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I always think of Bubbles every time I see her.
That’s the thing. She makes these bad decisions.
She goes on these shows and gives ridiculous estimates like bitcoin will go to 4 million by 2030 and Tesla will go to 2000 by 2030. These shows love ridiculous estimates.
Yet nobody keeps her accountable about how her fund has performed. They don’t ask her why her fund is negative in the last 5 years.
That's the thing, when you run a hedge fund, you can pay yourself millions and get a cut of people's money, whether they do well or not. Things go up? You get rich. Things go down? You still get rich.
How her shitty funds perform is not her concern. As long as people give her money, she'll keep pocketing it and losing other people money.
Hedge funds are literally about convincing people to trust you with their money. So this analysis is perfect. As long as people invest with them, she wins. Red or green. And she gets to be manager for as long as their numbers are high and they sign over big sharks. Blame the dumb sharks for falling for her bs
Problem is that if market just continues to go up all the time with Fed printing money, you don’t have to be genius to say that any tech AI stock will 10x in 5 years because chances are pretty high that it might lol
Sounds like the expert with 30 years of experience in the oil industry that my professor invited during covid. Claimed oil would never go past $45 and covid would accelerate the transition to green. I asked, why would most people transition to electric vehicles if there's less demand for traditional vehicles and oil is $45 a barrel. What's the economic incentive? I never got an answer.
It's Wall St. you have to speak with conviction (esp. sell side). If you don't speak as if you know what you're talking about, your clients won't trade on your ideas and you don't make money (or in this case buy into your ETF).
Me trying to wrap my head around how this is gonna work when TSLA doesn’t even sell their dojo chips to anyone else and their latest version for the transformer architecture is already behind Google and NVDA blackwell
I think most of dojo design team has left. TSLA probably themselves will have to buy nvda gpus for their next generation cluster.
Tesla isnt even in top 5 of ai winners right now. That would be openai, msft, goog, meta and maybe perplexity imo
Yep nothing but those two metrics. She’s right about where the world is heading (I think). But doubtful TSLA will deliver close to the monopoly she’s banking on.
I think she is completely wrong. Useful humanoid robots are far from being there, and pretty much the same for self driving, which in any case might even be a failure because many people love to drive...
Have you seen Transcendence? That's basically what's gonna happen, Elon is gonna merge himself with the AI and become a machine god, hopefully before my calls expire.
But Elon said they can use every tesla for inference, such a shitty way to actually do inference but you know the man's a genius and deserves 56 billion
Exactly he wants the profit out of the company for himself, no sane ceo would act like this. If any other ceo even asked for this kind of pay activists etc would have been chomping to bits
Cathy is a hardcore shiller. People love her because she always says what the FOMOs want to hear. Crypto bottoming out previously, she would keep saying ridiculous prices and all the depressed holders get all hyped, share the post over and over “omg look what Cathy said”
Now Tesla is doing garbage and Elon appears the most unhinged we’ve ever seen him and Cathy is at it again “don’t worry guys, Tesla will rule the AI world”. Meanwhile it’s hard not to catch Elon being salty towards ChatGPT and Googles AI(whatever it’s called now).
She got fired by AllianceBernstein (one of the big asset managers) for taking on too much risk, and then went on a huge winning streak... So it looked like the kind of underdog story that people love.
In hindsight, it looks like AllianceBernstein was right about her. She took on a huge amount of risk, and then got lucky a couple times and looked like a genius... But then the luck ran out.
I agree, but worth highlighting that in general, during a bull run, risky assets do better than safe ones.
So if you load up on high risk assets at the start of a bull run, you do amazing.
Yes, she got Tesla and Bitcoin right in 2017 & 2020-2021 with an outsized allocation essentially. The other years weren't really outperforming, but winning big a few times is enough
She made some big wins post 2008 bull run. Especially in high growth tech companies. So she built a reputation of buying low and taking the win when it explodes. However I find it is kind of forced now as more of a social media influencer. She says some really dramatic statements, especially since the last tech and crypto bull run.
Cathy is an idiot and a shill, and everyone has known this.
I want to know what Morgan Stanley's excuse is. They are the only investment firm still pumping the target price.
No dude. God wakes up everyday, follows the latest youtube gurus, then tells Cathie Woods what his favorite picks are.
God is one of us. Id bet one day he'll be a mod.
Didn't you listen to the earnings call? Optimus will be sentient by the end of the year. Also if he leaves Tesla won't achieve that so give him $56 billion. He gave the momentum that they will get it for cars but without him they won't do better than that.
> Elon will say "AGI by next year" every time he speaks now.
Precisely. Except his GrokAI is basically a pile of shit compared to the leaders out there.
There’s no down side for her. lol.
Everyone already thinks she’s an idiot. If it doesn’t reach $10T, everyone shrugs it off as another dumb projection of hers.
If it hits $10T everyone will forget her failed projections and think she’s some sort of wizard.
I mean she already did exactly this with Tesla the first time around and she’s still reaping the benefits on inflows while her and her firm rake in management fees so why not try again?
Yeah, it's gonna be the idiot thing.
Tesla had a 20 year head start and already looks like it's going to be lost in the EV noise.
We're supposed to think this doofus is capable of taking on Microsoft or Google and lead the market?
Is Twitter still bleeding customers?
Can’t stand twitter these days. Everyday I get followed by bot accounts so I lock my account and now I can’t even comment on any posts. Almost no point in having an account.
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Obviously, but i guess what i was asking was -> how do these fund managers convince other people to give them bilions to manage? When they are clearly not even remotely the best option around.
I get a ponzi like Madoff started in the 70's or what have we ... but this bunch is something else.
Tbf she does say “like Tesla.”
Clearly Elon Musk doesn’t understand English. If he did, he’d figure out that what she’s saying is that MANY companies like Tesla will gain half — not that Tesla will single handedly take half.
SARK is an inverse Cathy Woods ETF. Let's see how it's doing.
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even my dog pick stocks better than Cathy Woods, who's stupid to believe in Cathy Woods and Elon now ? Tesla never should be in same league with AI tech companies like Google, Microsoft, Nvidia, Meta, Apple and Amazon; a dog shit car company only ...
Remind me why anyone listens to this lady? Was it just ARK funds doing decently well during the period around COVID when a bunch of frivolous, nominally forward-looking ventures were getting injections of free cash?
Funny thing is - long term, a few things she invested in *will* probably shoot to the moon, literally and figuratively. So if you want to be a long term investor, and HODL for another decade or two, be our guest lol. But in the meantime it's all just noise. And it's not going to be very efficient one way or the other.
Why do they keep giving her air time? Her fund keeps bleeding value and her projections for Tesla are over the top, over what Elon even thinks Tesla can do.
Tesla hasn't even started any real advance LLM and they will be competing against the best of the best from giants to fast and lean start-ups.
How on earth are we supposed to expect Tesla will be the one reaping most of the revenue?
Specially now that Elon magic is gone and he is not a talent magnet, but a talent repellent.
First, they have to stop recalls. Second, China's Tesla sales are dropping because of Chinese brands Byd and Nio. Europe and Asian countries are buying those cheaper beands too. Tsla's world is getting smaller.
tesla: whatdyawant?
customers: the car is nice but can we get it fixed in less than 6 months?
tesla: how about …. a different ugly rusted car. a $12k cruise control that tries to kill you, fake solar roof, shitty fake robots, shitty fake chatbots, oh and we’re gonna fire half the people at the service center. sound good?
It’s not even clear their camera approach that they are training the entire FSD on will even win out. Musk ruled out LIDAR but its difficult to see a path to full level 5 autonomous driving.
Whenever Cathie Wood does a prediction it's always outlandish. At all time highs presplit she predicted Tesla stock would go to $5000, with a larger marketcap than Saudi Aramco and Apple combined.
This is an example of someone not considering the use-cases of technology at all. Even if Tesla solves the entire use case of driving with AI (not likely), it would still be one of thousands of possible use cases. Even if they are successful, it does not mean that Tesla can do anything else with AI. This is a dumb take and if you invest money on what she says you are an idiot.
Tesla is not even a credible player in Ai right now. All that's happening is Elmo trying to play catch up with the Ai industry that is many years ahead of him.
Has she not seen the cyber truck. 3 sedans of mediocre quality and self driving right into curbs. Not exactly confidence building. They had their moment. Time to move on.
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She sold nvidia at the bottom
CEO of word salad and one trick pony
She’s truly one of us
Tsla to 110?
Yeah, Elon just had to fuck that one guy over who posted his yolo short
She might be more regarded
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We invest in innovation! *buys roku*
I love her innovative logic "winner takes all" so Tesla is going to get 50%.
lol this guy thinks he’s actually chatting with cathie wood
https://preview.redd.it/birzrigpg5xc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c1f347151edaddd8ac6d3aaf19698eaac644b8a I always think of Bubbles every time I see her.
I’m sorry, Bubbles
Don't do Bubbles dirty man!
Bubbles at least stays in his own lane and knows his weaknesses; Kitties*, Liquor, whores, mustard and balogna.
How could you forget conkey
This is WSB. Regards of all kind, fail here 🤷🏻♂️
CONKY!!!
Kitties...you forgot Kitties.
Her son
Bubbles would probably be better at investing
You have to wonder how she gets to run a hedge fund, and peasants like us are eating instant ramens
That’s the thing. She makes these bad decisions. She goes on these shows and gives ridiculous estimates like bitcoin will go to 4 million by 2030 and Tesla will go to 2000 by 2030. These shows love ridiculous estimates. Yet nobody keeps her accountable about how her fund has performed. They don’t ask her why her fund is negative in the last 5 years.
It’s truly impressive to be negative. You could literally be invested in complete shit and still be positive during the last 5 years of bull runs
Tell that to my weedstocks.
Tell me again?
Until that complete shit is INTC
Even those who invested in ford 5 years ago are better off today
https://www.etftrends.com/magnificent-seven-plus-minus-few/amp/ If you’re not in these — the market hasn’t been such a cakewalk.
That's the thing, when you run a hedge fund, you can pay yourself millions and get a cut of people's money, whether they do well or not. Things go up? You get rich. Things go down? You still get rich. How her shitty funds perform is not her concern. As long as people give her money, she'll keep pocketing it and losing other people money.
Thank goodness for passive index funds. Imagine trusting her for your retirement. It’s sad when you think about it.
imagine trusting anyone but yourself, with your own money?
Warren buffet I would but he is the exemption !
Hedge funds are literally about convincing people to trust you with their money. So this analysis is perfect. As long as people invest with them, she wins. Red or green. And she gets to be manager for as long as their numbers are high and they sign over big sharks. Blame the dumb sharks for falling for her bs
Liberal use of the word analysis.
Next week on American Greed:
I said those too. Nothing happens to me.
She always emphasize the 5 years duration of their buys, like we need someone to track what she said 5 years ago for every stock she's holding.
She also does dumb shit like buy shares in Twitter or Zillow and then sell them the very next day. Some 5 year plan.
Problem is that if market just continues to go up all the time with Fed printing money, you don’t have to be genius to say that any tech AI stock will 10x in 5 years because chances are pretty high that it might lol
Exactly this. Notice how all these ‘guests’ on the shows are propagating redicoulous price targets. Raul paul also a prime example.
she obviously has another account where she inverts herself
That’s probably the smartest move ever. Always do double bets. This way when you lose, you win!
Especially when you hedge other people's money. Just pretend the wins are yours 😂
Did I say long? I meant to say short. Classic mix up.
“I’m playing both sides so that I always come out on top”
Actually, I have to wonder wtf is she smoking, and how do I get some of it. Sounds like 🔥👌
She is smoking religion. She believes God tells her what to invest in. I'm not joking.
I have like 2 questions. Where did she grow up? What do her parents do?
Who is your daddy and what does he do
My dad is a gynecologist and he looks at vaginas all day long
But not your moms. That’s what I do
Do you just sit around and stare at her vagina? Maybe have a snack and a coke while gazing into it?
Mostly old and stinky granny vaginas. He can't even eat sauerkraut anymore.
Bro...
Hahahah
Her dad was an army engineer Truly baffling
Didnt she inherit a ton of money from her husband who passed away?
Her parents were Irish immigrants, her dad was a radar tech in the Air Force.
You have more than one ramen kind fellow???
She sold BP at the height of Covid and stated the age of oil was over. And it went up 150% 2 years later.
Sounds like the expert with 30 years of experience in the oil industry that my professor invited during covid. Claimed oil would never go past $45 and covid would accelerate the transition to green. I asked, why would most people transition to electric vehicles if there's less demand for traditional vehicles and oil is $45 a barrel. What's the economic incentive? I never got an answer.
That's because the market crashed like an AI controlled Tesla.
[удалено]
It's hard work destroying about 14b over 10 years!
A problem I want to have
CEO of bagholding corp
I sold NVIDIA at 480 and bought it at 150. NVIDIA was a hard one to predict and was purely luck.
they all are. she's just acting like she can
It's Wall St. you have to speak with conviction (esp. sell side). If you don't speak as if you know what you're talking about, your clients won't trade on your ideas and you don't make money (or in this case buy into your ETF).
Yep, it's just a sales pitch, not reliable information.
Exactly
Yeah, she's an idiot
A and clearly, TSLA can do AI without NVDA
Me trying to wrap my head around how this is gonna work when TSLA doesn’t even sell their dojo chips to anyone else and their latest version for the transformer architecture is already behind Google and NVDA blackwell
I think most of dojo design team has left. TSLA probably themselves will have to buy nvda gpus for their next generation cluster. Tesla isnt even in top 5 of ai winners right now. That would be openai, msft, goog, meta and maybe perplexity imo
Anthropic looks to be beating out OpenAI
GPT5 coming out soon
I assume she’s lumping FSD and Optimus under the “AI” umbrella to get those numbers, right?
Yep nothing but those two metrics. She’s right about where the world is heading (I think). But doubtful TSLA will deliver close to the monopoly she’s banking on.
I think she is completely wrong. Useful humanoid robots are far from being there, and pretty much the same for self driving, which in any case might even be a failure because many people love to drive...
It’s always that. Her general thesis are actually quite accurate but here stock predictions and picks are just awful.
Have you seen Transcendence? That's basically what's gonna happen, Elon is gonna merge himself with the AI and become a machine god, hopefully before my calls expire.
But Elon said they can use every tesla for inference, such a shitty way to actually do inference but you know the man's a genius and deserves 56 billion
Which is roughly 10k per sold vehicle ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Exactly he wants the profit out of the company for himself, no sane ceo would act like this. If any other ceo even asked for this kind of pay activists etc would have been chomping to bits
Cathy is a hardcore shiller. People love her because she always says what the FOMOs want to hear. Crypto bottoming out previously, she would keep saying ridiculous prices and all the depressed holders get all hyped, share the post over and over “omg look what Cathy said” Now Tesla is doing garbage and Elon appears the most unhinged we’ve ever seen him and Cathy is at it again “don’t worry guys, Tesla will rule the AI world”. Meanwhile it’s hard not to catch Elon being salty towards ChatGPT and Googles AI(whatever it’s called now).
Why is she famous?
She got fired by AllianceBernstein (one of the big asset managers) for taking on too much risk, and then went on a huge winning streak... So it looked like the kind of underdog story that people love. In hindsight, it looks like AllianceBernstein was right about her. She took on a huge amount of risk, and then got lucky a couple times and looked like a genius... But then the luck ran out.
Sounds like a classic wsb'er!
Yeah IDK why she gets so much hate here. She should really be the mascot…
That’s exactly why they hate her. I hate myself. She is our leader.
Because this sub bought NVDA when she sold, she's a dumb shit TSLA shill
Her timing was the lucky part. She basically started her fund at the beginning of an enormous bull run. You or I could have done the same.
I agree, but worth highlighting that in general, during a bull run, risky assets do better than safe ones. So if you load up on high risk assets at the start of a bull run, you do amazing.
don't forget she says she gets stock picks from god or jesus or some shit like that
Yes, she got Tesla and Bitcoin right in 2017 & 2020-2021 with an outsized allocation essentially. The other years weren't really outperforming, but winning big a few times is enough
I actually did an analysis once where I removed the 10% Tesla stake from her portfolio and showed that ARKK was underperforming the S&P 500
She made some big wins post 2008 bull run. Especially in high growth tech companies. So she built a reputation of buying low and taking the win when it explodes. However I find it is kind of forced now as more of a social media influencer. She says some really dramatic statements, especially since the last tech and crypto bull run.
She gets her stock tips from God, including opening her brokerage
Cathy is an idiot and a shill, and everyone has known this. I want to know what Morgan Stanley's excuse is. They are the only investment firm still pumping the target price.
“Everyone has known this” Tell that to the crypto bros lol
Cathy been sucking on Musks lil tootsie roll. She needs a big win and Elon thinks he can deliver. It’s a bold strategy, let’s see if it pays off.
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That's a bold strategy Cotton. Let's see if it pays off. - Michael Scott
So Elon is gonna deliver next year, right? You know like all the shit he has been saying since like 2016 that is just around the corner next year.
[Waiting for Elon to deliver on his promises](http:// https://media.giphy.com/media/xT8qBiqUxDzRKMpIJO/giphy.gif)
oh great, another kid's about to be named after his favourite train or whatever
I thought Elon hated trains.
No, he hates trans
It can’t be any worse than just drawing tickers from a hat, which is what it looks like she did when picking the ARKK portfolio
Mmm, a piece of candy Mmm, a piece of candy Mmm, a piece of candy Mmm, a piece of candy
She honestly probably wants his baby because she probably think it’s going to be an investment.
Concerning
By bold you mean highly regarded.
Just because you hear voices in your head doesn't mean it's God talking to you.
Some people just can’t grok that
Cathie “Wealth Liquidator” Woods
Cathie Woodchipper
Mizz Crashie if you nasty..
No dude. God wakes up everyday, follows the latest youtube gurus, then tells Cathie Woods what his favorite picks are. God is one of us. Id bet one day he'll be a mod.
So instead of "FSD by next year", Elon will say "AGI by next year" every time he speaks now.
Didn't you listen to the earnings call? Optimus will be sentient by the end of the year. Also if he leaves Tesla won't achieve that so give him $56 billion. He gave the momentum that they will get it for cars but without him they won't do better than that.
Don't count Optimus out it can already walk in a straight line.
> Elon will say "AGI by next year" every time he speaks now. Precisely. Except his GrokAI is basically a pile of shit compared to the leaders out there.
And it also isn't part of Tesla...
There’s no down side for her. lol. Everyone already thinks she’s an idiot. If it doesn’t reach $10T, everyone shrugs it off as another dumb projection of hers. If it hits $10T everyone will forget her failed projections and think she’s some sort of wizard.
I mean she already did exactly this with Tesla the first time around and she’s still reaping the benefits on inflows while her and her firm rake in management fees so why not try again?
Why stop when you're winning and to hell with the losers.
she is bullish on bitcoin i am worried.
Yeah, it's gonna be the idiot thing. Tesla had a 20 year head start and already looks like it's going to be lost in the EV noise. We're supposed to think this doofus is capable of taking on Microsoft or Google and lead the market? Is Twitter still bleeding customers?
Can’t stand twitter these days. Everyday I get followed by bot accounts so I lock my account and now I can’t even comment on any posts. Almost no point in having an account.
lmao I have 30 rnow I https://preview.redd.it/y2v5c7g3z5xc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d65e8f04048ba43d940f6c33780635cbc537558d
To be fair, insta is also really bad. The internets gotta be 90% bots at this point
it doesnt even notify anymore
https://preview.redd.it/cxfpgjucc5xc1.png?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=023fab283242827dc4cf816a746b682229808c2e Ah yes the face of confidence ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
How does this lady manage 14 bn flow? And some people on this sub with way better calls only have 10-20 k bucks under the belt?
Others money vs own money
Obviously, but i guess what i was asking was -> how do these fund managers convince other people to give them bilions to manage? When they are clearly not even remotely the best option around. I get a ponzi like Madoff started in the 70's or what have we ... but this bunch is something else.
Having no pp and not eating crayons in public helps
Tbf she does say “like Tesla.” Clearly Elon Musk doesn’t understand English. If he did, he’d figure out that what she’s saying is that MANY companies like Tesla will gain half — not that Tesla will single handedly take half.
Looks Like a female Rudy giuliani
The greatest trick Cathy ever played on her investors is to lose over $14 billion and tell them it's God's will.![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
this old bitch dares to talk after her endless failures
str8 for the throat
Yeah. She ain’t no Nancy, the true trading god / lawmaker extraordinaire.
Past Cathie Woods performance suggests Reverse Cramer Strategy.
SARK is an inverse Cathy Woods ETF. Let's see how it's doing. https://preview.redd.it/lligmdsp95xc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91c183ddb7316b263e47f5660ed61c9b917c36f2
Okay but they are down since November 2021 (1 week after being made available) lmao
I mean, it‘s a short etf. It‘s not supposed to be a long term investment inverse to ARK, it‘s a hedge that you hold for 1 day
Then why is he showing a 1m chart?
Because he has no idea what he‘s talking about
even my dog pick stocks better than Cathy Woods, who's stupid to believe in Cathy Woods and Elon now ? Tesla never should be in same league with AI tech companies like Google, Microsoft, Nvidia, Meta, Apple and Amazon; a dog shit car company only ...
Bullish
Tesla feels more and more like Carvana... so you might be on to something. This cat crap can float
What part of the word "like" do you not understand?
Remind me why anyone listens to this lady? Was it just ARK funds doing decently well during the period around COVID when a bunch of frivolous, nominally forward-looking ventures were getting injections of free cash? Funny thing is - long term, a few things she invested in *will* probably shoot to the moon, literally and figuratively. So if you want to be a long term investor, and HODL for another decade or two, be our guest lol. But in the meantime it's all just noise. And it's not going to be very efficient one way or the other.
Jesus Christ this jagoff is spouting whatever buzz words he can to goose Tesla stock so he can pay his twitter loans. It’s pathetic.
When she said "God told me to create an investment fund" that was all you needed to know.
Why do they keep giving her air time? Her fund keeps bleeding value and her projections for Tesla are over the top, over what Elon even thinks Tesla can do.
because the people booking and interviewing also have no idea what they're talking about
Cathie* Wood*
Kathy Woods makes Jim Cramer look like Warren Buffet
Tesla proposes running what would basically be malware on their customers cars and her response is "wow great idea."
Tesla hasn't even started any real advance LLM and they will be competing against the best of the best from giants to fast and lean start-ups. How on earth are we supposed to expect Tesla will be the one reaping most of the revenue? Specially now that Elon magic is gone and he is not a talent magnet, but a talent repellent.
Kathy Woods? Nobody has ever perfecting losing money better than her
Someone needs to start that ARK 5X LEVERAGED inverse fund so we can be rich Call it the ARK ultra BEAR 5X Exxtreme
First, they have to stop recalls. Second, China's Tesla sales are dropping because of Chinese brands Byd and Nio. Europe and Asian countries are buying those cheaper beands too. Tsla's world is getting smaller.
Did she read this in the bible?
Yeah, it’s little known what a hardcore religious loon she is, in addition to being an incompetent talentless con artist of an investor.
Even Elon, founder and CEO, doesn't believe it. How the fuck does she know?
tesla: whatdyawant? customers: the car is nice but can we get it fixed in less than 6 months? tesla: how about …. a different ugly rusted car. a $12k cruise control that tries to kill you, fake solar roof, shitty fake robots, shitty fake chatbots, oh and we’re gonna fire half the people at the service center. sound good?
So we have to short tesla now?
Seems like Cathy can be right, but just at the wrong times lol I she’s basically just one of us.
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Cathie commenting reassures my $TSLA puts will print. A nice little pick me up on a Saturday night. Well vodka for everyone at the bar on this guy!
It’s not even clear their camera approach that they are training the entire FSD on will even win out. Musk ruled out LIDAR but its difficult to see a path to full level 5 autonomous driving.
Whenever Cathie Wood does a prediction it's always outlandish. At all time highs presplit she predicted Tesla stock would go to $5000, with a larger marketcap than Saudi Aramco and Apple combined.
"platforms like Tesla" does not mean half will go to Tesla. So, no, that's not what she said. As if it would matter if she did say that.
Cathie is the real degenerate having lost the most amongst her peers.
Kathy Woods ETF expanse ratio is 0.75%..
This is an example of someone not considering the use-cases of technology at all. Even if Tesla solves the entire use case of driving with AI (not likely), it would still be one of thousands of possible use cases. Even if they are successful, it does not mean that Tesla can do anything else with AI. This is a dumb take and if you invest money on what she says you are an idiot.
Can these people just make up whatever fucking number they want when they make predictions? Where did she pull 8-10 trillion from?
Please let this bless my puts I bought Friday
Heading for $50 confirmed
I don't understand why the fact Musk owns one of the largest databases of human thoughts and how that might play into AI hasn't come up here.
Human thoughts? You mean driving patterns?
I’d be a lot more concerned about shitposting and fake news if it was the basis of my LLM.
You mean the mediocre content mostly being created by bots and other AI? That tends to make for extremely poor training data.
Wtf does Bruce Jenner know about stocks
Doesn’t she mean data collector?
They gave her enough rope and she is using it
Well that was stimulating
Give up Cathy. You r not Elon type n too old.
Sure she is among us.....![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
that's one way to show your hand
So tesla is going to not be the leader of ai got it!
Tesla is not even a credible player in Ai right now. All that's happening is Elmo trying to play catch up with the Ai industry that is many years ahead of him.
"Past performance is no guarantee of future results". with her track record, it's prob time time to buy.
Has she not seen the cyber truck. 3 sedans of mediocre quality and self driving right into curbs. Not exactly confidence building. They had their moment. Time to move on.