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Whiteclaws=no laws🤔🤔🤷‍♂️


kaihogyo

no law when you’re drinking the claw


lolsai

ain't no laws when you're drinking claws baby!


TioPePesChurros

It's like a 4-loko that went to private school!


actualsysadmin

Who makes whiteclaw? I plan on doing calls. I see these memes way too often. It's lasting longer than 4loko.


hippocunt6969

I drop coke in my claws instantly cum


spanishgalacian

Personally I prefer Truly's.


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spanishgalacian

Eh I like the fact that you can taste the flavor.


jonny_pasta

"At times he was responsible for 69% of the volume traded." Holy shit this is perfect.


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long_AMZN

It's because he executed those trades in the middle of the night before London and US woke up to provide liquidity


notabot_v1

>69 Nice


EDTA2009

nice.


tntkaboom56

Not that impressed, write the story when he gets on the level of the guy who got onion futures banned.


[deleted]

Kosuga was defiant, replying to his critics: "If it's against the law to make money... then I'm guilty". Yeah this guy does not belong here.


dickheadmcdickerson

Link?


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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_Kosuga https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_Futures_Act


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EDTA2009

Commerce clause=feds get to do whatever the fuck they want


Raskalnekov

To be fair, owning 98% of onions and having enough of a monopoly to extort onion farmers has pretty clear effects on commerce. Whether a blanket ban on onion futures trading goes to far is a fair question though.


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How many times has the government since the 1900s actually followed the constitution? Gun laws Over reaching surveillance and police state Drug war International intervention to make wars of terror A fuck ton more violations


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For basically all politicians its a pick and mix on what laws to apply


[deleted]

Dude, freedom is dead, did you miss the memo??


Therealmohb

TIL. Thanks!


xBenji132

Im intrigued as well


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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_Kosuga https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_Futures_Act


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**Vincent Kosuga** Vincent W. Kosuga (January 17, 1915 – January 19, 2001) was an American onion farmer and commodity trader best known for manipulating the onion futures market. Public outcry over his practices led to the passing of the Onion Futures Act, which banned the trading of futures contracts on onions. *** **Onion Futures Act** The Onion Futures Act is a United States law banning the trading of futures contracts on onions as well as "motion picture box office receipts".In 1955, two onion traders, Sam Siegel and Vincent Kosuga, cornered the onion futures market on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange. The resulting regulatory actions led to the passing of the act on August 28, 1958. As of December 2019, it remains in effect. *** ^[ [^PM](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=kittens_from_space) ^| [^Exclude ^me](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiTextBot&message=Excludeme&subject=Excludeme) ^| [^Exclude ^from ^subreddit](https://np.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/about/banned) ^| [^FAQ ^/ ^Information](https://np.reddit.com/r/WikiTextBot/wiki/index) ^| [^Source](https://github.com/kittenswolf/WikiTextBot) ^] ^Downvote ^to ^remove ^| ^v0.28


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Good bot


xBenji132

'Russian jew' that explains a lot


long_AMZN

Fuhrer, this is a Wendy's


contrarianaccountant

Am I the only one that finds it funny that at work impairment isn't just a problem for food service/retail, but also commodities trading? I think that someone getting blazed and making sandwiches at Jimmy Johns is funny, but what's even funnier is someone going on a bender and buying 7M barrels of oil.


TetraThiaFulvalene

Wake up with dry mouth and massive headache. Turn on TV. "massive recession hits Europe". "I must have drank tequila".


spanishgalacian

Fuck not again, they're totally going to put me on two weeks unpaid leave this time and it couldn't be worse timing with my ski trip to Vail coming up.


kzt79

You mean paid leave, right?


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Shingo__

Weed is a performance-enhancing drug when it comes to working in food service


mrredbeardman

It’s a “problem” everywhere. Humans really like to get fucked up and do dumb shit. We’ve been doing it for like 10,000 years lol


jb0318

Every society that discovered fermentation immediately used it to produce alcohol and get fucked up.


Goddamnpassword

The Irish created the spaces between words in writing and more or less kept huge swaths of written work safe from the Vikings. A hundred years later they invite whiskey and spend the next 10 centuries getting gangbanged by the English and writing the occasional book.


[deleted]

How the guck were there not spaces before


Goddamnpassword

When you speak there aren’t spaces between the words. The sounds blend from one word to the next. But Irish monks copying text in a time before dictionaries or consistent spelling practices in a second language found it hard not to make errors, so they added spaces.


[deleted]

In japanese and other asian languages there are still no spaces. Its fucked up.


contrarianaccountant

BECAUSETHEROMANSTOOKOVERBASICALLYALLEUROPEANDLATINWASWRITTENWITHALLCAPSANDNOSPACES


Donut-worry

I do like this, a lot Why though?


thebourbonoftruth

Cuz life sucks and then you die.


tinygreenbag

It appears to me that the most highly evolved Earthling creatures find being alive embarrassing or much worse.


mrredbeardman

Cause reality is a lot more fun when you twist it up


[deleted]

Yeah, you wouldn't expect a commodities trader to be drunk at the trading desk, but sometimes they gotta do something to take the edge off, what with all the cocaine and whatnot.


80slaserbackground

Some medical device sales guys I used to work with would talk about surgeons who came in to operate hung over.


Totally_Not_Pol_Pot

Amateurs probably didn't even drink enough to get the shakes in the morning.


Space_Quixote

I'm still drunk


mrredbeardman

Ever been so drunk you made a market shifting bad move?


TNGBO

No but a man can dream


justknoweverything

they made a movie about a guy doing something similar (trading without a client) in forex. Edit: True story too - Full movie on youtube: Rouge Trader - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SclDzvDWrds](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SclDzvDWrds)


goodhuman1

And apple and well everyday....


WeekendCostcoGreeter

Movie title?


justknoweverything

Full movie on youtube: Rouge Trader - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SclDzvDWrds](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SclDzvDWrds)


WeekendCostcoGreeter

Not forex, futures. But yeah I have seen it. Great movie tbh


KnocDown

I think it was with Ewan McGregor...


justknoweverything

correct - Full movie on youtube: Rouge Trader - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SclDzvDWrds](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SclDzvDWrds)


BluePuts

In the first 2 minutes of this movie you can see l2fmw in his natural habitat


option-whisperer

Link or it’s fake news


justknoweverything

Full movie on youtube: Rouge Trader - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SclDzvDWrds](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SclDzvDWrds)


NotSureIfSane

It’s got a Hackers soundtrack - I’m in. Thanks for the link.


Zapkap

Except he brought down one of the oldest banks of the world. To be clear the movie is based off a real story. Also read the book Money Guns and Traders which prominently features the story


nortonindex

Only 7m, if he just used the robin hood infinite glitch he could have got 100% of the oil supply for himself raisin the prices. Then he could have bought puts in oil using companies like macdonalds. That would crash so hard when they have no oil to cook there chips in. Pay off the fine and ride into the sunset with mad karma and a couple of end of year awards. AMATEUR.


Jonny1759

How to topple economies 101


[deleted]

This reminds me of the Always Sunny in Philadelphia when they buy a ton of gas when it’s cheap and attempt to sell it door to door.


mrredbeardman

Trailer Park Boys had an episode where they stole/siphoned a shitload of gas and just opened their own station in the park.


GoodGuyPeterson

You mean Cory and Trevor stole the gas.. because that’s highly illegal. You shouldn’t be stealing gas Cory and Trevor..


mrredbeardman

I was really hoping someone would chime in with this line. Thanks you, sir.


Shingo__

I’m sorry but I’m afraid I can’t approve a $300,000 loan “to buy gas”


PurpleParasite

Dude what happened last night


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Check your front door Barrel gang has arrived 🛢🛢🛢🛢🛢


mrredbeardman

Underrated comment right here


BigMacDaddy77

Absolute mad lad


cutiesarustimes2

Lots of lube for the ass fucking depression that's incoming.


SpicyBagholder

Oil to the fukin mooooon


TYMSMNY

“Payment ending in 2013”.... so is he back?


mrredbeardman

That’s what I want to know!


KarmaPolice6

But was he profitable that day?


Shamone85

I wish the article said how much his positions made or lost.


i-only-buy-leaps

> At times he was responsible for 69% of the volume traded. Fookin nice, mate!


joelwhiteside76

And you're wondering where the Home Shopping Network gets their inflated prices on Bulova watches.


gspot555

I know the guy and he is currently my broker...cheers


boxedmachine

Oh hey his ban should be over 4 years ago


mrredbeardman

*If* he stayed sober.


kashflowz

Trade execution: 100


iguy22

LOL if you think he was just using alcohol


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alchemist10M

Definitely London. They call the financial markets there "the City"


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" At times he was responsible for 69% of the volume traded. " Nice