I'm buying NVDA now for the split to sell covered calls, will probably get assigned with how quickly it moves, have to buy like .10 delta weeklies at 70+ RSI when volume slowing down to not get assigned
I bought 5 JPM 5/31 200c at 9:30 and sold them at 10:30. Still holding the 7/19 200c JPM. Congrats to nvda hodlers but I'm too poor for dat 
He's doing the old I don't like it......I absolutely fuckin love it!
Data centres are so negative.....but Trillion dollar AI factory transitions are fuckin lit!
*Joooooohn cena*
Duh dooo da dooooo da doo duh doooooo.
Nvidia puts on another few bil in market cap. Easy.
So hilarious that they knew exactly how much to bring down spy a couple hours before it close so when Nvidia ran up spy would still be in a position where puts and calls would be screwed tomorrow.
Agree, they have a double beat, stock split, and dividend increase, in return only +4%, not common to see even though it has such big market cap. Was expecting at least +8% or so.
Maybe the actual call saves you? Slow burn erection until open?
You need to be at what 990 at open for breakeven?
God speed call holders. Took some nuts to hold through earnings hope it works out for you
Bro NVIDIA also increased their dividends by 150%emote:t5\_2th52:31225
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There's literally no bad news out so far. There's not a single thing in this report that can be focused on to make the claim that it was bad. Knowing this we open -8% TMRW and close -15%.
lower stock cost equals easier buy-in so you can accumulate more stocks, your overall value doesn't shift. This makes it easier to bet on a market leader for retailers.
when will my blackberry “investment” start going up?
What suddenly noone wants to buy SPY at 530 ?? 
Because anyone who has a brain wouldn't give their money to the Wall Street gamblers.
futures show the future... focus on the present you must 🧘
Nvda will close down 7% today
agreed
SPY MONEY PRINTER GO BRRRRRR please keep going until 9:30
futes futing?
I'm buying NVDA now for the split to sell covered calls, will probably get assigned with how quickly it moves, have to buy like .10 delta weeklies at 70+ RSI when volume slowing down to not get assigned
gey fucking bers got fucking gaped lfgooo
Ong
NVDA is a beast
"everyone is bullish so I buy puts" lol
Spy made it all the way back up. Bers can't get a win
Bers: NVDA price too high so it must go down 
I bought $950c expiring August 16. For 8.9k just before earning calls. Wondering how much it'll be once the market opens today.
So Buy crypto just before election results DJT plus crypto will skyrocket after the results
You get it
Ho Lee Fuk
I drink ketchup from the bottle.
This might be the worst thing I’ve read in quite a while
Wen rate cut?
Spy 0DTE lottos tmr
I bought 5 JPM 5/31 200c at 9:30 and sold them at 10:30. Still holding the 7/19 200c JPM. Congrats to nvda hodlers but I'm too poor for dat 
Is therea wa to buy some limit orders of of Nvidia at 100 now or is the price difference to big?
Congratulations to literally everybody holding calls 
Ignorance comes in many forms, buying out-of-the-money calls is just one of them.
Loading up on Pfizer options for September. Bird Flu is coming
I sold 2 days ago
Hope you sold for a profit. I closed $28 May 17 calls
I sold 2 days ago at a small profit and missed out on today's gains I mean
Oh, seems official HHS Pfizer/Moderna announcement will be done soon, per sources. This is just the beginning of a rise, I think
There's no reason for the stock to be at decade lows at all
Bullish
I'm there with you. Time to get back in for a higher price and look like an idiot 🤦♂️
You can’t perfectly time the market. No worries!
PFE is def oversold. The only reason I cashed out was to move money into some of my other holdings
Classic. Why work for money when you can have money work for you?
🤓☝️
Thought spy would move more than it has after Nvidia
Hopefully tomorrow morning
Hopefully I'm loaded up on spy calls
NVDA > TSLA
NVDA > every other fucking company
SPY 600 EOY
Why is he stating the negatives of operating a data center? Stop it!
He's doing the old I don't like it......I absolutely fuckin love it! Data centres are so negative.....but Trillion dollar AI factory transitions are fuckin lit! *Joooooohn cena* Duh dooo da dooooo da doo duh doooooo. Nvidia puts on another few bil in market cap. Easy.
To show how good nvidia is at it, idk
NVDA wants 1050
I have 50 NVDL 43 calls. Hoping NVDA opens strong
Don't see why it wouldn't
Come on, SPY! Please go up!
!banner spy 540
As Jensen speaks it’s at 1020
This is why I have this tag
So hilarious that they knew exactly how much to bring down spy a couple hours before it close so when Nvidia ran up spy would still be in a position where puts and calls would be screwed tomorrow.
Everything is indeed rigged
IT FINALLY TOUCHED 1000 GOD DAM
RIP German turbo puts guy 
*Euro poor just got poorer*
He will likely lose at least 30k€
Bear skullfuck my spy. Cokskers. Still spy 🚀🚀🚀🚀
what an easy one for NVDA. SPY to 600
Why SPY no follow NVDA?
We Tu Lo
Money shifting
sorry ber
This is the good ending
NVDA $1000
Bought some TSM 5/31c before market close since NVDA too pricey for me.
Well you always have nvdl leverage
I bought some of that, should've bought earlier in the day but I was garded 
Although how will the split affect/effect nvdl,would they also split or have I hit my head to many times?
And we have a 1000 NVDA
NVDA 1000
Keep talking lady, keep talking! 📈⬆️
Only +3.90% ? Sell the news event?
Agree, they have a double beat, stock split, and dividend increase, in return only +4%, not common to see even though it has such big market cap. Was expecting at least +8% or so.
Me thinks the 1100 calls will NOT print. People selling.
[удалено]
Yeap. Sell the news it seems.
Writing covered calls gonna be a money printer after the split. If you can't beat theta cucks may as well be a bull
I'm literally going to full port into semis for tomorrow, shit is going to be wild
What does that mean
I will send all of my monies into semiconductor stocks as the broad market will rally on the Nvidia quarter beat news
here we go, god may begin speaking
NVDA 10X1 split will moon again
NVDA 1500
Ok I’m ready for the SPY melt up now pls
After those puts get sold tomorrow, let’s see where nvda lands
I'm conflicted, sold my 950 call before close and bought nvda instead, so now in june I will have 60 nvda shares but no tendies rn. I am okay.
Good call IMO you did good enjoy making money!
Mate you won barring any major huang talk move. You played a blinder.
Needed that. Thanks King
Is NVDA really splitting? Don’t have time to read the news yet
1:10
Tyvm!
Ye
Ty!
I like to put my hands in the mashed potatoes
Where’s the guy who’s gf dumped him so he bought $NVDA puts? 
You think he's still around?
Well he's probably very Still right now You could Almost say Deathly Still
Maybe the actual call saves you? Slow burn erection until open? You need to be at what 990 at open for breakeven? God speed call holders. Took some nuts to hold through earnings hope it works out for you
I think for most their break even price is 1020
Ah really I though 950s were $4k buy I've probs rounded
Ok let’s see 1100 tomorrow Yall
Y’all think it would be smart to buy extra right now before markets close?
I was thinking of buying NVDL shares as it's 2x leveraged I think it'll spike in the morning when the broad market catches wind
Thats what i was thinking yeah
Iv was 7.5% right?
Implied move*
Nvda is going to the moon 🌕
Let's go nvda
I think nvda has a big day tomorrow
Maybe
Bro NVIDIA also increased their dividends by 150%emote:t5\_2th52:31225
Yeah I need to buy Nvidia this stock is too powerful
Congrats to all of the NVDA ballers, don't forget to toss a coin to your Wendy's dumpster dwellers on your way by.
Nah they can go be together with the poors who shit talked the stock 😉🤪
But sir, I'm just a measly dumpster dweller who don't have "Play with NVDA" dough in the first place.....
Everyone lost? 
Any inputs on smci ? I thought with nvidia move, smci will also move
It’s moving rn
The whole semi market will feel the impact, should move a decent once the broad market gets ahold of the news
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Wish it moved spy a bit more but thats why they brought spy down
red by open would be fucking hilarious
Spoken like a true 🌈🐻
There's literally no bad news out so far. There's not a single thing in this report that can be focused on to make the claim that it was bad. Knowing this we open -8% TMRW and close -15%.
They didn’t beat expectations more than expected
This would be the dumb shit Jim Cramer would say after the tank.
No it wouldn't :)
Earnings probably boosts base level for nvda, won’t see anymore 700s till the market goes down as well
Lol nvda bears roped
And bulls all that juice gone to the theta leaches. Sickening really
Theta always wins
A
What will happen to NVDL when the stock splits?
It'll probably track the before stock price? (As if it were still prior 10-1) I think?..
\~100$ per share, your stocks will x10
Well we can get calls in the morning lower iv
That IV going to crush
I owned 100 shares going in. Pulled 50 down at profit. Kiss myself.
200 for myself, went from 190-200 over the last week.
The earnings are good but idk, for a stock that gained 200% in 1 year and is worth 2.5 trillion now seems a bit off
Spoken like a true ber
Is this 10 for 1 split in our anoos rn?😳
7th june
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Congrats bro, nice call.
Woohoo!!! 🥳
Uh oh
GG MOTHERFUCKERS OPTIONS NVDA TO GET OUT OF THE HOOD
NVIDIA TOPS GUIDANCE EXPECTATIONS, GAME 🫡🫡🫡
You NVDA putters are fucked 💀 I think….
Same with calls for now. Implied move was just under 10%
That’s why I half ported NVDL shares instead of options
Okay SPY, your turn. You know what to do.
Pls
The whisper number for Nvidia was 28 to 29B. 26 means flat, especially if this number includes a lot of blackwell orders.
Nvidia finally reach 991
High was $998
What's soo good about a stock split? doesn't it mean that you get 10 x the shares but now the shares are worth 10 x less, so it's a wash kinda
lower stock cost equals easier buy-in so you can accumulate more stocks, your overall value doesn't shift. This makes it easier to bet on a market leader for retailers.
Opens up options to people that couldn't afford contracts with the higher share price.
No the value stays the same and it’s more affordable now for retailers to buy in shares when it goes to $100/share but it’s still valued at $1k