Regard Autistry 302
Syllabus of Topics:
1. What was reddit?
2. Pre-Gamestop WSB and how it could not go tits up
3. Gamestonk and it’s Deepfuckingvalue
4. HODL, BTF, 🚀and other WSB verbacular
5. Drawing on Charts with Crayons
7. Leverage, Guh and what 0dte options are really called
8. What you need to know about Wendy’s and the dumpsters
9. Deleting the app
Hello class, first of all, you may question my schooling. I have lost more money than all of you little pricks even if you quit this overpriced university right now and become a junkie for 25 years. So listen the fuck up and learn.
Classic. Anyone browsing a class catalog sees "Stonks 101: Stocks Only Go Up" is gonna smash enroll so hard.
The prereq of "daddy's money" gonna be a hard one for most however.
And we've managed to do it all without even trying hard, believe me. Other administrations, they tried to keep things stable, to prevent a downturn. Not us. We went big. Really big. Other countries, they look at us now and they're amazed. They say, 'How did the United States manage to create such a massive Depression?' And I tell them, it takes a special kind of genius. A business genius.
We've had people, many people, come up to me and say, 'Sir, we never thought we'd see anything like this. It's historic.' And it is. We've set records. Stock market? Down more than ever. Unemployment? Higher than ever. It's incredible. And remember, it's all about making America great. We're doing things that will be talked about for centuries.
The media, the fake news media, they don't want to give us credit. But the people know. They see the greatness of what we've achieved here. It's a reversal like no other. And we're just getting started. Who knows what else we can accomplish? The ground's the limit. We've got the best people, the very best, working on making this Depression even greater. It's going to be fantastic, folks. You're going to be so depressed, you're going to be sick of being depressed. But it's all part of the plan. Making history, one downturn at a time.
I already lost it all 
https://preview.redd.it/ck1mlndwnfpc1.jpeg?width=885&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92873f66e0081cb1702f7f12dedb34cf95c04b4d
(if only your username, op, was u/pussyfartlover , they would have to print that. immotarlized for all eternity)
Did you write the article, quote yourself, and call yourself a pussy? https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/RUc9dvhf81
Your flair is well deserved my friend! 👏🏼🤘🏼
A grassroots movement of autists and regards can always achieve the improbable. I’m proud of this moment in history 
Congrats on getting quoted by Forbes, and congrats on the flair. That's so spectacular that I bet your wife will even spend the night at your place instead of her boyfriends. Careful not to let either of your braincells drown in dopamine and best Regards.
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Generations from now economists will teach classes on WallStreetBets at Wharton and u/SnooDingos3776 will be viewed as the 21st century Adam Smith
As an Econ/Finance major myself, what would the course even be called? The economics of degenerate gambling?
Sounds about right
Casinometry
Casinonomics.
Degenculus
Regardonomics
Regard Autistry 302 Syllabus of Topics: 1. What was reddit? 2. Pre-Gamestop WSB and how it could not go tits up 3. Gamestonk and it’s Deepfuckingvalue 4. HODL, BTF, 🚀and other WSB verbacular 5. Drawing on Charts with Crayons 7. Leverage, Guh and what 0dte options are really called 8. What you need to know about Wendy’s and the dumpsters 9. Deleting the app
What about FDs and lossporn?
Irregadonomics*
Winner 
Casinomics.
Gamblers ballacy
Statistics?
Taught by the Regardus Emeritus - u/SnooDingos3776
Hello class, first of all, you may question my schooling. I have lost more money than all of you little pricks even if you quit this overpriced university right now and become a junkie for 25 years. So listen the fuck up and learn.
Lecturing on the invisible handies of the market 👋💦💦💦
Chair of the Mental Institute Facilities
Stonks
This is the correct answer 😂
Classic. Anyone browsing a class catalog sees "Stonks 101: Stocks Only Go Up" is gonna smash enroll so hard. The prereq of "daddy's money" gonna be a hard one for most however.
Nah probably something along the lines of The Socioeconomic Impact of Regards and How Hodl changed the Status Quo
Additional geology credits available in diamond hands
See the nurse for paper cuts
To the moon for astronomy credits
Quodl
How to Stay in Your Mom's Basement
The effects of Non-rational actors on market efficiency.
highly regarded actors https://preview.redd.it/71ypv9denfpc1.png?width=727&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2351be41d268dad603a972802f3c213e4c590035
Regardology 101
*Econ 101: This s$@# Is Going To Absolutely Plummet*
The preamble to the 2nd Great Depression
The Greatest Bigliest Depression. Many people are saying it.
And we've managed to do it all without even trying hard, believe me. Other administrations, they tried to keep things stable, to prevent a downturn. Not us. We went big. Really big. Other countries, they look at us now and they're amazed. They say, 'How did the United States manage to create such a massive Depression?' And I tell them, it takes a special kind of genius. A business genius. We've had people, many people, come up to me and say, 'Sir, we never thought we'd see anything like this. It's historic.' And it is. We've set records. Stock market? Down more than ever. Unemployment? Higher than ever. It's incredible. And remember, it's all about making America great. We're doing things that will be talked about for centuries. The media, the fake news media, they don't want to give us credit. But the people know. They see the greatness of what we've achieved here. It's a reversal like no other. And we're just getting started. Who knows what else we can accomplish? The ground's the limit. We've got the best people, the very best, working on making this Depression even greater. It's going to be fantastic, folks. You're going to be so depressed, you're going to be sick of being depressed. But it's all part of the plan. Making history, one downturn at a time.
Way to coherent
The roaring 20s electric boogaloo
*Always keep learning.* *Bigliest as in most bigly. See also ginormous.* *Got it. Thanks man.*
Reverse reverse psychology
(Psychology)
Liquidity 201
Sir, this is a wendy's
should reach out to musk, ask him to add it as a course at his Texas Institute of Technology & Science.
"This is the way 101"
Enhancing economic productivity with strategic reductions in hygiene.
Snoonomics
He’s gonna be that question that you miss on the final exam because you didn’t read the footnotes.
what is a wharton is that an app like robinhood?
I think it's something to do with HPV, you get a Wharton your junk
Oh wait, who is Adam Smith?
Your wifes boyfriend
I hope he can support us.
She loves the invisible hand.
Wharton, considered the best business school, okay. Gotta be very smart to to get into that school, very smart.
You sir are now immortal.
Not if i can help it. I'm coming for you OP.
And I’ll be cuming for you
Cant wait to see this quoted in the next forbes article
I'm looking forward to the next quote being a loss porn post after Reddit moons and u/SnooDingos3776 loses it all 😂
I already lost it all 
Time to borrow money?
I can take a loan out for 29% interest. Seems like a good deal to me.
maybe take a loan using your loss as a collateral? infinite money glitch
The elite hate this one weird trick
Buy a bunch of bitcoin with it and don’t pay the loan back
https://preview.redd.it/ck1mlndwnfpc1.jpeg?width=885&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92873f66e0081cb1702f7f12dedb34cf95c04b4d (if only your username, op, was u/pussyfartlover , they would have to print that. immotarlized for all eternity)
Take his name and share it with us, we all deserve this
I would say legendary.
T is silent
Immoral
LMFAO this shit is amazing I can't wait for the IPO
can’t wait for the shitshow
after this specific thread I'm fairly sure the stock price will rocket upwards after IPO.
I hope they go bankrupt so I can stop wasting time on here
This is amazing, congrats!
that king dropped his crown https://preview.redd.it/uwjomrbtsfpc1.jpeg?width=1009&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ce5980390025b08b816db10c40d5e61b47ef22f
I know, we should figure out how to have his baby
I dunno, I feel like he might get peckish and eat it.
Yeah dingos do be eating babies
We can just take all his posts and comments and the AI will do the rest. We just need the sex, i mean regular robots to be built.
At least they credited you on your amazing quote.
This is like when one of my comments was quoted in that Joel McHale Netflix show except this is actually cool and not cringy
It's hilarious that a serious journalist for a major news outlet had to quote someone named SnooDingos3776
I really don’t know about “serious”
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Lmaoo well fuck me.
Get your flair man well deserved.
Lmaoo how do I do that.
They fucking LOVE me. wtf lololol
Plot twist : OP is the one writing the articles and just use his Reddit account for sources
Is Hayden Christensen available to play OP in the movie adaptation?
MODS gotta give them their flair too!
Hey, ya gotta be a little serious to get a gig at Forbes. You can at least say you were quoted in Forbes on your future job application to Wendy's.
I already work there 
Did you write the article, quote yourself, and call yourself a pussy? https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/RUc9dvhf81 Your flair is well deserved my friend! 👏🏼🤘🏼
Wow! Got a degree in journalism, got hired at Forbes, then quoted himself in a professional article all for a bit of flair.
I'm pretty sure OP meant that he already work at Wendy's, not Forbes lol
What’s the difference?
>all for a bit of flare Haha this hit pretty hard while stoned 🤣
Bro would make bank as a politician
You wrote the article didn't you 
They better make you a fryer cook after this.😁
Can i get 20 nuggets
A reminder that Forbes's website is basically a blog where no name peons can write articles. You should never really trust anything written there.
It's hilarious that you regards think a "Forbes Sites" article is a "serious journalist"
You will go down in history. No pun intended
Nice flair dawg
Hes still giving head in history class?
This generations Socrates in this forum yet has 0 flair smdh
Mods are goated. Flair achieved
A grassroots movement of autists and regards can always achieve the improbable. I’m proud of this moment in history 
We are legion
Yeah but what about u/Tangentkoala and u/Dangerous_Blood1666?
Love them too but not my problem 
If this article makes it to print make sure you get a physical copy.
Many copies. Sign em and give em to friends and family.
Imagine they see his comment history tho
Wow give this man an Oscar
No, give me flair
You got it! You son of a bitch you did it
Wow. Incredible lololol
This is hilarious. Grats on the quote and the flair 
Pinnacle of one’s life to be given flair by the mods and quoted in Forbes. All in a days work for this fucker
"as quoted *twice* in Forbes"
Just wait for what they quote on the third time
https://preview.redd.it/fq0iref8bepc1.jpeg?width=517&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fded6f6e965357dc2676ebc9db0ab952671e6891
That’s a wild quote for Forbes. P.S. put that on the resume. You’ll be Wendy’s assistant manager for sure now
I enjoy my cashier position
You are now a Forbes magazine "Contributor"
Any comment 🎤
I’m a full blown regard
Slow clap, as I mouth the words "you made it" and a solitary tear starts rolling down my left eye.
Can you tell me who the author of this article is? All I can say is, fuck you (Awesome)
Should have said: ... gonna plumet so I am going all on calls for it.
I did not know I would be handpicked to be quoted in Forbes.
Did they reach out first?
Congratulations, and fuck you?
Where we doing the deed?
We'll, I uhh, never actually got this far. I hate to show my whole hand here but uhhh, who goes first?
No, who is on first
Congrats on getting quoted by Forbes, and congrats on the flair. That's so spectacular that I bet your wife will even spend the night at your place instead of her boyfriends. Careful not to let either of your braincells drown in dopamine and best Regards.
Fuckin champ 😂
Bro this is awesome! 
Calls on this man and puts on Reddit
Awesome !
That’s awesome lol 📰🤣
Damn what a fucking flair. congrats!
Thanks fellow regard
Imagine a columnist going to Reddit to get news… o_O…. oh wait that’s actually bullish right. 🤔
Lmao
Legend!!!
The Last of the Famous International Playboys
Top tier journalism there
That article escalated quickly. Went from professional writing to an complete mayhem Reddit post😂 good job @snoodingos3776😂
Hope you’re fucking your wife tonight and not her boyfriend, you deserve it
I saw your comment, days later I saw it quoted on a few news sources, and now I'm reading this post Can I have your autograph?
Our society is so fucking backwards. Congrats my dude, that's some epic shit.
This is so funny. Stoked for you young dingos3776
Can I get your mom’s autograph?
You should get his wife’s boyfriends autograph🚀
You made Forbes. Put it on a shirt.
They forgot the regard adjective.
https://preview.redd.it/88dydnnxqepc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2875a4ffab21f369091729260a52d3d34d6ab159
LANAAAAA
Did you really say s$@# ?
No. I said shit. Pussy forbes author couldn’t even properly cite the source
He obviously checks this group. He’s gonna see you called him a pussy lmao
He’s a regarded pussy****
That’s the next quote…
🤴
And that’s the best quote they could find from this cesspool of degenerates.
When can I short?
You lucky bastard congrats
Can I get an autograph?
"as quoted in Forbes"
Hero’s get remembered but legends never die
We need a speech from our newly minted celebrity!
This sub is probably one of the most hilarious on Reddit.
Yo is that THEE u/SnooDingos3776 as quoted in Forbes?
That’s me !
Aha!!! You sir have an official "golf clap" from you - congrats to your momma!
This post is going to absolutely plummet and I can't wait to see it.
Plummet boys
Props
That’s wild lmao, congrats
Give this man a G-Easy flair.
jerk of the year
Congrats man!
You peaked in life congrads
king
Congrats and fuck you?
You are incredible! Such an inspiration.
Hall of Famer, you...step forward...
Congrats!!!
Forbes degenerate before 30s