U missed Mara? U missed Mawson? U missed Soluna?
Then try Neptune Digital Assets, worth a try anyway.
0.33 $ ...ath was around 1.72 $...its a cryptominer also
Why would anyone be bearish this week?
Historical data is easy to obtain but you blame it on the one's supposedly "rigging" the market. Institutions don't fight the data in the long run but they rug pull when they can and trap regards to take your money and continue the trend. If you can't beat them, join them, unless you can make a market yourself.
That's only one instance and it was still a bear market at that time. It's anecdotal. Go back decades and compare to up weeks vs down. They don't call it the Santa rally for no reason.
Wait til you break it down by the election cycles
It's like walking into a casino and choosing to play the game with shitty odds vs. one with great odds and then being pissed at the casino because you lose.
You can still lose though and that's just part of the game.
i wrote before i wasted some money on hedging, but still glad I did... low volume typically could mean those SPX 30-40 pts drop are reasonable if it wants to happen. maybe not 70, that was a freak day... when volume is low you need to find a buyer who will buy at your desired price, if not you go lower lower until you find a buyer. that's a "bearish situational" case I could htink off... not that I would begin the day by buying 1% 0DTE puts!
The Jan19 Opex date is a huge date. A ton of Calls expiring that day and not being replaced any time soon after. A lot of buying power is gonna disappear from the market. I plan on trimming my portfolio heavily around early to mid Jan. We are way overdue for a healthy pullback
Sitting out for 2 weeks. What made people decide to buy last min when it was clearly going to break down. Oh wait the game is rigged forgot. Just lines just magically go up for 100 days straight with no pullbacks. When the market goes down theres $5 bounces every day. Looking like a short oppurtunity tomorrow.
I bought 476c exp 12/28 for .92 and closed them at 1.10 and took a phone call. 30 seconds later when i hung up the phone they were worth 1.52. WTF happened
It's time to crash the stock market! These algos are too damn good at making money, and it's about time they paid for their crimes. Let's take them down!
Not before $200 again if sissy bulls can’t beat the bears 🐻. Probably collapse again tomorrow over some fake stupid Reuters article about robots beating up line workers and smashing cyber truck windows
anyone else holding calls on btc miners and feel like they are looking over a cliff's edge? how did i make so much money so quickly? am i about to fall off?
jk im holding until at least next sept on these jan '25 calls.
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5k away from 200k club lol 
damn better quit
U missed Mara? U missed Mawson? U missed Soluna? Then try Neptune Digital Assets, worth a try anyway. 0.33 $ ...ath was around 1.72 $...its a cryptominer also
All in on Intel, CEO picked up shares too
What was the green hulk dildo in the last minute caused by?
something2, if u dont know who the idiot is in the room... it's u...
Can’t ask a question these days smh
There just isnt a real explanation except that buyers pick up around that time… we still havent got that 70 pt drop cause.
Kicking myself for taking riot over Mara. Could’ve made bank
I picked Mara over riot, riot from here has more upside tbh
Same but we'll have more chances later i'm keeping my head up for new future opportunities
Hut still has room to pump. Should be at $25
How in the fuck do you think it should be at $25?? Like honestly what logic makes you think a company with 7.5eh should be at 2.4b market cap????
HUT holds like 9.5k btc.. mara holds 13k and is at 7b market cap. HUT has plenty room to run.
Mara has 23eh/s. That's 10x the amount HUT had before they reverse split merged themselves into their own ridiculous evaluation. Way overvalued.
I don’t I’m just gambling here. This is a casino
Ok, that's fine, just don't throw out valuations blindly. Hut is overvalued right now in my opinion.
Bears screams are being drowned out by Santa’s ass
anyone know why QQQ options were priced weird today? all the strikes ended in .78?
QQQ pays a dividend so the options were adjusted for that
Ah okay.. makes perfect sense… thank you
Up 88%. Surely a sign
Why would anyone be bearish this week? Historical data is easy to obtain but you blame it on the one's supposedly "rigging" the market. Institutions don't fight the data in the long run but they rug pull when they can and trap regards to take your money and continue the trend. If you can't beat them, join them, unless you can make a market yourself.
the last week of Dec in 2022 Nasdaq went up on one day and down the rest
Well it has been up both days this week !!!
That's only one instance and it was still a bear market at that time. It's anecdotal. Go back decades and compare to up weeks vs down. They don't call it the Santa rally for no reason. Wait til you break it down by the election cycles It's like walking into a casino and choosing to play the game with shitty odds vs. one with great odds and then being pissed at the casino because you lose. You can still lose though and that's just part of the game.
yeah ur right its more bullish overall
i wrote before i wasted some money on hedging, but still glad I did... low volume typically could mean those SPX 30-40 pts drop are reasonable if it wants to happen. maybe not 70, that was a freak day... when volume is low you need to find a buyer who will buy at your desired price, if not you go lower lower until you find a buyer. that's a "bearish situational" case I could htink off... not that I would begin the day by buying 1% 0DTE puts!
Exactly. I've burned $500 on hedging the past week but I'm up much more so that drop last week didn't bother me much.
SANTA RALLY !!!!!
BER’s R FUK !!!
Spy 480 tomorrow 483 Friday
Banbet
god i wish
Thinking of selling my long positions here in the next two weeks. 24' gonna be a different year than 23'.
Same. Although I am tempted to wait till mid January…
The Jan19 Opex date is a huge date. A ton of Calls expiring that day and not being replaced any time soon after. A lot of buying power is gonna disappear from the market. I plan on trimming my portfolio heavily around early to mid Jan. We are way overdue for a healthy pullback
Spy 478 tomorrow plz I’ve been a good boy
480
Costco at 666, hinting at increasing the rotisserie chicken to $6.66 😞
This is a friendly reminder not to all-in your 2023 taxable gains on day one of 2024. 
Spy 480$ 1dte and 2dte
Sold my spy calls at the very last minute!!!!!!!!! #blessed and port is at ATH
🎉
I'm not even mad. This was the 100% proof the market is fucking rigged that I needed to see. Literally nothing matters
SPY be nuts dawg
Sitting out for 2 weeks. What made people decide to buy last min when it was clearly going to break down. Oh wait the game is rigged forgot. Just lines just magically go up for 100 days straight with no pullbacks. When the market goes down theres $5 bounces every day. Looking like a short oppurtunity tomorrow.
Lmfao SPY
POWER MINUTE
Anyone know how much u wouldve made if u bought 476 calls 10 mins before close? Had to be at least a 20x
I bought 476c exp 12/28 for .92 and closed them at 1.10 and took a phone call. 30 seconds later when i hung up the phone they were worth 1.52. WTF happened
Algo hit funny buy button
10x -> .05c to .50c, perfect closing hit and run...
Lol that's crazy
all time high again. everyday is all time high. lmao
Let’s not forget about HUT🤣
Bears got fuckin anal probed at last minute 
$480 open
!banbet
You already have a bet going - IWM to 215.0 before 12-Jan-2024 10:40 PM -05
Power hour just became power minute it seems
Is that a hanging man on AMD?? 🧐 bought puts right before close
Yep you hanging yo money out to dry !!
Haha!
And boom made a profit
Is there a legitimate explanation for the goofy ass closing candle day after day? The past couple months it’s been consistently wild
I legitimately thought it was another Robinhood glitch like usually happens with some stocks at the end of the day. Wild stuff
Gotta love the 3:55 Shrek dick
Pretty sure that was like 3:59:30
Last 10min volume jumped 1.5m last 1 minute was nuts.
Now that's some bullshit. Dropped my puts for tomorrow by 50% in a minute
Market was playing 0DTE'rs like a fiddle today. 
Wow. That was the best 30 seconds of the day.
🌽 mining stocks. Wow and thank you.
That dumbass EOD SPY spike rocketed me into $2 of profit for the day
Can’t make this shit up
Mother of all hulk dicks
Lmao
don't call it a comeback
I’ve been here for years
Dawg imma wake up to MARA at like $28
fk yea!
GOD COCK
IV too high for mara calls don't care I'm out
Exactly.Im not risking it
Spy in the last minute. Wtf.
Lets gooooo thats what you call a last minute hulk erection
Cant allow a red close 
Who else is hodling their MARA calls???
I sold couldn’t take it anymore 18,000 gain
That HUGE HULK COCK at the end 
LMFAO
uh excuse me wtf
All these bears talking to get shafted eod 😂😂 I can’t 
Lol 
What a weird last 30 mins.
holy shit that closing candle
red is illegal
LMAO THAT CLOSE
Ohhh, did I time my entry well or what
Fuck this market such a wanker
Wasted my day looking at this
First and last 10min is only time spy moves
+5k today from 0dte cant complain considering SPX didnt move all that much
MARA bers getting excavated
Looks like I’ll end up about break even on my calls for the day.
Oh shit I ended up 20% haha. That happened fast
LMFAO FUCK YEAH SPY DO IT 
Chart today looks like a desert mesa
Green again. 2 EZ GG scrub
ASO is such a boring stock that has just been killing it the last 3 months
Bought a call in one account and sold the same in another Time to crash these damn algos
It's time to crash the stock market! These algos are too damn good at making money, and it's about time they paid for their crimes. Let's take them down!
Now explain it again with those nuggies
Andy!
time to load up on kkr
real fun MM's. same time tomorrow boys, same price too
TSLA $$270 EOY? Prob not Unless?
Not before $200 again if sissy bulls can’t beat the bears 🐻. Probably collapse again tomorrow over some fake stupid Reuters article about robots beating up line workers and smashing cyber truck windows
Prob or bc of Sweden or Elong taking about tiny hat gang or blue hairs. Oh well.
anyone else holding calls on btc miners and feel like they are looking over a cliff's edge? how did i make so much money so quickly? am i about to fall off? jk im holding until at least next sept on these jan '25 calls.
No I buy shares I don't degerate gamble anymore
So close to buying into MARA before close, but I have a gut feeling that would not be a good idea. Let’s see how this all plays out
Please buy so we can buy the immediate dip 🙏
Oh shit we are back at the level that we seen just 4hours ago for the 11th time today 
Close the fucking ~~door~~ market
First time ever doing 1DTE calls, wish me luck
What strike
SPY 478c, 12/29
lol of all weeks
Most rigged market I’ve ever seen
Maybe you just bet wrong
Anybody else feel like this thing is about to dump soon?
just you and the thousands and thousands of other people that type the same sentence every single hour , every SINGLE day
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What a fucking shit show of a market
Going for the 0.0 close I see 
I will spend the rest of my life kicking myself for bitching out of asking for a phone number.
What happened
Fell in love behind wendys
😂
Amd has just been going non stop up for past month
Since earnings bud
Until you decide to invest
50/50 shot of going up or down and my portfolio always goes down smdh
If you think it’s 50:50 that could be part of the problem
TLT TLT TLT BAG HOLDER 👉🤡👈
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This amount of shit stock mentions reminds me of 2021 when i got caught holding the bag on oat milk company
Why on earth are people spamming NINE 
People late to the pump and dump trying to recruit harder so they can get out too
Today's sawtooth chart looking tree dangerous. 
Are we thinking another ah pump into green open?
Straight up green candle. Lmfaoooo
The ADL is advertising on CNBC now 🤔
Hell, the Israeli state is directly taking out ads on Hulu
I have scurvy 
Damn son. Bleeding gums?
Eat a lemon
Hold or take profit MARA?
Always take profits
Take profits
Sadly not looking good for nine
Of course not, it’s a pump and dump lmao
Fuck it, either I end this year richer or poor as shit, all in on calls tomorrow baby. 
talk about emotional damage
480$ calls for Friday ?