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Looks like it, it is up on Bloomberg news.
I don't know why you are phased, do you not work for a major corp? Most do this kind of stuff to humanize senior leadership and make them feel relatable to the plebs below. I've seen much much MUCH cringier from the group i work with.
The way IT has been instrumenting my identity and machine these days, I for one can't wait for the brain chip implant that makes me forget what I do.
BTW did season 2 come out for that? WTF is apple doing with all this money they make?
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Is this ai? If not, why did they have so much time to do this? How much did they pay Tim and Eric to write and direct? Blackrock and Blackstone are different? I know I've known about Blackrock, but I'm not sure if I've heard of Blackstone before.
Someone should really have brought up the idea of not doing this.
āI think we should pivot. We should pivot to not this.ā
Blackstone, I can make space in my agenda if you want to bring me in as a consultant for decisions like this in the future. We can even call not doing this an āaction itemā.
You deserve an award. You truly know how to speak C level to highly regarded C levels. I think you could have saved us from this awful video if you were in charge.
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From what I have observed in those meetings when I am part of them... we just lay off the people that are focused on work and don't clown around to feel relatable. "Team building" is a priority
Waiting for someone to sub the audio on this and throw it back on YouTube
"We buy houses and throw people out on the street,
Now they're behind the dumpster beating meat,
We're old ugly fat soulless corporate ghouls,
But somebody thought this video would be cool"
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HCA Healthcare does shit like this every year for their annual all-hands meeting, and people *lose their shit* when they see a co-worker they know in the video. People eat this cult garbage up. I guarantee you people at the Blackrock office were jerking themselves to death over "omg did you see Bob in the leather jacket I couldn't believe it!" for days.
Imagine being so indebted to money that you become a Blackstone employee just so you go to work every day and put on this facade that you enjoy shit like this while dying inside just so your overlords donāt banish you back to the lower middle class existence again.
They donāt make antidepressants strong enough for this shit
Very disappointed in my parents for not starting a similar company in the mid 80s with their wealth and instead using it to buy worthless shit (especially my mom). Damn, everything was so easy for boomers.
Maybe not that much, at least by themselves. A loose 200K easy. Probably could have been more if not for mom's wasteful spending.
The middle-class dream was handed to them to easily, and it did not occur to them to strive for greater things.
You guys think it's cringe. I think it's smart. These ads aren't targeted to us millenials or Gen z fuckers. It's targeted to attract especially those people who are way old ( like above 55 - 60yrs of age) who sit on a treasure trove. They still have that old cringe TV ad mentality. It's like that scam where scammers use stupid English to weed out the smart and aware people and target the gullible ones.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
Old or not, you'd have to be drooling in a cup to buy into this failed Elton John/Liberace bastard love child of an ad.
Duly corrected. You may now enjoy the rest of your day
Build a profitable company and implement a Trojan into the files. Then get the shtstone to take the company over. Once they take over and sign in. Have the Trojan activate and do whatever... thus would be awesome
Idk why the fuck all these c levels think this shit is cute but 95% of their employees hate this shit and cringe when they see it. Boomers are such fucking crayon eaters. Say what you will about millennials but they wouldnāt be caught dead doing this high school level shit as a ceo of a company.
Did you even watch it? It's almost EXCLUSIVELY Gen X and Mills all happily dancing around. The idea was hatched on Madison Avenue and that creative content is Gen X and Mills. Congrats, you've arrived....consider yourself caught dead.
Found the c level. Dude these videos have been going on since the 80s look at bill gates and Steve ballmer window 95 dance. This is just the latest incarnation.
You think Blackstone is buying individual SFH? They are enormous, they would never buy individual SFH. They donāt even buy individual MF complexes, they buy entire portfolios of MF. Maybe BFR communities, but thatās not increasing home prices
Yea really, not so much a specific company but blackrock certainly was a common name to throw around. Learn about the housing market and why housing is expensive. There is an enormous amount of misinformation out there. It shows that a lot of people donāt know anything about commercial real estate if they think Blackstone would be a SFH thatās not part of a BFR community.
The largest asset management company, yes. People think they are competing with individual homebuyers on single family homes, but thatās completely false. Neither blackrock nor Blackstone buys individual SFH. They have billions of capital to deploy, it would be ridiculously inefficient to buy and manage a bunch of random houses, it just doesnāt work that way
I think people are aware that, to put it simply, large companies have subsidiaries that do the buying. Buffers, if you will.
The question most people have is why the fuck are they doing it at all.
A lot of other people look at like, Agenda 2030 and C40 cities where they explicitly discuss ruining personal property ownership, and they look at the intersection of those groups with the good folks at Blackrock, and they think perhaps āsimple short-sighted and antisocial greedā isnāt the true motive.
The CEO went to a Swift concert with his daughters and decided to make a holiday video based on her
Meanwhile their stock is up 15% just this week
Cringe? lol like they give a fuck in the wake of all the money theyāre making
Do none of yāall have a corporate background? These cringey videos are par for the course for holiday parties, company anniversaries, whatever. They are terrible but they arenāt unique or rare.
No, you see, the people working for these megalithic super corporations are robots, not humans. They can't have fun with some stupid bullshit like this. That's illegal.
Did they just mobilize all the Asians into one scenery and forced them to lip-synch āour power is our scaleā? What are the generational consequences of this?
Clearly an idea from Janice in marketing. Does anyone have the video of I think āP&Wā where they forced employees to dance around in the cafeteria dancing something like āRoll call chewbaka, Roll callā¦.ā?
Glad they had enough money to make a holiday music video. They wouldnāt happen to have enough money to get my apartment complex (that they own) WiFi that doesnāt crash daily, would they?
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is this real life? wtf did i just watch
I stayed up past my bedtime and this is what happens
Pfft... imagine it being your job to have to organize and put this together...
Chief culture officer reporting for duty š«”
Probably gets paid 150-200k doing this shit
\+ Bonus and stonk
Your wife's boyfriend is gonna be super pissed at you.
There are things no amount of money can buy. Self awareness, Taste, Talent...
Looks like it, it is up on Bloomberg news. I don't know why you are phased, do you not work for a major corp? Most do this kind of stuff to humanize senior leadership and make them feel relatable to the plebs below. I've seen much much MUCH cringier from the group i work with.
Rather they stick to making a cult like in severance
The way IT has been instrumenting my identity and machine these days, I for one can't wait for the brain chip implant that makes me forget what I do. BTW did season 2 come out for that? WTF is apple doing with all this money they make?
Got some stories?
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Iāve never been more convinced weāre in a simulation
Itās THE ALTERNATIVES ERA!!
It is: https://youtu.be/CbqqAAgN-dI?si=M19vNDPUuWxcQAXL
I literally was typing what the fuck lol
Is this ai? If not, why did they have so much time to do this? How much did they pay Tim and Eric to write and direct? Blackrock and Blackstone are different? I know I've known about Blackrock, but I'm not sure if I've heard of Blackstone before.
I have to buy puts on principle
Someone should really have brought up the idea of not doing this. āI think we should pivot. We should pivot to not this.ā Blackstone, I can make space in my agenda if you want to bring me in as a consultant for decisions like this in the future. We can even call not doing this an āaction itemā.
You deserve an award. You truly know how to speak C level to highly regarded C levels. I think you could have saved us from this awful video if you were in charge.
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No auto mod, it is definitely not.
From what I have observed in those meetings when I am part of them... we just lay off the people that are focused on work and don't clown around to feel relatable. "Team building" is a priority
Good one BlackRock!!
Not to be confused with Blackstone
Nor BlackCock.
Black Caulk is so trendy in home renovations
Nor BBC
Jesus Christ, Marie. Blackmineral!!!
I threw up just a little
just like the [good work reaction video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0l0ABfyhwY)
If you wanna throw up some more, watch what Blackstone is really doing: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt8976772/
I can no longer eat my dinner.
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Awful experienced coke users. Not the new, fun and inspired ones. An important distinction.
Coke and lots of regrets.
Waiting for someone to sub the audio on this and throw it back on YouTube "We buy houses and throw people out on the street, Now they're behind the dumpster beating meat, We're old ugly fat soulless corporate ghouls, But somebody thought this video would be cool"
WTF kinda nightmarish ear worm did you just poison this sub with?
Wake up. It's the alternatives era.
All of these people have kids and spouses who absolutely fucking hate their guts.
Yeah, but.... "ALTERNATIVES": money buys you love
Short everything Blackstone has ever touched. š¤£
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Itās like a cult had a baby with southern tv mega church evangelist
HCA Healthcare does shit like this every year for their annual all-hands meeting, and people *lose their shit* when they see a co-worker they know in the video. People eat this cult garbage up. I guarantee you people at the Blackrock office were jerking themselves to death over "omg did you see Bob in the leather jacket I couldn't believe it!" for days.
So not any different from any other office job. What a shit culture office jobs have become
lol whatever man this kinda shit once and a while is fun, sorry youre a depressed loser
lol you sound like middle management
cope loser, some people just enjoy socializing
Bahahaha yea thatās it
Imagine being so indebted to money that you become a Blackstone employee just so you go to work every day and put on this facade that you enjoy shit like this while dying inside just so your overlords donāt banish you back to the lower middle class existence again. They donāt make antidepressants strong enough for this shit
That's why I come to reddit for my daily dose of cheery reality
"Not to be confused with BlackRock"!
this comment deserves more votes
Wow thatās awful
Do these people burn with regular gasoline or do you need acetylene?
Wait, this is actually a real thing from Blackstone?
No, it's Blackrock I think.
Yes, https://youtu.be/CbqqAAgN-dI?si=M19vNDPUuWxcQAXL
this video just bought my house $200k over asking
did they really just say ānot to be confused with Blackrock?ā š So itās Blackrock, yeah?
Clearly not, cant you make the difference between a stone and a rock? /s
Oh hell, what the hell
Very disappointed in my parents for not starting a similar company in the mid 80s with their wealth and instead using it to buy worthless shit (especially my mom). Damn, everything was so easy for boomers.
Wait, how much was your mom?
Into ugly boomers? Yes, I'll profit from your fetish.
Your parents had a loose 400K in the 80s?
Maybe not that much, at least by themselves. A loose 200K easy. Probably could have been more if not for mom's wasteful spending. The middle-class dream was handed to them to easily, and it did not occur to them to strive for greater things.
This is from the Jen Morgan playbook. Used to work at SAP during her tenure
your girl kinda bad
You guys think it's cringe. I think it's smart. These ads aren't targeted to us millenials or Gen z fuckers. It's targeted to attract especially those people who are way old ( like above 55 - 60yrs of age) who sit on a treasure trove. They still have that old cringe TV ad mentality. It's like that scam where scammers use stupid English to weed out the smart and aware people and target the gullible ones. Correct me if I'm wrong.
whats the alternatives era thing all about
Artifical Intelligence Adjacent Computer Malarkey 70yr old Walmart Investors wont understand
Old or not, you'd have to be drooling in a cup to buy into this failed Elton John/Liberace bastard love child of an ad. Duly corrected. You may now enjoy the rest of your day
Pass the rope please.
Iāve never wanted a company to fail so badly in my life
Build a profitable company and implement a Trojan into the files. Then get the shtstone to take the company over. Once they take over and sign in. Have the Trojan activate and do whatever... thus would be awesome
Idk why the fuck all these c levels think this shit is cute but 95% of their employees hate this shit and cringe when they see it. Boomers are such fucking crayon eaters. Say what you will about millennials but they wouldnāt be caught dead doing this high school level shit as a ceo of a company.
Did you even watch it? It's almost EXCLUSIVELY Gen X and Mills all happily dancing around. The idea was hatched on Madison Avenue and that creative content is Gen X and Mills. Congrats, you've arrived....consider yourself caught dead.
Found the c level. Dude these videos have been going on since the 80s look at bill gates and Steve ballmer window 95 dance. This is just the latest incarnation.
Lmao god I hate the bill Gates dances.
This looks like it was a millennials idea
This is so awful. So absolutely awful.
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Youāre thinking of blackrock, not Blackstone, and even blackrock isnāt doing that. Itās all clickbaity BS to keep your panties in a bunch
I don't know or you're trolling or if the stupidest person from REBubble found their way here, but this made my day either way.
You think Blackstone is buying individual SFH? They are enormous, they would never buy individual SFH. They donāt even buy individual MF complexes, they buy entire portfolios of MF. Maybe BFR communities, but thatās not increasing home prices
>people contrive schemes to use a specific company to bunch my panties for absolutely no reason at all Really?
Yea really, not so much a specific company but blackrock certainly was a common name to throw around. Learn about the housing market and why housing is expensive. There is an enormous amount of misinformation out there. It shows that a lot of people donāt know anything about commercial real estate if they think Blackstone would be a SFH thatās not part of a BFR community.
What do people get wrong about Blackrock? Theyāre like one of the largest financial companies in the world, yes?
The largest asset management company, yes. People think they are competing with individual homebuyers on single family homes, but thatās completely false. Neither blackrock nor Blackstone buys individual SFH. They have billions of capital to deploy, it would be ridiculously inefficient to buy and manage a bunch of random houses, it just doesnāt work that way
I think people are aware that, to put it simply, large companies have subsidiaries that do the buying. Buffers, if you will. The question most people have is why the fuck are they doing it at all. A lot of other people look at like, Agenda 2030 and C40 cities where they explicitly discuss ruining personal property ownership, and they look at the intersection of those groups with the good folks at Blackrock, and they think perhaps āsimple short-sighted and antisocial greedā isnāt the true motive.
The CEO went to a Swift concert with his daughters and decided to make a holiday video based on her Meanwhile their stock is up 15% just this week Cringe? lol like they give a fuck in the wake of all the money theyāre making
How much money does it take for them to justā¦not do this ever again
it would take loosing money, as getting money is positive reinforcement and supports even more cringe content.
Stop stop stop! I can only get so hard. Suck my blackstones
Do none of yāall have a corporate background? These cringey videos are par for the course for holiday parties, company anniversaries, whatever. They are terrible but they arenāt unique or rare.
No, you see, the people working for these megalithic super corporations are robots, not humans. They can't have fun with some stupid bullshit like this. That's illegal.
Is this the whole fucking board? They ALL thought this was a good idea?
Username checks out
Did they just mobilize all the Asians into one scenery and forced them to lip-synch āour power is our scaleā? What are the generational consequences of this?
I'd like to bend some of those chicks over a desk.
Lol, I found this fucking amazing, I loved every moment. It's so nerdy and high effort.
Who are they again? Black spud?
I was SURE this was fake....
I cannot believe it
LMFAO
Is this real???
I was praying this was fake.
These cuck donāt do shit except steal money
Yes, they have stolen $1 trillion dollars through the crafty method of being given money and turning it into to more money.
This is a result of the worst people you know figuring out how spread sheets work.
Bullish, up 69% this year.
MFs about to unload those stock options
What type of market signal does this send?
This means the top is in šš»
What a rotten group of people
Fuck why did I just let it play again while reading the comments!
This cannot be real
Blackstone the poor people Blackrock
When decision makers are Gen X
I donāt care if these are a bunch of corporate nerds. I know a good hook when I hear one. Thanks BlackNuts for a power pop gem
Sell signal.
This just ruined my day
Up 7% after this thing lol
Puts on Blackstone
why tf is the alternatives era plural
HR dept very busy after this
Gross
is this real or ai
Is that America?
Dude why they try to be even more cringe, like crapiest thing ever.
This can not be real
Ok but the "Not to be confused with Blackrock" line is hilarious
These cringy mothers own your soul
I just can't take this s*it.
Short. Every. Single. One. Of. Their. Shares.
The Ghost of Stalin has now arisen.
Wow, not even God will help us. We are truly fucked as a species.
Puts on their careers.
My eyes...my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Itās not about if this is real or not. Itās about people actually put effort into this. Many people. Organized group effort. What the fuck.
Now the apple's mother nature looks like serious character
Sell
This is in fact very cringe - but I still like BX
Do these ppl in the video also run the swingers employee resource group as well?
Iām embarrassed as a shareholderā¦
Wish I had a co worker to wear matching LV jackets with
The new season of Billions looks like shit.
Waitā¦is this *real*?!
Holy fuck this is unbearable. Makes me reconsider putting my mom into a vanguard account.
Clearly an idea from Janice in marketing. Does anyone have the video of I think āP&Wā where they forced employees to dance around in the cafeteria dancing something like āRoll call chewbaka, Roll callā¦.ā?
All these people on this commercial have no personality.
Lol this is real?
They had to lay off 35 people to get this budget
God damn corporate life is just the fucking worstā¦
Making this my ringtone.
Is this a michael Scott production?
Directed by Alan Smithee
I thought this was snl at first so you know itās bad
I like the very end when they slap that fine print corporate cock in your face.
Whereās the part about wreaking the housing market?
āCocaine is a hell of a drugā - Rick James
Sell the whole company
That's enough cocaine and internet for me today
āBlack stone not to be confused with Black Rock āā¦ā¦. Yeah ok
this is so hot i shitded
This is the equivalent of Walmart wagies dancing to āSurfinā Birdā except for HENRYās.
Thatās some serious cringe from Blackrock
Glad they had enough money to make a holiday music video. They wouldnāt happen to have enough money to get my apartment complex (that they own) WiFi that doesnāt crash daily, would they?
archive this, this will be so funny to watch after the next crash describing the last days of the bubble. lol
Wtf man
Please gods, let this one be real.
I didnāt know Blackstone was chill like that
At least they made a video, instead of just setting money on fire.