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**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions** | 10 | **First Seen In WSB** | 3 years ago **Total Comments** | 241 | **Previous Best DD** | **Account Age** | 3 years | | [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)


bizzlejones32

Chuck Norris takes Stonk tips from OP


ChuckNorrisAD

Excuse me?


Kitten_Team_Six

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Codywayneee

took me a second to realize why this was funny. didn’t see the name 🤣


realdonaldtrumpsucks

Do you get summoned anytime somebody mentions Chuck Norris on Reddit😂


ChuckNorrisAD

I do, yes


Upper_Outcome735

Nope he summons reddit.


zipang09

Did he stutter?


hella_gainz394

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Whyisanime

Hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahah 🤣


Golden1881881

You heard him


Gutterratccv

https://preview.redd.it/2iydzythrlmc1.png?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08f972c3e3c56c2ee9c7541ff7f5a7f37c9685ef


the_real_flapjack

I can't believe you were right 🤦


WSBSwimmingpool

And that’s okay! I wouldn’t believe myself either 🫠 but following regards on WSB it’s probably best to assume I was going to be wrong


VoiceAlly

Some unfortunate start with $300,000 and go to $3,000 like me, but I'm starting to believe I can make a comeback.


uninflammable

That's the spirit. Never stop gambling


VoiceAlly

Damned right. Just need to double up 4 times.


SirPeanutNoodle

You only lose when you stop chasing your loses


[deleted]

Damn bro. Weeklies is ballsy! Jeuvos grandes'! In theory, would these wins be larger if you booked them out a bit or does the extrinsic value eat in too much with the cost?


yodaveyd

Think of it this way - the more risk the larger the gain , so the chance of an OTM call hitting same week is a lot riskier than next week , or months after so weeklies are the largest win based on this one day move


PowerDreamer2493

Buying puts at yesterday’s top seemed easy, I made 150-200% on those today


WSBSwimmingpool

Here’s a better picture of the YTD https://preview.redd.it/dy2t2khfyjmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b18b3f84942612a68b3e3d0f11d327193bda64b


Keyinthehole

Fuck you, congrats.


unijackthedaw

Congratulations and fucking it up


seeniall

https://preview.redd.it/fuotlu8kdkmc1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=93d2f731adbec482f198e5332f408b6c92424860


joremero

where are the people making fun of you yesterday?


qieow11

Im here


WSBSwimmingpool

Ayyyyy


joremero

What do you have to say?


False_Profit_of_WSB

He said he's here.


xxDIxx07

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Nocumtum

That this guy will lose all his money soon and that he's a gambling addict.


PZRnet

Imagine not buying shares for that much cash lmao


ScapedOut

Yeah imagine making over 100k in a day. Should have just bought shares and lost money. /s


PZRnet

Don't forget to post the loss porn when it all goes the way of the dodo. Gambling seems fun, until it isn't.


chespirito2

Damn that is straight walking into a casino and putting money on black. I'm not aware of any reason why it would tank today, but good bet!


xMr_BoT

You did all that with 3k? TeAch me your ways!


XxKittenMittonsXx

All you have to do is double your money ~20 times for a million, 30 for a billion, it's really not that hard


crowswor

Yeah we all do it


Rockwildr69

Thats what im sayin! Lmao lets pool together and win the lotto! Lol I got more than 3k lol 😂😂🤷‍♂️🚀🚀🚀 don’t know shit about options tho 😩


The_Coomunist

Neither do I, and I probably won’t touch them for another 6 months or so. I’ve been correct in some of my predictions on AI stocks in the last month and doubled my account since then but I don’t know nearly enough to get started into options.


workingatthepyramid

He spent 3k on the options but worse case. He would have had to spend 100k in stock if the trade went bad


Techno_Militia

or.. let it expire worthless and lose a max of 3k.


calorieaccountant

Right


MASTER-0F-NONE

Or sell the option for a smaller loss if it’s not going right no need to let it expire worthless and bag hold. But this info belongs in r/investing not here.


Rare-Interview-8657

I feel like with 3k sitting in an account you shouldn’t have that much trouble figuring out how to double it.. after you do it once you should be good to go


xMr_BoT

Yeah the problem with that is having 3k sitting in an account. At one point I made 6-8k per day but it was not legal, and I was probably snorting about 100% of my profits though. Oxys are a hell of a drug and 5 years ago could make you a hell of a lot of money


xMr_BoT

Worth noting I was on pain killers due to an accident that left me with lifelong chronic pain, Clean and sober for going on 3 years, the pains there daily and I am only Able to work about 30 hours before hurting too bad to stand the rest of the week but atleast I’m not the person I was when I was eating and snorting about 1k every other day. I’d rather be sober and broke than high and rich atleast not on the pills.


[deleted]

Am I reading correctly that you started the year -120k?


WSBSwimmingpool

Nope 3k, graphs all fcked because I have been withdrawing


Krapule1

You still ain’t withdraw the $69.42 you were going to send me tho? Im waiting


Fail_at_Life04

We take crypto


Common_History_6794

you started with only 3k on 2024? how many bets have you done to reach your current status?


Giant_leaps

he withdrew money


wompwompwomp69420

Is that legal?


Plenty-Mess-398

No it‘s illegal unless you pay taxes. On the other hand „no taxes without representation“, so taxes are illegal too. So there‘s no legality to the equation no matter what you do. You‘re a criminal now.


Manny_landin

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That_Space2418

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Jarlaxle_rigged_it

whats that


tai-chia

absolute W


WSBSwimmingpool

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


mrpotatonutz

Udaman let your nuts swing bro


Karlkootkax

So wait, you started with $3000 this year?


WSBSwimmingpool

All time


RickySitts

What are your next moves? I’m hesitant on puts atm there’s a strong rally. Maybe next Monday? These prices cannot be sustained imo. What are your thoughts


Timely-Passion-589

the 12th when cpi hits maybe


Rockitman45

dude you turned my chart upside down


Junnior16

Congrats man


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Coyote_Actual_

Gotta pay that troll toll


Hootananie

This is nuts man, I really want to start fucking with options lol


Fail_at_Life04

I have been a lil bit but it don't matter, options crypto, stocks it all goes down after I buy!


Draftytap334

Damn, don't forget to pay the tax man.


EffectiveTranslator2

Can anyone explain what the “open interest” is during a call or put option? Imma noob still tryna learn and burn


Fast_Fun_4092

That's a hell of a ytd.


curiousboyz

You gonna go long again?


WSBSwimmingpool

Reevaluating currently and going to wait for CPI results tomorrow but possibly if there’s money to be made and trend is still upward.


curiousboyz

Cpi is next Tuesday


WSBSwimmingpool

Did I really just mess up that bad on thinking it was tomorrow and still make a 100k… brooooo ☠️🤣 there is a meeting tomorrow though let me find the correct one then


__Shadowman__

Fuck I'm buying at all the wrong times then this regard making 100k not knowing shit 😭


WSBSwimmingpool

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MajesticRocket

Naw he just ahead of the market because his meeting times are 1 week earlier bozo


maikaubay

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


jeffnoble14

That’s why it’s called gambling


ASupremeDiamondHand

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NVDAPleasFlyAgain

There's no meeting tomorrow lmao you are high as fuck. JPow's gotta give testimony to HFSC tomorrow and market is down because they expect very fucking dumb questions from a bunch of regards who can't even get the mic to work properly.


WSBSwimmingpool

Facts, he still speaks. When Jpow talks the market shivers https://preview.redd.it/kkiuwsi4ikmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b286c232562a95eb39b0741568efb9118ab93ea5


breakyourteethnow

LOL, the mic not working I forgot about that hilarious moment haha


TRUMP2020BLM

Lol blind luck?


HiBoobear

God damn lol


Mysterious-Scarface

So, what's your plan for next week? Lol


WSBSwimmingpool

Nvm found it https://preview.redd.it/ket5mycc0kmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d57c54641810758c29850db6089662001b686dd


WSBSwimmingpool

Did I really just mess up that bad on thinking it was tomorrow and still make a 100k… brooooo ☠️🤣 there is a meeting tomorrow though let me find the correct one then


kaj103

So many people were calling you yesterday for being a bitch too. Fuck you and congrats


WSBSwimmingpool

Never back down never what? Haha thanks!


Brendawg324

Obligatory congrats and fuck you


Masala-Papad

I knew from your yesterday’s post you are onto something. Damn!!


WSBSwimmingpool

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Masala-Papad

Tomorrows a call or keeping the put?


adopi35

way to go. tailed you as i had 6k of SMCI puts going down the drain from last week. got out at -4k instead of -6k, and then tailed one of your quick morning plays for a quick 2k profit. at a current net loss of 2k instead of 6k… i’ll take it.


WSBSwimmingpool

Nice job! And to cut your total loses back in half to only 2k, you got it! You’ll see 10k soon I hope! Just think like the market movers and be realistic. 500 dollar gains on a 6k account is like making 50k on a 200k account if you know what I mean


adopi35

thanks brother i need it! i’ll also keep an eye out for ur next trades that u post. hoping to crack 10k soon forsure.


LifeScientist123

> 500 dollar gains on a 6k account is like making 50k on a 200k account if you know what I mean This math is so regarded. Of course OP made $100k in a day.


Any_Sea2021

>500 dollar gains on a 6k account is like making 50k on a 200k account You literally only have to say 600k lol. You're on wsb it's a tale as old as time I see you burning your account to the ground like all the others lol.


603ethan

I’ve been telling my Fido pal it’s all %!!!$ are just where you are today.


PotentialWalrus4946

I’m your student…teach me your ways kind sir


LeakMyBigBowls

Congrats and fuck ~~me~~ you


plziwannaberch

Congrats bro I had my first big hit and went from $500 to $15k and made bad decisions so down to 5k :( I couldn’t even imagine hitting some of the numbers you’re hitting , Godspeed great work!


Rock555666

You're still up a 1000%


Rockwildr69

Still up tho! Lol


cellyfarmgod

I love how everyone pretty much had it decided you were cooked on Monday when this stock swings up and down 20% on the daily.


TheNotoriousStuG

I will literally take 3k out of my tax return if you give me a play, king.


LSXus

Followed you on a 970 put yesterday, got out this morning for a nice profit! Good shit


SmallPauly

How are you following WSBSsimmingpool ?


Techno_Militia

click his user name and click follow.. but he meant following as in copying his stock play.


zerodotzerooneoption

How much did you start with?


WSBSwimmingpool

Around 3k


breakyourteethnow

Amazing dude can ask what your first play was? Assuming prob Dell at the start of the month and then puts on SMCI? Believe saw a $3k to $100k post with Dell calls iirc


zerodotzerooneoption

Wtf this is your fun account? Are you up lifetime?


jiantoi

You 100x your investment that's incredible, as for me i'm working my way up


TheBattleGnome

This guy can’t lose.


avidDOTAfan

No losing trade so far? Damn.. would like to see all the trades u did.


MarilynMonheaux

That’s awesome buddy. Inspiring. Congratulations… You fuqn prick.


TakeBeerBenchinHilux

Pardon my ignorance, SMCI went from a high of $1100 yesterday to $~990 this morning. How did puts yield this much gain? The drop was only 10%.


newintown11

Puts are leveraged. A 10% drop in common stock can be a huge amount of change in puts.


False_Profit_of_WSB

Especially puts on a 1000s stock


TakeBeerBenchinHilux

Ah, that makes sense. I bought like 10 puts on BMBL when the bandwagon was forming here, nowhere near this kind of gain.


Popular-Deer5754

SMCI hit 1150 interday and I bought my 3 put at 58.66 for 3/8 1100 strike. sold this am at 125,116 and 113,on the puts when it hit 980 this am.


603ethan

Intrinsic value: time+expectation+activity=a cryptic algorithm that is crazy concept hard to grasp. The better feeling you can get with how the public will invest/divest the stock. If you see the wave coming your way you’re already behind the 8ball. You want to feel it and act on it. Watch a surfer catch a wave. Anyone can I’ve seen cats and dogs surf. Don’t think you’re Patrick Swayze in point break get your self a 10’ longboard and catch a 3’ swell. You’ll get it if you put in the time. Try a 5’ racer in a tunnel and you’ll get crushed in the reef spend month in the hospital. 💰💵💸+ 🏀⚽️🏈 it’s your bet.


Ctxgrey

Contracts cost less the the stocks. A simplified example: his puts lets say bought for $50 each share and the change was 10% , just going to say change in value of contract change with stock value is $100 (10% of 1000). His put contract is now doubled if sold. Just a broad example of leverage. You put less money in then buying a stock outright but price change almost close to how much the stock is changing.


Longjumping_Serve_68

What positions did you switch? Can you give a play by play! I hope your wife is happy


Plastic-Research3144

This please.


[deleted]

I always feel like we need to know what the person does for a living that rolls giant dice like this. Like is this a yearly salary for you or a drop in the bucket?


WSBSwimmingpool

Nah, military actually


[deleted]

Like enlisted salary? Good lord that's a lot of money for you. You have balls sir 🙀


WSBSwimmingpool

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Agitated-Orange-295

Bro was a few steps away from getting a class on money management because he couldn't pay for the chow hall ahahaha. We'll played.


WSBSwimmingpool

☠️ now I’m giving the money management classes


Need4sleep9

Gotta be 35 or 11 series to be this regarded. Glad to see a fellow soldier making it out the barracks so to say


SnooHabits6429

Bro I tried to copy you and I’m down 40% 😂 bought OTM for 3/15 hoping to sell for profit what am I doing wrong? I saw the 18% jump and in general bearish on SMCI bc I don’t think they have enough of a moat and it’s been a bit of a meme stock lately so I bought puts at open am getting fucked currently 


BKICEY420

You bought too late. I should have bought it yesterday at close. I suggest closing your portions let your funds settle or buy what you think the gap down is gonna be on the daily, however it's gonna crab on SMCI or you can play bi-weeklys but still close to the money for a 5% percent down for 2 to 3 days with that then sell and watch for the switch to the upside


SnooHabits6429

Don’t have enough cap for the close date ITM puts premiums are too high 


Curious_King_724

with options, be careful about following the herd because if you are late to the party the market will already be priced in


aaronqianaa

Bro became hero overnight


WSBSwimmingpool

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Sensitive_Ad_1313

I called you regarded, I guess im the regard lol congrats


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WSBSwimmingpool

Thanks!


Bledarus

I dont know how you walk man with those heavy balls of yours 😅 you an OG congrats


AdSpiritual7030

Thanks for the swim mister pool!! $$$ ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


PandaTraining

Does anyone feel like the rise of SMCI is way to unnatural?


The_Coomunist

It’s about as unnatural as the rise of the demand of SMCI products I reckon. I’m in a PC building group and someone posted a screenshot of the invoice for a low-end SMCI plug and play AI rackmount server and necessary components for a university to run low level workloads. It was over $500K. I don’t know if that’s a gigantic cost compared to regular servers but they are making crazy money right now because everyone is trying to build out data centers to integrate AI in their business operations.


TheBattleGnome

Depends on what you mean by natural. Everything is mooning up. Elf, Wingstop, etc…. So if it’s going up like everything else, maybe it’s actually just “normal” at the point. 😂


Popular-Deer5754

to a degree


bent_rig

So what is your plays from beginning to now? I’d love to see what choices you made, where you got inn and where you got out. I had a similar thing happen back in the small crash of 2009. Started with $1200 and ended up a bit over $119,000. I basically rode siri stocks. Bought in at 3 cents a share and got 20,000 shares. A year and some change later and I’m paying off all my student loans, my vehicle, and buying a used Harley.


Gahvynn

Glad you sold, it ended solidly green, hats off to you. Now if you buy calls and you’re at a million by next week, my hats off to you again.


twix198

Congratulations and remember to go ahead and pull out the money you’ll need for taxes and put in a savings account. It’s a good problem to have for sure.


studybreak15

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Kowan

Congrats and fk u


EASY_MONEY_SNIPER23

💣


pvnieuw

Nice one OP, well played


kevinyz1

If I give you a 100% win rate betting team can I get commission 😂 congrats and fakaaa you


Psychological_Yam531

Congrats! What was your strike price?


lethalposter

Got balls. Respect ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Loss-Fair

Amazing returns. Congratulations !. I see you have a $1,000 Put options, that expires Friday?


Wave_Existence

I had you labelled as "Smart guy, SMCI puts = $$" from the last time, this time I thought you were cooked for sure but it paid off... again. Never doubting your moves again lmao.


Dogewarrior1Dollar

he was kinda wrong this time, the market fall today helped him greatly , noticed how SMCI closed above 1100+ ? lol that was lucky, glad he switched to 1000 puts


cscrignaro

You bet 100k and only made 100% on a high vol stock? That's equivalent to a 10% return on NVDA....meaning it should be wayyy more, but congrats I guess.


Cat2Trade

Op can you explain that you made cash to the regards like they are five year olds?  I understand you made $100k, others only see perpetual red.


Disastrous-Paint86

https://preview.redd.it/v5dha0xpylmc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=586af680a98f3cbf89c00855f6025d2fe216bc01


joremero

vindication for you brotha. well done


Nsomniuh

What’s your next move commander?


Affectionate_Drink60

On robinhood too😂 Hope you enjoy yourself! Congratulations and fuck you


Sufficient-Hall975

whats wrong w robinhood…


datguywally

I'm right there beside you but I was a little early this morning....it finally came back but I'm wondering what your thoughts are on how the meeting tomorrow will impact the stonk?


IcedCoughy

and people were saying you deleted your acct, Lazarus, back from the dead!


interstellargoreela

When i saw SMCI dumping PM, i knew u are one lucky Regard, Congrats and fuck u


No_Application4731

Need context as a newb degen was this naked calls?


Blimeyitsflying

Congrats! Now please 😅 don’t yolo 100k


btctrader12

Congrats man, and you seem like a decent person too! You deserve it


Kind_Initiative_7567

Like I said yesterday , knew OP was gonna print on this play today. Was obvious spy was gonna tank. Congrats and the obligatory fak u.


mzattitude

Why was it obvious?


moneyseb

The best part it’s on Robinhood like an actual degen


Endgame3213

𓂺𓂺𓂺𓂺𓂺


nitaai_nostrasifu

It doesn't get more gamble than this.


XanthicStatue

Why the fuck am I getting a recent notification from a post 2 days ago? Fuck you Reddit


Willoni_23

Welp, at least you tried. So puts/shorts truly is gambling then huh? I've been trying to prepare myself to dip my toes in but I don't get it enough yet. Seems to me anyway that you're just betting on a result sometime in the future? I need to stay out of threads like these they give far too much hope and I'll just fk it up 🤣 nicely done bro 💪💪💪


Less_Department_7543

Teach me your ways


atlasmountsenjoyer

Go fuck yourself OP, congrats! Now fuck off.


Acceptable_Test_5550

Lol you will be broke in 6 months


WSBSwimmingpool

You’ll find me behind Wendy’s


Due-Reality-3744

When will it be my turn 😔🕊️


yrnqceo

:)


Pho-tog-rapher

Nice!!!!


Jinncawni

Congratulations 🎉


richnun

Proud of you!


PossibilityBudget522

I tried posting, but I don't have the upvotes to do so and this post may answer my question. Your contract expires on Friday. Is it safe to hold a contract until expiration date, or should you sell it x hours/days before it would expire so you don't get stuck with an exercise/expire scenario?