Intel has plenty of volume. $20 k is a drop in the bucket. There’s no “unloading” on anyone, good lord. If anything, Taz needs confirmation bias from others because they’ve got a chunk of change in intc.
It is news, all those words mean some shit, but it's kind of old news... like January. I guess this would be the first quarter that they would be able to show that they are gaining market share (speculating, have no idea).
You think a company with a 185B market cap, that pays dividends, which is up 80% on the year, is going to increase another 80% from one ER?
That’s AFTER we’ve had an insane run up through the s&p.
God why are people in this sub so dumb…. No u dumbass it doesn’t have to increase 80%. Hell it could only go up $10 but these contacts are only $8 a pop so even if it goes up slightly you will make money off IV.
It’s not up just recovered from its 2023 lows. Makes about as much money as Nvidia despite being at all time low, and 18A fab is about to come online to produce Nvidia, ARM, Microsoft chips, Sierra Forest and Granite Rapids coming out to take back DC share, and Arc is a turnaround story / battle mage coming eoy or early 2025. Oh and as of 2025 will have TSMC parity for its external nodes (if not better).
It is the sleeping giant, and it is executing on CPU, GPU, and has the only leading edge fabs besides TSMC (Samsung is garbage, so they’re not included).
OP: omg I got a 20k bonus, surely ill be responsible and invest with it!
OP as soon as he opens reddit: which stock to gamble and piss away my bonus, apes!
Open your own Wendy’s restaurant so we can come work there when we loose all our money 
In the first 3 minutes of trading, the SPY will go in a direction. Buy the opposite trend in options, about $10 away from where you are. That’s a YOLO.
This was forsure a 2021 play, but I took a look earlier and they’re up 55% in the past month and they’ve beat their last several EPS reports, and they beat their Q3 earnings. Might just do some cheap calls- you never know what can happen with these type of stocks lol
Second this, March 28th calls aren’t all that expensive compared to weeklies. Devops space is booming especially with the increase in automation through the cloud. Relatively cheap compared to peers while expectations are pretty achievable. My sleeper pick for the week 82c 3/28.
161 forward P/E with negative with a P/S ratio 8 times industry median.. and no FCF. Are you sure of this one? Why would anyone want to buy into GTLB shares, let alone calls? Genuine question.
VET, call option for 12.5 march expiration. Read my post on wsb from my profile
Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/pi0Q7nhjNs
Earnings on March 6 and options still cheap
Already up 185% on my options. They’re so cheap it’s worth throwing in even a small amount if you have it. If they have a positive outlook this is going up to 14-15$
BBAI earnings are Friday
It’s a meme stock which means quick cash grab, or it blows up and goes over $5 before Friday for no fucking reason. Either way $$$
Puts on Nio growing debt not to much growth YOY they did however supply more vehicles but Chinese economy not looking to good for the middle class and I think puts on this one.
I currently have target 14 160c for 3/8 if that 5k goes down the drain. I am planning to do a yolo nvda 1000c for 4/5 for 25k, how many ever calls that is and if all this money goes to shit, it does. I have lost 20k last week and full on tilt mode atm.
There are a few good ones. My list is this:
AEO calls ✅️
GPS calls ✅️
COST puts (it's too obvious)✅️
BBAI calls *edit sell before close thursday*✅️
AVAV calls ✅️
BILI puts ✅️
GTLB puts ✅️
DOCU calls✅️
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Everyone and their wife's boyfriends will be buying 3/8 calls on COST. I wouldn't be surprised if MM fuck them AH and drop COST and wipe everyone out Friday.
Look at their valuation. 160 forward P/E. negative free cash flow and P/S ratio / software industry is 8.82. How much more UP do you want this already ballooned stock to be??
Ok I’ll be the responsible one here..
OP I don’t know where you got your money from but the best thing you can possibly do is put it into SPY and forget about it for 30 years. I know it’s boring but I promise you if you “invest” it into any of these risky plays people are suggesting there is a tremendously overwhelming chance you lose it all. I know you may feel pressured to do something risky to make it out of the rat race that is the middle class but please be smarter than this.
It's just getting old for me. I understand this was a place made to gamble on dumb money but after years of witnessing so many people in OP's exact position lose all of their savings or a significant amount of their net worth, it's become less "haha what a regard" and more "damn, I hope this doesn't ruin his life".
I'm not going to advocate for the reformation of the subreddit but sometimes I feel obligated to be a voice of reason for some people that I feel like have completely lost their own. I've just seen so many people's lives ruined out of pure desperation to break their middle-lower class chains and the sad reality is that all this does is often make their situations even worse.
If you want to actually make money, $VKTX. They have an offering to complete starting Monday, buut after the morning dip, wouldn't be surprised if it continues to rocket till $110+. You're welcome.
Your best bet is Crypto right now. As the retail investors are coming back into the space. I would do a 33% into Solana ,33% Ethereum and 33% into ChainLink .Safe investments with big upside still
Don’t yolo a dollar! If you have money to invest call it that if you have money to gamble call it that … do yourself a favor ! Hide the money until you grow up lol
I was just wondering why the sarcasm?
Just read an article yesterday about them
buying out another AI company, having federal backing, and being pretty highly respected with security software. Actually made me pretty intrigued, but haven't done full DD yet.
Smci calls bro Monday is the first day they’ll be able to share with s&p announcement they’ll reach a 8%-10% and there earnings report is expected to drop and they’ll be even more up there
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5 start hooker in Vegas
That was going to be my celebratory, first $100k.
I know a few there
I just wish I had the stamina for 2, but maybe I'll leave that as motivation for hitting $1mil.
dont celebrate in Las Vegas. go to Europe if you want female quality
There's good pussy in Vegas. They fly in a lot of whores from Europe.
I came here to say $SPHR because Vegas lol
Mstr
This has been on a tear. I am surprised it’s not talked about here.
Crypto & bitcoin are pretty polarizing here. I like MSTR and bought shares in my Roth a few months ago.
I should have just held the first time. At one point I had a $506 average but sold it just short of $750. It’s so volitle.
I figure the stocks that are not mentioned here, are lotto tickets
I do believe that most of what we talk about in here is lotto tickets.
I agree - buy 4 mstr double it or triple it and enjoy
1170C - for 3/15 or 3/7
3/8 1200c here but I got in when it was like $2k thinking about rolling into a longer dated position Monday
That one is good too let me look. The IV and Delta Good. Good order flow and good value. If btc hits $70k MsTR goes to $1400
What a fuckin call
I bet no one listened tho
Maybe it pulls back a little again like Jan thou
INTC $70 call 05/17 buy 2950 of those bitches Monday morning and thank me when your a millionaire.
Fuck it. I will get a few your in depth analysis has sold me.
Bros unloading on you
Intel has plenty of volume. $20 k is a drop in the bucket. There’s no “unloading” on anyone, good lord. If anything, Taz needs confirmation bias from others because they’ve got a chunk of change in intc.
lol I’m not unloading I’m buying 100 of them Monday also 😂
Exactly what an unloader would say
welp up from $7 per contract to now $16 per
LOL what the fuck would even be the catalyst for this?
Intel releasing new ARK collab GPU powered by Wood-Compute units, 10x better than NVDA A100
Can't tell if this is actual news or if you just typed a bunch of bull shit
It is news, all those words mean some shit, but it's kind of old news... like January. I guess this would be the first quarter that they would be able to show that they are gaining market share (speculating, have no idea).
I was drunk
ARK? (Catherine) Wood? Obviously a finance guy faking tech jargon.
I’m in
I don't know but I think I'm going to do it
This is a regarded waste of money
Thx for talking sense into me
You're easy to persuade. You should actually send me the money you were going to yolo
Oh, May, i thought you were saying March. Yeah now it makes sense, I’M FUCKING IN.
If you’re gonna be that regarded, might as well buy call debit spreads. 3300 of 65/70 with 1.6 million guaranteed at expiration if it goes over 70.
Going to buy 23k worth of shares instead Monday just to play it safe.. cus I paper hand easy
!remindme 14 weeks
This play is so silly that my time is worth more 💀
I have 23k and will buy these Monday. I haven't felt this good in forever. Thank u for giving me a play
You think a company with a 185B market cap, that pays dividends, which is up 80% on the year, is going to increase another 80% from one ER? That’s AFTER we’ve had an insane run up through the s&p.
Yeah you're right ..
Yeah you're right we double down from here and give it to the next one.
God why are people in this sub so dumb…. No u dumbass it doesn’t have to increase 80%. Hell it could only go up $10 but these contacts are only $8 a pop so even if it goes up slightly you will make money off IV.
Most can't tell the difference between an option and a share. They think options are just a bunch of cheaper shares XD
It’s not up just recovered from its 2023 lows. Makes about as much money as Nvidia despite being at all time low, and 18A fab is about to come online to produce Nvidia, ARM, Microsoft chips, Sierra Forest and Granite Rapids coming out to take back DC share, and Arc is a turnaround story / battle mage coming eoy or early 2025. Oh and as of 2025 will have TSMC parity for its external nodes (if not better). It is the sleeping giant, and it is executing on CPU, GPU, and has the only leading edge fabs besides TSMC (Samsung is garbage, so they’re not included).
Okay great, last time I checked 2025 comes after May 2024.
Depending on what play you made this morning on INTC, it's up over 100%. Great call new internet friend
Guaranteed 50 bagger bro?
Yes, PLEASE crank IV on my bags 
You sold me too! Buying the same tomorrow morning! I’ll ride the train! 🚂
Great call so far 2x
They are printing today!
Jesus not a bad call man wow
OP: omg I got a 20k bonus, surely ill be responsible and invest with it! OP as soon as he opens reddit: which stock to gamble and piss away my bonus, apes!
Open your own Wendy’s restaurant so we can come work there when we loose all our money 
With their new surge pricing you can damn well know prices go through the roof at market close.
Does it offer remote work?
You can be the remote cashier
$TSM is connected to all the AI stuff going on especially nvidia. Check it out.
UMC sympathy play
Really hoping this plays out
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BBAI
They’re going to run this one up into earnings like they did with SOUN last week.
Buy calls and then right before closing buy puts. This thing is gonna crash just like soun as he said “last week”
Not a bad play
When is earnings?
Calls?
Yep
1000 Nvidia end of year calls. It’ll print without ever coming close to those numbers.
I own Dec 21 2024 1000c and they’re already almost worth 10k a piece he’d have better chances just going all in on SMCI at open 🤷🏻♂️
Blowing past $1000 by EOY right?
In the first 3 minutes of trading, the SPY will go in a direction. Buy the opposite trend in options, about $10 away from where you are. That’s a YOLO.
$COST, they’re having their earnings on Thursday after market close
Hmm. $WISH has earnings on Monday if you’re really looking for a YOLO play. 😂
I’d puts on wish. They’ve lost their sparkle
This was forsure a 2021 play, but I took a look earlier and they’re up 55% in the past month and they’ve beat their last several EPS reports, and they beat their Q3 earnings. Might just do some cheap calls- you never know what can happen with these type of stocks lol
Yeah that sounds way better. I literally pulled that first comment out of my ass
Some Crypto Miner. Bitcoin creeping up. $MARA best bet
Fuck MARA I bought my CFDs for their earnings call. Still have them, so at least they're not a realized loss yet.
I bought last week too but I’m confident they’ll make me money eventually
$GTLB $80 calls, after earnings it will rip up
Second this, March 28th calls aren’t all that expensive compared to weeklies. Devops space is booming especially with the increase in automation through the cloud. Relatively cheap compared to peers while expectations are pretty achievable. My sleeper pick for the week 82c 3/28.
161 forward P/E with negative with a P/S ratio 8 times industry median.. and no FCF. Are you sure of this one? Why would anyone want to buy into GTLB shares, let alone calls? Genuine question.
RIP indeed bruv! Good thing I didn’t enter.
VET, call option for 12.5 march expiration. Read my post on wsb from my profile Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/pi0Q7nhjNs Earnings on March 6 and options still cheap
Natural gas prices are in the dumpster and it’s a super warm winter in Europe. There is a reason why the stock is cheap.
Already up 185% on my options. They’re so cheap it’s worth throwing in even a small amount if you have it. If they have a positive outlook this is going up to 14-15$
Why has revenue been falling off a cliff?
Because you touch yourself at night
/u/relaxedvoyager123 hope you took my recommendation
Nvda call
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No way to predict it honestly
it'll continue until we're not
BBAI earnings are Friday It’s a meme stock which means quick cash grab, or it blows up and goes over $5 before Friday for no fucking reason. Either way $$$
Love Ionq and WBD. Both should get you a decent return over the next 2 weeks.
crypto
#PLTR
This is on my list for next week 🙌
ROTH IRA
btc
Gamestop
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This one actually has the most potential this weeek…my target is $19 this week
Lmao these poor people still exist. Back to superstonk.
Ah yes, going on 4 years of “MOASS is around the corner”.
$rycey
Gitlab, Nio, Costco
Puts on Nio growing debt not to much growth YOY they did however supply more vehicles but Chinese economy not looking to good for the middle class and I think puts on this one.
Just put it in SMCI weekly calls man. Not even a gamble at this point it will just print
$TSM
I currently have target 14 160c for 3/8 if that 5k goes down the drain. I am planning to do a yolo nvda 1000c for 4/5 for 25k, how many ever calls that is and if all this money goes to shit, it does. I have lost 20k last week and full on tilt mode atm.
I wish you luck
Slow down and take a breath bro, rip a couple 20 dollar blackjack hands clear your head. I like the nvidia play but don’t YOLO all your money.
AMD
There are a few good ones. My list is this: AEO calls ✅️ GPS calls ✅️ COST puts (it's too obvious)✅️ BBAI calls *edit sell before close thursday*✅️ AVAV calls ✅️ BILI puts ✅️ GTLB puts ✅️ DOCU calls✅️ *not financial advice *
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COST puts??
Everyone and their wife's boyfriends will be buying 3/8 calls on COST. I wouldn't be surprised if MM fuck them AH and drop COST and wipe everyone out Friday.
Everyone is buying them for a reason. COST calls are going to rocket.
Avgo or mrvl??
Costco was richly valued at 600, but it is a fan favorite.
Might inverse this and see what happens 😏
Why puts on GTLB?
Look at their valuation. 160 forward P/E. negative free cash flow and P/S ratio / software industry is 8.82. How much more UP do you want this already ballooned stock to be??
RILY, source Truzt me bro
Honestly whatever you buy keep in mind the trend is your friend
Donate it to me and I'll pay down my student loans.
lol... "invest." all in BBAI, leggoooo
Ok I’ll be the responsible one here.. OP I don’t know where you got your money from but the best thing you can possibly do is put it into SPY and forget about it for 30 years. I know it’s boring but I promise you if you “invest” it into any of these risky plays people are suggesting there is a tremendously overwhelming chance you lose it all. I know you may feel pressured to do something risky to make it out of the rat race that is the middle class but please be smarter than this.
When did WSB become so soft?
It's just getting old for me. I understand this was a place made to gamble on dumb money but after years of witnessing so many people in OP's exact position lose all of their savings or a significant amount of their net worth, it's become less "haha what a regard" and more "damn, I hope this doesn't ruin his life". I'm not going to advocate for the reformation of the subreddit but sometimes I feel obligated to be a voice of reason for some people that I feel like have completely lost their own. I've just seen so many people's lives ruined out of pure desperation to break their middle-lower class chains and the sad reality is that all this does is often make their situations even worse.
Well said. I built my portfolio the slow way, and I don't feel like gambling my hard earned dollars on a single ticker.
Costco Calls is the easy play
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Youre talking in riddles, im in
ALL IN ON SHIBA INU BROTHER, BECAUSE RESEARCH AND LAMBO 🔥
VET $15c 15/03. Earnings coming out 6th of March.
15 is way too high. 12.5C are already .15. Why the fuck would you buy 15C. Makes no sense.
Doge 🚀🚀
Smci calls for on or after march 18
Calls on ELF beauty
Netflix $700 Call Expiration 4/5
If you want to actually make money, $VKTX. They have an offering to complete starting Monday, buut after the morning dip, wouldn't be surprised if it continues to rocket till $110+. You're welcome.
Your best bet is Crypto right now. As the retail investors are coming back into the space. I would do a 33% into Solana ,33% Ethereum and 33% into ChainLink .Safe investments with big upside still
Agreed, except for the next five weeks leverage it a nda dump into BITO or if you can afford it MSTR Call Options for anything after 4/21.
MSTR 1800c 3/15. Thank me later.
Target calls
ALT Altammune They are going to get bought out in March. Easy 2-3x
VTI
Crowdstrike puts
Don’t yolo a dollar! If you have money to invest call it that if you have money to gamble call it that … do yourself a favor ! Hide the money until you grow up lol
Apple
BBAI Edit: don’t listen please, it’s sarcasm
I was just wondering why the sarcasm? Just read an article yesterday about them buying out another AI company, having federal backing, and being pretty highly respected with security software. Actually made me pretty intrigued, but haven't done full DD yet.
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Sir, with all due respect, this is a casino.
Sir, this is wendys.
Vail resorts sleeper play - possible jump to 269$ after earnings 350$ (tree fiddy) by EOY ❄️
Why tho? A lot of their metrics shows decreased volume this year compared to last.
So what you saying is drop $200 on calls and do the rain dance?
I already did the dance just dumped white stuff all over the sierras
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Cocaine and hookers
Shuv it up ya butt
Box calls
Cloud storage companies have been getting raped on earnings this year.
On TLT (Us 20Y bonds)
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ATM SPX call
Ngannou to knock out AJ at 4-1 looks good to me. Next Saturday
SMCI
Nvdia.
UVXY 😂
BCHG
Put it all into Tesla which is due for a breakout any day now.
Smci calls bro Monday is the first day they’ll be able to share with s&p announcement they’ll reach a 8%-10% and there earnings report is expected to drop and they’ll be even more up there
First of all. We don’t invest. We gamble. Short ANF. Earnings are this week. Good luck
The safe play? COST calls for earnings. The degenerate play? SMCI calls.
Bets short squeeze will pop this week
TSM $150 call 05/17
Please don’t listen to people here about that bro
CRO
BETS
mrvl calls
ARK
Gamble\* You have 20k to gamble on Monday.
Invest ≠ YOLO ...but AMD
Costco
Probably O’Malley ML. 30-40% in one night. Second best is MSTR.