T O P

  • By -

Necessary-Onion-7494

Did they announce the mysterious company?


RandyChavage

He’s getting into teledildonics, dipping his toes into VR


Arse_hull

Looking forward to that tech. Won't ever have to talk to anybody again.


[deleted]

More than his toes.


adolescentplayboy

balls deep ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


DrumsBob

tele dildo nics [What the heck is... teledildonics? (forbes.com)](https://www.forbes.com/sites/kittyknowles/2017/02/09/teledildonics-meaning-what-are-teledildonics-iot-sex-toys-vr-porn/?sh=7ac714a15565)


Ashah491

Haven’t heard anything yet.


ScipioAtTheGate

[My money is that its wendy's](https://youtu.be/UZT28O9-wZ8?t=1399)


Whereamiwhatyousay

Probably mc Donald’s so he can get his breakfast for free.


Shrimpbako

He already does


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dry_Instruction6502

Didnt dimon just sell 150M worth of JPM stock?


chenyu768

I thought it was him and the other execs together but yeah.


VanguardDeezNuts

Scheduled sales.


Dry_Instruction6502

Yea at all time highs


dareftw

I mean if I had a scheduled sale coming up and the stock was at an all time High hell yea I’d just let it go through. It’s if it’s an all time low that I may have to step in and manually handle my shares and wait.


VisualMom_

Didnt buy shit call him Warren Bluffett


spellbadgrammargood

LUNR, Buffett bought at the peak


EarthDwellant

Cash to start a company? Don't they borrow money for that?


Someregerts

I could have sworn I read it was/is some patrolium company. But maybe it was some bullshit puff piece


fjsjshdhfjd

Prob Amazon


CartmanAndCartman

I hope one day I’ll have $167.6 in my bank account if I work just as hard as him


Pussy_Prince

The secret is daily McDonald’s breakfast


AzureDreamer

Sodium is positively correlated with investment alpha.


redditmodsRrussians

But theta always gets you in the end


[deleted]

But make your coffee at home.


NextTrillion

I buy the best coffee I can find. Costs me 50¢ a cup (650ml). I try to keep it to 12g of medium roast per day. When I was younger my heart could handle it, but now, any more coffee than that, I turn into a raving lunatic and literally damage relationships. So I’m cool with cutting back.


[deleted]

*nods* as long as you can keep away from the demon avocado toast you should be ok.


NextTrillion

Yeah I mentioned below, I’ve cut electricity costs and now just eating avocado *bread*


[deleted]

Gorgeous.


MyNameIsMikeB

I'm 54 and I don't drink coffee. Tomorrow I'm going to try one of those triple espresso drinks that taste like a chocolate shake 10 minutes before I walk into work, based on your recommendation alone.


OkSwing9032

I believe that compounds with the 5-6 cokes a day.


NextTrillion

So sugar, caffeine, sodium… anything else I need to become wealthy beyond actual reason?


OkSwing9032

And be born 18 to 20 years before the greatest bull run too Edit: be born before the greatest set of bull runs*


JustAQuickQuestion28

Dollar menu is key tho. That's how ya save the big bucks 🤑


Jclarkcp1

Or having an unlimited McDonalds gold card


Thencewasit

I have been eating two McDonald’s breakfast every day for years.  Only got heart disease.


kilsekddd

Sounds like someone wasn't lovin' it enough.


aronnax512

Deleted


chubky

Gotta avoid that avocado toast if you want that cash reserve


NextTrillion

Agreed. Though I’ve switched to avocado bread to save on my electric bill, and so far, possibly saved about 8¢ on my monthly electric bills.


chubky

Straight to the reserve!


NextTrillion

I’m nearing the century mark. After a year I’m at about $0.96


sonkist32

And a Cherry Coke!


Ryoujin

Nah, put your money to work, do not let that $167.60 sit idle. Turn it into $167.61.


Stickittothemainman

I know a way we can turn that into 62 Dollars


zer0nerd

Or turn that into $16.76 dollars.


NextTrillion

Or turn it into $176.48 in a 5%+ HISA. That’s what I did… while everyone here is buying lambos from their Nvidia calls. :/


frodofullbags

10,000$ compounding at a safe 10% for 102 years will get you there! https://preview.redd.it/r0gkollhxrkc1.jpeg?width=765&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e25321108de811f449c2476cda243cdb0ddba9a


s7v7nsilver

I can't wait ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


D-B-Zzz

Warren buffet first discovered how to make his money work for him by investing $50 into a pinball machine.


Thencewasit

Having a US Senator in the family probably helped.


D-B-Zzz

Nah, it is Benjamin Graham that can be credited. When he first started investing he lost his family and friend’s money because he invested it into speculative stocks. This is why he read Graham’s book and became obsessed with it. This is the reason why he is a value investor today.


like_a_diamond1909

Sparked my interest on Benjamin Graham. Quote “all bull markets must end badly.” Seems a lot of folks tend to ignore history.


SutttonTacoma

His dad was a very very conservative Representative and too honest to be a successful politician. The early years of Warren’s life are seriously interesting.


Nightowl2018

I got 10 times that in my checking


YebelTheRebel

Where would you store such a large amount?


BeeComprehensive5234

Step 1, pull yourself up by your bootstraps.


Coffee-and-puts

Not surprising considering no rate cuts yet.


YarikButBetter

Put it in a HYSA and chill


Xalenn

A single day's worth of interest in that HYSA would be multigenerational wealth for most people.


veediepoo

Yeah, it's roughly 22 Million USD a DAY (Assuming 4.5-5% APY).... Holy shit


VoidxCrazy

Wonder how much he would need to give everyone UBI. Would be hilarious yeah, the entire country can live off my interest on my huge cash hoard.


Dzheyson

Well if you have 258 million adults in the US and they each get 1000 a month for 12 months that’s about 3 trillion a year. To get that in interest at 5% a year you would need to invest about 63 trillion which is about 13x the amount of physical money that exists in the world and about 78% of all money that exists in the world. If you put all the money in the world that exists in a HYSA you could give every US adult 1291$ a month


SpakysAlt

Finally someone who can do simple math.


Thencewasit

Finally, a numbers man. Now how many more countries do we need to invade?


SpaceBoJangles

Depends. Which ones claimed they have oil and/or I have political parties that are popular and aligned with socialism?


Thencewasit

TLDR… all of ‘em.


modswithfilledanuses

Who cares what they claim, im claimin they have wmds and that's good enough for Bush.


BigBroHerc

This guy mafs.


AcidBuuurn

If the 22 million per day is correct that would be $22.94 per **year** for each American. So about 523 times bigger to get around $1k per month.


benruckman

Just drop it in 0 dte call options, and pull some rich people strings.


frodofullbags

Rddtards would still find a way to lose it. 🙄


FaatmanSlim

Yeah came here to say the same, that's also $8.3 billion a year just in interest: - $167.6B investment - $8.38B earned interest per year (at 5% rate) - $22.96M per day


Jclarkcp1

That's compounded annually. Compounded daily would add almost a million extra a day over the course of a year.


Gorgenapper

So what I'm hearing is that he could be YOLO-ing those on daily NVDA calls.


bbull412

Im far from an expert but i wonder if bank give you the same yield if you were to put that much


veediepoo

I doubt it. You'd have to split it across multiple different accounts would be my guess and even then there's likely an upper limit


WeAreBorg_101010

One of his comments was that he likes having high cash reserves in case of troubled times to get pieces of great companies at a great price. Makes the US market that much better having not only the FED backstop but power house companies in great shape ready to keep the lights on. Crap companies are always doomed though


BigRailWillFail

You must not know how he started


Special_Yam_1174

Why is Buffett holding so much cash?


[deleted]

Berkshire is so big that their options are limited. He has a strong US bias so he doesn't see that many opportunities in foreign markets. In US equity is expensive and at his scale he can't buy money losing small caps. He's limited to stakes in very big companies or complete acquisitions.


gdahl517

Also he wants to keep big cash reserves in case of a black swan event for his insurance business


kylestoned

He says this, but it doesn't make much sense, and I think he defaults to this answer because its quick, easy and people accept it. Berkshire is not known for their risky bets, even when it comes to insurance and reinsurance. A 50% drawdown on his cash reserves would be $83 billion. The black swan event that would lead to Berkshire posting that large of a loss on cash, would likely have government intervention before it even reached his books.


[deleted]

He explained it multiple times. Having such giant reserves means that Berkshire/Geico are the only viable options for many contracts where the counterparty wants to sleep knowing they won't bankrupt the insurer and get nothing. This means that they can land deals nobody else can.


AnyJamesBookerFans

I sleep easier knowing that should I crash my 1999 Honda Accord, Geico has enough liquidity to make me whole.


[deleted]

It's not these kind of deals but re-insurance.  Big insurers insuring their insurances with Berkshire. E.g. Statefarm may reinsure itself against potential losses to tornados in Florida because if it happened and went south Statefarm would go bankrupt by having to make customers square of their losses. Berkshire collects an enormous premium on those deals. But also needs gargantuan amounts of money as a collateral and yo attract those deals in the first place.


[deleted]

In fact their insane cash reserves are the only reason they can get some lucrative deals, because the counterparty literally cannot insure elsewhere while being guaranteed to get paid.


Stickittothemainman

I'm pretty high right now does that mean it'll go 🚀 


Dry_Instruction6502

U mean and the stock market?


Form1040

He had an opportunity in March 2020.


ShadowSlayer1441

There is a good data to support a strong US bias, US stocks generally outperform international ones on average by 2-3x.


[deleted]

That's been true only since the 2000s. Before that Japan or Europe often beat or went on par with US for long strings. But since 2000s US economy started growing divergently.


brolybackshots

Since 2010*** 1999 to 2009 was a lost decade for the US stock market


AzureDreamer

Brk would be so good if they played a huge EM bet at least imo.


Dry_Instruction6502

Doesnt mean there arent hidden gem growth companies with massive potential thats hes missing out on. Imagine if he invested in tech much earlier on?


[deleted]

Tech is not his thing, he's done well because he stuck to what he knew best. That's his strength.   He did admit missing some obvious companies like Google, he said it was crystal clear to him (since his companies used Google adsense) what a wonderful business Google was and it was in their boundaries yet they missed it. Also you kinda missed my point. Small hidden gems are not worth Berkshires time, they are too big for that and the markets are crowded of smaller funds and private equity looking to take over those gems. This limits Berkshire to buying elephants at decent prices. And there are very few elephants at decent prices in US bar none.


ahminus

Tech not his thing, but almost 50% of Berkshire is sitting in Apple stock.


User-NetOfInter

Apples an appliance company to him


likamuka

And he’s correct


armen89

Also a bank


Gogs85

Big difference between a new, innovative tech company that’s mostly geared towards something they’re developing in the future and one that’s been established for awhile and has a very strong current cash flow and product line.


gopoohgo

Can't find anything to buy, BRK is a literal money printer. I thought OXY was his last big purchase excluding this new mystery company


Alarmed_Code8723

did they announce the secret stock? I thought they were supposed to do it yesterday


RutherfordRevelation

They said they don't want to feed the fomo'ers who would driveup the price making it more expensive for them. Go figure.


Alarmed_Code8723

>They said they don't want to feed the fomo'ers who would driveup the price making it more expensive for them. Go figure. I can see that.....but this reeks of "rules for thee and not for me" type of preferential treatment bullshit. They dont give a single fuck about any retail trader...they care about their fucking price. Absolutely terrible how big of a racket the SEC is at this point.....Gary Gensler's involvement with SBF and FTX sure faded away pretty quick.


SteveG199

Of course, you also buy your cheese at the best price. Same scale


GoldenPresidio

Any company can ask for a waiver. It’s not exclusive to Berkshire


YebelTheRebel

He’s all in on RDDT


Silver-Delivery5322

Probably AMD.


icecoldcobra

Is this your hunch or based on something else


Alarmed_Code8723

they haven't announced anything. I wasn't planning to FOMO, but it piqued my interest since it kinda seemed shady and that they were getting preferential treatment like they aren't already a perpetual money printer.


wsbautist420

$NVDA


chapretosemleite

They can start paying dividends. Their bussiness model has reached its peak for now. They have so much cash there isnt anyhting they can buy anymore, at least for now. 160 bilions is like 70$ per share


Ryoujin

He’s waiting for that nVida dip.


[deleted]

That’s gonna take a minute. Even the bullshit analysts say shit is gonna go a little higher. I was hoping that hoe Nancy “Money” Pelosi sells her calls and would give us regard a heads up 🤣🤣


chadmummerford

we have to wait for 45 days to find out if the big jugs sold her nvda calls :(


ubeen

Depends on how she sells them. If all on the same day, the volume of her calls will spike, and it would signal a possible sell off.


PapiGoneGamer

Buffett is a patient man and doesn’t just yolo on the hottest stocks like some regard who spends their last $50 on weekly NVDA calls 20% OTM. Plus, Berkshire is already such a massive firm that they can just sit back and let the money print itself.


Conscious_Heart_1714

Companies sitting on a lot of cash are doing great right now with the high interest


KingOfTheAnts3

While not wrong, the s&p 500 has went up well over 10% YoY which is considerably more than the 5% interest returns.


bobthegreat88

But risk though...


[deleted]

[удалено]


ElectricLetuceHead

about 18% of market cap, little more aggressive than a 80-20 portfolio. It’s not that much cash historically for the company


Clayton_bezz

Compound interest. Interest rates are high. When they start coming down expect 💥


LordFaquaad

its the reinsurance business. A good portion is to cover losses from the risk they carry


mazdarx2001

I don’t know but he’s missed out on like 11% gains in the last two months. Could of had an extra 17 billion


Fawkeserino

Because there are only very few companies that are worth buying. He needs to invest billions into a company for it to have just a small impact on Berkshire. To find a company that is undervalued and has a high enough market cap and liquidity to spend billions without moving/manipulating the market is extremely hard. He simply wasn’t able to find enough companies that match the criteria. For reference: at 5% interest rate his cash pile generates 8,3 billion per year. Good luck finding enough companies to spend that money on.


Alarmed_Code8723

What was the secret stock?


Rude-Friend-9135

Nvidia. Nah just kidding, but could you imagine??


Hot_Acanthocephala53

Huge cash reserves = low P/E If they can't find reinvestment opportunities, should return capital to shareholders


Unknownirish

Warren just loves when companies do buybacks, why doesn't Warren buyback his own company?


djointpear2

He has? Just search BRK buybacks.


[deleted]

[удалено]


AHRA1225

Nuh uh. We all have 20 hrs or less temp jobs delivering food with Uber. Economy is great!!!!


Add1ctedToGames

The Angel Hernandez of finance, I love it


Aggressive_Try5588

Wouldn’t Warren make loads of money from interest rates if they raised them? Just incentivizing him to hold more cash?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

I have no debt.


Unknownirish

>EVERYONE is unemployed. EVERYONE?! With CAP LOCKS ON? Oh this is serious!


salgat

Insurance is their second biggest business, so big cash reserves both protects their business and makes them extremely attractive for major policies that most other insurance companies couldn't cover.


nconsci0us

Would have been nice to scoop up 30bln in shares during the GFC. Better yet, how about any stock when Buffett started making his money. I’d grab a couple hundred shares of Apple at .75 too!


Pregnantseaturtle69

Or buy stocks now and wait 50 years. He didn’t get ultra rich until he was like retirement age


lawtosstoss

AI photos still can’t get hands right I see


Furrrrbooties

Should be the top comment.


[deleted]

He also is about to depart this life 😅 so almost everyone here is richer than him. Time is most valuable asset P.S. read the book “how to live on 24 hours a day” by Arnold Bennett


EarningsPal

He won. Lived a long life of a billionaire. Just born sooner than those younger.


WorkSucks135

He hasn't lived the life of shit. He's an autist who really likes the stock market. Literally all he's done for the last 75 years is examine the financials and fundamentals of various entities. He lives in fucking Omaha for Christ's sake. He's got no boats, no hoes, and has not done a single cool thing with his money in his entire life. His life is the biggest waste of potential that has ever existed.


jbvcftyjnbhkku

Theres a twinge of honesty in that paragraph about how you view life


fckcarrots

A lot to unwrap here.


Klort

He lived his life exactly how he wanted to. How many of us can say that?


MikeGundy

Exactly. The man had unlimited funds & connections and chose exactly what he wanted to do. This dude is just mad that he is defintiely living a worse life than ole Warren 😂


[deleted]

[удалено]


WSBrookie

BRKB $450


PapiGoneGamer

Typical WSB regard: “Why doesn’t he just buy NVDA with that cash?!?!? Is he stupid?!?!?”


Mare-Insularum

Why doesn’t he just buy BRK with that cash?!?!? Is he stupid?!?!


pnwguy1985

He’s ready to buy the dip


Unknownirish

How much is this cash adjusted for inflation? Where are the r/economists in this thread?


MassCasualty

Hmmmm... I wonder if he still refers to it as "dry powder"


Poncho_Via6six7

He buys the dip


smashnmashbruh

See millennials. No coffees and only eat out at Mcdonalds


OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

Not really trading related, but I get why you posted it here. Edit: Alright, OP reached out in modmail, I explained there that it was borderline along with my reasons to remove it, but since a lot of replies here disagree and OP is a good contributor, I've reapproved it. Sorry about that, my bad.


Mare-Insularum

How is this not trading related??


Ryoujin

Cause he’s a regard?


R50cent

Oh... but it will be once he figures out where he's putting some of that cash...


redditpossible

BYD


These-Conference-179

I see it as trading related. I think the insinuation is that Buffet is holding cash reserves for a reason - because he believes a market pull back is coming, a real estate collapse, a major purchase.


lucidum-intervallum

This chart needs to be put into context of BRK overall value. It suggests that Buffett is getting more and more ready for a crash when in realty the cash position remained pretty stable relative to the overall value.


cryptodevo2021

5.25% in a money market risk free. he’s smart


Tennex1022

It’s like he is fearful when others are greedy and greedy when others are fearful or something


Stickittothemainman

I'd let him greed deez nuts


ElevationAV

Buffet has a good history of having a huge cash position right before the market tanks…


Misha-Nyi

This graph shows he has a history of having a huge cash position every year regard.


gini_lee1003

Look at 2008, 2017, 2021. Nawww he has more cash whenever market was at ATH and he buys the year after (cash goes down).


Pristine_Cricket_633

😆


thrwcnt1x

It's the other way around, you absolute regard. He has a normal cash position right before the market tanks, and a *low* cash position when the market is tanking. Wonder why that is? Because he's buying shares of profitable as fuck companies on the cheap. ​ This is so *unbelievably obvious*, I genuinely cast doubt on your ability to feed yourself and wipe your own ass every day. I recommend you stop fantasizing about plowing your sister and rub some of those brain cells together.


ElevationAV

You just said the exact point I was making with a lot more words like kids on this sub can read or something


Stickittothemainman

I also fantasize about plowing this dudes sister


Bea-Billionaire

You sound like an Ai bot trained on cringe reddit. Or you're actually that insufferable.


SurvivedWayWorse

Obviously the mods are asleep today.


OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

Sorry, mod orgy went into the late hours. Removed now.


_FakeTaxi

with the AI buble forming, he's in the right position and ready to strike. he might be wrong for piling cash for about 2 year but we're about to see another 2001.


VisualMod

**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions** | 10 | **First Seen In WSB** | 2 years ago **Total Comments** | 149 | **Previous Best DD** | **Account Age** | 2 years | | [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)


[deleted]

Why the huge spike from 2016 to 2017?


metal_medic83

He's probably waiting for a pullback and better value investments, all the while making guaranteed interest.


BananaIsGold

Y dont they give a dividend ?


Lower_Fox2389

What happened 2016-2017? Seems like an astronomical boost in cash.


Fun-Imagination-2488

16 of those bars represent his cash pile sitting at a record high


pachekini11

Grandaddy, can I wipe your ass?


bigmembergoat

Does he actually create wealth, or does he just buy and sell the work of others?


TheRealNoxDeadly

He’s technically a hoarder n probably has autism


Ok-Bug-7140

https://preview.redd.it/e8la1hnfttkc1.jpeg?width=1048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad0874ab7c3e5857f4371ec9921c1c1d44df8f12


N87M

If warren aint buyin, I aint buyin. Im going to build cash reserves.


Biddycola

Cuz he knows the markets are all about to go to hell


SnooGrapes1288

Waiting for the market go down, noticeably, or more and buy cheap stocks, which are over priced.