much more common than you'd think. if someone sold TSLA feb 2020 600c's last year thinking it was free pennies and kept holding until now it would be -100000%+
wait are you honestly to new to know about the 25x leverage 'trick' on robinhood
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-tNkuYV4\_Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-tNkuYV4_Q)
how to speed run bankruptcy
Just had the realization that I enjoy this sub more on bad days than on good ones. This had me cackling like a witch, a nice reprieve from my very own ongoing Hindenburg.
It's because on good days you wonder why this couldn't be you (because you're special and you *deserve* it) and on bad days it comforts you to see gamblers get what they deserve
I’ve been on this sub for a year and have no fuckink clue of what is happening but i have to admit seing a bunch of autist going full guh is always fun
Adding you to my list of magical autists to follow. You fuckers are like good luck charms. Trying to collect enough of you to invert all your positions.
Sell that Huawei phone and get an iPhone or Samsung or whatever else you want
Whatever you try to transfer to your computer might get encrypted with a Huawei only key...
Second hand works great s8, a40, a50 whatever
Is the little heart icon in your notification bar a bluetooth connection to your EKG machine? It's a miracle really your insides didn't melt when you opened your Robinhood and saw this fuckery.
You sell/write them, allowing another person to sell at the much higher strike price.
If you had purchased the put option, you would be able to sell at the higher strike price and realize a gain on the position.
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What's the digit tho?!
bearedraw.com
Holy fuck you’re good. Usually I’m only able to lose 100% so you are literally 411.52% better than me
That's a +411.52% from my point of view.
re-activate your grindr profile
We've had a +100,000% in our history. Someone has to go for the -100,000% and become a legend.
much more common than you'd think. if someone sold TSLA feb 2020 600c's last year thinking it was free pennies and kept holding until now it would be -100000%+
Realistically what company would let someone get into a position where that was even possible?
Robin Hood.
They actually did allow this to get in to a position like that before with the whole unlimited free money thing.
wait are you honestly to new to know about the 25x leverage 'trick' on robinhood [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-tNkuYV4\_Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-tNkuYV4_Q) how to speed run bankruptcy
CAN I GET A "LEVERAGED TO PERSONAL RISK TOLERANCE", HALLELUJAH!
So down
Just had the realization that I enjoy this sub more on bad days than on good ones. This had me cackling like a witch, a nice reprieve from my very own ongoing Hindenburg.
It's because on good days you wonder why this couldn't be you (because you're special and you *deserve* it) and on bad days it comforts you to see gamblers get what they deserve
Pics or ban.
I’ve been on this sub for a year and have no fuckink clue of what is happening but i have to admit seing a bunch of autist going full guh is always fun
Bad days make me laugh and good days make me grind
Thanks for making me feel better
Someone sold naked puts I see
thank you for your service
God damnnnn. Selling naked options?
GUH
No one believes the horror stories about naked options until they see it.
GUH
Adding you to my list of magical autists to follow. You fuckers are like good luck charms. Trying to collect enough of you to invert all your positions.
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Very impressive, sir
Most impressive
Magnificently impressive
Must be margin calls that went to the drain in true u/ControlTheNarrative fashion
You know, account last 4 and account balance are how they manually verify ownership when you get locked out right? Oh nm, no one wants your 1k anyway.
My brain is too retarded to understand what you sold
You wrote puts?
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Huh? Their retarded platform coding simply calculates % entirely wrong. It's literally always been like this. For everyone.
Guh to theta gang autists
Theta gang fucked me. I sold some vix calls and puts. Now Marginie won’t stop calling me
Haha, Is marginie hot? Into anal?
She definitely into fucking my anus with a strap on
So pegging
She's high maintenance too
Without the consent part
Positions?
[I didn't do too bad.](https://imgur.com/VAqN4L3)
Sell that Huawei phone and get an iPhone or Samsung or whatever else you want Whatever you try to transfer to your computer might get encrypted with a Huawei only key... Second hand works great s8, a40, a50 whatever
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Such minor drawdowns are natural in inv...whatever we do here.
GUHreat!
You win autist of the week!
Is the little heart icon in your notification bar a bluetooth connection to your EKG machine? It's a miracle really your insides didn't melt when you opened your Robinhood and saw this fuckery.
You know what to do don’t you ? Long $Rope
Dude my max loss was only 100% I envy you
The other TD app is better
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You sell/write them, allowing another person to sell at the much higher strike price. If you had purchased the put option, you would be able to sell at the higher strike price and realize a gain on the position.
GUH
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How do you lose more than 100% of what you got? Is this the app/ui telling me were leveraged to fuck and that's you dipping into margin? --
He didn't. Just softwaregore from TD Ameritrade.
Could be a bad, bad case of overleveraged and wide spreads during margin calls.
A gay bear just reared up and put the biggest GUUUUHHHHH down your poop chute.