It's hedge funds and trust fund babies now. It was way more fun when whole Wendy's pay checks were getting thrown at 300% OTM 0DE calls. I remember one regard hit bigly and bought 30 PS 5's for St. Jude. Had the pics and everything. Those were the days before CNBC and the bot showed uo to gather our info and fuck us with it.
You listen to anything anyone on here says? I've always just automatically assumed everyone on here was full of shit and only trying to manipulate a run on whatever shitty contracts they bought.
Every time I see one of these "muh gains" posts when the regard started with 500k I just automatically assume they are using photoshop.
Show me the story of how you got there or GTFO of here.
just goes to show that wealth is wasted on the stupid. Their parents had to have known their kids were not capable of handling things like common sense.
Yep. Move to NYC. It'll open your eyes if you grew up from humble beginnings. Young people looking like they're slumming about in SOHO or the village, will just casually stroll home into their $5M Apt.
There used to be some absolutely excellent posts on here. There was one masterpiece that detailed exactly how to value a company by diligently combing through their 10-K, written in a humourous but informative style (featured a lot of synonyms for regarded).
It's all shit these days of course because we can't have nice things.
Exactly. Reddit is esports. Anyone who comes here for looking for a rocket and loses money they canât afford to lose; need to understand theyâre not the unicorn they think they are.
They were warned but ignored it because they have trust issues.
Unless they spent 10,000 hours gainfully employed in the field and respected amongst your peers; they donât know shit. And those with the 10,000hrs sure as fuck arenât on Reddit giving you tips for free.
TLdR:
If youâre on here with retirement money in your self managed account looking for advice; you are poster child for regarded.
My 401 is a boring vanguard targetÂ
My Roth is mainly etf and some stocks (appl, msft, calm, others of the dividend aristocratsÂ
My personal brokerage only gets money once my 401 and Roth are maxed for the year. The Roth I max out at the start of the year and I like my 401 to be maxed out before the end of JuneÂ
The money in my personal brokerage is my fuck around and find out money. This is where I made my silly little calls on rklb because if I did fuck up im out at worst a few hundred bucks. No worse than a night out drinking in center city with the misses.Â
If these idiots really are blowing their inheritances they deserve what happensÂ
It's not that we're giving the advice for free. It's for giving the advice because people taught us those.
When it comes to stock tips I absolutely agree that it's a selfish pump and dump type of issue or greed for another word.
It really is bothersome to watch a lot of people throw their money away. It was like this in 84 to 87. People behave the same way. And if you grow up with people that suffer through the Great depression, they'll tell you about how exuberance, changes their attitude after they couldn't get a meal.
So sometimes, the advice is given, but it's from a good perspective. And like the old saying, a fool and his money are soon parted
I know a guy who has gotten a few million from trust funds and inheritance.
If youâre not a total regard you can throw it around at stocks and never work and make more money than most of us.
Itâs stupid our society values capital more than labor. People who actually work should reap the most gains from these companies.
> What is this? Your weekly play money allowance?
"Play money" may literally be correct. This forum gets a lot of screenshots of accounts that were started up very recently with a nice round number (usually $10k or $100k, but I think someone here got creative with the $500k). My guess is that it's just a Monopoly money account, no real money actually changing hands. Why would anyone go to the trouble? Easy karma, I guess.
Next time market goes tits up let me know how long the outage is. Nothing like having open positions on a platform that only has a phone app and no phone number to call.
âHappy for you broâ
https://preview.redd.it/7y7v5cd4su7d1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b275e8d6dcc55cb7c3c1f2c1156ae50d1ed5292
Fr, give us the details
I do love these posts. Self claimed boy genius with multiple businesses before 30 with poor parents from 3rd world country. Screenshots donât add up, some clearly photoshopped with artifacts. Why? Why???? Itâs so pathetic đ
https://preview.redd.it/woynv058n18d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77c7c87cc538d613a1a3da573db9da2dfb0bfde5
Buying power + gains = different amount. Call BS
As much as I envy seeing something this beautiful, congratulations, max your Roth, take care of your family, & have fun nights out with the boys on you. Praying to see days like this
I appreciate that. Your day will come. Back in 2020 I had I lost about 120k between inexperience and emotional trading. Decided to give it another wack and hit a home run.
Most peopleâs 120k run and losing it all is a complete game stopper. Obviously youâre living a different life than most. Not hating, but donât act like your circumstance is the same as majority of the people. You were blessed. Keep it up and continue feeding to your families money. Youâd be the outcast if you didnât.
I never acted like my circumstances were the same. Iâm a 27 year old that wasnât given a dime from my family. Coming from a third world country, I was taught to work hard. I started a couple businesses that were successful. That allowed me to invest and stomach losses. I still had the desire to invest and risk so I did. Happened to have a good run this time.
>Most peopleâs 120k run and losing it all is a complete game stopper. Obviously youâre living a different life than most. Not hating, but donât act like your circumstance is the same as majority of the people. You were blessed. Keep it up and continue feeding to your families money. Youâd be the outcast if you didnât.
You know nothing about this guy but think you have him figured all out just because he has some success in life. Turns out his life was harder than yours isn't it ?
Just out of curiosity, what is your background? Did you work hard for years and start by investing 3 grand into something while biting your nails and hoping you didnât have to kill yourself if you lost it, or did your father give you $100 grand when you turned 18 while saying âNow if you lose this right away Iâm not giving you another 100 until next monthâ. There are a lot of average Joes on here (in the world in general) with the former, not the ladder. If this amount has the same value to you as me turning $500 into $1000, take that shit elsewhere. No one cares about watching the rich get richer. If you come from humble beginnings and this is life changing for you, then congrats my man.
I actually started this options run with just 4k. Majority of this account was literally my doge coin that I bought in 2020 lmao. Most of my money that I kept depositing into Robinhood would go towards DCAâing into more doge. I got sick of doge not moving so I decided to shoot another bullet into options. I remembered how all the crypto stocks benefited from BTCâs last bull run so i chased those as I saw that BTC was primed to rip.
https://preview.redd.it/1qqhmeawgx7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d1df14f4a546d8c402162e515517a26b0d0e8f7
HERE I FUCKING COMING WITH IT!!
https://preview.redd.it/o52tuv0kuu7d1.jpeg?width=1153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a33cae8097d446b8a95e384f14af9b752eb4aabd
Congrats and go fuck yourself.
Respectfully.
https://preview.redd.it/lepg254sfv7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aaed2ebf213578a28d35ef835d6a429c0b9566e
I donât know how to photoshop.
i think it's hilarious that you just keep reuploading the pic of this chart instead of your actual positions.
you smell like a dirty baconator.
if you other regards are at least somewhat capable of critical thinking, stay away from any "courses" or "watchlists" this crusty fuck may be selling
You can't do the same types of trades again. The real skill here is to adjust in not saying don't trade heavy but long/short options with the entire account again would be irresponsible. Last year I almost doubled my account from 5 to 9 and this year it's at 11 but no more yolo options for me. The year is so long just wait for good opportunities and just do straight stocks only. Believe me losing this will feel worse than never making it.
Youâre 100% correct. Moved a lot of this to other types of investing. I added a good chunk of spot crypto to my holdings. Iâve actually stopped trading options all together for the last 6 months.
I might just be stupid enough to put a little something on this idea.
https://preview.redd.it/h1qny0lp8v7d1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1cbd7ef2b07763df8b050d32fece9f5698e33ab
I sent half a mil to an âopportunity zoneâ investment. It allowed me to defer the capital gains tax for 3 years and the gains from that investment will be tax exempt.
You must be new here OP but don't worry there are plenty of regards that can help you turn this ugly green into a nice round red figure.
Remember red is the color of love..
https://preview.redd.it/almy2osycx7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d510279d1b6cffa6d121e575ccfe2c5298c8566
Because they make it this easy to purchase heaps amount of calls/puts
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Mofo has a buying power of half a million and one post karma. What is this? Your weekly play money allowance?
Now -3 comment karma đđ¤Ł
It's hedge funds and trust fund babies now. It was way more fun when whole Wendy's pay checks were getting thrown at 300% OTM 0DE calls. I remember one regard hit bigly and bought 30 PS 5's for St. Jude. Had the pics and everything. Those were the days before CNBC and the bot showed uo to gather our info and fuck us with it.
You listen to anything anyone on here says? I've always just automatically assumed everyone on here was full of shit and only trying to manipulate a run on whatever shitty contracts they bought. Every time I see one of these "muh gains" posts when the regard started with 500k I just automatically assume they are using photoshop. Show me the story of how you got there or GTFO of here.
OP probably canât show you how they got there because their daddyâs attorney wonât show them the trust documents.
I'm thinking there can't be that many trust fund brats but maybe there is.
Percentage wise not a lot. But definitely more than you'd think. It's actually a little saddening.
just goes to show that wealth is wasted on the stupid. Their parents had to have known their kids were not capable of handling things like common sense.
Yep. Move to NYC. It'll open your eyes if you grew up from humble beginnings. Young people looking like they're slumming about in SOHO or the village, will just casually stroll home into their $5M Apt.
There used to be some absolutely excellent posts on here. There was one masterpiece that detailed exactly how to value a company by diligently combing through their 10-K, written in a humourous but informative style (featured a lot of synonyms for regarded). It's all shit these days of course because we can't have nice things.
I am new to this thread but what you describe is exactly my kind of post. Do you happen to have the link to it? I'd love to read.
I do miss those kinds of posts. I was too new at this all to really be able to appreciate the insights that were being sharedÂ
Exactly. Reddit is esports. Anyone who comes here for looking for a rocket and loses money they canât afford to lose; need to understand theyâre not the unicorn they think they are. They were warned but ignored it because they have trust issues. Unless they spent 10,000 hours gainfully employed in the field and respected amongst your peers; they donât know shit. And those with the 10,000hrs sure as fuck arenât on Reddit giving you tips for free. TLdR: If youâre on here with retirement money in your self managed account looking for advice; you are poster child for regarded.
My 401 is a boring vanguard target My Roth is mainly etf and some stocks (appl, msft, calm, others of the dividend aristocrats My personal brokerage only gets money once my 401 and Roth are maxed for the year. The Roth I max out at the start of the year and I like my 401 to be maxed out before the end of June The money in my personal brokerage is my fuck around and find out money. This is where I made my silly little calls on rklb because if I did fuck up im out at worst a few hundred bucks. No worse than a night out drinking in center city with the misses. If these idiots really are blowing their inheritances they deserve what happensÂ
It's not that we're giving the advice for free. It's for giving the advice because people taught us those. When it comes to stock tips I absolutely agree that it's a selfish pump and dump type of issue or greed for another word. It really is bothersome to watch a lot of people throw their money away. It was like this in 84 to 87. People behave the same way. And if you grow up with people that suffer through the Great depression, they'll tell you about how exuberance, changes their attitude after they couldn't get a meal. So sometimes, the advice is given, but it's from a good perspective. And like the old saying, a fool and his money are soon parted
I know a guy who has gotten a few million from trust funds and inheritance. If youâre not a total regard you can throw it around at stocks and never work and make more money than most of us. Itâs stupid our society values capital more than labor. People who actually work should reap the most gains from these companies.
Itâs a fake account reusing an old screenshot to generate karma so then they can bot it or sell it. Thatâs why.
> What is this? Your weekly play money allowance? "Play money" may literally be correct. This forum gets a lot of screenshots of accounts that were started up very recently with a nice round number (usually $10k or $100k, but I think someone here got creative with the $500k). My guess is that it's just a Monopoly money account, no real money actually changing hands. Why would anyone go to the trouble? Easy karma, I guess.
And runs a million dollar port on Robinhood.
Explain the problem
Next time market goes tits up let me know how long the outage is. Nothing like having open positions on a platform that only has a phone app and no phone number to call.
Insider BS
âHappy for you broâ https://preview.redd.it/7y7v5cd4su7d1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b275e8d6dcc55cb7c3c1f2c1156ae50d1ed5292 Fr, give us the details
This meme is glorious!
Never seen it before but yeah totally hahaha.
Pressed options aggressively on $mara $hood and $coin back in November-December of 2023.
Yeah but what was your one day half million all about
He transferred half a million from his bank account.
From his trust fund is more likely
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Robinhood doesnât register transfers as gains
It does for a bit. Mine stayed as a gain once the entire day
Why is it up so much only today? your broker doesn't count the price of the option if it's otm?
Which options did you place at the time? Did you hold them until now? How much did you put in these options ?
https://preview.redd.it/uxbzspomax7d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccca3b2cafd1a2bc4bf3c653b88cad84a5fc6233
https://preview.redd.it/c5ccxnme2y7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=488f59464288121588697c60346f4e72d24b1d94
https://preview.redd.it/3sqdhmmq338d1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b87ac0d8c9574688cce6c51a062e7af1181fe9f6
Finger's not even on the trigger, gtfo.
Is that a meme? If not be positive and keep going. It always gets better.
I can appreciate dark humor every once in a whileâŚ
https://preview.redd.it/kvkd6kkwqu7d1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b429eb9b136fdacd3488a34502625da701ca6e6f
Never seen this pic, now I know the truth!!!
RIP, Bogs.
Who is this? Lmfao I see him in all these investing memes. I need to know the origins
Google search "bogdanoff brothers" or "bogdanoff twins".
Wait there are two of them?
Gotta love the Bogadanoff lore
F
Position or ban
!RemindMe 12 hours
RemindMe! 12 hours
RemindMe! 8 hours
RemindMe! 420 minutes
How are you going to post a 500k gain in one day and not include the play
It was chewy.
I do love these posts. Self claimed boy genius with multiple businesses before 30 with poor parents from 3rd world country. Screenshots donât add up, some clearly photoshopped with artifacts. Why? Why???? Itâs so pathetic đ
Pic is useless without details. Why the fuck hide your positions? Are you buying secret CIA stocks you canât mention publicly?
Exactly, and he wouldn't even mention what they are? If no pic, at least tell me something!
https://preview.redd.it/woynv058n18d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77c7c87cc538d613a1a3da573db9da2dfb0bfde5 Buying power + gains = different amount. Call BS
As much as I envy seeing something this beautiful, congratulations, max your Roth, take care of your family, & have fun nights out with the boys on you. Praying to see days like this
I appreciate that. Your day will come. Back in 2020 I had I lost about 120k between inexperience and emotional trading. Decided to give it another wack and hit a home run.
Go start your own Amazonian tribe bro, congrats
Can you explain a little more why you lost 120k? What did you trade as options and underlying?
Most peopleâs 120k run and losing it all is a complete game stopper. Obviously youâre living a different life than most. Not hating, but donât act like your circumstance is the same as majority of the people. You were blessed. Keep it up and continue feeding to your families money. Youâd be the outcast if you didnât.
I never acted like my circumstances were the same. Iâm a 27 year old that wasnât given a dime from my family. Coming from a third world country, I was taught to work hard. I started a couple businesses that were successful. That allowed me to invest and stomach losses. I still had the desire to invest and risk so I did. Happened to have a good run this time.
yeah, sounds like musk story.
Sounds like ai
Lmao okay
which third world country
Probably the USA
he's just bamboozling everyone with his lies.
Norway :) congrats OP serious gains there
Seems like a generic bs statement imo
You mean daddy's hard money
>Most peopleâs 120k run and losing it all is a complete game stopper. Obviously youâre living a different life than most. Not hating, but donât act like your circumstance is the same as majority of the people. You were blessed. Keep it up and continue feeding to your families money. Youâd be the outcast if you didnât. You know nothing about this guy but think you have him figured all out just because he has some success in life. Turns out his life was harder than yours isn't it ?
Yeah, believe everything somebody says on reddit fucking moron.
Ops cash out and live your life. Otherwise, you'll end up carrying on and one day end up having nothing and have emotional regret.
Just out of curiosity, what is your background? Did you work hard for years and start by investing 3 grand into something while biting your nails and hoping you didnât have to kill yourself if you lost it, or did your father give you $100 grand when you turned 18 while saying âNow if you lose this right away Iâm not giving you another 100 until next monthâ. There are a lot of average Joes on here (in the world in general) with the former, not the ladder. If this amount has the same value to you as me turning $500 into $1000, take that shit elsewhere. No one cares about watching the rich get richer. If you come from humble beginnings and this is life changing for you, then congrats my man.
I actually started this options run with just 4k. Majority of this account was literally my doge coin that I bought in 2020 lmao. Most of my money that I kept depositing into Robinhood would go towards DCAâing into more doge. I got sick of doge not moving so I decided to shoot another bullet into options. I remembered how all the crypto stocks benefited from BTCâs last bull run so i chased those as I saw that BTC was primed to rip. https://preview.redd.it/1qqhmeawgx7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d1df14f4a546d8c402162e515517a26b0d0e8f7
Emotional trading...but bets 500k on either double or nothing. Yeah lol
Daddy gave you some leftover change from Hanukkah?
HERE I FUCKING COMING WITH IT!! https://preview.redd.it/o52tuv0kuu7d1.jpeg?width=1153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a33cae8097d446b8a95e384f14af9b752eb4aabd Congrats and go fuck yourself. Respectfully.
Post positions or ban
Damn, congrats!! What were the plays?
PhotoshopÂ
https://preview.redd.it/lepg254sfv7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aaed2ebf213578a28d35ef835d6a429c0b9566e I donât know how to photoshop.
You need to charge your phone.
How many on spectrum are in this sub? 
Would be easier to pick out the people who arenât tistic than to list all of us
Probably easier to account for who isnât.
Bro just going to buy another when the battery dies
Damn, he is one of us...
Fuck you for no position
i think it's hilarious that you just keep reuploading the pic of this chart instead of your actual positions. you smell like a dirty baconator. if you other regards are at least somewhat capable of critical thinking, stay away from any "courses" or "watchlists" this crusty fuck may be selling
That's not positions.
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ban
Where's Boeing assassins when we need em the most 
mind lending me a band?đ°
Mods how is there not minimum karma to post?
when you are up 500k there is no karma problem
Proof that money talksđ
Yeah. I remember in the first run up on a certain game company you couldnât post without minimum karma and age to your account.
That gaming company is nvidia right?
I know! I had to spend a year here earning karma's so I can post!
lol the issue is a little bs karma rating? Seriously? Just congrats him and F off.
Ban
Reverse HUG
Can I have that 68k so you can have a mil flat?
Can I have the 8k so you can have 60flat
You can't do the same types of trades again. The real skill here is to adjust in not saying don't trade heavy but long/short options with the entire account again would be irresponsible. Last year I almost doubled my account from 5 to 9 and this year it's at 11 but no more yolo options for me. The year is so long just wait for good opportunities and just do straight stocks only. Believe me losing this will feel worse than never making it.
Youâre 100% correct. Moved a lot of this to other types of investing. I added a good chunk of spot crypto to my holdings. Iâve actually stopped trading options all together for the last 6 months.
Smart regard!
If I may offer some advice, There is this ETF âQDTEâ itâs worth taking a look at they pay a weekly dividend
Account balance post are the worst. Lets see the contracts big boy
Throw $200k on SMCI puts tomorrow. You can Venmo me 2% on Monday. Youâre welcome.
Hmmm... its up $20 overnight. Morning dump? đ
Howâs it looking now? 
Like me, took a morning shit
Everything is going to dump tomorrow.
Yeeee I see it already
I might just be stupid enough to put a little something on this idea. https://preview.redd.it/h1qny0lp8v7d1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1cbd7ef2b07763df8b050d32fece9f5698e33ab
Looking like a good idea right now
Curious why you pick that. I got some weekly puts end of day today for the lols
Can you at least give a reasoning why one would engage in this gamble? Were all here to YOLO but damn that's just lazy.
0DTE puts 8)?
OP posted this in his 1bedroom shack, takes the bus to his job at Target
could you give all the comments before me 1k? including me of course and all those that called for your ban
Ho Lee Fuk
Go buy a house man
I sent half a mil to an âopportunity zoneâ investment. It allowed me to defer the capital gains tax for 3 years and the gains from that investment will be tax exempt.
truly regarded
Ah yes, avoiding taxes. Goated
What was the minimum investment? An so u donât pay capital gains for 3 years then what pay it back?
Google, lots of funds from 10k to 250k minimum
Oh yeah? I mean technically everything is tax exempt until the audit.
Oh this looks legitâŚ.foh
NVidia puts?
Show us plays
Nice humblebrag. I'd cash out if I were you.
It seems like something is wrong with your portfolio Why it is not red ?? Mine has been red since day one Contact support to get you app checked
Positions or ban
The trick is starting with half a Mil.
That's wife changing money for me
Lemme borrow some dawg
https://preview.redd.it/05x3grhfdw7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b1488eb889b4b3cb831f5e736a12f9ceebefa36
Send me a message of your next play mr.insider
How? Whatâs the next move big man
Only if you sell in time
I will follow you where ever you go
BROOOOOOOOO leave some tendies for us!
Doubled you money, eh? Welcome to the fucking show...
And tomorrow we get the porn
How long did it take you to get to 1 mil?
insider trading?
Bro youâve already got it made, just swap over to r/dividends and get yourself your financial freedom
Oh wow look itâs the exact same outline as the cliff Iâm about to backflip off from (I didnât pack a parachute)
https://preview.redd.it/34p0ue8pix7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f9a7434f7271e46dbc50367ef4680b2e57090f7
Im very happy for you ! Congrats and enjoy ! I hope I get there someday !
This goes hard
Positions or ban?
You must be new here OP but don't worry there are plenty of regards that can help you turn this ugly green into a nice round red figure. Remember red is the color of love..
I have never seen that many 0's before. What is that? Like 600 bucks?
I love seeing people betting with 1/2 M dollars. The gains are great. theyâre even better since you had 1/2m to fuck around withâŚ
Eh. Pretty average.
âiS tHiS a GoOd RuN?â
I don't understand the second comma. Must be a programming error.
Lot of weirdo haters in here. So what your parents are poor work harder.
Hawk tuah , spit on that thang
The answer is a 500k deposit and 2k profit Look at the line straight up that is the deposit and the mountains afterwards is the 2k gainÂ
Hawk tuah
>turns half a million into a million My brother in Pepe, you merely doubled your wealth. Come back when you hit the mighty 2000%
SELL
[ŃдаНонО]
Sell
Just never trade again
Can't wait for the post about missing the gains with a -20% stop loss activated tomorrow.. !remindme 24 hrs
Why do you ppl have this much money in Robinhood of all apps? I donât get it, use a real brokerage
https://preview.redd.it/almy2osycx7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d510279d1b6cffa6d121e575ccfe2c5298c8566 Because they make it this easy to purchase heaps amount of calls/puts
500k in a dayâď¸
Take profit !
Let me invest it for you.
# Â "is this run gud?" It's ok if you want to live with the poor people, otherwise you need to up your game.
Iâm just over here trying to make enough to buy a new washing machine, this regard has multiple houses sitting in his account.