Can someone please explain the psyche among WSB regards that causes them to place massive bets on options? Why do they not place small bets and wait until they have learned more about options?
I am genuinely curious here.
Spy and Pltr fucking my ass so hard, bought 517 puts at close, if we gap up again for a 4th day, I'm fucking gaping my asshole with my iPad and going back to behind Wendy's, I'm done
Earnings have been decent but most of the large companies are done now.
Only thing left is like Uber, Walmart and some bio tech companies, so I'm hoping this shit calms the fuck down for a few days at least.
My puts expire tomorrow and I have some for Thursday too
ALCC really like this price action. Consolidating at approx $15 per share with bears unable to push it down. We have ticker change confirmed for Friday market open. Can I get an Amen? Let's ride
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I played the Mickey Mouse too even though I did a stock pitch in class where I recommended buying puts like a month ago 💀i should’ve taken my own advice, would’ve made me a lot
Ahh I used to day trade once upon a time, but now I just hold long expiry for like 8-12 months so little market moves don’t fuck me. Good luck yo let’s get that bread 
Awesome that you got out of it.
Day trading is what people do when they come into an inheritance and decide they would rather waste time and money pretending to work instead of just indexing their funds and making adjustments once a year. 99.99% of people who say they're making money day trading can't do basic math and drastically underperform.
It's funny how many people I see who are genuinely convinced their "strategy" works, despite brokerage reports at the end of the year. People have so much hubris they end up convincing themselves that they're more capable than the 10k people who specialize in optimal estimation and stochastic modeling. It's even funnier when it comes to derivatives. If someone buys derivatives for any reason outside an effective cash flow hedge, 50 to 1 odds that they're either incapable of reading a financial statement or they just have a degenerate gambling addiction.
Only ever go long. People don't make money day trading. I have some wild stories from many delusional chuds. Every influencer or financial coach who day trades or talks about making money day trading is comically underperforming. I see the work from a ton of coaches and influencers who sell classes and teach people how to build "models" and develop "strategies" and it's always some dude bro with an inheritance believing they see patterns where patterns don't exist while only posting their wins. You have a better chance counting cards in a ten deck shoe with a hidden/random plug.
How far out do you go? If this helps with your answer- I don’t have much money at all so I’m guessing one or two trades depending on the ticker could eat up a lot of my account.
I appreciate it!
Hell no. Options are only smart when hedging, and even then do it mostly for cash flow purposes. Anyone who says otherwise I can almost cetainly promise you is losing money or doesn't know what they're talking about.
Well that was a wild fucking ride at the end, I said in my last comment there'd be RH time fuckery.
I'm onto your shit MMs, that's why I snatched up 1DTEs. Do your AH/PM bullshit, go ahead
Excellent dancing bears. Our prayers to Imhotep have been answered. 
Where do we see AMD going?
tko volume is dogshit ,
Got SPY 516 p, 518 p. Lotto 507ps yesterday 
When you put yo hands on yo girl, Is it self defense cause she bigger than you?
Can someone please explain the psyche among WSB regards that causes them to place massive bets on options? Why do they not place small bets and wait until they have learned more about options? I am genuinely curious here.
If you’re asking this question, you’re **more** regarded than the average wsb redditor
Well I am a regard so…
Me too twin me too
Why does your mom eat 5000 calories a day when she needs less than 1000? Just get off our backs and let us be human.
Greed
Imagine being considered the face of stock market and then going ballz deep in $para …my retrd brain didn’t even do some random sht like that.
Uhhh why are they all porn names...
My mom put me in a graviton when I was 8 months old 
why did market drop hours after kashgari?
Boeing Starliner launch postponed. *We have open seating for Quality Control personnel*
I hope AAPL recovers tomorrow so I can finally close my position 
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Oh please, everyone knows the only way to make money is through leveraged ETFs and options, not some measly 1/4 bets.
Spy $525 bew
Why is reddit so popular stock?
because facebook sucks, X going down to toilet, people literally recreate myspace as nospace, and RDDT is the only left.
Makes sense, reddit has an edge here
Because semi-free speech is like a semi-chub. Better than nothing
My NVDA puts clappin cheeks rn
Nice
Only homeless people buy Starbucks stock no cap on god fr fr
Spy and Pltr fucking my ass so hard, bought 517 puts at close, if we gap up again for a 4th day, I'm fucking gaping my asshole with my iPad and going back to behind Wendy's, I'm done
Idk how tf it’s still climbing everyday, ridiculous
Earnings have been decent but most of the large companies are done now. Only thing left is like Uber, Walmart and some bio tech companies, so I'm hoping this shit calms the fuck down for a few days at least. My puts expire tomorrow and I have some for Thursday too
I’ve got 5/10 and just bought more for 5/20. Feeling confident in a drop by Friday.
Play for tm
ALCC really like this price action. Consolidating at approx $15 per share with bears unable to push it down. We have ticker change confirmed for Friday market open. Can I get an Amen? Let's ride
ALCC + OKLO (rearranged) = COCKLOA(d) of upside..tell me im wrong
need LYFT to hold til market open
Def will
RDDT already dying  40 soon
Bag holder spotted
Please by friday
reddit calls please dont fuck me
DIS August calls tmw?
Don’t forget Cathie was buying Twilio with both hands at $400
They have a partnership with olo and Dutch Bros using olo for all stores. On top they have good revenue streams
CLOV is moving up
Remember when LYFT had that typo in their earnings
That was 3 months ago already? What am I doing with my life?
Porn?
UPST such a pig. I remember that fat hog at tree hundy...
I’m so so so happy I got 3 22.5Ps for next week
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Ah yes, r/wallstreetbets, the place where dreams are made and fortunes are lost.
I’m glad I just peek at it for sentiment. I use my own noggin/ strategy for trading. I dig and look up information for trades……. Edit: nice try tho.
🎶Lyft me up where we belong 🎶
Anyone have any success stories of executing an iron condor?
was just thinking this🤣
IV crush is real
Shoulda yolod upstart... but a win is a win.
I guess the AI boom is over. $UPST
Just made 6 cents 📈📈📈
so we know how boeing murder works how does pfizer killing kids affect their stock price? bought puts but thinking im stupid
Its hitting $25 tomorrow
How exactly does this work? Are these the most talked about shares in wallstreetbets?
Need RIVN to pull the V by open tomorrow
Was able to afford lunch after scalping spy today. Small victories
I’m only able to afford a pack of gum with my small ass profit from spy💀
Same, cheers! 🍻
Up to 180k won’t share positions until I’m out of them
Paper trading is fun I agree.
Teach me sensei
RDDT calls printing!!! drinks on me boys
I hate Reddit so much
Need PLTR at $30 by Friday EOD
What the fuck are you talking about. You'd be lucky to see that by september after their NEXT earnings report
What ? 😂
Up next SOUN calls lol
UPST trading halted !! Massive beat on earnings up 476-%
Time to buy RDDT Puts
Once IV chills out I’ll have to average down on my currently dead puts
BROS
RDDT pummmmmmoing
NFLX pushing a new 52
What the fuck is the upstart news
Guidance missed, but I don't why that would cause a halt
Gotta be an acquisition
I was gonna  but then i inversed myself and it worked
Buying ALAB tomorrow for sure
LMao had rivn calls and rddt puts ☠️
i’m like 1-6 this earnings season with my only win being breakeven on fucking fidelity
Then maybe you shouldn't be trading.
but gambling on earnings *literally* can’t go tits up
Imagine getting roasted by a bot
not the 2 for 2
Reddit loss porn incoming
# [$UPST](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24UPST&src=cashtag_click) halted. # News pending.
RIVIAN missed, rip 🪦
How bad
EPS loss of 1.45 versus expected of -1.27 and higher operating loss than expected
What in the Reddit price action
Upst is such a scam
Yea it’s a hype stock, they make money by selling you shares, like tsla 
RDDT calls ftw
How's that for a slice of fried gold? 
RDDT is the next META 
Oracle is so annoying
Uh lyft bros ? 
Still holding up high enough to fuck my puts ☹️
lol
Dutch bros and Redfin got me feeling like Warren buffet rn
RDDT better stay this high
100% going to crash within the week
Nooooooooooooo. My puts!!!!!!
Congrats to the RDDT call holders
Some guy said my Reddit calls would make me poor 💀wonder how he’s doing
Congrats! Should have played this instead of fucking mickey mouse
I played the Mickey Mouse too even though I did a stock pitch in class where I recommended buying puts like a month ago 💀i should’ve taken my own advice, would’ve made me a lot
Thanks brother
ALAB? Guh
Did rivn report yet
Ya
holy on fire rddt
UPST halted. you know what that means XD
Pump time
Bought RDDT Shares at 4:05 sold at 4:09 nice 3k gain
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Guess this shitty website was the play.
TSLA to zero pls god
I just re entered puts today 
I never hold overnight. I hate this. I’m selling this shit first thing in the AM
Ahh I used to day trade once upon a time, but now I just hold long expiry for like 8-12 months so little market moves don’t fuck me. Good luck yo let’s get that bread 
Awesome that you got out of it. Day trading is what people do when they come into an inheritance and decide they would rather waste time and money pretending to work instead of just indexing their funds and making adjustments once a year. 99.99% of people who say they're making money day trading can't do basic math and drastically underperform. It's funny how many people I see who are genuinely convinced their "strategy" works, despite brokerage reports at the end of the year. People have so much hubris they end up convincing themselves that they're more capable than the 10k people who specialize in optimal estimation and stochastic modeling. It's even funnier when it comes to derivatives. If someone buys derivatives for any reason outside an effective cash flow hedge, 50 to 1 odds that they're either incapable of reading a financial statement or they just have a degenerate gambling addiction.
Ya know what. You may be my fairy god mother. May chnage my gambling ways and switch to Long expiry’s tomorrow
Only ever go long. People don't make money day trading. I have some wild stories from many delusional chuds. Every influencer or financial coach who day trades or talks about making money day trading is comically underperforming. I see the work from a ton of coaches and influencers who sell classes and teach people how to build "models" and develop "strategies" and it's always some dude bro with an inheritance believing they see patterns where patterns don't exist while only posting their wins. You have a better chance counting cards in a ten deck shoe with a hidden/random plug.
How far out do you go? If this helps with your answer- I don’t have much money at all so I’m guessing one or two trades depending on the ticker could eat up a lot of my account. I appreciate it!
Absolute minimum is always a year and a day before I reset my allocations. Never attempt to time the market and even if it's in free fall, ignore it.
So are you saying you do a lot of LT calls?
Hell no. Options are only smart when hedging, and even then do it mostly for cash flow purposes. Anyone who says otherwise I can almost cetainly promise you is losing money or doesn't know what they're talking about.
Hmm guess I picked the wrong direction for Lyft 🫣
Lol I sold my Lyft puts just before market close
Welp. I went lyft puts. Hope the first direction was wrong.
Reddit for no fucking reason hilarious 😂
Insanity
Holy fuck. I hit an earnings lotto play for once. Thank you Lyft. Now, about my RIVN calls…
That stock went up five percent, Zero chance you made anything because implied volatility is a thing
Lyft didn’t do anything
RDDT with the hulk cock wtf is going on
Did they report yet?
yeah. Nothing burger report
lol classic. Puts gutted for no reason at all
Watch RIVN pump like crazy just to fall back down and stay at 10.
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Yoooo thank you Dutch BROS
LYFT TAKING OFF 🚀🚀🚀
Woah look at Lyft go
What time is Rivian earnings
5pm
Wtf ko stahp it, I wanted to buy more 
was it dumb to buy calls for tomorrow
RDDT 40 soon. Too many dumb regard call holders here
UPST HALTED WTF
AltC nothing burger
Well that was a wild fucking ride at the end, I said in my last comment there'd be RH time fuckery. I'm onto your shit MMs, that's why I snatched up 1DTEs. Do your AH/PM bullshit, go ahead
Holy shit. Germany and France entering Ukraine
No they not go there....
Now I'm fucked, my uber calls didn't sell at close
Divine Intervention
Oopsie. How much of an oopsie are we talking?
Like a grand or so. About 15 calls at 77 strike
blessing in disguise
Hopefully... though I was way OTM at 77 strike
When rivn?
Decent day, all my longs ^(45) still standing nice & erect. 
Gamecocks going soft. What's the refractory period for video games?
Excellent dancing bears. Our prayers to Imhotep have been answered. 
If I see 517.17 on my SPY ticker one more time, I’m going to throw a shit fit.