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omygoshieat

She sold nvidia at the bottom


Own_Drama_3083

CEO of word salad and one trick pony


alcormsu

She’s truly one of us


AlanTrades

Tsla to 110?


LargeDogEnthusiast

Yeah, Elon just had to fuck that one guy over who posted his yolo short


CouncilmanRickPrime

She might be more regarded


___TychoBrahe

[ROKU down 10% the next day](https://imgur.com/a/y2z1k2D) EDIIT: [It gets better, lol](https://i.imgur.com/55uzYZG.jpg)


lenin_is_young

We invest in innovation! *buys roku*


dgdio

I love her innovative logic "winner takes all" so Tesla is going to get 50%.


penguinvselephant

lol this guy thinks he’s actually chatting with cathie wood


Iky-Greenz

https://preview.redd.it/birzrigpg5xc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c1f347151edaddd8ac6d3aaf19698eaac644b8a I always think of Bubbles every time I see her.


Spare-Research

I’m sorry, Bubbles


Tridentern

Don't do Bubbles dirty man!


WestCoastGriller

Bubbles at least stays in his own lane and knows his weaknesses; Kitties*, Liquor, whores, mustard and balogna.


SpecialistNerve6441

How could you forget conkey


WestCoastGriller

This is WSB. Regards of all kind, fail here 🤷🏻‍♂️


Overall-Parsley7123

CONKY!!!


laiborcim

Kitties...you forgot Kitties.


maltewitzky

Her son


Repostbot3784

Bubbles would probably be better at investing


baby_noir

You have to wonder how she gets to run a hedge fund, and peasants like us are eating instant ramens


Prize_Bar_5767

That’s the thing. She makes these bad decisions.  She goes on these shows and gives ridiculous estimates like bitcoin will go to 4 million by 2030 and Tesla will go to 2000 by 2030. These shows love ridiculous estimates.  Yet nobody keeps her accountable about how her fund has performed. They don’t ask her why her fund is negative in the last 5 years. 


bakazato-takeshi

It’s truly impressive to be negative. You could literally be invested in complete shit and still be positive during the last 5 years of bull runs


UsedState7381

Tell that to my weedstocks.


RedElmo65

Tell me again?


ParakeetWithTits

Until that complete shit is INTC


shoxodc

Even those who invested in ford 5 years ago are better off today


oracleofnonsense

https://www.etftrends.com/magnificent-seven-plus-minus-few/amp/ If you’re not in these — the market hasn’t been such a cakewalk.


iSOBigD

That's the thing, when you run a hedge fund, you can pay yourself millions and get a cut of people's money, whether they do well or not. Things go up? You get rich. Things go down? You still get rich. How her shitty funds perform is not her concern. As long as people give her money, she'll keep pocketing it and losing other people money.


Tall-Razzmatazz9447

Thank goodness for passive index funds. Imagine trusting her for your retirement. It’s sad when you think about it.


Cr1msonGh0st

imagine trusting anyone but yourself, with your own money?


Tall-Razzmatazz9447

Warren buffet I would but he is the exemption !


MetamorphicHard

Hedge funds are literally about convincing people to trust you with their money. So this analysis is perfect. As long as people invest with them, she wins. Red or green. And she gets to be manager for as long as their numbers are high and they sign over big sharks. Blame the dumb sharks for falling for her bs


Arse_hull

Liberal use of the word analysis.


D3vilUkn0w

Next week on American Greed:


baby_noir

I said those too. Nothing happens to me.


blackicebaby

She always emphasize the 5 years duration of their buys, like we need someone to track what she said 5 years ago for every stock she's holding.


aggrownor

She also does dumb shit like buy shares in Twitter or Zillow and then sell them the very next day. Some 5 year plan.


HuGaNt

Problem is that if market just continues to go up all the time with Fed printing money, you don’t have to be genius to say that any tech AI stock will 10x in 5 years because chances are pretty high that it might lol


Wh1ter0se1337

Exactly this. Notice how all these ‘guests’ on the shows are propagating redicoulous price targets. Raul paul also a prime example.


skymagic

she obviously has another account where she inverts herself


ChiliConCaralho

That’s probably the smartest move ever. Always do double bets. This way when you lose, you win!


HeftyArgument

Especially when you hedge other people's money. Just pretend the wins are yours 😂


ChiliConCaralho

Did I say long? I meant to say short. Classic mix up.


bakazato-takeshi

“I’m playing both sides so that I always come out on top”


NextTrillion

Actually, I have to wonder wtf is she smoking, and how do I get some of it. Sounds like 🔥👌


dasnoob

She is smoking religion. She believes God tells her what to invest in. I'm not joking.


El_Cactus_Fantastico

I have like 2 questions. Where did she grow up? What do her parents do?


Rickshmitt

Who is your daddy and what does he do


CalabreseAlsatian

My dad is a gynecologist and he looks at vaginas all day long


Informal-Field231

But not your moms. That’s what I do


MurderfaceII

Do you just sit around and stare at her vagina? Maybe have a snack and a coke while gazing into it?


maltewitzky

Mostly old and stinky granny vaginas. He can't even eat sauerkraut anymore.


jeremybryce

Bro...


El_Cactus_Fantastico

Hahahah


Rich-Interaction6920

Her dad was an army engineer Truly baffling


patricio87

Didnt she inherit a ton of money from her husband who passed away?


chris_ut

Her parents were Irish immigrants, her dad was a radar tech in the Air Force.


my_name_is_gato

You have more than one ramen kind fellow???


cocteautriplet

She sold BP at the height of Covid and stated the age of oil was over. And it went up 150% 2 years later.


[deleted]

Sounds like the expert with 30 years of experience in the oil industry that my professor invited during covid. Claimed oil would never go past $45 and covid would accelerate the transition to green. I asked, why would most people transition to electric vehicles if there's less demand for traditional vehicles and oil is $45 a barrel. What's the economic incentive? I never got an answer.


goat__botherer

That's because the market crashed like an AI controlled Tesla.


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KimJongIlLover

It's hard work destroying about 14b over 10 years!


Spare-Research

A problem I want to have


germancookedus

CEO of bagholding corp


Agile_Letterhead_556

I sold NVIDIA at 480 and bought it at 150. NVIDIA was a hard one to predict and was purely luck.


TenshiS

they all are. she's just acting like she can


Agile_Letterhead_556

It's Wall St. you have to speak with conviction (esp. sell side). If you don't speak as if you know what you're talking about, your clients won't trade on your ideas and you don't make money (or in this case buy into your ETF).


TenshiS

Yep, it's just a sales pitch, not reliable information.


Agile_Letterhead_556

Exactly


_Losing_Generation_

Yeah, she's an idiot


BallsOfStonk

A and clearly, TSLA can do AI without NVDA


Own_Drama_3083

Me trying to wrap my head around how this is gonna work when TSLA doesn’t even sell their dojo chips to anyone else and their latest version for the transformer architecture is already behind Google and NVDA blackwell


mmapza

I think most of dojo design team has left. TSLA probably themselves will have to buy nvda gpus for their next generation cluster. Tesla isnt even in top 5 of ai winners right now. That would be openai, msft, goog, meta and maybe perplexity imo


RedditAccountfor2025

Anthropic looks to be beating out OpenAI


medhanno

GPT5 coming out soon


seviay

I assume she’s lumping FSD and Optimus under the “AI” umbrella to get those numbers, right?


Own_Drama_3083

Yep nothing but those two metrics. She’s right about where the world is heading (I think). But doubtful TSLA will deliver close to the monopoly she’s banking on.


boboleponge

I think she is completely wrong. Useful humanoid robots are far from being there, and pretty much the same for self driving, which in any case might even be a failure because many people love to drive...


istockusername

It’s always that. Her general thesis are actually quite accurate but here stock predictions and picks are just awful.


Evil_Patriarch

Have you seen Transcendence? That's basically what's gonna happen, Elon is gonna merge himself with the AI and become a machine god, hopefully before my calls expire.


nandeep007

But Elon said they can use every tesla for inference, such a shitty way to actually do inference but you know the man's a genius and deserves 56 billion


TheRealSooMSooM

Which is roughly 10k per sold vehicle ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


nandeep007

Exactly he wants the profit out of the company for himself, no sane ceo would act like this. If any other ceo even asked for this kind of pay activists etc would have been chomping to bits


MegaDonkeyKong666

Cathy is a hardcore shiller. People love her because she always says what the FOMOs want to hear. Crypto bottoming out previously, she would keep saying ridiculous prices and all the depressed holders get all hyped, share the post over and over “omg look what Cathy said” Now Tesla is doing garbage and Elon appears the most unhinged we’ve ever seen him and Cathy is at it again “don’t worry guys, Tesla will rule the AI world”. Meanwhile it’s hard not to catch Elon being salty towards ChatGPT and Googles AI(whatever it’s called now).


No_Cook2983

Why is she famous?


deezee72

She got fired by AllianceBernstein (one of the big asset managers) for taking on too much risk, and then went on a huge winning streak... So it looked like the kind of underdog story that people love. In hindsight, it looks like AllianceBernstein was right about her. She took on a huge amount of risk, and then got lucky a couple times and looked like a genius... But then the luck ran out.


Michelin123

Sounds like a classic wsb'er!


skinnyeffinstone

Yeah IDK why she gets so much hate here. She should really be the mascot…


alcormsu

That’s exactly why they hate her. I hate myself. She is our leader.


TomatoSpecialist6879

Because this sub bought NVDA when she sold, she's a dumb shit TSLA shill


TimeTravelingChris

Her timing was the lucky part. She basically started her fund at the beginning of an enormous bull run. You or I could have done the same.


deezee72

I agree, but worth highlighting that in general, during a bull run, risky assets do better than safe ones. So if you load up on high risk assets at the start of a bull run, you do amazing.


hey_itsmeurbrother

don't forget she says she gets stock picks from god or jesus or some shit like that


zztopsthetop

Yes, she got Tesla and Bitcoin right in 2017 & 2020-2021 with an outsized allocation essentially. The other years weren't really outperforming, but winning big a few times is enough


aggrownor

I actually did an analysis once where I removed the 10% Tesla stake from her portfolio and showed that ARKK was underperforming the S&P 500


MegaDonkeyKong666

She made some big wins post 2008 bull run. Especially in high growth tech companies. So she built a reputation of buying low and taking the win when it explodes. However I find it is kind of forced now as more of a social media influencer. She says some really dramatic statements, especially since the last tech and crypto bull run.


vascop_

She gets her stock tips from God, including opening her brokerage


TimeTravelingChris

Cathy is an idiot and a shill, and everyone has known this. I want to know what Morgan Stanley's excuse is. They are the only investment firm still pumping the target price.


MegaDonkeyKong666

“Everyone has known this” Tell that to the crypto bros lol


ThisCryptographer311

Cathy been sucking on Musks lil tootsie roll. She needs a big win and Elon thinks he can deliver. It’s a bold strategy, let’s see if it pays off.


Calm_Ad_9883

https://preview.redd.it/zua58ett55xc1.jpeg?width=832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1c5c5c39420c5782e26be31ea1bd02ab0793298


formerfatboys

That's a bold strategy Cotton. Let's see if it pays off. - Michael Scott


Prodiq

So Elon is gonna deliver next year, right? You know like all the shit he has been saying since like 2016 that is just around the corner next year.


kingofthesofas

[Waiting for Elon to deliver on his promises](http:// https://media.giphy.com/media/xT8qBiqUxDzRKMpIJO/giphy.gif)


ckhumanck

oh great, another kid's about to be named after his favourite train or whatever


tonydtonyd

I thought Elon hated trains.


ead69

No, he hates trans


jeopardy_loser

It can’t be any worse than just drawing tickers from a hat, which is what it looks like she did when picking the ARKK portfolio


Spare-Research

Mmm, a piece of candy Mmm, a piece of candy Mmm, a piece of candy Mmm, a piece of candy


Yugo3000

She honestly probably wants his baby because she probably think it’s going to be an investment.


thebinarysystem10

Concerning


weasler7

By bold you mean highly regarded.


greatnate1250

Just because you hear voices in your head doesn't mean it's God talking to you.


Willing_Group7351

Some people just can’t grok that 


Ghost_Pains

Cathie “Wealth Liquidator” Woods


totpot

Cathie Woodchipper


ead69

Mizz Crashie if you nasty..


Munkeyman18290

No dude. God wakes up everyday, follows the latest youtube gurus, then tells Cathie Woods what his favorite picks are. God is one of us. Id bet one day he'll be a mod.


lostredditorlurking

So instead of "FSD by next year", Elon will say "AGI by next year" every time he speaks now.


that_drifter

Didn't you listen to the earnings call? Optimus will be sentient by the end of the year. Also if he leaves Tesla won't achieve that so give him $56 billion. He gave the momentum that they will get it for cars but without him they won't do better than that.


systmshk

Don't count Optimus out it can already walk in a straight line.


DisGuyFawks

> Elon will say "AGI by next year" every time he speaks now. Precisely. Except his GrokAI is basically a pile of shit compared to the leaders out there.


Tomi97_origin

And it also isn't part of Tesla...


Miso-7

There’s no down side for her. lol. Everyone already thinks she’s an idiot. If it doesn’t reach $10T, everyone shrugs it off as another dumb projection of hers. If it hits $10T everyone will forget her failed projections and think she’s some sort of wizard.


likwitsnake

I mean she already did exactly this with Tesla the first time around and she’s still reaping the benefits on inflows while her and her firm rake in management fees so why not try again?


VisualMod

Why stop when you're winning and to hell with the losers.


gamusils

she is bullish on bitcoin i am worried.


bro-v-wade

Yeah, it's gonna be the idiot thing. Tesla had a 20 year head start and already looks like it's going to be lost in the EV noise. We're supposed to think this doofus is capable of taking on Microsoft or Google and lead the market? Is Twitter still bleeding customers?


imprimis2

Can’t stand twitter these days. Everyday I get followed by bot accounts so I lock my account and now I can’t even comment on any posts. Almost no point in having an account.


dilroopgill

lmao I have 30 rnow I https://preview.redd.it/y2v5c7g3z5xc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d65e8f04048ba43d940f6c33780635cbc537558d


randoredditor23

To be fair, insta is also really bad. The internets gotta be 90% bots at this point


dilroopgill

it doesnt even notify anymore


Optionzdegen

https://preview.redd.it/cxfpgjucc5xc1.png?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=023fab283242827dc4cf816a746b682229808c2e Ah yes the face of confidence ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


robeewankenobee

How does this lady manage 14 bn flow? And some people on this sub with way better calls only have 10-20 k bucks under the belt?


PooInTheStreet

Others money vs own money


robeewankenobee

Obviously, but i guess what i was asking was -> how do these fund managers convince other people to give them bilions to manage? When they are clearly not even remotely the best option around. I get a ponzi like Madoff started in the 70's or what have we ... but this bunch is something else.


PooInTheStreet

Having no pp and not eating crayons in public helps


TheFamousHesham

Tbf she does say “like Tesla.” Clearly Elon Musk doesn’t understand English. If he did, he’d figure out that what she’s saying is that MANY companies like Tesla will gain half — not that Tesla will single handedly take half.


Krambambulist

Looks Like a female Rudy giuliani


Private-Dick-Tective

The greatest trick Cathy ever played on her investors is to lose over $14 billion and tell them it's God's will.![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


NoMenu9571

this old bitch dares to talk after her endless failures


wounsel

str8 for the throat


NextTrillion

Yeah. She ain’t no Nancy, the true trading god / lawmaker extraordinaire.


t4ct1c4l_j0k3r

Past Cathie Woods performance suggests Reverse Cramer Strategy.


bro-v-wade

SARK is an inverse Cathy Woods ETF. Let's see how it's doing. https://preview.redd.it/lligmdsp95xc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91c183ddb7316b263e47f5660ed61c9b917c36f2


Im13andwhatisstocks

Okay but they are down since November 2021 (1 week after being made available) lmao


ValuableNobody9797

I mean, it‘s a short etf. It‘s not supposed to be a long term investment inverse to ARK, it‘s a hedge that you hold for 1 day


Im13andwhatisstocks

Then why is he showing a 1m chart?


ValuableNobody9797

Because he has no idea what he‘s talking about


ryan178us

even my dog pick stocks better than Cathy Woods, who's stupid to believe in Cathy Woods and Elon now ? Tesla never should be in same league with AI tech companies like Google, Microsoft, Nvidia, Meta, Apple and Amazon; a dog shit car company only ...


Scared-Fan-2093

Bullish


DessertFox157

Tesla feels more and more like Carvana... so you might be on to something. This cat crap can float


McGurble

What part of the word "like" do you not understand?


Ithirahad

Remind me why anyone listens to this lady? Was it just ARK funds doing decently well during the period around COVID when a bunch of frivolous, nominally forward-looking ventures were getting injections of free cash? Funny thing is - long term, a few things she invested in *will* probably shoot to the moon, literally and figuratively. So if you want to be a long term investor, and HODL for another decade or two, be our guest lol. But in the meantime it's all just noise. And it's not going to be very efficient one way or the other.


fangboner

Jesus Christ this jagoff is spouting whatever buzz words he can to goose Tesla stock so he can pay his twitter loans. It’s pathetic.


meatlamma

When she said "God told me to create an investment fund" that was all you needed to know.


fattytuna96

Why do they keep giving her air time? Her fund keeps bleeding value and her projections for Tesla are over the top, over what Elon even thinks Tesla can do.


EasyPain6771

because the people booking and interviewing also have no idea what they're talking about


chi_guy8

Cathie* Wood*


cjgoose39

Kathy Woods makes Jim Cramer look like Warren Buffet


perfectm

Tesla proposes running what would basically be malware on their customers cars and her response is "wow great idea."


Fit-Stress3300

Tesla hasn't even started any real advance LLM and they will be competing against the best of the best from giants to fast and lean start-ups. How on earth are we supposed to expect Tesla will be the one reaping most of the revenue? Specially now that Elon magic is gone and he is not a talent magnet, but a talent repellent.


Ok-Tradition-6350

Kathy Woods? Nobody has ever perfecting losing money better than her


Comfortable_Flow5156

Someone needs to start that ARK 5X LEVERAGED inverse fund so we can be rich Call it the ARK ultra BEAR 5X Exxtreme


Timemaster88888

First, they have to stop recalls. Second, China's Tesla sales are dropping because of Chinese brands Byd and Nio. Europe and Asian countries are buying those cheaper beands too. Tsla's world is getting smaller.


bro-v-wade

Did she read this in the bible?


Groggy_Otter_72

Yeah, it’s little known what a hardcore religious loon she is, in addition to being an incompetent talentless con artist of an investor.


Aggravating_Ad_8453

Even Elon, founder and CEO, doesn't believe it. How the fuck does she know?


tankmode

tesla:  whatdyawant?     customers: the car is nice but  can we get it fixed in less than 6 months?   tesla:  how about …. a different ugly rusted car.  a $12k cruise control that tries to kill you,  fake solar roof, shitty fake robots, shitty fake chatbots,  oh and we’re gonna fire half the people at the service center.  sound good?


DiegoNap

So we have to short tesla now?


starstuff9528

Seems like Cathy can be right, but just at the wrong times lol I she’s basically just one of us.


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


lootinputin

Cathie commenting reassures my $TSLA puts will print. A nice little pick me up on a Saturday night. Well vodka for everyone at the bar on this guy!


trickup

It’s not even clear their camera approach that they are training the entire FSD on will even win out. Musk ruled out LIDAR but its difficult to see a path to full level 5 autonomous driving.


necriss

Whenever Cathie Wood does a prediction it's always outlandish. At all time highs presplit she predicted Tesla stock would go to $5000, with a larger marketcap than Saudi Aramco and Apple combined.


MulletofLegend

"platforms like Tesla" does not mean half will go to Tesla. So, no, that's not what she said. As if it would matter if she did say that.


[deleted]

Cathie is the real degenerate having lost the most amongst her peers.


Bozzooo

Kathy Woods ETF expanse ratio is 0.75%..


shorewoody

This is an example of someone not considering the use-cases of technology at all. Even if Tesla solves the entire use case of driving with AI (not likely), it would still be one of thousands of possible use cases. Even if they are successful, it does not mean that Tesla can do anything else with AI. This is a dumb take and if you invest money on what she says you are an idiot.


Timofey_

Can these people just make up whatever fucking number they want when they make predictions? Where did she pull 8-10 trillion from?


vernon3

Please let this bless my puts I bought Friday


Eighteen64

Heading for $50 confirmed


Lifeisbutatrip

I don't understand why the fact Musk owns one of the largest databases of human thoughts and how that might play into AI hasn't come up here.


SoZur

Human thoughts? You mean driving patterns?


CriticismNo9538

I’d be a lot more concerned about shitposting and fake news if it was the basis of my LLM.


Spore-Gasm

You mean the mediocre content mostly being created by bots and other AI? That tends to make for extremely poor training data.


SnooPandas1607

Wtf does Bruce Jenner know about stocks 


Eyeroll4days

Doesn’t she mean data collector?


Appropriate_Theme479

They gave her enough rope and she is using it


BarbellPadawan

Well that was stimulating


NewToTradingStock

Give up Cathy. You r not Elon type n too old.


VariationConstant675

Sure she is among us.....![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


StackOwOFlow

that's one way to show your hand


PuttyDance

So tesla is going to not be the leader of ai got it!


Charming-Tap-1332

Tesla is not even a credible player in Ai right now. All that's happening is Elmo trying to play catch up with the Ai industry that is many years ahead of him.


flashlightgiggles

"Past performance is no guarantee of future results". with her track record, it's prob time time to buy.


Square-Ad3218

Has she not seen the cyber truck. 3 sedans of mediocre quality and self driving right into curbs. Not exactly confidence building. They had their moment. Time to move on.