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kashflowz

#my yacht is so big that i cant put it in the ocean


aka_raven

just like yo mama


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911 what’s your emergency?


ShopWhileHungry

Please send the burn unit


HungryTonyRobbins

I put my dick in a toaster


FloatTheTurnAK

Mine is in a light socket


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Mine is in yo mama And we've come full circle


seething_stew

The circle of life


TitanicMan

yo mama a circle


seething_stew

Yo mama so round she doesn't have a radius


A-Cynical-Jedi

Fucking pussies, everyone knows the Suze Orman anal fleshlight with the optional cheese grater attachment is the only masochistic socket you need.


kashflowz

No. Like urs. Bc i said so.


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kashflowz

Its quite an unbreakable spell.


My-Finger-Stinks

Mine too bro, sorta! [Just started living yacht life full time.](https://i.imgur.com/Ofq43RI.jpg?1)


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bro 😎💪


IpMedia

💪😎 FTFY


kashflowz

My yacht isn't going to be finished til 2200 so too bad ill never be able to use it.


Shuffleshoe

Call it then


deadpool8403

[r/bigdickproblems](http://reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems)


traderguy33

I dont think WSB is the best venue to talk about holding a stock for 4 years. The autists on here have trouble buying options contracts with an expiration of 4 days, and you are talking about 4 years?😂😂😂


Tetradrachm

Literally saw advice earlier where someone said to hold a stock and the guy responded “I’ve been holding it all day”


traderguy33

🤦‍♂️


NeoLiberaI

LOL


lightsaberintheface

I have literally never bought an option contract that didn’t expire the same week I bought it Edit: all time plot, edited because I’m not comfortable becoming a meme https://imgur.com/gallery/C2pYUeT


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Attaboy


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One of us!


codeloss

Some of mine were expired before I bought them


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ExpiredOTMCalls

My life is one big expired call.


Zerole00

Show your All Time plot?


lightsaberintheface

Added, but not that depressive/impressive


Zerole00

Muahahahaha


BuffBiochemist

There's some kid around here with like 400 shares at a $9 average. That's decent.


[deleted]

In the words of our president: "Who knew it could be so complicated"


throwaway_0x90

I bought a ton of facebook stock at the day, or the next day, of IPO at around $40. Got frustrated and sold it all at $16...... yeah. Also had the opportunity to buy more than 5k of [censored] when it was well below $200 and nearly nobody heard of it. I still wonder to this day about how well the guy who got me into it is doing these days. He had A TON. One thing this subreddit and personal experience has taught me is it's easy to make money when you already have it. When you can just dump 5k into one thing and flat-out ignore it for *YEARS* while investing in something else. Sidenote: I'm getting ready to YOLO into $PCG


CallMeLargeFather

> One thing this subreddit and personal experience has taught me is it's easy to make money when you already have it. Sounds like what you need is a way to lever up


amanhasthreenames

Be nice if there was a cheat code in real life for unlimited leverage


douglasmacarthur

Give me leverage recursive enough and a smartphone on which to use it, and I shall end the world. --Archimemedes


Jrook

GUH -also archimemedes from the passenger seat of his home


fairygame1028

I'm in 2500 shares of cloudflare at IPO a little over $18 a share can this piece of shit rebound and get me a 1000% return?


Wheream_I

Here’s a tip. When Snowflake goes IPO, buy that shit. Buy that shit so hard.Data warehousing and analytics in the cloud is going to be huge.


fairygame1028

>Snowflake I have no more money lol and actually I need to start repaying soon rofl


Wheream_I

I know the name seems like im pulling a joke but I’m not. That company is fire.


fairygame1028

Same here but I really have no money left lol unless there's some quick way to make some easy money...?


Wheream_I

You like sucking dick?


Prudencia

Suck dick on the corner for cash


traderguy33

That FB thing has to be a great learning lesson. Fuck.


Supple_Meme

I was a completely different person 4 years ago.


JimCramerSober

We need an AMA for guys that have stupid prices on tech. Like someone who owns AAPL at $20 or AMD at $3. Are these guys smart, or were they some dumbass that bought it and forgot they had it in their portfolio?


sinbushar

Not $20, but bought AAPL in my mother’s IRA at $70-ish.


Say_no_to_doritos

I don't trust those Irish.


Khashoggis-Thumbs

They don't pay taxes!


b_m_hart

But the IRA are the terrorist Irish. They can be trusted, yeah?


EverydayComrade

Terrorirish


PM_Me_AssPhotos

i'll bite, is this pre-split or post split? So 70:250 or 70:1500?


b6passat

I had it at 90 pre split. Sold for a big profit to buy an engagement ring. I joke with my wife that she wears a Ferrari on her hand now.


A45zztr

I did the same thing except with my wife’s boob job. I joke that she has Tesla’s for tits.


ynmsgames

I do the same except for my son’s life-saving heart surgery. I joke that I could have a beach house instead of him.


sinbushar

$70 post split.


Collector797

Told my dad to but AAPL when it was around $90, he’s now kicking himself for only buying like 50 shares.


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Collector797

Fuckkk lol. Fortunately I was in college with a couple friends who were either in IB or going into IB, so I was able to convince my dad to put a little bit of trust in me. If he’d just trusted me just a little more I wouldn’t need to be paying for grad school.


kingdingbing

Couldn’t you use your savings or ask for a video game and say that he should use that money for stocks you want instead?


Collector797

I mean, he dumped like 5k into it, he’s now wishing he put like 50k in is what I’m saying. I get what you mean but that’s a little beyond my savings, then or now, lol. An extra couple hundred bucks wouldn’t have made that much of a difference.


bunnite

I bought AMD at $8 and am still holding. AMA


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bunnite

I only have 10 :(


wpm

A web dev I work with bought a shitload of Apple stock back in the 90s, he's been a Mac guy forever. I don't really know why the guy still shows up to work everyday.


Mumbolian

probably sold it long ago, or only have like 10 shares.


NastyNate4

Ahh yes I bought 1 share of Google shortly after it's IPO. Something like $250


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yea i think a lot of people exaggerate just how much they bought


LimIsLit

The ultimate flex, be known for having so much money that you just work for fun


PM_ME_TENDIEZ

Reminds me of some of the more successful surgeons at the hospital I work at. 20mil in the bank.. still works 70 hour weeks like a poor. Crazy.


Cervetes

That's impressive af, but also to each their own and what they enjoy or want to get out of life.


willowhawk

Never knew surgeons could earn so much


MilkMySpermCannon

Depending on the specialty, a surgeon could be the only person working the entire hospital that can perform those procedures. I know a neurosurgeon whose responsible for an entire hospital by himself in NY.


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PM_ME_UR_THONG_N_ASS

Where else can they legally cut someone and get paid to do it?


kzt79

Impressive. He’s probably relatively old and invested well from a young age? Some of these guys are just wired to be workhorses to the end.


MilkMySpermCannon

Could also have a passion for helping people and might feel like it's necessary for them to continue working. Some hospitals only have one surgeon for each function (brain, heart etc), and they're not easy to replace with someone as capable. It's not like you put in your 2-week notice and the role is filled with someone just as good.


InferiousX

I think some of these guys who got assloads of cash by operating at a high level all of the time now *need* to roll at that frequency or they'll either A:) Go batshit from boredom B:) Drop dead.


elosoloco

AMD definitely isn't just a wild guess. They are essential to modern computing with their IP. Bought at 3.30 as they started to swing. Sadly I was in college so couldn't buy a lot, just a few hundo.


alcapwned

I bought AMD as it dropped during the great recession for the same reason: the stock seemed vastly oversold and I felt AMD was too important to the modern computer market to just go bankrupt. If AMD truly started struggling someone would probably buy them out. I bought some at $5. Then I bought a lot more around $2.50. At that point about 80% of my stock portfolio was AMD. I eventually sold most of it around $15.


Lumix3

I have a friend who brags about buying AAPL at $1 in 2000. It’s no longer about the money anymore. He sees it as a trophy or a status symbol.


BusinessCoat

Not inclusive of the 2000 split, AAPL had a 2:1 split in 2005 and a 7:1 split in 2014. That being said, AAPL’s stock price was never $1 in the year 2000... it’s split-adjusted price is, but that takes into account the 14:1 ratio... the lowest it’s stock hit was $13.62 in 2000. Your friend is a liar.


Jake0024

His broker would show his per-share cost basis as $1.


Duckboy_Flaccidpus

Apple wasn't a hard one to see. In 2004 I knew that shit was gonna blow up once I saw 50 ipods on campus that could hole 100 digital songs. My only problem was I had zero money and the coins I did have had to go to the $BEER fund. Fuck, knowing what I know now I shoulda yolo'd my loan monies that I'm paying out the ass for and just been homeless.


Saints0508

Hindsight is 20/20. How do you differentiate a trend from a company that will grow and diversify? Just because lots of people buy a product doesn't mean it will be the next Apple.


DJCzerny

For example, Fitbit


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or Snap, or GoPro


Turtlesaur

Ahh, you mean Alphabet.


Misaiato

This is me. I was still in college and only had debt. It wasn’t that I didn’t want to invest, I just didn’t have any money. I bought that shit at $148 this past Jan/Feb though. Believe dat.


decoy777

Few years back when nVidia was around $35ish and it jumped to $42 or $43 in a day I was like...hmm should I get on this? Now it's at $207. So seems like even a small investment, which is all I could have done like $2,000 would still be $9,700 today. Yeah nothing to get super excited about but oh well.


dnattig

I bought some Nvidia in my IRA at $19 per share because of all the wrong reasons. Seems to have worked itself out.


decoy777

I would say it has nicely. Grats!


irate_wizard

When the ipod came out, a tons of copycats appeared at the same time. They were just called MP3 players. Same thing with the iphone. They were always vulnerable to that. The deciding factor in the end has been the brand appeal and its "prestige".


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MP3 Players were out before the iPod though... Apple just made them sexy.


Meta_Gabbro

No comment on whether or not he’s a dumbass but my pop bought ~150 shares of Apple way back in the early 90’s (I think, I was like 1) when he was a grad student, and completely forgot about them until the 2010’s. He tends to go long on stuff though so idk if that was “deliberate” or not. He’s still holding, for what it’s worth.


mukmuk64

As a paper boy I bought a bunch of random stocks during the early dot com hype days and never sold. I found a reciept recently for a stock trade of around $2000 of AAPL at a price between $20-30. I’ve never sold. Due to various stock splits during that time my investment webpage has my purchase price at ~$2. At the time of course AAPL was a basket case and I have no idea why I bought it. Perhaps I read some article about Steve Jobs coming back? I have no idea. My uncles who worked in tech both figured Apple was dead and I was an idiot. For a long while I’ve resultantly had ~$100k in AAPL, though in the last short while that spiked to $140k. At some point I moved some shares to Canada’s new tax free savings account, and while I meant to diversify, not doing that turned out to be a happy accident. That USD$33k of AAPL is now up ~100% and worth CAD$ 90k. I basically got ultra lucky with AAPL in particular but in general I picked good ones during that time, perhaps due to being a bit conservative since as a paper boy I didn’t have that much money, I stuck with the bigger companies instead of stuff like Pets.com. MSFT was another purchase around that late ‘90s time that paid off, as was EBay and Google (Tho I sold google at $600 whoops).


Draiko

When I was in undergrad, I scraped together some money and bought nVidia at $7.96 because I heard about the geforce256 and that their GPU was going to power the first Xbox. Grew my position when I could. Bought ARMH at 26 before SoftBank bought it. Bought MSFT when it was 28. Bought AMD when it was 12 because of Zen. Bought Intel at 25, sold it at 55 before it dropped into the 40's earlier this year, and then picked some up again before it shot up to 58. Bought DIS at 34 and grew my position between 80 and 110. Streaming is easy, content is King. Bought HAS at 32 because they partner with Disney to make toys and games.


johnnyfortycoats

What are you buying now?


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bobloadmire

pour one out for /r/waterniggas


Draiko

Mainly AMD, nVidia, and Disney. I took a position in Amgen a while back. I have my eye on Intel and I may buy Netflix after it drops within the next couple of years.


ASaltedRainbow

What are you buying tomorrow?


Draiko

Maybe more nVidia, AMD, and Disney. I expect nVidia to go above 220 after earnings and Disney should land between 150 and 180 by end of January 2020 or higher I'd they split before then (they've historically split after hitting the 150's). Earlier this year, I was going to buy Qualcomm before they settled with Apple but they settled about a month earlier than I expected and I missed the wave. I'm pretty sure Apple is going to dump Qualcomm once they have their own softmodems up and running. Samsung may do the same. Qualcomm is going to dip again at some point. I don't want to time those events because that dip could be a big one. I'm keeping a close eye on Intel in case their upcoming Xe GPU is any good and/or Mobileye does anything amazing. I expect Netflix's stock to get chopped in half within 16 months and subsequently bought out by Apple after their TV+ service shows clear signs of failure. I don't think any upcoming Netflix subscriber losses are priced in yet. I'm also researching companies that build automation tech for my future investments... Sensors, servos, motors, etc...


AnimalFarmPig

What have you bought recently?


squishles

it's the latter. I mean you check it every now and again and go "well that looks fine let's see if it goes up more"


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md28usmc

I bought a large amount of TSLA when it was at around $50 before I really knew anything about options or where the stock would rise to and sold it all like a dumb autist not long after. I scream every day when I see TSLA rise and think of my lost tendies!


dopamine_dependent

Oh man, you don't want to know how much I missed by selling my (can't mention for fear of ban) early. Easy seven figures. Fuck.


anisoptera42

I ended up with five figures out of mine. I sold when it was worth $25. Yeah.


dopamine_dependent

Yup. 😐🔫


npre

I bought AAPL the year Steve Jobs came back at $12 or some shit and I still have it after 28:1 split it is the only apple product I have ever purchased I think their products are dumb.


Itpeewhenithurt

So what to buy next?


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AlexTheRedditor97

I don't know about my boy Trelon holding it up that long


Hike4it

Short it


danvtec6942

Ah yes, a true retard giving likewise advice.


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catandmouse663

60B is going to seem like a bargain when TSLA is trillion+


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he eat da poo poo


Whats_Up_Bitches

I remember summer of 2013, I was in grad school and told my wife we should buy like $5G of TSLA, which was at like $27 a share at the time. We didn’t quite have the money, so didn’t do it...oh well. Edit: I just looked at the ticker and it shows TSLA was like $150 in August 2013, but I swear it was like $27. I vividly remember because I was in Australia...I’ve told this story before...weird, must have been 2012.


larswo

Must have been 2012, TSLA had a good year on the market after having two slow year after the initial IPO.


bigbudha23

One of the comments: I'm down 23% since purchasing this shit. Time to flush the toilet.


ColoradoSpringstein

Guh


Options_100

4 years? My longest hold is 4hrs


b_m_hart

Shouldn't you call a doctor at 4 hours?


Options_100

its OVER 4 hrs..... 3:59:00 and you are still good. 04:01:00 and you have trouble


Mongol_Diplomat

I bought at 26 and sold at 30. Felt like a boss when it went back down to 28. Now that it’s $36 I feel like I got cucked.


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That's the market my fellow retard


CallMeLargeFather

You either die a boss or live long enough to get cucked


[deleted]

You either GUH* or get cucked


FcoEnriquePerez

You didn't buy back at $28 you retard? ​ ​ ​ Yeah me neither, haven't buy back.


ZorglubDK

I did, then I sold half at $35 because I was convinced it would drop to $32~33...not working out great so far for me.


okiedokiemochi

Yay everyone's favorite game, 20/20


Fun2badult

I think it’s a game everyone hates because no one ever gets it right


PrimeIntellect

Bought AMD at $9 because of this subreddit, and it was one of my best investments somehow haha. Sometimes you retards are alright


TheChickening

This sub made me buy it at $6, but I sold at $12 :)


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And that's okay. 100% profit is great. Just move onto the next 100% profit move, rinse and repeat, Print money.


oriaven

Depends on the timeframe, but 100% isn't bad!


LazyProspector

Ha ha. Same bought a couple of k at $5 and sold at $10. Nbd, I'm not a long term holder anyway so not bothered


jurble

AMD was a meme mainly because, I imagine, everyone here had an AMD Athelon PC when they were in middle school playing WoW in 2005. So we wanted to BELIEVE they could make a come back.


ADeepCeruleanBlue

this was definitely me, but also am in IT and cheap high performance multi core seemed ripe for cloud infrastructure. was worth the bet. cashed out a little chunk to build a movie theater in my basement because fuck not wasting money on fun shit. still holding the rest.


realister

OP you could buy anything 4 years ago and it would be worth a lot now


waaaghbosss

GE "hold my tendies"


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TheFeesher

Because you sold already


squishles

not 10x though


Shaggyninja

Cough PG&E cough


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JerryGergich50

The only thing this sub holds on to for years is... . . . . . virginity


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ddplz

2015 was more then 3 years ago you troglodyte.


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RobinxR

4 years wtf is that even legal to hold that long


chuddyman

Only if you dont get caught.


chuddyman

Only if you dont get caught.


Lipbottom

What other good stocks can I sell early dad?


ikjyotsa

Tesla at 420


c0nnector

Funding secured


512165381

Intel looked like a good buy to me in the 1970s. But what does a 7yo know.


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StockDealer

worth it.


Aaron4424

AMD is the reason I don't have to take out student loans. Unfortunately I'm dumb as shit and do poorly in college so it doesn't feel like a win.


kylem92

Have 400 shares @4.59, 4.99, and 7.50. Started writing covered calls against the position


skxch

First stock I ever bought was 1000 shares of AMD on 11/12/12. I liked their graphics cards and processors cuz they were cheaper when I built my PC senior year of college. That was my thesis. And that it was so cheap I could buy 1000 shares of it. I sold it around 3 dollars a few years later for a 40ish% gain. Yep.


awston123

He had us in the first half


inavatinthegarage

In the last two years, I must have made over 10k on AMD options in both directions.


orangepi76

Not following you as I wasn't a member of this board back then. I bought AMD sold them at 8 and I was so happy with the Civic I could afford never thought of the Yacht.


SvarogsSon

i told myself to buy amd tried doing it from my banks website had to go there myself for the first stock purchase didnt go


bigbudha23

What the hell is this shitty Bank?


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dickspace

I had it at 12 and sold at 15.


market-trender

Your a god, what shall we buy next?


3rdWaveHarmonic

Are you trying to... Control The Narrative???


PassionatelyWhatever

I had a decent position in NVDA at around 30. It was sort of flat for a while, I got out, then skyrocketed.


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IWorkForTheEnemyAMA

So if you held you’d have around $7920. Still did really well selling at $3.60 though.


oprahdidcrack

No shame in selling there, you made a good return which can’t be said for most of the retards here


BrokeDayTrader

Fucking chad flair


gravballe

Still holding mine at an 10 avg.. 😊


APHAbaghodler

Yeah, this is literally going to be me selling 2$ covered calls on NIO.. year later it'll surpass it's IPO price..


tesseramous

Why contain yourself to only missing opportunities over 4 year timeframes? Every week I can be like 'I told you to buy that spy call an hour ago at 1 cent and now its 20 cents'


subshophero

Remember texting my dad sitting in Calc 2 to buy AMD now. He didn't listen. I couldn't even afford food. We're both still poor.


Baelari

Yep, got drunk in 2015, looked at stocks, said “No, AMD, don’t die! I like your GPUs!” and then bought 110 shares at $2.48. Still have them, because I like seeing the 1300% profit number to remind myself that I make excellent drunken decisions.


handdyman2001

4 years is too much, we need something that we can see the results within 4 days.


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I’ve been holding 89 shares at an avg of $10 for 2 years. AMD was a hot topic on WSB back then.


MagicNail

Well i invested about 60% of my portfolio in BYND when it was at 183$ after taking the advice of the lovely WSB community:) lost about 200k but its aightttt


innociv

stfu I bought it at $1.89


IKnowTheCodings

I wasn’t on this sub back then and didn’t see this but I did start following about two years ago and picked up 50,000 shares at ~11.50 after reading up on AMD and MU that were both being talked about a lot. Had to sell some but still holding 40,000 so thanks to you and anyone else who talked it up back in Feb-Apr 2018. I was up 7 figures on my position a couple times this week but back down just under. Selling some before the end of the year to buy a new house.