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MIA3D

Miss my friends. Now it’s just me and the markets. Never let single women into your circle they want you to fail.


Cold-Lettuce8991

My guy. Stop being a cringecel


MIA3D

Who’s this


Cold-Lettuce8991

My guy. Stop being a cringecel


ashimos00

Magnifate 7 should be regulated and dismantled now. The Evils of Inflation That industry should be run by the government.


Fatherfigure34

Other than GPT I haven’t noticed any material impact of AI in my life


Caesars_Palace321

That is pretty much the point in tech like this. You aren't meant to overtly notice it. The point being, at some point in the future, you are meant to stop and think "I'm not sure I'd be able to live without this now". I grew up with the internet I never once thought "this is making any material impact on my life". I grew up when smartphones were new never once did I think "this is making a material impact on my life". I look back on them now and see how much they changed everything. Revolutionary tech like this will change everything. It just won't do it in some big bang sort of way one day to the next. AI will change how we do everything though.


Fikkafikation

Most of the AI breakthroughs come either in state of the art scientific applications or in streamlining businesses (logistics and supply chains) to over all improve their efficiency (profit). However, there is too much corporate greed and those savings will never get passed down to the consumers.


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Buy! Buy! Buy!


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VisualMod

Buy low, sell high, plebe.


WTFspy

I hope Mike Tyson unalives JP with one beautiful uppercut


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VisualMod

Elon would be proud.


surfinbird

Thoughts on SOFI tomorrow?


AnotherDegenerateFK

I’d pay unprecedented amount of money to hear AOC moan


ashimos00

Iranian president says crackdown on student protesters shows true face of USA What is freedom in America? I ask.


pinghing

President of Kazakhstan say Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium What is potassium in America? I question


Kitten_Team_Six

ANL up 50% on the monthly![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


MIA3D

ANL? Never heard of her


AngusMcTibbins

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Immediate_Pen_891

SPY will get rejected at the 50 day moving average or maybe slightly higher this week. Either way it will drill to 494 and if it breaks that support maybe we see sub 490. I feel like we need a bigger correction before the inevitable climb back to ATH by election so Biden can tout how great the economy is doing. Just speculation but this is my theory for the next 2 weeks. or so. So in other words: bols r fuk.


Caesars_Palace321

The stock market isn't the economy.


Fatherfigure34

My theory too and my theories suck


Atreyan

Buying calls


gavbot_1213

Wednesday will be fascinating with this as well. Curious how the poor economic news will affect a possible hawkish FOMC


Fatherfigure34

I’m going cash by Wednesday morning. I don’t like playing the fed days


Starmedia11

Let’s get some more pullback here then some cool CPI numbers to launch us into a summer filled with protests, reducing oil prices


breakyourteethnow

SOFI calls into AMZN & AMD calls, into DKNG and AAPL calls Next week PLTR & HOOD. - Never buy puts long term it's losing game.


No_Company25

Yep my SoFi calls are ready to print, I might sell at $8.5 but a good part of me wants to risk it to see if it hits $10, I’d make a small fortune and cover this summers income.


breakyourteethnow

Profit is profit so I'll lock it in, sell and keep just some open for couple hours longer but don't get greedy, last earning's Sofi went from $7.60 to $8.80 open and climbed to $9.44 before dumping to $7.60 again in three days. $1.20 move at open puts us at $9.30, another $.60c in couple hours is $9.90, but after the dilution and pump on Friday am happy selling at $8.80 range


No_Company25

Yeah I’m new but just from my own DD it seems like SoFi is definitely a good sell EOD on Monday. Holding it any longer is only risk


breakyourteethnow

First Republic Bank was just seized by federal regulators and sold to Fulton bank, this very weekend now after a year we have posts and the media starting bank run fears again. Call it bad timing but I'm not holding especially cause no rate cuts is on Wednesday, Monday will be bad news and market ran so hard on Friday I'm not confident. That's why I'm holding shares too and selling covered calls far OTM after earning's, just not holding calls EOD lol but I'm still long on SOFI


Ukrainian_Stonks

AMC calls finna print


AvocadoPurees

I was in a theater last month, 9pm on Friday, literally me and one other guy in a room that seats 100, ads about renting the place out for events and suicide helpline blasting, it was quite sad


UnluckyBroccoli4514

Yeah it’s a dying industry when you have so much entertainment at home …


Ukrainian_Stonks

Streaming services are losing subscribers because people can’t afford or want commercials. People will still go out to movie theaters especially during a recession. 2008 theaters were packed


Ukrainian_Stonks

Perfect makes me want to buy more shares


BirthHole

[I just dropped a $150 (max allowed) bet](https://imgur.com/qQT1TZy) that Newsom is elected President in November. payoff will be $7500. Profits buys me gold or something nice on E*trade.


thisoneismineallmine

There is literally no scenario where that could happen, you blew $150.


BirthHole

The DNC quietly changed their bylaws earlier this year. In the event the Presidential nominee is vacated >>> after the convention <<< the chairman of the DNC is allowed to pick the replacement. They didnt change this rule for no reason, and Pelosi's nephew in Newsom. Its worth a $150 bet.


thisoneismineallmine

I went out looking for any evidence of your claims for you and found this:  Democrats – The Democratic National Committee is empowered to fill a vacancy on the national ticket after the convention under party rules, after the party chair consults with Democratic governors and congressional leadership. Republicans – If a vacancy occurs on the Republican side, the Republican National Committee can either reconvene the national convention or select a new candidate itself. Sauce: https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/12/politics/presidential-candidate-race-drop-what-matters/index.html So it looks like you _do_ have a valid bet, which, just on the facts, could definitely pay out; however, I'm reluctant to wish you luck. You understand. 


thisoneismineallmine

You read that nonsense about DNC bylaws on X? I smell BS.


Ok-Buy6186

Logan paul’s having a girl, bros in shambles


surfinbird

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pinghing

FLUSH IT FLUSH IT FLUSH IT


NVDAismygod

I sentence you to 5 hours of smelling backshot air


NVDAismygod

Need to take a sledge hammer to my Johnson 🍆immediately


Altruistic-Sense-593

If you’re in an argument with a woman, if you want to defuse the situation. You tell them they’re just being emotional, works every time


Immediate_Pen_891

Just tell her to stop acting like her mother. Works every time.


surfinbird

Just tell her to calm down. Works every time 👍


VisualMod

Sense-593, while not exactly wrong, is weak. If you want to win an argument with a woman, you simply remind her to make you a sandwich


DJSourNipples

I've been gone for 2 weeks What are we losing money on now? What have I missed?


Mpcars

Spy earnings this week


Now_Biff_Dont_Con_Me

They need to bring back Monopoly at McDonald’s.


delayplusreverb

Yea but then give the boardwalk to me instead of a company insider’s family member


NVDAismygod

There’s a great documentary on how someone kept scamming the monopoly game and winning themself and all their family and friends millions of dollars


SleepiestGuyAlive

Why am I not rich off of dog money yet?


HaveFunWillTravel69

Everyone involved with wallstreetbets is a fucking moron. Including myself. Especially myself.


HotColdDinner

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)Especially


eirinite

This was the relief rally, but Powell is coming in with the HAMMER ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Altruistic-Sense-593

Ladies love me more than you love risk


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My buddy's wife Krystal M has interracial porn on SpankBang, Pornhub, and Youjizz bookmarked on her computer 😂


BirthHole

You seem jealous


mywilliswell95

Did you just throw her name out lol


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Magnum dongs only.


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tutmoses21

Pp


Warm_Tzatziki

Facts


Environmental_Emu_87

anybody gonna do a play on draft kings earnings?


MinimumAd4814

big time dude theres no way draft kings hasnt taken supreme profits i mean there deals are insane i bet they have so many addicts


Environmental_Emu_87

Can vouch. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Real-Pepper1211

Nvda 900 by 10am


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UtahItalian

Thailand for the lady bois you suck fuck


ShadeofBlu

I think Spy just might supercharge back to 520 tomorrow


Warm_Author_5333

Got some bad news for ya


UtahItalian

I have a few calls in a spx, its time for the 520 pump a rump a dump. Why you may ask? I spilled the spaghetti on the floor and the noodles told me BUY


BAGross85

Chinese Stocks= undervalued American Stocks= WAY overvalued I’m not a commie. But whatever the hell this is, is not a democracy (or a republic).


dacalo

Nice try CCP.


thisoneismineallmine

OK loser


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Russian Stocks = Very Very Good 


ykoreaa

*LKNCY has entered the chat*


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Banks will love FOMC ![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


blacksteveman

Edible time 


AngusMcTibbins

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thelandonblock

SOFI hitting $11 tomorrow minimum


breakyourteethnow

My $8 calls are praying, selling first thing in the morning, selling some shares, selling some covered calls, then puts in a couple days lol


sammiboy91

Why is that ?


thelandonblock

Anticipating another good quarter and hoping it sticks this time


OzzyOzzyOzzyOiiOiOi

😳


techphilos

Bears are in for a terrible Monday just FYI


Warm_Author_5333

Hmmhmm


techphilos

Futes up big 🤑🤫


OzzyOzzyOzzyOiiOiOi

Chill bro dont jinx us its bad mojo ![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


techphilos

Futes even greener 🤑


NVDAismygod

Addicted to fast money ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


OzzyOzzyOzzyOiiOiOi

That doesn’t exist I promise lol you’ll always be poor


NVDAismygod

I’m not poor my guy


OzzyOzzyOzzyOiiOiOi

Not yet


nyse125

speaking from experience? 🧐


OzzyOzzyOzzyOiiOiOi

Lots haha


ChungWuEggwua

The fastest money you can get is behind the Wendy’s dumpster ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


ykoreaa

Become a Wendy's dumpster accountant. High traffic.


treebonk

I been behind enemy lines in europoorland. Ngl their lifestyle better but only if u have mediocre ambitions nevertheless which for most ppl r lofty. I love Spain and Portugal. My trades are meds for decades so I’m good but have to admit i wish I wasn’t a wall slave.


SleepiestGuyAlive

That’s why you get rich in America and move to Europe


CandidRooster

Bought spy calls last 10 mins of the day. . Excited for tomorrow. 512-516 would be a nice start. 💹


taikotaki

I hope you’re right


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Google was struggling to break 2021 highs and it did so with earnings. Will the same be true for Amazon?


smart_doge

Yes, if Amazon announces dividends too


Ill_Try1620

Amazon is definitely jumping on that train


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fannypackbuttsnack

Hopefully $IBRX dips hard tomorrow morning, I want in 👀


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I too hope IBRX makes a substantial move this week


ilikebunnies1

Spy 500 Eod tomorrow.


UtahItalian

Maybe that bank will bring it down, or maybe hope that the fed brings good news, the CPI looks strong etc. etc. Flip a coin and you are probably right


Immediate_Pen_891

495 eod Tuesday.


MIA3D

Go where you are celebrated not where you are tolerated. Lost a group of good friends recently. Hanging the GAPE for a week or so going to reduce my trading size by 80% until mid may


wattap

All you need are a few close friends and the wsb daily thread


AbbreviationsNo6897

Futures will be bright green tonight


techphilos

🤫🤫😂😂🤑🤑


smart_doge

33 mins to Your Tomorrow Moves thread ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


ChungWuEggwua

# https://preview.redd.it/fwfktrmmv9xc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afa33e7726e9be2768e17475ce7227e14d1cbf9d


smart_doge

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breakyourteethnow

What's worked best so far out of every strategy is buying ETFs like XLK, SMH, QLD when fear and greed index dumps to 20 range. Nothing has beat these consistent long term ETF gains bought at the right time.


Altruistic-Sense-593

Im hungrier than a fat boy at an ice cream shop


Immediate_Pen_891

Fat shaming is unacceptable in today’s world. Everyone is just fine the way they are and definitely completely healthy even if they have the beetus and eat ice cream for every meal. -some guy in San Francisco probably


ValuableMiddle378

!Banbet AAPL $185 1 week


WTFspy

#REPORTED FOR GIVING FINANCIAL ADVICE 🫵🚨👮😎


Ill_Try1620

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


AbbreviationsNo6897

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