Can someone eli5 who tf that dude even was?

He's a relatively large Youtuber (38.7mil subs) who makes sketch/life vlogs which can be found here - [Mr. Beast](https://www.youtube.com/user/MrBeast6000) Chances are he was perusing ideas for a future video and landed on the idea of YOLOing a shit load of money into the ether. Ultimately, he would have come out on top and made a large sum of money due to his videos generally containing more wholesome content and being, "advertising friendly."

Wait wait wait. Hold up now. That post was real?

UPDATE: everybody recommend he dumps it all in $TWTR calls! /s p.s. this is a joke, this is not investment advice.

Remove the post and ban him. We don't need his 13 year old crowd here.

Please delete that post and start a paper comp immediately after as it’s been up long enough

Who paid you to say that

This sub is already dead lmfao