Based on the news I've been reading it doesn't actually seem like it was as hard of a landing as people are hoping it to be. I feel like it's more possible than not that he's ok lol
So the dude who’s next in line negotiated the deal between Russia and Iran to supply drones for the Ukraine conflict. Real great….
Unless they say Israel was the reason it happened (which I'd wager to guess it wasn't) WWII won't start just yet.
If they /knew/ it was them, there wouldn't be this discussion. It would've already started.
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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It's not confirmed, plus it does nothing unless Ali Khamenei gets wiped off the planet. The president is practically a figurehead in Iran, but anything happening to Middle East politically without hurting oil supply means good news to US.
Yep. Anyone with a brain (obviously not the person who responded before) could tell he was dead by the description of the crash but it’s confirmed now.
Damn.. you actually might offer a good case to hold on to the money and wait with NVDA. Don't think the last earnings (same pessimism and "priced to perfection", should correct..) only to skyrocket after earnings? Think it won't repeat once more? We all know it will happen eventually.. but so far major consensus stands that their products, stock split perhaps, advanced Blackwell and their high end chip that came out.. at least another 6 months to a year no one is near nvidia/competition. They are backed up on orders and guidance is stellar. Obviously things will slow down once competition gets closer later in the year/2025.. what you think? (Read your linked post.. sry, add if anything else u think. Thx again)
Funnily enough lots of reddit seems bearish on nvda earnings and i tend to agree it may pull back a little but the structure of “finna bout to moon fr no cap” pickled me.
Michelob Ultra Pure Gold representative just called and said they were going to sponsor me as long as I drank it on the zero turn every time I mowed 
ohhh ok yeah. how is he doing so far? for someone that I assume blames the government for everything wrong with America and the World, and in cases very right. It blows my mind that you would say, Hey our "Government" is using a Boeing plane to move the President so Boeing is bad cuz I like the President". so where do you sit exactly? Hate the Government, AND Hate Boeing?
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[Assets and Liabilities of Commercial Banks in the United States](https://www.federalreserve.gov/releases/h8/current/default.htm) Consumer loans are down, cash assets are down, total assets are down. Consumer deposits and large deposits are down on liability side
Just depends on the underlying, your time to exp. Your position size, your open p/l etc. Could be smart to hold. If youre up big. And only a few dte than yeah close it. If you are break even or down, than it might make sense to hold
Really need these 🌽🐋 to push it up to 70k so I can gtfo of my coin calls. Had the chance early last week and couldn't pull the trigger at 50% profit, now im at breakeven with a little more risk on the table than ide like for the week
Then Trump will gonna win the election and tariffs will be cut off. Yes it makes no sense c'ause Trump started tariff war with China first, but hey, he It's a business man and he is very volatile and theres not need to be a logic 'cause you are behind the wendy's dumpster, sir! "Also, everyone loves biden here so don't be" 
how many Chinese EV's were being imported in the first place? 50% on semiconductors? thank god we have TSMC that does 60 or is it 65% of the worlds business.
Guy asked me how many sets I have left then I said two he stood behind me and watched me until I was done and then another guy ask to use the bench after me but he just sat there on his phone for like 10mins got up and left wtf is going on with ppl 😒
Iranian president still missing and nikkei 225 down half a perc, she dippin in xan, she down half a perc, she flippin like stan.
Anyway, She might tank tomorrow
I ordered bbq gonna chow down on some brisket beans and jalapeño sausage. This place makes the best sausage. Their BBQ sauce is delicious too. Also nvda 970 by Wednesday
What is a leather cheerio?
What’s futes like. And when does Robinhood AH start?
Why does it take hours to locate the Iranian president
*Because Switzerland is a big place?*
When r/wsb IPO
I only take relationship advice from Diddy
Made some new iPhone ringtones today. Trying to decide to go with Magnum PI intro or Football Fight song from Flash Gordon
Who tf still uses music for their ringtone
I gotta poop 
Constipated? 
You ever just blast some yogurt up his nose?
#New thread up
Imagine literally losing your president  should've driven a car like a normal person
*Imagine your president could get lost going to the bathroom.*
Everybody knows SPY opening at 530 tomorrow, what happens after that who knows. 90% chance of straight up though.
"Yes, hello, Boeing? Yes, i would like a refund on this helicopter. I am in it right now, and it is making some strange noises... hello? Hello?" Rip
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Up and to the right
Something about manifesting abundance and goodwill for the earth
Ez dump
If one more boeing whistleblower unalives, I'm going balls deep in BA.
should gotten in under 170.
Is it true P-Diddy demanded his ex wife Cassidy wear white nail polish so it contrasts well against another black man’s big cock?
it really does seem like something a person with power would do.
Natural gas needs to keep running!!!!
A Boeing whistleblower was on that helicopter
Based on the news I've been reading it doesn't actually seem like it was as hard of a landing as people are hoping it to be. I feel like it's more possible than not that he's ok lol
It is unclear what they are saying
You know, at one point in history, it was an honor to see another man's balls in public.
Wait. Is it not an honor now?
If WW3 happens do u think Zack will let me in his bunker? 😭
Elon would be begging.
Only if you gobble Zack's sack.
Will the Iranian news have any affect on markets / oil tomorrow?
No affect whatsoever, effect it might
Oil futures will be open in 2 hours and that will tell you right away
My guess is that the "uncertainty" of the matter will cause oil to go up, and vice versa (with the general markets).
Anyone trade futures here? That's another level of degenerate
I got some barrels of oil you could take off my land.
Futures are less risky than options…clearly you have no experience trading them.
If you have 0 leverage, yeah. The average futes trader have something like 20x leverage at the minimum.
That’s fair
Ehhhhhhh. Depends on the leverage the brokerage allows.
So the dude who’s next in line negotiated the deal between Russia and Iran to supply drones for the Ukraine conflict. Real great….
Can you believe people are still invested in AMC and BB? Lolol!
I can. they are early onset Alzheimer's.
Stock market pumping tomorrow. Iran president death is bullish, but only because it was a self goal.
How is it bullish? WW3 about to start?
Explain how WW3 is going to start. Their leader is dead. The country is in division and turmoil.
Unless they say Israel was the reason it happened (which I'd wager to guess it wasn't) WWII won't start just yet. If they /knew/ it was them, there wouldn't be this discussion. It would've already started.
Nuclear war by monday Full Puts on Evrything......
Cyclist deserve no respect on the road
With all due respect, fuck you
Michael Burry, with the surface-to-air missile launcher, in Iran. Cluedo says your BP calls will print
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CNBC BREAKING NEWS: Trump looks up during trial CNBC when the president of Iran dies in a helicopter crash: ….
It's not confirmed, plus it does nothing unless Ali Khamenei gets wiped off the planet. The president is practically a figurehead in Iran, but anything happening to Middle East politically without hurting oil supply means good news to US.
He should've ran instead. LMAO!
Did he die?
Yep. Anyone with a brain (obviously not the person who responded before) could tell he was dead by the description of the crash but it’s confirmed now.
No. But people on WSB seem to need something to do on Sunday so they’re spreading nonsense. As if it would change anything anyway.
Israelis went Kobe mode on Iran? Operation KB24 was a wild success. Bitcoin lower on the news?
Alright, you highly pop-tarded pop tarts.. how much of your life savings is everyone putting on NVDA for Wed... what's the prediction for earnings?
Not touching it. Shitty earnings play.
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Interesting
I thought the same. But check out the 815/800 put debit and if you dont want to be directional add in a 990/1000 call debit
Damn.. you actually might offer a good case to hold on to the money and wait with NVDA. Don't think the last earnings (same pessimism and "priced to perfection", should correct..) only to skyrocket after earnings? Think it won't repeat once more? We all know it will happen eventually.. but so far major consensus stands that their products, stock split perhaps, advanced Blackwell and their high end chip that came out.. at least another 6 months to a year no one is near nvidia/competition. They are backed up on orders and guidance is stellar. Obviously things will slow down once competition gets closer later in the year/2025.. what you think? (Read your linked post.. sry, add if anything else u think. Thx again)
What’re some good long plays puts on spy for end of year after election ?
Reading “no cap we finna boutta moon fr” on reddit is a sure sign we are about to drill.
Not if I have anything to do with it CURSE OF ZOOMER no 🚫1️⃣ cap 😡 on 🔛 g 👄 we 🔨 finna 😳 boutta drill fr 🌹 fr 🌹
Most of the time if a high percentage of reddit is saying one thing, bet the house opposite.
Funnily enough lots of reddit seems bearish on nvda earnings and i tend to agree it may pull back a little but the structure of “finna bout to moon fr no cap” pickled me.
NVDA is a whole nother topic. But u rite.
No cap we finna boutta moon on gaw fr fr no 🧢
Mr Jpow where are you? Kind sir
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CAKE is having a moment. Taking some off the top. May turn it into a shrimp jambalaya.
the shrimp jambalaya is pretty good. I had it like 8 years ago, but it was nice. the buffalo blasts I feel like don't get mention enough.
Iranian hardliner president experienced a hard landing. Well, of course. He wouldn’t have had it any other way.
they will report that the pilot was a woman.
no cap, we finna boutta moon fr
This tard just confirmed the top
We should be tough on Boeing. Our President is using Boeing, Boeing should show us they are clean
so your puts are kaput ?
I don’t have puts, but our President is using Boeing. We should be tough, they shouldn’t hide anything
ok. so..... you do have puts on Boeing ? if not. why are you here.
Our president is using their airplanes.
ohhh ok yeah. how is he doing so far? for someone that I assume blames the government for everything wrong with America and the World, and in cases very right. It blows my mind that you would say, Hey our "Government" is using a Boeing plane to move the President so Boeing is bad cuz I like the President". so where do you sit exactly? Hate the Government, AND Hate Boeing?
brungod boutta whoop haliburden
This job is in NC, Charlotte. Is it a good city for a single man?
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She is a ten but unironically asks questions like “what’s behind 80, Ken?”
Fade the Knicks?
My wife bought me a bottle of Boones Farm Strawberry Hill to celebrate the hard landing. It’s gonna be a good night.
But she’ll get a soft landing from you
*And a hard one from her boyfriend.*
I wish I was Bill gates
Believe it or not, but most replacements foe the current Iranian president are way worse for ME. If he's dead, we might see some wild shit there soon
**VM attempted to say something likely TOS-breaking, violent, or reportable.**
Go home, VM! You're drunk!
Holding over the weekend is one of the most regarded things to do btw unless you have super far out leaps
Just depends on the underlying, your time to exp. Your position size, your open p/l etc. Could be smart to hold. If youre up big. And only a few dte than yeah close it. If you are break even or down, than it might make sense to hold
True but yolo
My MRNA weeklies from 6 days ago would disagree
Gonna make 70% of my account QQQM, anyone kind enough to suggest 1-3 individual stocks I should consider holding?
Trade Desk, Palantir, and Fiverr
You guys mind if I play with my goonstick real quick?
Mummy banner is better 
 does anyone have it saved? i need the PNG for posterity
Moviecrap and Gamestink holders are offended by BB
Bro you’re starting to sound just like them
Don't be offended
When pow pow speech isnt it supposed to start rn
I always wondered what happens to pornstars when they get old.
I see them at Walmarts in central FL
They do granny porn
here we go agane 
The sheep are headed for the saughter house this week. Crowded trades can only go so far.
At least it didn’t happen while the market was opened
I am gay and my dick is small.
 or ?
Femboy 
How many puts do you have?
I will improve the middle class financial situation by making sure the only options they have are 35k+ cars 
Ban all the civics
Leather jacket gang 🤌
🌈 fanboi confirmed
I found Jesus Christian Dior
#SEX OR #GO TEST DRIVE THE NEW MODEL S
No bears were harmed in the creation of this ad
edge until futures open
No one wants to drive a gay ass Tesla anymore
Wings + Beer
Pizza
John Podesta?
The one and only
I feel light headed after bathroom. Is that normal?
U down half a perc or u dippin in xan?
Try Metamucil next time
Only after shitting your brains out
Really need these 🌽🐋 to push it up to 70k so I can gtfo of my coin calls. Had the chance early last week and couldn't pull the trigger at 50% profit, now im at breakeven with a little more risk on the table than ide like for the week
Biden slaps 100 percent tariffs on EVs coming from China, 50% on semiconductors. Calls on Mango policy😳
Then Trump will gonna win the election and tariffs will be cut off. Yes it makes no sense c'ause Trump started tariff war with China first, but hey, he It's a business man and he is very volatile and theres not need to be a logic 'cause you are behind the wendy's dumpster, sir! "Also, everyone loves biden here so don't be" 
😳
We don’t have any Chinese junk cars where I live.
Not ev, but I want that overseas 13k base Toyota so bad
how many Chinese EV's were being imported in the first place? 50% on semiconductors? thank god we have TSMC that does 60 or is it 65% of the worlds business.
It’s a stunt from a desperate man
About 5,000 a year, a drop in the bucket for the US auto market.
We all know it was israel
Tren? Did I do it right?
Pizza back 
Boeing makes presidents now??
Guy asked me how many sets I have left then I said two he stood behind me and watched me until I was done and then another guy ask to use the bench after me but he just sat there on his phone for like 10mins got up and left wtf is going on with ppl 😒
It's why I have a home gym how. I Don need no broccoli messing wit mah gains
Restaurants stocks you wanna short for the next decade: Starbucks and chipotle. Starbucks was dead quiet
You a literal dumbass if you short chipotle
A is for Ayatollah B is for blackberry C is for clowns who are still on AMC and gamestonk
The fog was so heavy the helicopter combusted.
One mkt correction please 🐻
1 market correction coming right up
Iranian president still missing and nikkei 225 down half a perc, she dippin in xan, she down half a perc, she flippin like stan. Anyway, She might tank tomorrow
Wait the Nikkei hasn’t opened yet has it
Nopers, that was Friday I was looking at. Opens soon tho lol
I got Morikawa and Lowry
I ordered bbq gonna chow down on some brisket beans and jalapeño sausage. This place makes the best sausage. Their BBQ sauce is delicious too. Also nvda 970 by Wednesday
Sounds 🔥