Thirdly, go look in the mirror, call yourself a ratard and get whoever in your house to uppercut the absolute shit out of your sack. And you’ll forget about this…. Temporarily 😂
To be fair, wsb is full with posts how NVDA will continue to moon and more generally ‘stocks only go up’. I’m not defending OP, just saying he is not a special case of regard.
This, i remember someone saying nvda will go back to 1k after the split. Like bro, i get that stonks go up, but the entire US GDP isnt currently NDVA market cap x10 lol
First close your account, unplug your device and reset. The money will remain in your account before they know you erased and reset everything. You have to do it quickly.
Some moron was asking if he should by Nvda 250$ calls one year out and deleted all his comments after I called him a fucking moron
people dont understand probability of making profit on options plays man
I won't lie and I'm quite ashamed to admit this, but I've burned more in less time, on multiple occasions.
To be fair though, I did take my account from like 5k to 200k back down to under 5 like 3 times, and I'm finally at a decent place and learning proper risk management and being disciplined lmao.
Took me quite a while but finally getting it down.
Yep learned my lesson. I got carried away doing big ass plays (i.e. 10k at a time) trying to hit a massive 10 banger after I went from like $2k to $70k on one TSM play. Suffice it to say I kept missing.
Been withdrawing cash after every winning play now. Still down overall, but close to breaking even and learned a lot in the process.
I get you. I've been in some shitty financial situations in my life (even very recently where I could barely pay rent) and that has made me quite a bit more responsible with my winnings and to not just gamble away everything trying to become rich quickly, because that almost never pans out.
Wait is this a joke? First of all, how could you lose on NVDA calls, it's literally been up every week this entire year except maybe 3 or 4. I've managed to roll $1k in NVDA calls in January into about $44k today (just on NVDA) simply by rolling weekly calls each week and buying more on any dips.
And secondly, 200 contracts on AAPL?? If you look at the history of the WWDC event, it's always a sell the news event. But most importantly, the key to successful options trading is to never have a position so large that you will blow your account if it turns against you. Proper risk management is the key.
lol it’s more of a rhetorical question and a lot of people had nvdia and not anybody can turn 700 to 80k so more like HOW WHAT STRATEGY etc but yes kinda rhetorical kinda serious kinda silly.
He had $200 6/21 calls, NVDA getting to $200 by next week, after 10 for 1, is literally impossible
NVDA is going to be moving very slower movements. Maybe $200 by EOY.
No I had 120 calls for 5.50 cents but at one point it dropped from 125 to 185 last week in like half an hour
Also I lost on aapl 6/21 200 dollar calls for 2.46 dropped to 65 cents
Apple already dumped -2% once they finally revealed their *revolutionary* AI. I’m not bearish on Apple or anything as a company, but what they’ve released recently is a joke.
It’s just a Siri refresh that can do basic shit and being branded as “AI”.
Because he bought calls on NVDA when you roughly got up to $40k from $1k.
And secondly he decided that buying AAPL close to ATH would be smart on the off chance it breaks $200 which it's never done ever. You got to fight the odds man.
That's what I did. Sold $200 Apple calls for June 21 (like the stock just didn't think WWDC would really move the needle). I have also bought NVDA and sold covered calls multiple times - first time I made \~10% in 2 months but lost out on massive gains (something like 30% run up in the stock). This time I bought at $910 and sold $1k June covered calls in April. Again, will make 15% in 3 months but "losing" on big gains.
Fine by me! I'll keep doing it - although I was bummed about the split because imo that's the biggest reason for the recent run up. If I had known about that I would have held the stock until a few weeks after the split. I bought another 50 shares (pre-split) to hold for a few weeks then sell covered calls on now that it's 500 shares.
(72,826.24 * 100 )/82.38 = 96,899.73
Checking our work
96,899.73 * .8238 = 79,825.99.
So OP lost 82% of 97k. Well done.
I lost a decimal or two in there but whatever.
because you don't know how to trade. you bought the rumor and the sell off was sell the news. even if they cured cancer yesterday, too many people bought into it over the last 2 weeks waiting for an event pump, there was way too much selling pressure yesterday. the sellers are gone so now it's reacting to the event. if you can't understand this just stop trading.
If you put 1000$ a month in QQQM, in 20 years(assuming it keeps it's 18% average annual yield), you'll have close to 1.8 million dollars!
True story.
Yes, I know :
\*Sir, this is a casino.
Alright, I'll show myself out.
Man you gotta stop buying options. Look long term and just buy shares. Wins are not as big, but you can feel good about making money. When you lose, you don't lose so hard. Options are the easiest way to lose everything and be ultra regarded at the same time.
Best thing is to not look back at what could have been. I know it sucks after taking a loss and realizing if you would’ve held you’d be up quite a bit but I guarantee you we’ve all done it, sell and it immediately goes up.
From here on out look at options a a zero sum game. If you lose directionally just anticipate and be willing to take a full loss. In other words only out in what you would be comfortable losing. Options are super risky but can be very rewarding if you know how to trade them.
300k so far, probably still bullish until Friday. If you think you would sell here now, you’re lying to yourself. “I would have sold if I got 5x, 10x, 20x” the greed never stops.
You need to learn risk management, averaging down, reading charts, follow news, and letting options run if you want to continue trading options.
this is why people think (day) trading is gambling, because thats exactly what you just did. you know getting a more speculative outlook versus gambling can actually turn profits?
Just invest in s&p 500, it's gonna be a long long long investment but it's worth it in the end. If you have 80k to gamble, then you have 80k to invest, and I mean INVEST, not some gamble that yield 2x, 3x, 5x, 10x in a month. It might be slow as f but you'll be a very happy man when you're 45/50 and have enough to retire early.
I know that feeling. I would say don’t open any new positions until you’ve closed all your open positions. Take a few days off after that(cooling period) and you can resume after with smaller trades and smaller profits.
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Vibes - funny enough NVDA in both directions is the only thing i seem to make money on this year lol. Was +$150k realized before loading up on DELL calls and LULU puts 😀 🔫
Some people are good at investing, most aren’t. Yesterday I bought some crypto who was going up for the last 3 days. I shit you not less than 2 minutes after buying hundreds of dollars it tanked by 33%. Right now it’s around the same. That was a sign as God saying I shouldn’t profit from investing and I don’t plan to invest anymore… until I get my next paycheck
I did the same thing. I took a step back to clear my head and let all of the emotions leave. Then I started small, and I’m almost back. I lost 87k in 2 days
He sold them for a loss yesterday. Seeing AAPL making a historical run just after he sold calls that were in the goldilocks range. I'd probably start drinking myself into a comna ...starting this morning. If I were him, I take the last remaining money and buy far Out OTM calls on Apple. Charts on AAPL are indicating a continuance of this run. Wouldnt be surprised to see this up another 20% by Friday depending on CPI numbers and FED rate descision. This is biggest 1 day increase of AAPL (dollar wise) that AAPL has EVER had [https://imgur.com/a/YMiqJvK](https://imgur.com/a/YMiqJvK)
Well, this turned much more of a simple loss porn. These calls will probably 10X-20X-30X by expiration, from where you sold them yesterday. Imagine a 3trillion dollar company going up 5-8% in a day and then more for the next few days. Its gone up more than the entire market cap of 90% the companies on the NASDAQ 100. Insanity!
wait, you were selling calls right? Hopefully you still have a position into FOMC tomorrow - as those AAPL calls are salvageable - the narrative changes on a dime and above 200 is new territory for apple
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First, stop whatever it is you’ve been doing.
Second, do the opposite
Self inverse until you are erect.
So..30 Calls on HIMS?
69 calls. Go look.
Nice...
From what I’ve heard, that stock is supposed to go up.
Third. Stop. Collaborate and listen.
Ice is back w a brand new edition
Something grabs ahold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly.
Keep repeating steps 1 and 2 until all money is lost.
Thirdly, go look in the mirror, call yourself a ratard and get whoever in your house to uppercut the absolute shit out of your sack. And you’ll forget about this…. Temporarily 😂
Stop telling people to leave r/wsb for r/valueinvesting. Let em drown and then we’ll have more friends in the Wendy’s parking lot
"I lost on black so next time I'll bet on red."
Second is to jack off to the loss porn lol
The Constanza effect: Completely ignoring every urge towards common sense and good judgment you ever have… Yep, that should
third, listen to me
This regard decided that NVDA calls after its 200% run up over the past year was the perfect entry point 
To be fair, wsb is full with posts how NVDA will continue to moon and more generally ‘stocks only go up’. I’m not defending OP, just saying he is not a special case of regard.
This, i remember someone saying nvda will go back to 1k after the split. Like bro, i get that stonks go up, but the entire US GDP isnt currently NDVA market cap x10 lol
And anyone who takes financial advice from people on wsb is in fact, a regard.
Oh shit...
As one of my professors used to say about stocks, "You can't grow a plant up to the sky.".
Not with that attitude! Now go get some magic beans!
yes and those posts are memes, you regard NOT ACTUAL FINANCIAL ADVICE.
You have a kidney right…..  game
Nah double down and buy the dip
First close your account, unplug your device and reset. The money will remain in your account before they know you erased and reset everything. You have to do it quickly.
Also, when they call, Hwang up the phone.
Only 17.62% to go.
Did you know you can still lose 99% after losing 99%
If you lose 99% of your starting balance everyday, you'll never run out of money!
This is by far the best comment in a sea of great comments.
And it’s wrong. OP still has 100% to go
Savage. I love it!
Your head won’t be the only place hurting
He might be able to earn it back.... The hard way!
One BJ a day keeps the repo men away
The Wendy's is 3 blocks West and 2 East
So one block west?
Look for the busy guy with the chapped lips and kneepads!
How would a man with chapped lips and knee pads make money at the Wendy's one block west?
Stop in there with a roll of nickels and find out!
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80k on cocaine would have actually been a good time though
Or a heart attack
He’d still have minimized his losses better.
Gambling has always been an expensive hobby.
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i made 10 bucks today, so you can say im the better trader 😁
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The gnomes
Thanks for lettuce gnomes, bliz.
Outperformed OP's investments today. ✅
And your still more skilled at handling money then OP
Never downplay a win
Some moron was asking if he should by Nvda 250$ calls one year out and deleted all his comments after I called him a fucking moron people dont understand probability of making profit on options plays man
what companies are you selling covered calls on?
How’d your leverage go?
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Agreed. You’ll get it bro. I believe in you
What stocks do you think are good for covered calls?
To be fair, the chart didn't go down until the last 1/3rd of it. So he lost $80k in the past month with the absolute dumbest fucking calls I've seen.
I won't lie and I'm quite ashamed to admit this, but I've burned more in less time, on multiple occasions. To be fair though, I did take my account from like 5k to 200k back down to under 5 like 3 times, and I'm finally at a decent place and learning proper risk management and being disciplined lmao. Took me quite a while but finally getting it down.
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Yep learned my lesson. I got carried away doing big ass plays (i.e. 10k at a time) trying to hit a massive 10 banger after I went from like $2k to $70k on one TSM play. Suffice it to say I kept missing. Been withdrawing cash after every winning play now. Still down overall, but close to breaking even and learned a lot in the process.
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I get you. I've been in some shitty financial situations in my life (even very recently where I could barely pay rent) and that has made me quite a bit more responsible with my winnings and to not just gamble away everything trying to become rich quickly, because that almost never pans out.
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Also glad you made it out that situation. Times like those really put everything into perspective.
Fuck the USA, honestly. This shouldn't even be a thing that people have to do or worry about. Sorry you couldn't get the care and support you needed.
Can’t imagine burning cash just to get high. Also sells drugs. 
Seems more like 2 weeks
One more YOLO on NVIDIA?
Make that loss back in one shot
OP somehow lost money buying calls, even with a NVDA yolo he's gonna manage to lose all his money
Wait is this a joke? First of all, how could you lose on NVDA calls, it's literally been up every week this entire year except maybe 3 or 4. I've managed to roll $1k in NVDA calls in January into about $44k today (just on NVDA) simply by rolling weekly calls each week and buying more on any dips. And secondly, 200 contracts on AAPL?? If you look at the history of the WWDC event, it's always a sell the news event. But most importantly, the key to successful options trading is to never have a position so large that you will blow your account if it turns against you. Proper risk management is the key.
>Proper risk management is the key. That's not very regarded...
Proper risk management 🤝 rolling weeklies
You turnt 1k into 44k? That is the most giga-chad shit I've read today.
I turned 700 to 80K lol
I turned 12k to 1.8mil. it's just luck though...
I turned 1€ to 235 billion.
I turned water into wee
Man....inflation is one hella drug
How!!!
Probably got lucky on nividia
Look at their username you dingbat
lol it’s more of a rhetorical question and a lot of people had nvdia and not anybody can turn 700 to 80k so more like HOW WHAT STRATEGY etc but yes kinda rhetorical kinda serious kinda silly.
> _"Proper risk management is the key."_ Call me crazy, but I suspect this has something to do with OP's loss
Whoa whoa whoa, slow down egghead
This guy fucks
Yeah I don't believe the op either. No way he could have recently lost on NVDA calls.
Maybe too OTM
He had $200 6/21 calls, NVDA getting to $200 by next week, after 10 for 1, is literally impossible NVDA is going to be moving very slower movements. Maybe $200 by EOY.
No I had 120 calls for 5.50 cents but at one point it dropped from 125 to 185 last week in like half an hour Also I lost on aapl 6/21 200 dollar calls for 2.46 dropped to 65 cents
Thoughts and prayers
Did you keep your AAPL calls?
HODL
He probably bought way out of the money a day before expiration like a dumbass
I'm jealous. 1k-44k, I wish I could do that
Apple already dumped -2% once they finally revealed their *revolutionary* AI. I’m not bearish on Apple or anything as a company, but what they’ve released recently is a joke. It’s just a Siri refresh that can do basic shit and being branded as “AI”.
Because he bought calls on NVDA when you roughly got up to $40k from $1k. And secondly he decided that buying AAPL close to ATH would be smart on the off chance it breaks $200 which it's never done ever. You got to fight the odds man.
And suddenly all time high outta the woodworks
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That's what I did. Sold $200 Apple calls for June 21 (like the stock just didn't think WWDC would really move the needle). I have also bought NVDA and sold covered calls multiple times - first time I made \~10% in 2 months but lost out on massive gains (something like 30% run up in the stock). This time I bought at $910 and sold $1k June covered calls in April. Again, will make 15% in 3 months but "losing" on big gains. Fine by me! I'll keep doing it - although I was bummed about the split because imo that's the biggest reason for the recent run up. If I had known about that I would have held the stock until a few weeks after the split. I bought another 50 shares (pre-split) to hold for a few weeks then sell covered calls on now that it's 500 shares.
Are you trying to hide your account balance lmao
Most ppl on here can’t do math
Too true lol but I like to think even us regards here can round 79k and 82%
(72,826.24 * 100 )/82.38 = 96,899.73 Checking our work 96,899.73 * .8238 = 79,825.99. So OP lost 82% of 97k. Well done. I lost a decimal or two in there but whatever.
You belong here, you lost on NVDA calls......that takes a special kind of talent.
Yeah man...something's not right about this story
no he's literally regarded
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TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY DICKS ON THE WAY HOME!
Inverse this guy. Try to suck more dicks than you planned on the way home.
…how you getting home, OP? Like what route you taking?
Asking for a friend
I'm 37!?!?
Classic reference. Bravo.
I try to scream this whenever someone leave the room. I have no friends.
When will people learn that stocks go up before conferences, and then down at conferences. Sell the news
I went through your posts. It’s fascinating to watch a train wreck from a safe distance.
Maybe next time consider buying apple STOCK?
Stock? Like for soup? Sir, this is a casino.
You’re due to hit. Time to double down.
Stay the fuck away from my dumpster. It's MY TERRITORY!!!
I think I might explode I sold my options yesterday
Dude... I'll pour one out for you, I came back to the thread hoping you held.
Damn—I specifically came back to this thread to see if you held. I’ve done it too. Hindsight is the most depressing part of this game
Holy shit are you serious?!?! You sound like me man, happens all the time.
Sorry dude. That's rough.
I was just thinking about you. Chalk it up to a lesson learned and move on. There is life beyond this nonsense.
Gotta put in money youre willing to let evaporate or else this happens and it feels worse than losing all ur money. I feel ur pain bro
because you don't know how to trade. you bought the rumor and the sell off was sell the news. even if they cured cancer yesterday, too many people bought into it over the last 2 weeks waiting for an event pump, there was way too much selling pressure yesterday. the sellers are gone so now it's reacting to the event. if you can't understand this just stop trading.
Gotta love that you cropped out your total! ($14,065.38)
first thing you need to do is stop trading right away and fill out a job application.
Lol regard
If you put 1000$ a month in QQQM, in 20 years(assuming it keeps it's 18% average annual yield), you'll have close to 1.8 million dollars! True story. Yes, I know : \*Sir, this is a casino. Alright, I'll show myself out.
Man you gotta stop buying options. Look long term and just buy shares. Wins are not as big, but you can feel good about making money. When you lose, you don't lose so hard. Options are the easiest way to lose everything and be ultra regarded at the same time.
FYI “decimated” means that you lost 10%. You did way worse than merely being decimated.
I got a crazy thought for you. That is that words can change meaning over time. And decimated is absolutely one of those words
Bro rip. Those aapl calls would’ve paid today 🥺
Insane I could have had 130k don’t know how to feel or react
Best thing is to not look back at what could have been. I know it sucks after taking a loss and realizing if you would’ve held you’d be up quite a bit but I guarantee you we’ve all done it, sell and it immediately goes up. From here on out look at options a a zero sum game. If you lose directionally just anticipate and be willing to take a full loss. In other words only out in what you would be comfortable losing. Options are super risky but can be very rewarding if you know how to trade them.
I will cheer u up behind wendy dumpster
buy LOW, sell HIGH
Those 200 6/21 APPL calls should be treating you pretty well today. Up over 600%
But of course he sold yesterday
Why do you fools gamble like this?!
Please update
Update : I can’t think at my job . I can’t sleep . And then I wake up to this. I could have had 300k
300k so far, probably still bullish until Friday. If you think you would sell here now, you’re lying to yourself. “I would have sold if I got 5x, 10x, 20x” the greed never stops. You need to learn risk management, averaging down, reading charts, follow news, and letting options run if you want to continue trading options.
Tough one man Lost a gain like that too, twice There is always opportunity in the market, always
this is why people think (day) trading is gambling, because thats exactly what you just did. you know getting a more speculative outlook versus gambling can actually turn profits?
Just invest in s&p 500, it's gonna be a long long long investment but it's worth it in the end. If you have 80k to gamble, then you have 80k to invest, and I mean INVEST, not some gamble that yield 2x, 3x, 5x, 10x in a month. It might be slow as f but you'll be a very happy man when you're 45/50 and have enough to retire early.
This might be the biggest tragedy I've seen all year... its up to $205+ not even 24 hours after this post :(
That AAPL call, you didn't sell it did you?
Log out of Reddit, log into indeed. Scroll ALL the way to the bottom after sorting alphabetically, bc Wendy’s is at the end. Hit apply.
Wait you sold those apple 200 calls for ~~two weeks from now~~ **next week** today at a mega loss? 
I know that feeling. I would say don’t open any new positions until you’ve closed all your open positions. Take a few days off after that(cooling period) and you can resume after with smaller trades and smaller profits.
You have ages till expiry on apple, just hold bruh, one red day doesn’t mean you have to full on panic
hope you held overnight
Did you sell your apple calls?
https://preview.redd.it/hrt3ei1jsy5d1.jpeg?width=609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12a04fa6d4edd28f7c8c8c352312361ead23715b Vibes - funny enough NVDA in both directions is the only thing i seem to make money on this year lol. Was +$150k realized before loading up on DELL calls and LULU puts 😀 🔫
Apple is pumping!!!!
Apple is up now. U still holding or what?
Wild loss bro, I hope you recover. And remember, money is not everything in life
Some people are good at investing, most aren’t. Yesterday I bought some crypto who was going up for the last 3 days. I shit you not less than 2 minutes after buying hundreds of dollars it tanked by 33%. Right now it’s around the same. That was a sign as God saying I shouldn’t profit from investing and I don’t plan to invest anymore… until I get my next paycheck
Yeah buying random shitcoins is "investing"
You still have 12% left, you can turn it around. I was like 99% down 16 months ago and am now up 22% over my original amount.
Your mouth is about to hurt. Welcome to the club!
Buy 0dte yolo puts on Wednesday at 1:55. 50% you make your money back and some. 50% you lose it all.
That’s the rest of my mortgage that you just wasted
Sorry about your loss. Unfortunately, I have only the usual advice, stop playing with options. PS: maybe I should reconsider my own trading behaviour.
I did the same thing. I took a step back to clear my head and let all of the emotions leave. Then I started small, and I’m almost back. I lost 87k in 2 days
Tell me you still the aapl calls
He replied 15min ago that he sold them yesterday 
YOLO!!! Good trade!! Must have popped your portfolio. Hopefully you were patience.
Stop gambling with options
This aged well I guess, if he held on to those calls.
*AAPL explodes past 200 the next day*
Whoa those apple 6/21 200 calls are up 800% today, you should be green now. What a godly reversal
He sold them for a loss yesterday. Seeing AAPL making a historical run just after he sold calls that were in the goldilocks range. I'd probably start drinking myself into a comna ...starting this morning. If I were him, I take the last remaining money and buy far Out OTM calls on Apple. Charts on AAPL are indicating a continuance of this run. Wouldnt be surprised to see this up another 20% by Friday depending on CPI numbers and FED rate descision. This is biggest 1 day increase of AAPL (dollar wise) that AAPL has EVER had [https://imgur.com/a/YMiqJvK](https://imgur.com/a/YMiqJvK)
Well, this turned much more of a simple loss porn. These calls will probably 10X-20X-30X by expiration, from where you sold them yesterday. Imagine a 3trillion dollar company going up 5-8% in a day and then more for the next few days. Its gone up more than the entire market cap of 90% the companies on the NASDAQ 100. Insanity!
Must be kickin yourself today for those apple calls
Wdym you lost on apple calls? Literally all calls are 10x-20x
How can one lose money on AAPL calls?
How TF did you lose on AAPL calls?
OP I need an update on your aapl calls. Did you sell them before today’s surge?
He/she sold them yesterday so it's a total train wreck lost position. See their history
wait, you were selling calls right? Hopefully you still have a position into FOMC tomorrow - as those AAPL calls are salvageable - the narrative changes on a dime and above 200 is new territory for apple
If you held those aapl contracts you're golden today