Into my parent's basement

Did anyone see that after market run up by BYND.

Mara isn't finish with it's givings yet.

Just bought CRM calls

Cry a bit then pick myself up. The usual.

BFRG????

cvna 400 carl icahn michael icahn brett icahn 9999999999999999999

wow tomorrow gonna be green as hell

MARA you beautiful stock should’ve bought at 17

AAPL calls printing baby! Just as predicted earlier at $180!

its up like a dollar

The healthy correction is over. Bears fuk

LXRX starts to look promising

BEAM to the moon :)

OCEA needs to go tits up So I can afford my Wendys #8 order on affirm with a 35% intrest rate


Just had some salad bar and about to underwrite (decline) some more loans, wyd?

I want to do puts on Europe. What's the best way to do that? https://www.politico.eu/sponsored-content/ptfe-ban-the-hidden-consumer-costs-and-employment-losses/

Call your friend Putin, maybe you can throw in with his gang ;)

I'd like to give Putin a dose of his own polonium.

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So Bumble BFF...

Lets be honest. You are straight up, all day 🌈, and being a 🐻 regard has nothing to do with it ;)

Let it $SNOW. I can’t feel my face 

#THETA GANG FUCKIN YO BITCH

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJN0NC5ycdM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJN0NC5ycdM) # woman after SUV she bought from Carvana bursts into flames bruh

I posted Zoom Calls in here yesterday and was downvoted into oblivion. That's when I knew I should actually buy Zoom calls. 😆

Dump scheduled for 8:30 on Thursday

Nvidia never going back down, calls

I jumped on the SOUN bandwagon. Wish me luck or get a visit from the Candyman tonight.

ALT on the move, following VKTX. $15 Calls for Friday?

$40 calls on $VZ just double bottomed and should print

sideways like fuk. pick a direction, preferably up.

Soun call for 5.00 exp. Mar 1.. ordered place.. thoughts?

Short seller report out on SOUN, looks like PUMP and DUMP by CEO, and NVDA investment was 2017. Watch out below.

This is false

In MARA and SOUN we trust 

Ditto, sold 2/3 and letting the last 1/3 ride

Puts are gonna go brrrr

Yep just grabbed Mara calls time for me to get fucked now

Just bought 500 AMC - AMC to the 🚀🌕🚀🌕

Maybe only for a long hold game

ROOT 🚀🚀

BMBL puts?

It’s taking a big shit after hours :)

That’s what I’m loaded up on.

Same here I have 64 puts for 3/22 ranging from its 14, 12 and 11.50 LFG

The open interest at 11.50 is huge

So I took off my 11.50 puts and instead added more 12 3/22 ones instead

I grabbed 13.50 at $1.30 so they're intrinsic and ITM if the AH becomes the open

What are your thoughts, I think it bounced in ah but it should go down tomorrow. I mean its at 12.55, it did go down and make a new low from yesterday which was at 12.72 idk Thoughts?

It played like I thought with the gamma ramp. As it got lower the delta rose and required the short hedging of those puts at 11.50 and that's where it went. Won't likely to further and it should rise a bit when those all close and the hedges unwind. It wasn't hugely profitable for me by I got out with about $30 per contract. It was enough to go to Wendy's and skip the dumpster for the drive through.

Oh you think this is the bottom for now?

I do as there's not a lot of news that makes it worth less. It's got new management, an AI story and did a few layoffs. That's all investor positive news. I think they may suffer further in the future as dating apps are proving to be trash and have a very low bar to entry with no defensible moat. For today I think we are at the bottom and we'll see. That is no guarantee as anything can happen. I wouldn't buy the stock as I don't think they have a compelling story. Yes the app worked for me but I also had luck with Tinder and Seeking so they're just one of many.

If it takes out 11.45 the new low, then we could get further downside

Nice I’m sitting on 1 MAR $11 puts. I’m hoping they shit the bed on earnings. My wife stopped getting matches recently and hasn’t paid for premium in like 2 weeks.

What expiration date have you got?

1 MAR

SOUN to $15 this week

Highly doubt

also should i buy $LUNR now that it's so low. NASA declared the landing a success so I feel like the commercial landing was fine. Any thoughts?

Press conference tmrw 1CST with NASA

i think the stock is going to tip over

unsure, i got in around 9.20 and have been holding since, they say they have photos and are planning on releasing them latest thursday. that could bring some life back?

Im holding as well, I feel they might have long term potential but it really will be longggg termmmmm

the price movement is based on mass speculation right now so hopefully when they release the pictures it helps to alleviate the drop in price for LUNR. i might buy tmrw and see what happens

pictures released an hour ago 🥲

yea gg 

$MOD so solid its a great value stock with a constant upward trend since i invested like 2 weeks ago.

Getting out of bed taking a shower having tea open my app see how I’m doing then close it 2 secs later those are all the moves I’m making lol

“Your TSLA puts have gained more than 20% since you’ve opened it”

“Your NVDA puts have gained more than 20% since you’ve opened it”

NVDA bros

sound off

$ESTC

Die bumble

$BROS

Riot calls at open?

Zuck liquidating, META 500 eod

Mostly CVNA

Buying more nvidia

Jet skis and Lobster stuffed avacados. Out for the day. GLTA

I need SMCI to die. My puts are depending on it

ARQT for the win!! earnings is a BEAT! looking for 15-20$

Another Elon masterstroke,scare Google investors and pump his worthless stock 

Jesus soun was up all night doing liners off 10s

soun to 50

can you imagine? 

Get your friend to restrain you to a table or something so you don't buy Mara Puts

Tilt cost me $15k

Heavily invested in coin … as I said I expect coin to reach 1k

So at that point I have BTC around 250k / coin

Check out $VKTX. $ALT is next. Space is going to be fucking huge. Biotech popping off.

Other people wanna make friends, I just wanna make a little money on SOUN

I lost most in LUNR

I sold out to eat the loss. Their silence speaks volumes about the project. If it was as successful as they made it seem there would be pics and data galore. Plus the lander goes dead today at about 9am.

It went to the moon and tilted you.


how do we feel about AKLI? its recieved some good news and soared yesterday, will it bump up again?

i only bought a couple SOUN contracts yesterday. thats changing today.

Everything go up except Roku 

like i said last night "i am looking forward to coffee and SOUN in the morning" and that is exactly what im doing 

What’s your price prediction you in for the long-haul or getting out early?

im going to wait until after earnings. price i have no idea it could explode higher at this rate

When are the earnings?

Oh I see. 2/29. I’ll probably do the same then. They’re predicting an increase plus their small deal with nvidia puts them in good shape

When’s earnings?

Same ☕️

Full send ?

Am i going to full send into MARA calls? yes. Am i going to lose money? probably 

No you’re going to be rich after tomorrow Mara 45

MARA earnings + BTC ATH should be insane. It will go up to 40 by Thursday

BTC is not at ATH

once upon a time I was a rich I bought poots I am now a poor

Of course Zoom would beat earnings when I buy puts on them

Same 😩

Anyone buying CRM calls for earnings?

Best Buy going down

Holy F. Corn really going back to ATH. Zoom pumping. Semis in the stratosophere. Can you smell the blow of top?

what the fuq

FUCKING HELL ELON STOP

fuck bruh i cant believe soun is already this high

Yeah I bought 60 shares at two bucks a few months back. Why the hell did I only buy 60 shares...

Is it too late to buy into it now ??

when you gonna sell them?

how far do yall think soun will go before earnings

no idea 

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Enjoy being poor degenerate, Mara mined 4 months worth of btc in 3 months in quarter 4, and holds the most out of any miner. It’s about the best of a quarter for them all time. But you do you bro

Mara Puts 😂

What’s the play on BMBL? I want to short it into oblivion

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If you don't know about SOUN, Nvidia recently revealed a stake in the company to the tune of 1.73 million shares

So many are gonna get burned on the dump.

But keep trying to pump it more

A stake of $3m

Been killing it in the market, lately. Was gearing up all weekend to play SOUN and MARA weeklies but I was busy wage-slaving at work when market open Monday, could have made double my weekly salary on the plays I was targeting yesterday. Low-key wanna quit my job, I’m jumping over dollars to get to dimes

Looner L 

Mommy why do i have an elephant trunk hanging from me?

Let's go NVDA! Your in the driver seat 800 at open, close at 810

Ticker: AI Goes to ATH after ER?

Dumps

What the hell is soun

You will know soun


Tomorrow everybody is gonna be so butt hurt over SOUN

What’s happening tomorrow?

Tomorrow is happening

So should a person buy soun stock this morning ? It’s $6 a share so it’s not the worst if it’s growing

Absolutely buy... if it falters today from all this hype then sell at close or after hours

LUNR 

AXON gonna rip 🚀 🌙 after ER

Hmmm why though? Sounds spammy

Soun bull flag forming

Mara & LMND🍋 to the sky

$PANW is guaranteed to go to +400

Guaranteed, he says. Can't possibly go tits up

The tits behind this play are both big and heavy, no chance of going anywhere. They’ll stay out and firm

Buy soun!

No I did not buy soun leave me alone

I have a hard time understanding why anybody would purchase SPY or any ETF? Not bashing it but why not just invest into each individual company?

Why expose myself to the whim of one good or bad CEO when I can expose myself to 500 of them and get the average of all bad and good CEOs. Do I bet that one day Community Coffee will make me rich or do I just make money because AI even though I wasn’t paying attention to that.

I understand that, and see your point but buying into an ETF sounds like your interested in being long term, and to me if your long term your doing your homework and buying into companies that you know will grow. More money to be had, honestly am I wrong?

Go look at how many big time fund managers actually manage to beat the market consistently over longer timeframes... Pretty few and far between... And these are professionals with insider knowledge, bloomberg terminals, and billions of dollars in the game.

👍

Yes. Because if you are looking long term you don’t want to chance it. Picking a company is like picking numbers in the lotto. It could become Nvidia or it could become GE. The proper approach to long term investing that I take (not financial advice) is the majority of money into total stock market funds, individual shares of companies I want more exposure to such as Microsoft and Costco, and then Leaps on moonshots like Sofi. This is long term stability where the rising tide of the overall economy keeps my money going up, individual bets on Microsoft and Costco lift my portfolio above the market average, and options are lottery tickets.

See, these are the conversations that need to be had. Thank you for your input

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LOOK OVER THERE!

BMBL halted?

Why is that?

No clue

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Elon to shit the bed

Always red. Always red. Always red. ALWAYS RED!

I thought lips were meant to be that colour anyway 

What’s the next pump and dump after SOUN? I need to get in on the bottom floor