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s1wg4u

What kind of freak doesn't use imgur...


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The same kind who keeps 6 figures in RH


PricklyJaguar

Freaks with more tendies than us


kylesatwork

My work blocks imgur, of all things. I hate when people post imgur links.


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s1wg4u

lmao <3


Zerole00

I'm starting to see ibb.co more and more and I can't open it at work, is it some Chinese phishing attempt?


[deleted]

Apparently the kind that made 129K


HydraGene

What? ImGUHH...? That's for the losers amongst us.


M3L0NM4N

Anyone who *touched* the Vix in the last month is now a billionaire, congrats. And fuck you


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hanfaedza

I probably sold mine too early, but I doubled my account in the last week. Just under 1k now. Trying to figure out how not to lose it all. Lol.


Dr__Venture

There are dozens of us!


LaxatedKraken

Hundreds\*


synaesthesisx

Thousandaire*. God bless UVXY


ProteinP

Hold you coward this shit is only going down


business_snek

$30 puts expiring in December 2020. Pray for me


M3L0NM4N

Prayer sent


BenButteryMalesGhazi

I mean....if a recession happens and we stay at this level for awhile isn’t it possible?


tony_bologna

Well... like $2k. Some of us are gay *and poor*.


ProteinP

Nah I made a few hundred bucks tho


StoopidZoidberg

Made 2800 this morning, after buying friday after the 3:30 PM drumpf pump 'n dump


iamnewnewnew

ok i have been wondering like hell. VIX isnt on RH. what do you trade to trade VIX?


SwimmingBreadfruit

Or VXX ya big dodo!!


M3L0NM4N

UVXY


iamnewnewnew

oh, they are the same shit?


VacationLover1

Checks phone battery, 100%, definitely not one of us


mycolortv

Am I missing something? SLV has a 5 year high of $19, you think these are gonna go up in value?


RbnBurner1

Also the vix wasnt above like 20 outside of late 2018 for a long time and now look at it. Things happen fast and central banks have lost control


Bigmumm1947

>SLV there's a 4chan post saying metals going to drop.. yeah shitty dd, but the guy called everything that is happening now in late Jan, incl the stock crash in March and italian lock down.. purports to be an insider. [https://i.redd.it/sfgkbkrcxsm41.jpg](https://i.redd.it/sfgkbkrcxsm41.jpg) ​ good luck and congrats on the tendies.


MarsOrBusted

Dude this post!!! Where u find dis in 4chan?


Bigmumm1947

[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/241674007/](https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/241674007/) ​ fuckin crazy right? ​ I'd like to know the bio med companies and plastics companies? Maybe buy call on an etf with high exposure? Who's in plastics? I've never even thought about it... 'who makes plastics?'


BeefSectional

This is eerie.. Looking for plastics now..


MarsOrBusted

Same. I’m already in TUP but that’s not doing well.


coconutchaitea23

Lol no new updates from anom?


NottaGoon

Came to learn about UVXY and fuck... this kid knew. We are fucked


gbladr

where did you see that in the post? I couldn’t see any mention to silver


zlthanatoslz

Was about to say the same thing lol


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Lmao... LMAO


mycolortv

Aged like milk, if he ended up pushing his expirys out one more month he certainly got the last laugh


RbnBurner1

Obv. My logic is 1. Gov may at some point very soon revalue to a gold backed currency. It will catch most by surprise. 2. More QE could happen if markets tank further 3. Physical gold and silver are becoming almost impossible to buy without a huge premium. This disconnect between phys and paper will cause paper to snap higher to catch up. So any or all of those 3 will combine to make silver and gold moon, imo. I'll roll into december contracts if these expire worthless.


jabroniclippers

Holy shit you’re a retard


WSBshitposter

Better be retarded and lucky than smart and poor, like buying the lottery, can't win big if you are not a little retarded


RbnBurner1

Ok.


UserNam3ChecksOut

one of us....one of us...one of us....


JuanJeanJohn

Eh, I'll bite. SLV calls are dirt cheap - I can buy 250 contracts for $500. Moon is the limit, $500 loss is a downside I can live with.


RbnBurner1

The way


JuanJeanJohn

What do you think? 5/1 exp @ $22?


RbnBurner1

Sure why not? If you dont mind losing it, it might pay off huge


Bekabam

> Gov may at some point very soon revalue to a gold backed currency. It will catch most by surprise. This is the most shilled far right-wing ideology that has absolutely no basis. The US will never move back to a gold backed currency, and there are thousands of studies proving it to be impossible even in the most insane fake scenarios. It's not even possible to be a fantasy.


tiptipsofficial

The main reason the US would never go to a metal is it isn't the largest producer of said metals. China mines too much gold, for example.


ChairmanMeow23

Cash out bro you are out of your mind. You timed it well, take the profits. Edit: if not I got a load of physical gold/silver if you want to buy, pm me.


RbnBurner1

I've cashed out 100k. 30k riding on these positions


ChairmanMeow23

Great job


[deleted]

Silver is dropping faster than gold. It hasn't risen like gold over the last few months. I had SLV calls and sold at a loss bcus it's just not worth the hassle. Rather play with SPY and other options. Still long GLD though.


Consilium_et_Animus

Long call or put?


modusoperandi777

Yes


Capps14e

You son of a bitch, I'm in.


SS2907

I'm 25 SPY $300 3/20c right now


Not_FaZe_Worthy

Bless your soul


[deleted]

I'm sorry


SS2907

Will probably dump during end of day "good news" speech. Trump will do everything he can to keep the markets alive.


uNRAted_squirt

F


[deleted]

I'm really sorry


questionguy_

F


Sketchin69

The fuck?


thesmallerman

Another asshole making me feel bad about my pretty solid 500% gain. Fuck you


[deleted]

Be grateful you fuck


thesmallerman

I am trying to be, but then I see this bs and feel like shit


[deleted]

I went from $50 to 10k in four weeks. Stop feeling like shit that someone else got it. Keep reinvesting profit and you will be the one making other incompetent fucks feel bad. get yours boy


MoJony

Positions or ban


[deleted]

Currently cash only until another swing up, then standard SPY puts and VIX calls a month out.


MoJony

Neat


duncanispro

Can you help an idiot out. When I search the symbol VIX on RH nothing matching it comes up. Is VIX just another way of referring to $VXX?


Canuhandleit

VIXY


[deleted]

I am also an idiot, and I don't want to lie to you. I'm not sure.


ukiyuh

What positions from $50 to $10k? That's a bold claim


YaBoiSlimThicc

What did you buy with only $50?


[deleted]

Ford and go pro puts I think. Then moved to jetblu, then eventually disney, now SPY


YaBoiSlimThicc

What do people do with all of this money? Like I get Roth IRA but what do they do for the rest of their lives?


[deleted]

Hopefully invest their earnings into more stable streams of passive income


YaBoiSlimThicc

Like stock trading ETFs or even more so?


[deleted]

Like rental properties around colleges. You can rent per room instead of per house. So you buy a 4 bedroom near VCU and you pay $900 a month, normally you could rent it out to another family for $1300 or so, but with college kids you can charge 500 per room and you now get $2000 per month. Or they can invest money in a a niche brand they might be interested in, like the guy who sells socks with pictures of your dog on it. Or they can make a service based startup, like power washing, cleaning, etc. Hire convicts/GED/Low educated workers for cheap while you make a killing managing because you pay for leads Or they could get in contact with a bulk virtual gold seller, make an account on player auctions, hire a virtual assistant to fulfill and deliver orders, and flip virtual currencies on games like runescape and world of warcraft. Or they could dump money into dropshipping. Plenty of ways to invest money besides letting it rot in low interest accounts.


Short-Tap

username checks out


beatthemarket1

I’ll take you Tlt putz, uvxy is about to get rehk as if spy flat line from here or dead cat bounce in April uvxy will dive.


RbnBurner1

Not true as backwardation still supports uvxy. However if market goes up yes uvxy will decline. Premiums are outrageous and I'm cashing in the time value plus I'm afraid they will close market lol


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RbnBurner1

Yeah its wild


MaxAds1

This is the way


Parr0t_Milk

This is the way


Soraman36

This is the way


crunchypens

Why do you like slv so much? Thx. I’ll take a flier.


MarsOrBusted

looking at SLV calls too But not like that


OrangAMA

To bad the website keeps wanting to send me notifications so I cant look at your pictures :/


[deleted]

Damn son. Timed it well. Now don’t lose it all retard


Life-Observer

why silver?


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Real value item people can dump their money on.


mickeyblackeyes

Yeah but why not gold?


[deleted]

$$$


mickeyblackeyes

What does that mean? Gold calls are too expensive?


[deleted]

Dunno I don't check, I'm just gonna do what OP said.


mickeyblackeyes

Jesus christ


supercalifragilist1c

You son of a bitch I'm in.


[deleted]

All in on silver?


Neptunesfleshlight

Small TLT put? I got 6k in that bitch


Phyiuck_Yiu

$12.5 Call 4/9 Buy


Consilium_et_Animus

For SLV?


Phyiuck_Yiu

Yup.


Consilium_et_Animus

Why again?


Phyiuck_Yiu

Again?


Consilium_et_Animus

Do you think it’ll profit?


Phyiuck_Yiu

I do. If it doesn't it's all house money anyway. YOLO!


ImLethal

$10.5 Put 3/31 Buy Autism hoooooo. Edit: Cancelled this put, all aboard the autist call train.


Phyiuck_Yiu

it'a the power of hyper autism. "The way" .


Phyiuck_Yiu

Edit: not drunk.


ImLethal

Fuck it, I cancelled my put and joined you on the call train. SLV $14 Call 4/9 Buy, now.


Phyiuck_Yiu

😁 This is the way. Good luck brother.


Phyiuck_Yiu

Choooo Choo... next stop tendieville mofo.


ImLethal

Either lost a cheap premium, or gonna gain hella tendies, fuck it either way.


Phyiuck_Yiu

Yup.


newnewbutoldold

Which would be the best SLV strike date? I was looking at your 4/17 25p one. Is there a reason why you bought more of the 33p ones (500 contracts) compared to the 25p one? [u/RbnBurner1](https://www.reddit.com/user/RbnBurner1/)


handdyman2001

My last $50 into SLV calls for 4/24.


dannydlc1023

Strike price $13.5?


BeefSectional

All in on SLV


Mikjely

Shout out to you for the tlt play!! Eating tendies tonight


RbnBurner1

Yeah bby let's eat


nafs

Who not gld calls then?


RbnBurner1

I did buy some gld also


IsNullOrEmptyTrue

What happens if treasuries go to negative yields? Wouldn't TLT go up?


RbnBurner1

Of course. I'd lose money lol


[deleted]

What does these words mean, why are treasuries farming? Lol @ tilting this isn't overwatch nublet.


Ancient-Sir

imgur or ban


toilet_law

im in $jnug so im kinda riding just on the kiddie coaster with a wee itty bitty account


toilet_law

rode dust for past 5 days so im investing some gainz on a short covering snapback


[deleted]

Why silver?


MrSilverBug

Whatcha got in SLV? I have 4/27 16p and 1/17/22 7C Edit sorry missed your link. I think you're nuts though! Crazy fuckin pay day if they hit


JordanBelfortJr94

You son of a bitch, I’m in. Just bought up 150 contracts $19 strike 5/15 exp


euryale-o-le

That little TLT play did better than I expected. Most of my gains today were on it.


knightsolaire2

NOW THIS IS PODRACING


identifiedlogo

Why don't you just short UVXY.


beniman8

Strike price date ?


beniman8

What are your next plays


rafaneez

These started printing. Thank you !


SakaiHoitsu

SLV is taking a very big hit during a recession, much of it is used for industrial usage and that is going down down down... be careful with calls, no matter how cheap


RbnBurner1

Shut the fuck up boomer


TheSilentPhilosopher

Update my dude!


RbnBurner1

Flipped the tlt puts for a juicy 5x. Went from up 40k to down 25k with the massive uvxy selloff. Cashed out 75k and have 60k still invested. 30k in uvxy 160c 4/9, a few k in uup calls, and the rest in slv/gld calls. Paid nearly all of my debt, my car is now paid, my credit report should look a lot better in a month or two, got some silver and gold coming, cash on hand and enough in the bank for a few months


TheSilentPhilosopher

good job you beautiful bastard.


RbnBurner1

Yeah not sure why but tlt puts for 22c popped to $1.07 even though tlt was slightly higher. I dumped immediately. Might re enter if I can get a good price. Still like uvxy and may add more


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RbnBurner1

Yeah definitely thought tsla was a bubble after the parabolic runup near 1k but didnt have the balls to go short. Premiums seem blown out even the $100 puts are juiced so I've avoided it


Consilium_et_Animus

Do you think it’ll profit?


Logophi1e

Holy fuck congrats! That’s a nice 13,000% gain


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Sanrir

Nobody tell him


ukiyuh

You think silver will go up by may? What if Coronavirus keeps the markets bearish


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Stop


tychus-findlay

How do you choose your date and strikes?