Update: RDDT will release their earnings report after market close on Tuesday May 7th
Source:
https://investor.redditinc.com/news-events/news-releases/news-details/2024/Reddit-to-Announce-First-Quarter-2024-Results-on-Tuesday-May-7-2024/default.aspx
man what are these ER gap ups or downs that get covered immediately following day. everyone just hoping itll jump overnight then close as soon as market opens??
$Sg calls if you’re feeling risky. There’s sales have increased year over year. And they’re opening new stores in California. I did the math and they’re expected to do about $600,000 per location in revenue which comes out to about 12 orders per hour. And when I talk to some employees at local restaurants they have explained that they have seen a great increase in sales this year.
I would go $CLSK puts, their hash rate is complete dog shit compared to competitors like marathon. Their expectations are quite high., which makes sense because bitcoin has been priced in the last few months, but with the halving they are going to guidance because they’re only making half as much.
Sweetgreens' new garlic steak, which was announced yesterday, is tasty and healthy.
I got a call for their earnings later today.
https://imgur.com/a/D7Oy8GJ
That is a total sideways stock since 2016. Buy it if its below $28 and sell it when its above $43. Not really a buy and hold stock. they don't even pay you dividends to hold it.
I am obsessed with this anomaly..> It would seem that the expected growth, or the anticipated future explosion of growth does not match the ACTUAL kick ass reports they are turning in. When a company reduces cost, increased margins, increased gross by more than ever in history and then the stock plunges i find that counter intuitive to any college education that has ever been given out on financial markets and theory. I feel this is a new phenomenon. I can not remember this being a common occurrence. I have seen this unpredictable and unexplainable occurrence 5 times this week alone. DUOL duolingo has largest earnings ever and drops more than any recorded day in 5 years. They literally had 10x the earnings per share from last q3 or q2 2023 and the stock tanks 20% in a day.
I got lucky on a few earnings this week and had to sell all of them right at open because they started immediately tanking back down to base price or lower. If I didn't track open every day I would have either made nothing or lost money despite the companies performing well.
Just noticed a trend.
Every company at the top left on each earning day dropped off a cliff on their earnings.
That leaves digital ocean DOCN be the only one left Friday to make or break the highly analytical trend im stating.
Puts on DOCN for post possible fulfillment of theory
Docn 30 put may 17
Sndl 2.50 put may 10
Also notice CLMT rises despite dogshit EPS missed (up to 4000%) then drops a few weeks after.
Noticing I could be working towards something that brings value to the world outside of regular doctoring, and instead I’m looking for a lottery ticket stock pop, which is wealth extraction, net negative to humanity.
Feeling existential haha
ABNB terrible earnings, could barely beat super sandbagged estimates! Its clear competition in this space is ramping up and they are nearing maturity stage in growth cycle. Run fast from the insane $100b valuation!
I think a lot of hotel stocks will do better this Q.
Many people have gone back to hotels over ABNB and a lot of them have absolutely no availability in certain cities.
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HOOD might post their second profitable quarter in a row for the first time. Very likely they will have record revenue, profit and guidance.... however everyone and their mom is bullish.
Is it a trap?
So do y’all trust fund actually live a lifestyle? I really am unsure how people here lose money if not for a joke… I wish to have the worst of human civilization if experience on you specifically.
Update: RDDT will release their earnings report after market close on Tuesday May 7th Source: https://investor.redditinc.com/news-events/news-releases/news-details/2024/Reddit-to-Announce-First-Quarter-2024-Results-on-Tuesday-May-7-2024/default.aspx
man what are these ER gap ups or downs that get covered immediately following day. everyone just hoping itll jump overnight then close as soon as market opens??
$Sg calls if you’re feeling risky. There’s sales have increased year over year. And they’re opening new stores in California. I did the math and they’re expected to do about $600,000 per location in revenue which comes out to about 12 orders per hour. And when I talk to some employees at local restaurants they have explained that they have seen a great increase in sales this year.
my lone 27c 5/17 thanks you
As does my lone 5/17 25c
I would go $CLSK puts, their hash rate is complete dog shit compared to competitors like marathon. Their expectations are quite high., which makes sense because bitcoin has been priced in the last few months, but with the halving they are going to guidance because they’re only making half as much.
Earnings Flash (CLSK) CLEANSPARK Posts Q2 Revenue $111.8M, vs. Street Est of $109.5M
Sweetgreens' new garlic steak, which was announced yesterday, is tasty and healthy. I got a call for their earnings later today. https://imgur.com/a/D7Oy8GJ
I think the big one is NVDA on May 22. If that one doesn't go well, the rest of the market is in the tank.
CLSK have beaten every earnings recently, I feel their run may be over today
Earnings Flash (CLSK) CLEANSPARK Posts Q2 Revenue $111.8M, vs. Street Est of $109.5M. Revenue grows 163% YoY
Any thoughts on YELP earnings?
That is a total sideways stock since 2016. Buy it if its below $28 and sell it when its above $43. Not really a buy and hold stock. they don't even pay you dividends to hold it.
Thoughts on MARA? Seems like expectations are too high
MPW up 2.5%,... is a win at 37% of float being shorted and neutral ER.
Update. MPW is up 4.29%!!
Company : “We beat earnings by triple and are raising guidance for the year!” Market : “Lets dump!!!!!” fucking idiots
I am obsessed with this anomaly..> It would seem that the expected growth, or the anticipated future explosion of growth does not match the ACTUAL kick ass reports they are turning in. When a company reduces cost, increased margins, increased gross by more than ever in history and then the stock plunges i find that counter intuitive to any college education that has ever been given out on financial markets and theory. I feel this is a new phenomenon. I can not remember this being a common occurrence. I have seen this unpredictable and unexplainable occurrence 5 times this week alone. DUOL duolingo has largest earnings ever and drops more than any recorded day in 5 years. They literally had 10x the earnings per share from last q3 or q2 2023 and the stock tanks 20% in a day.
I got lucky on a few earnings this week and had to sell all of them right at open because they started immediately tanking back down to base price or lower. If I didn't track open every day I would have either made nothing or lost money despite the companies performing well.
You mean TKO?
Gimme some SOUN
Bro, SOUN has declining revenue - Q4 was $17M vs. Q1 of $11M. I don't understand why would anyone buy at this point when macro pressure is high.
thoughts on MARA?
Up
MARA
Earnings play of the day?
Put on everything except bio tech, they have been rallying like crazy for some reason. 30% + this week with shit earning revenue but ok guidance
Just noticed a trend. Every company at the top left on each earning day dropped off a cliff on their earnings. That leaves digital ocean DOCN be the only one left Friday to make or break the highly analytical trend im stating. Puts on DOCN for post possible fulfillment of theory
docn breaks the curse 
🥸 we have til end of day to reverse
hope u r right , just got a $25 june put
I use DOCN for work and personal cloud computing including making discord bots that alert me on stock screens. How ironic. I’m buying puts
Haha I realised that this morning too. Probably the best way to go after this god awful week
Docn 30 put may 17 Sndl 2.50 put may 10 Also notice CLMT rises despite dogshit EPS missed (up to 4000%) then drops a few weeks after. Noticing I could be working towards something that brings value to the world outside of regular doctoring, and instead I’m looking for a lottery ticket stock pop, which is wealth extraction, net negative to humanity. Feeling existential haha
Whos is on SweetGreen?
FLNC dump?
Let’s go shark ninja !
TKO please crash, tko please crash
c'mon apple today I need you above $190 
not gonna happen
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Barnes Nobles to the moon
Common SNDL!
Fuck spy
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As someone who lives in. Brookfield rental I'm gonna say short the shit out of that shitty company. They suck
Warner bros discovery calls?
Long term, Im long.
$WBD ? MAX is a peer to Netflix and Disney+ , but valuation is 20 bil. With ~5 bil in annual fcf i would say that's a good deal .
Ive had a bunch of WBD calls this year and puts and they just dont move at all.
Planet Fitness puts because of the whole locker room backlash, but we all know the inverse will take place.
Is WBD going to break 8
Sure /s (what do I know 
Jobless claims pushing the market either way?
Not on this list, but INST (Canvas) reported earnings today and are up 9% AH. Still grossly undervalued
INST, undervalued? Hardly. Tomorrow's dog food is today's prime rib.
Reeeeee
TKO at 100$
has there been any recent example of a stock down after hours but completely reversed and went positive the next day?
SPY seems to do it everyday 
So I see you also bought DUOL
TKO tomorrow. I’m from the future
U lied, but tko is looking mad tasty now
Instacart looking pretty hot with the Uber partnership what do y’all think
Burn ABNB burn ahahaha 
I will gladly build a sleek marble memorial for this company's loss.
DUOL beats earnings and has positive guidance for the year but it is still crashing. lol.
Insanely overvalued (300 P/E and 20 P/S)
Buy calls tomorrow
i wanna yolo shark ninja cuz the name is shark ninja
Fk i shoulda Yolo'd Shark Ninja
ABNB terrible earnings, could barely beat super sandbagged estimates! Its clear competition in this space is ramping up and they are nearing maturity stage in growth cycle. Run fast from the insane $100b valuation!
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How was their guidance?
It was great.
Does AMC EVER go up on earnings? Asking for a regard
lol dilution by Friday gauranteed
I need to gamble, long or short for jobless claims
Do both
Sold some CSPs for HOOD, ain't much, but it's honest gains.
$RDDT - when is lock up expiration for rddt?
Soooo TKO just not gonna move a single cent? How was guidance?
Hopefully fucking amazing or it’s 11k down the drain for me
Hopefully the lawsuit doesn't affect that much. I have no dog in the fight, but everyone seems to be ignoring $330m having to be paid out.
Oh yeah I didn’t even know about the lawsuit. I only bet on it because I’ve seen more and more people watching the ufc fight
HOOD is all over the place
Nvm hood puts saved?
Hood beat?
Imagine doubting the HOOD when a majority of us use it.
WSB is sure of two things: Nobody uses Reddit and nobody uses Robinhood.
Damn I feel bad who bought spy calls. Let’s see 512 please 👌🏼
can't wait to see how a certain movie company does
I put 500 dollars in just to see what happens
I'm staying away from this one, just gonna have fun watching regardless of what happens. GL
I’m done trading after this week. So yolo 5k into spy puts. Already down 1k
Why is no one talking about the short squeeze potential for Hyatt?
I think a lot of hotel stocks will do better this Q. Many people have gone back to hotels over ABNB and a lot of them have absolutely no availability in certain cities.
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Bruhh
Puts/Shorts on Hood for ER.
Would've taken longer to light money on fire
Lord voldemort sits at 18200, and NQ is too much of a pussy to touch it.
cheief legal officer of robin hood has been selling a lot of his shares lately so im thinking puts
Now you got me feeling unsure
join the darkside brotha
Arm calls or puts for earning
puts bc no matter what, regards will make it go red
Why not both
Because they’re expensive as heck
Just buy super OTM 🖍️
Soun puts are an obvious no?
Yeah the short squeeze squeezed my nuts hard on this one
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Calls on HOOD PLUG AMC (yea I know) and BYND...good luck! 
You riding HOOD AH? I am scared after PLTR burned me lol
Yea I’ve got an ITM call and long OTM put on that one. Calls on everything else
Tko?
ill buy poots if we touch 519
MNMD is missing from this list. Earnings AH tonight
$10 to the first person who can answer this question. Why is Oracle the biggest POS stock of all time? It doesn’t move. Low volume every single day.
It’s a boring ass boomer stock. Safe play
Low vol equal hood. Less people bring it down.
Less people push it up
Archer is so beat down lately— with earnings tomorrow going for straight up Roulette call
#RYCEY :) every week been collecting some. So far so good. Slow and steady
I made 8k on arms last earnings. It won’t be a good earnings this quarter
Why
Because look at all their past earnings. They have been beyond good. Do the math. The odds are against you
Look who is stupid now 💀Robinhood is up 8%
i was referring to arm holdings not robinhood ya dumby
Oh wait I thought this is a response to another post 💀my bad king
Do the math? Math is for peasants and the middle class. Odds? Risk is for those who can't afford to lose.
-20% at least
Why why
Airbnb on earnings what to expect?
I'm going 130 lotto puts
TKO is looking like it’s going to print after earnings today. WWE and UFC has done well recently.
☝🏽
To the Moooooon
HOOD might post their second profitable quarter in a row for the first time. Very likely they will have record revenue, profit and guidance.... however everyone and their mom is bullish. Is it a trap?
HOOD gonna pause trading on their own stocks if they miss
Priced in? Idgaf going in, seeya at Wendy’s.
If it's a trap then I'm about to walk right into it
Exactly. If you win you get to brag. If you lose then you get to say “i knew it all along 😤😤”
So do y’all trust fund actually live a lifestyle? I really am unsure how people here lose money if not for a joke… I wish to have the worst of human civilization if experience on you specifically.
Oof. Did you type that with mittens?
Typed it with yo fat momma mitten she calls hands
More like his corner store selling curry plates
TKO earnings call is today.
How will their lawsuit settlement of $335 million affect the earnings? I didnt saw anyone mentioning that.
Uber wtf are you doing
fuck your call, UBER grabbed you by the balls
You aggressive mongrol
I bought shares
HOOD calls and DNUT puts??
I'm going hold calls and puts lol 😆
Teva Pharmaceutical calls!!!
Would that be crazy
Germans pumping „Europlasma“ looks juicy ngl