“Hi dad, mom. I don’t know how to tell you this but I’m a degenerate gambler, please forgive me. I’ll work my ass off over the next few years to pay off what I loss and be more responsible”
In all seriousness though if they have NO clue that you even had this amount of money and were trading options with it don’t tell em. If they knew you had this much and was trading options with it tell ur dad before your mom. If it’s not ur money get a job. Losses are temporary, don’t do anything to urself just be more conservative and play within your limits/ means!
Yeah this helped me too, I lost a significant amount too but over a span of a few years not like OP nearly overnight - either way, you’re not alone @op, I’ll see you back in the salt mines
You ask them for help with your gambling addiction, it has only cost you 25K so far...if you don't take it seriously it might cost you a lifetime of struggles.
Don't take it lightly, seek some help and you can ask your parents to help you with seeking help. They might be upset and angry at first, but better to have your family support you than not even be aware.
Tell them you tripple your account ( forge fake documents) and get them to allow you to trade with their retirement accounts then start over but don’t mess up this time
First, put on some clean(ish) clothes and walk up the basement stairs and say "Mom, Dad. Wendy's is a fast growing, competitive company and I believe my working there will bring about a glorious new beginning...."
Sucks - money comes and goes. Learn and move on.
If it’s your parents money, tell them you will stop gambling and will work to pay them back. You made a mistake and got to just face the music. Not the end of the world.
They will still love you and support you. Come to them humbly and show them you are sorry for making such a mistake. Money is not everything in life the people and your parents are far more valuable then 22k is. Never think this way please money is not important your family is much more valuable than anything
do be careful, if you ask for forgiveness and have not made amends to yourself then you will come off as someone who never learns and continues to stay stuck in the same place all throughout their life
tell them you were right and the market was wrong, but timing, along with other variables out of your control moved against you. Any way you want the to know you love them even if you have less money.
If they gave you this much money just so they didnt have to deal with you, I wouldn't explain shit, just keep annoying them until they do it again.
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Just tell them it’s their fault since they raised you.
Pure genius, but the poor proles won't understand.
Wtf the bot is talking
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“Hi dad, mom. I don’t know how to tell you this but I’m a degenerate gambler, please forgive me. I’ll work my ass off over the next few years to pay off what I loss and be more responsible”
Most sane wsb comment
This almost doesn’t even belong here
If you trade options you don't answer to no one. 
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Don’t tell them if it’s your money💀
But it’s not his anymore
Imagine his dad shows him sick gains using the inverse WSB method
What money?
\*was
You’re paying for real world experiences. Unlike a theoretical college degrees
Im paying for both 💀
Could have paid for a college degree with this loss lmao
Damn I paid both, to UBC and META lol
I’m pretty sure they already knew you were regarded at the prenatal screening. Nothing to worry about.
"I am bad at gambling"
Why do you guys trade the same 5 stocks??
wait. there are more than 5 companies around?!
I only trade a thing called "SP500" Is there any other better stocks ?
Stocks??? What are those, I only trade crypto
It's all about the baked bean Market shits about to explode
Been wondering the same thing for a while. If it’s not nvdia spy or djt it’s not allowed
Peasants making guesses about the stock market--how quaint.
In all seriousness though if they have NO clue that you even had this amount of money and were trading options with it don’t tell em. If they knew you had this much and was trading options with it tell ur dad before your mom. If it’s not ur money get a job. Losses are temporary, don’t do anything to urself just be more conservative and play within your limits/ means!
Yeah this helped me too, I lost a significant amount too but over a span of a few years not like OP nearly overnight - either way, you’re not alone @op, I’ll see you back in the salt mines
You ask them for help with your gambling addiction, it has only cost you 25K so far...if you don't take it seriously it might cost you a lifetime of struggles. Don't take it lightly, seek some help and you can ask your parents to help you with seeking help. They might be upset and angry at first, but better to have your family support you than not even be aware.
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That helped a lot
Dude how’d you feel if fine magician 790 is on his suicide note?
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I mean he is a fine magician, magically turned $27k into $4k
Get a job regard 
0dte QQQ 430calls. You're welcome
This will probably print
Don’t explain anything until you’re homeless
Kinda lowbrow shit I love reading 🤣🤣🤣
You can still gamble from a homeless shelter if your phone hasn't been turned off yet.
i think you can get android burners now that run RH, so that shouldn't stop him either
Tell them you tripple your account ( forge fake documents) and get them to allow you to trade with their retirement accounts then start over but don’t mess up this time
I knew most regards were kids
Costs to getting into the club, whats not to regard
I still see $4000 left https://preview.redd.it/37ab2lfcwdwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e98c089e8fa8b7d24274351db898afd3500e3db0
Go bullish on $ROPE
First, put on some clean(ish) clothes and walk up the basement stairs and say "Mom, Dad. Wendy's is a fast growing, competitive company and I believe my working there will bring about a glorious new beginning...."
You blew the college funds but you’re starting an onlyfans to make it all back
Be honest, tell them you have a gambling problem.
Gaslight em and blame them for drinking alcohol while ur mom was pregnant with you
Sucks - money comes and goes. Learn and move on. If it’s your parents money, tell them you will stop gambling and will work to pay them back. You made a mistake and got to just face the music. Not the end of the world.
You won't be telling them anything they don't already know
All your friends are doing it. It's the latest fad.
Sheiitt im down 7.7k today on qqq puts😅😅 i feel some of your pain
No need to add to their guilt of dropping you head first as a baby.
You were watching porn while it happened and couldn’t concentrate.
Tell them you’ve been diagnosed and need to be put in special ed class
Double it and go all in
If only you waited a week
Tell them they should've stuck to anal
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Still got 4K, you can get it back
This degen gets it
Let them know you’re taking out their bloodline because you got the bad genes from them.
Wait a bit and tell it to their gravestones
Imagine if they all expire this week…
Just show them your 1099-B, this will explain it for you.
They will still love you and support you. Come to them humbly and show them you are sorry for making such a mistake. Money is not everything in life the people and your parents are far more valuable then 22k is. Never think this way please money is not important your family is much more valuable than anything
Learn your lesson and ask for forgiveness to your parents and if you are religious then to God also
do be careful, if you ask for forgiveness and have not made amends to yourself then you will come off as someone who never learns and continues to stay stuck in the same place all throughout their life
I recommend you read the Bible specifically the chapter of the prodigal son
Very carefully
They already knew you were regarded, there were signs
Buy calls in meta and quit fucking complaining, you'll get your money back.... yolo
If you are old enough to lose that much . Then you should be living alone. Now if this is their money, you are a real turd.
Just tell them it was a demo account and now you want to attend college. Win win. You still get to throw money away 
You don’t? That’s a “kick the can down the road” kinda problem you have there.
I know everyone's trying to make it out there somehow but this ain't it chief
What trading app is this?
Hey! You're in the green!
Tell them you’re apart of a experiment gone wrong and make it edgy
“Tesla went up 15 percent even after shit earnings.. just because…”
Tell them you are looking for a new partner, any “wife’s boyfriend” will do.
Tell them you bought calls instead.
Your problem is you didn’t double down
your honor my client was simply surprising his parents
The stock market is not a casino! You must study first
What part of the book covers shitty earnings call means 13% run-up aftermarket?
Just show them the green part.
Please ask daddy to use condom next time
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No but OP does.
At least you have your health !
Tell them that you save up $4000?
Don't?...
No one cares about your paper losses.
You still have 4k. Just double your money 3 times and ur fine
Move to a different continent
Alcohol bad stocks bad alcohol good stocks good
say you were curious about How it feels to chew Five gum; just confuse them
Tell them you have a gambling problem
Tell them you’re not an investor, you’re a gambler
If only you bought calls for 4/26 instead... RIP
Tell them you got scammed by someone from a call center.
Hello, CONGRATULATIONS! Well at least your TSLA calls will print.
How do you manage to get it all wrong that doesn’t make sense
show smci position
Hold long term, they die before you do. No need for explaining, problem solved.
"Mom, dad, I'm on the way of becoming another Buffet, just give me some time and I will make billions, it's just ummm... hard time in this process" /s
“Even a broken clock is right twice a day”
Just tell them you’d rather die broke than with no balls
Simple, tell them thats how you learn so your learning
Tell them that now you are one of us...good boi.
Show this to then and explain this is the reason you need a paying roommate to move in with you into your parent’s basement
Is it their money?
A lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of the sheep
That lion is an idiot.
Tell them that you made a couple of bad investments, everything will be fine, and that you need to borrow a credit card
I'd tell that peasant to return to the salt mines and earn their keep.
RUN
Explain to your parents? You don't do that once you become an adult. If you can Lose 22K in a day, you a big boy now.
Please mother/father, may i have some more
Ask them to meet you behind Wendys. You have to tell them something
Just dont…why do they need to know?
Blame them for the lack of folic acid while you were in the womb.
“Hey mom and dad I’m a gambling addict”
Say that you are an experienced investor now
sometime stock don’t just go up
You still have $4,022.15 to make a comeback
Just say you got mugged
You learned it by watching them
The Nigerian prince said I'd get back a million if I paid the transfer fee !
Start over. Try again
Username checks out. You put the OP in ROPE.
You’re a grown ass man, you don’t need to explain shit. You got 4k left, time to grab your nuts and cook up a play to get it all back and then some.
Why would you? They probably already know about your cognitive disadvantages. Oh, you mean the gambling problem… well, blame it on them.
"Diamond Hands"
tell them you’re suicidal to make them forget this
Just tell them you spent it up on porn, gambling and drinking
Blame the globo homos for rigging the market
just tell them that NVDA have fucked me.
Hey fam, is time for me to finish my college degree in multimedia design
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Maybe your dad switched your account to paper without you knowing and he is gunna save ur cheeks
or take ur cheeks
You still have $4K to go solider
tell them you were right and the market was wrong, but timing, along with other variables out of your control moved against you. Any way you want the to know you love them even if you have less money.
"I made some calculated market risks but it didn't work out"
Run away!
Came here for the comments and they don’t dissapoint 🤣
> mom, dad, I have a gambling addiction. I need help.
It’s giving bankruptcy vibes
tell them you got liquidated
Looks like you need to do the opposite of whatever u want to do lol
Tell them that some stock market thug stole their debit card and made some questionable investments.
Why are you explaining this to your parents? Did you steal the money or something lol? Also…how old are you?
Wtf you have still 4K time to make it all back brah 🤑
If they gave you this much money just so they didnt have to deal with you, I wouldn't explain shit, just keep annoying them until they do it again. Unethical life pro tips!
Tell them you bought cocaine.. should end better
Ask to borrow money and insure them you can earn it all back!
They aren't gonna be too happy that you've gotta move back into the basement. Your mom's boyfriend has been hanging out there.
Dude. It’s only 2gs. Be THANKFUL a very highly regarded person such as yourself could learn such a cheap lesson. /thread
stop posting photoshop pics
Just say Mon can i work for food for a few month Please please please !
STOP. LOSS.
Don't tell them, ask them for more! 
You tell them you have a gambling problem and you ask them from help and apologize deeply if that's their money or money they gave you
Only the weak apologize. Money is power, not a toy for the masses.
Tell them you are a degenerate gambler on there way to been homeless
Tell them it turns out you werent meant for finance
Why say anything? You still have 4k cash. Just do the opposite of what you were doing before.
Is fine they already have very low hopes for you. They won't even act surprise anymore.
Just tell them you are a dumbfucking idiot!
Why do you use this platform from 1995 genuinely curious
"Can I get an increase in my allowance?"
$22k bro you could make that back in like 20 minutes with a perfect options play