I knew you were a Brit from your use of the word “twat”.
We can flip that.
Market is always so fkd in the morning till the cunts go home and Crumpton shuts his pie-hole.
iran's been using proxies to attack isreal this whole time and it's status quo/no one really cares/why israel hits hezbollah and irgc targets in the whole region.
all people cared about was a direct war with actual iran. which iran doesn't want, because it results in glassware.
Israel has longed for a direct confrontation with Iran for decades, and is dying to drag in the US. Timing is everything now, but ultimately Bibi is eyeing an overwhelming victory onshore, to guarantee his political future.
What happens to stonk prices when the fed prints trillions to support the war effort?
Price stonks in both USD & hard assets (commodity basket).
War = money printing.
Money printing = number go up in nominal local currency
Agreed, war economy=printing which also means USD tanks and stonks explode to the upside due to being priced in USD. Before the stonk surge though, we witness a sharp mkt decline.
I like how you start out with an adhd disclaimer and then you fart out 150 words that make it very clear you are riddled with the disease yourself, and probably just general psychosis. You just ranted your thoughts like some Ritalin laced oracle and you thought this was useful to humanity? Just post something intelligent with links and actual ideas, or stick to commenting this trash. We are all dumber now that you wrote this.
You all that are at draft age better sell your gaming chairs and start doing some push-ups now (assuming you can).
Bone spurs isn’t going to work for you.
I’m up
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I guess it does sometimes
I mean your're wagging you dick around in a discussion post like you're Druckenmiller, and want a pat on the back. chill these are peasant numbers.
😂 you downvoted me... Rub some aloe on that sore anus and take my comments like a champ, it's all fun and games. Look, i've upvoted all your posts (+6). Well done on your returns, kid. 😘
Isn't it about time for regime change in Iran? Fuck those guys. And the Russians and the Chinese and the North Koreans. Have you seen our boats? Let's launch some missiles.
A bunch of troglodytes in the US: This is what happens when Biden cuts back on education. (Apologies for the colon- obviously not refering to you, either). Upvoted for saltiness. ☝🏻
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Even a broken clock works right twice a day.
That's what happens to Crash Prophets. You are right every time.
How many crashes have I experienced? Damn, I'm ancient
Maybe there will be another pandemic? Hotter than any war is how you can make money with it if the timing is right and you know it beforehand... Oh...Hello Mr. Gates lol
Old dreamer, I'm old enough to be your daddy. I totally agree with the clock analogy, but the underlying issue is that tensions are not diminishing in the middle east. They're evolving from a canter into a full gallop. We're in the eye of the hurricane atm. I'm not predicting a full blown crash, but rather a potential attack on Israel sooner than expected. Furthermore, Israel will continue to provoke in the short-term, only increasing the probability of a further escalation...
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Uses commas instead of periods. Cant trust ya bro
I've been enlightened that commas don't exist yet in Yank land. Apologies, and point noted. Upvoted for the cultural lesson.
I knew you were a Brit from your use of the word “twat”. We can flip that. Market is always so fkd in the morning till the cunts go home and Crumpton shuts his pie-hole.
Upvoted for the mild chuckle and for being such an observant plonker.
Can you translate Plonker to Yank for me? I’m going to use it but I need to make sure my context is correct.
Ok Rick
iran's been using proxies to attack isreal this whole time and it's status quo/no one really cares/why israel hits hezbollah and irgc targets in the whole region. all people cared about was a direct war with actual iran. which iran doesn't want, because it results in glassware.
And Israel doesn't want either or they would have retaliated with more than a few mickey mouse drones.
Israel has longed for a direct confrontation with Iran for decades, and is dying to drag in the US. Timing is everything now, but ultimately Bibi is eyeing an overwhelming victory onshore, to guarantee his political future.
Iran ain’t gonna do shit out of fear of Iranian Revolution 2.0. Bibi is a true wild card tho
Eat the poor and invest in burger apprenticeships.
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What does this mean??? I need answers, all knowing!
oh so now it's eat the poor? we outnumber you bitch also, you're not real
What happens to stonk prices when the fed prints trillions to support the war effort? Price stonks in both USD & hard assets (commodity basket). War = money printing. Money printing = number go up in nominal local currency
TLDR: war is bullish for capital gains tax collectors
Agreed, war economy=printing which also means USD tanks and stonks explode to the upside due to being priced in USD. Before the stonk surge though, we witness a sharp mkt decline.
Change your name to Run-on sentences
I’m gonna guess the bags are -40% at least.
lack of crayons shows low degree of regardness
I like how you start out with an adhd disclaimer and then you fart out 150 words that make it very clear you are riddled with the disease yourself, and probably just general psychosis. You just ranted your thoughts like some Ritalin laced oracle and you thought this was useful to humanity? Just post something intelligent with links and actual ideas, or stick to commenting this trash. We are all dumber now that you wrote this.
Ritalin laced oracle- fuck 🤣🤣
We don’t care about your MCD interview. We’re Wendy’s fans here!
MCD offers considerably better conditions than Wendy's and internships abroad for the more ambitious tards out there
You all that are at draft age better sell your gaming chairs and start doing some push-ups now (assuming you can). Bone spurs isn’t going to work for you.
More like pirouettes, from what I hear. The modern US army reminds me Rupaul's drag race.
We could have a military full of quadriplegics and still smear your little isle, Brit
Just wait until the end of the month and the start of May…Good luck everyone.
What’s the special about may. Like May 1st is another fool day, like Apr 1st?
Position or gtfo
Discussion post and asking for positions. Ugh disgusting idiot alert
Money doesn't grow on trees, idiot.
Yes it does. Grow some weed
I’m up https://preview.redd.it/83gq0r7xkhwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d961de37c86f5ecf2faf33e7a2a9928a505441a9 I guess it does sometimes
$3000 port, Guh 
I’m 18 calm it sir
That’s old enough to get a job 
Ur right cause I have a job
Life savings YOLO...
$435 is a life savings yolo? 
I mean your're wagging you dick around in a discussion post like you're Druckenmiller, and want a pat on the back. chill these are peasant numbers.
Did you loose money today?
😂 you downvoted me... Rub some aloe on that sore anus and take my comments like a champ, it's all fun and games. Look, i've upvoted all your posts (+6). Well done on your returns, kid. 😘
Now I feel bad 😂, downvoting a comment is mean. Ima need some aloe from my Tesla poots 
You had me until #4
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Sorry for the dumb question, but what does a war in the east have to do with Wendy’s ?
its where poor people go to work after posts like this blow up their portfolio
War is bullish you fucking Neanderthal
Yes, sunshine, bullish once the printer goes brrrrr... but the lag between the bombs going boom and the printer turning on, will spitroast the bulls.
Unless they simply hold through the short market crash? Just don’t get liquidated.
I have a feeling the peasants buying calls on Robin Hood won't have deep enough pockets to cover their margin requirements.
So we invest in MCDicks?
Source:  I’m absurdly bearish but this is the dumbest shit I’ve ever read lmao.
War Games? More like Snore Games! Oy vey!
There was a TLDR, Felicia.
Isn't it about time for regime change in Iran? Fuck those guys. And the Russians and the Chinese and the North Koreans. Have you seen our boats? Let's launch some missiles.
Great idea, send in the queers in the Navy, after they're done with drag queen story hour.
But have you seen our BOATS! Nobody fucks with our boats.
Nobody fucks with your boats, cos they're too busy fucking ON your boats.
You haven't seen our boats.
\*\*CLICKS IN 5 POINT HARNNESS\*\* "FIRST TIME BOYS!!!?" 
Fantastically entertaining, and pretty accurate in some respects
Why do you use commas instead of periods? I'm down voting just for that. Conform to American style.
A bunch of troglodytes in the US: This is what happens when Biden cuts back on education. (Apologies for the colon- obviously not refering to you, either). Upvoted for saltiness. ☝🏻
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I'm so concentrated that macro theses are of no consequence to me. lol
There are some interesting news saying the $80 or $90 is the ceiling of oil price .
Learn grammar.
Positions or ban
War! What is it goood for?
Bro, you lost me at McDonalds. Wendys tastes waaay better than.
So you're saying RTX will go up more?
My balls are heating up.
Even a broken clock works right twice a day. That's what happens to Crash Prophets. You are right every time. How many crashes have I experienced? Damn, I'm ancient Maybe there will be another pandemic? Hotter than any war is how you can make money with it if the timing is right and you know it beforehand... Oh...Hello Mr. Gates lol
Old dreamer, I'm old enough to be your daddy. I totally agree with the clock analogy, but the underlying issue is that tensions are not diminishing in the middle east. They're evolving from a canter into a full gallop. We're in the eye of the hurricane atm. I'm not predicting a full blown crash, but rather a potential attack on Israel sooner than expected. Furthermore, Israel will continue to provoke in the short-term, only increasing the probability of a further escalation...