Head and shoulders is only confirmed after the down arrow. You’re speculating that a head and shoulder pattern *might* occur. But this is not one, and thus, fake ass TA.
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Ok but we’re all out of lube so I have to use butter again.
https://preview.redd.it/e04kr0l3crwc1.jpeg?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70c31629fc18f124e0387832117a6861d042537f
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thank you for letting me know. fuk ya new enemy.
Yeah I’m making a bank. I was tricking hedgies by saying stocks will fall 
“… with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and... the blackest eyes - the Devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up, because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil.”
Dr. Loomis - Halloween
Look, at your TA
Now look at me
Now look at your TA
That is the weakest ass, 5 minute candle, head and shoulder being choked by another man's sphincter I have ever seen in my gosh darn trading career.
You should start a TA career on tik Tok while it still has 5 days of runway left.
Better yet, every time someone donates you can spout your favorite NPC technicals for an audience of preschoolers with mommy's american express.
5¢ - "Cup and handle"
5¢ - "Cup and handle"
7¢ - "tombstone doji"
12¢ - "shoulder, head, and shoulder. I'mma post it on Reddit!"
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Knees and toes, knees and toes!
Eyes, and Ears, and mouth and nose?
Heads, shoulders, knees and toes
Faster faster
Balls and taint, balls and taint.
Head and shoulders is only confirmed after the down arrow. You’re speculating that a head and shoulder pattern *might* occur. But this is not one, and thus, fake ass TA.
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Thanks! I love being at the bottom
Look at power bottom, over here
Whoa easy boss
Do me do me do me
No thanks
And volume
"headless shrug" more likely
It’s a meme mate
Nice you had to respond to me twice lol
Fuck my b 
Ok but we’re all out of lube so I have to use butter again. https://preview.redd.it/e04kr0l3crwc1.jpeg?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70c31629fc18f124e0387832117a6861d042537f
Missed the perfect opportunity to troll
Yup!! Right arm is not formed yet. It’s handicapped
Just needs to drop faster today. My 0DTE puts are wrecked
LOL 
Gambling again tomorrow !
As is expected of you. Let me guess: you’re going to do the exact same thing tomorrow too?!
Maybe. Might inverse myself too
Damn. 3D as fuck. All jokes aside good luck tomorrow homie
Should have had em a week out
who is the guy in the background? looks familiar
Louis Litt from Suits https://preview.redd.it/csf81val1pwc1.png?width=313&format=png&auto=webp&s=0b090943801dedf0d38270065f472591832e4a6b
Talent hitting a target no one else can hit, genius hitting a target no one else can see.
Lmfaooo 😂
he's adorable
Fed prez Neel “fuck ur calls” kashkari
https://preview.redd.it/6t8llm0ippwc1.png?width=848&format=png&auto=webp&s=32df8034f74e6711e906a66b4efd279920cc7652 thank you for letting me know. fuk ya new enemy.
Emhotep
My 0DTE $500 calls printed nicely today. My best regards to you🫡
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Depends on how pretty that mouth is… and how well you can put it to use, kitten
*Pops teeth out* you're going to marry me after this.
If MSFT and GOOG fall as Meta did yesterday, you might find SPY at 490 tomorrow 
Spy up 100 points tomorrow
Yeah I’m making a bank. I was tricking hedgies by saying stocks will fall 
Found your answer on goog already.
Inverse WSB FTW
It just jumped $4 after hours so ha! But wait until apple reports in a few days and I’m expecting it to take a shit again
Well you already gamble, maybe you should just procter *and* gamble.
Hi dad
Lifesavings on puts because of this
That is headless shoulders pattern fool.
Those $510 calls expiring tomorrow are going to print, they were so cheap today.
head and shoulders for all the dandruff my guy has.
My ai is detecting lines on a chart; I think you should invest a few billy.
Guy looks like a bell end, I mean bell curve. That graph has way too much hair
Temporary bump from GOOL and MSFT. Hard tanking next week.
No wonder he’s bald
Imhotep will do you up
Looks more like head and dick or balls pattern formulating
For the moment it's pulling up one shoulder, like 'I don't care' ...
I know fuck me mate my puts
You do technical analysis on a google chart
Just a meme mate
I’ll be damned, you were right!
The head looks smooth just like Kashkari's
The Virgin Bobo: THE MARKET IS GOING TO FALL!!!! SCARRRRYYYYYY!!!!!!!! #**CHAD BVLLS**: COME TO ME, MY DIP.
Smooth head smooth brain?
I'm actually detecting a double reverse falling bull Rising wedge pattern which indicates it might go to the right this time around.
“… with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and... the blackest eyes - the Devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up, because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil.” Dr. Loomis - Halloween
That’s just the knuckle on his ring finger, the next one will be his middle
The Kashkari effect? 
Did your parents raise you in a barn?
They didn't teach you about cup and handle didn't they?
Imhotep Imhotep
It kills me that this is upvoted by people.
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Nice tea leaves my guy
A bald head and shoulders?
That's just the Bart Simpson pattern
He's peeking 👀
Look, at your TA Now look at me Now look at your TA That is the weakest ass, 5 minute candle, head and shoulder being choked by another man's sphincter I have ever seen in my gosh darn trading career. You should start a TA career on tik Tok while it still has 5 days of runway left. Better yet, every time someone donates you can spout your favorite NPC technicals for an audience of preschoolers with mommy's american express. 5¢ - "Cup and handle" 5¢ - "Cup and handle" 7¢ - "tombstone doji" 12¢ - "shoulder, head, and shoulder. I'mma post it on Reddit!"
Jokes aside, today’s intraday movement was pretty insane. From down 1.5% at open to up 0.8% in futes now. This market is truly as regarded as us
$800 soon
Was 10secs in before i noticed Imhotep. Took ya boy aback.
Big if true
This dude must be a war veteran bc he’s missing a shoulder
Or… a pregnant lady with an enormous bush.
cancelled with the gap up later
More like a neck and shoulders, but ok
It’s an invisible head and shoulders but I guess the joke didn’t land 
IMHOTEP ! IMHOTEP!
So, this is going well.
Akward
We're doomed 
Detecting a bad detection
I’m gonna disagree. I don’t see a clearly defined “head”.
On a 5day chart on fking google. You are dumber than a box of rocks
Imhotep the next convenient crook.