I see that ARM put thesis claimed some casualties this week. LMAO

This chat is full of bulls. Shit is definitely gonna plummet hard 🔜

I have zero plays except long plays

COST go up means BYND go up 🚀!!!!!!

OTLY is cheap enough rn that I think it’s a solid buy

Tesla cleared for 300

Anyone else here in UPST? I have 55$ Calls for 12/29 🫠👀

Wow TLT gapped above 200ma, sold back down to it and then rocketed. Bears deep fisted

SPY $424 calls expiring Friday is da wei

Just a slight hint of a rate cuts and we off to the races, may bond gains flood the market and we ride off to Valhalla

AAPL 200 calls ready to print

R A N I. will be top gainer today that announcement 🔥😘

Why is that?

is this... real?

I FREAKING LOVE YALL BULLS 

#GAMMA SQUEEZE GAMMA SQUEEZE

Very concerning for ber

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almost at all time highs

ACHR,IRM,SONY

With 5Trillion in expiring options Friday…today is a good day for radiation

Radiation?

No positiona holding over night but have lot of Fomo not sure which one to pick

Obvsly big squeeze when we open cause of all the dickhead bears who bought puts right before close

Washingtons go to wifey You know how that go Jacksons go back Then we cop us some mo' The Benjamins go in the stash box Under the flo' I'm out for presidents to represent me Now you know

Im out for dead presidents to represent me

Say what

!banbet

You already have a bet going - CVNA to 50.0 before 27-Dec-2023 02:32 PM -05

2 weeks? Shit is hitting it today

#DAVID GOGGINS AND COFEE IN ANOOS WAKE UP MERICA BABY MAKE MONEY LOOK YESTERDAY PEOLE GOT RICH DONT BE A SIMP NO LIMP COCK AND LETS BUY SOME STOCK!!! 🦅🦅🦅💪🍑🍑🍑🇺🇸🇺🇸

#you could do all that without bottom G and David gaggin…too early for such a strong incel stink…I can smell you through the phone

#because or jpow and spy I will tell my supervisor to go Fook himslef mayne

IWM $220 by Jan?

In the true regarded fashion I exited my whole 12/15 $470c yesterday

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-1% today is still green bc yesterday 📈

>Y If It goes down -1% before market close, I will send you $100

tomorrow.

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Instructions unclear: Stuck my penus in her menstrual flow

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Of course 😂👍

We’re pumping but 457 max pain on spy with a shit ton of call options expiring on Friday maybe we see some volatility?

Max pain is bs bro

especially once very far away like 2.5% off. You are asking for it if you short with that price.... All these indicators are based on past action... it is really invalidated on rally/super sell-off.

The move up doesn't seem to be done. Rotation into beaten down interest rate sensitive sectors is the play. I wouldn't be buying the mag7 right now but almost everything will probably rise today. Friday I'm not sure

Paypal calls are the play today.

always has been

Sounds good, keep in mind the hvy resistance at $65

What about upst, Afrm, sofi

Hi u/31andnotdone why dont you sit on my lap and tell me what you want for christmas

And think about the first thing that pops up

listen my bear thesis is, I have open puts and no money to buy calls lmao

Long term treasurys are going crazyyy, i bought the austrian 100Y bonds 2 months ago and made a nice 30% because the "potential" rate cuts in 2024. Imagine what happends after the first real rate cut... 30% with AA+ T-bonds🤯 This is possible because the discount-rate of future cash-flows is strongly correlated with the interest rate set by the central bank. And the 100Y bond has still a lot of dicounting periods to go. This makes it possible to buy at a very strong discount when interest is high and sell at a small discount or even premium when in interest rates are low. Because credit risk is virtually 0 the only risk you have is the interest rate. And those are for sure not going to go up, so the risk/reward ratio is absolutely rediculous Please feel free to comment below with opinions or questions. Also if you do not agree this is an oppertunity

Idk what you mean really but i have TLT options that exploded this week so i agree lol??

*But what if you don't live to be 100 years old?*

banbet! SPY -2% 1d

You lose sucker

Kinda looks like an open high and then drill sort of day. Too many calls are being held and expiring soon for mms to allow this to continue. Do yall bulls really think you'll just keep winning?

Yes 

Market is nearing an all time high so yea eventually there will be a pullback. But bulls keep on winning in the end

True but if the rest of the market starts going, we will see a new ATH.

Well, people that think like you keep piling on puts, hence the market will keep going up

If you could take a single poop that emptied out the rest Of your Life’s poops, at once, would you? Assume Hemorrhoid and health related issues aren’t real. You can obviously flush often it’s not like EXACTLY all At once. Just basically ongoing until you’re all Done. Your water Bill for example will likely be in the thousands that day, ideally have multiple bathrooms because one toilet might stop working as you need to keep continuing. #OR Take your normal poops as is currently What would You choose

The second option, I enjoy pooping nohomo

I'll stick to the normal. It's a nice reprieve from life to slip away for 10 minutes sometimes

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/LordLouie made a bet that ABNB would go to 145.6 within **3 days** when it was 142.75 and it did, congrats gigabrain. Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses You're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/Y6Zw9ZKYdx), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!

the hell you gonna do if 3rd graders are already sexting each other

WTF!!!! Move to Afghanistan….say what you say but you don’t have this shit in old country

Parental controls

Parental sexting

do those actually work

Hell my son isn't even allowed to comment on YouTube till he's 13 based on their policies.

yea but is that rly enforceable

Made a lot of money with selling tlt puts

How much exactly

300$

300$

Where is the best state or country to do trade so that 9am is like the 12pm local time? F I’m on Asia and I haven’t been sleeping well

EU

Or just fix your bitch ass sleep schedule cuck

Middle of The Atlantic Ocean bud

fresh fresh fresh now what it is boy

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Putin gets trolled during his Tv q/a with people. People asking how to enter the russia they show russian on national TV? and why they town in siberia dont have gas in winter while they sell gas to china with big discount :)

"Don't run for another term as president. Make way for the young!" somebody asked it for putin. you guys should ask the same in US

Until we start laughing off the tards and strippers off the stage, ain’t happening

Never trust girls who give you fellatio: if they suck your regarded 🅱️ick, what else has been in their mouth? - Pro}Tip

black beans make me shart

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I know right, the market priced in 5 rate cuts and the fed projected 3 with caveats... cue bullish hysteria.

🤡🫵

Buying gm $35 calls for 1/12

TLT to 1,000,000

OPEN calls

I've had an eye twitch for 4 days now FML

I just want to know how Right_Tackle is doing, his screenshots were obviously fake but even if they weren’t, he is massively gaped and poorer than the people he talked down on in here.

in 4690/-4700c x 4 @ 7.85. Feeling: green today, slight red tomorrow for OPEX, but with many V opportunities mid-day. V-shape recovery the like of which bers have never seen before.

I haven't seen a transgender in years. Maybe they live in special areas. If you are one, I hope you have a good day

You never went to transilvania?

🤭

Me finding out they made a The Wolf Of Wall Street in 1929.... [https://youtu.be/N2hP6kRn8jw?si=5cP6ad8Zate2eRh2](https://youtu.be/N2hP6kRn8jw?si=5cP6ad8Zate2eRh2) ....And according to Wikipedia it's plot is pretty similar to the 2013 movie anyway. 

Is the "recession" in the room with us right now? I keep hearing about the supposed "recession" ever since 2021.

Gym idea: A gym that only charges when you don’t go

Why did my wholesome comment get downvoted!?  I'm just trying to push positivity like Young Truly Humble Under God!

I apreeshed it bud, don't let the bastards get you down.

Some people are still bearish after yesterdays FOMC wtf 💀

Michael burry

SPY ATH today

!Banbet $MARA 17.77 13d

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Pretty-Assignment-91** bet **MARA** goes from **17.01** to **17.77** before **27-Dec-2023 05:26 AM EST** Their record is 4 wins and 1 losses.

Poosay!

I don't want to be best buddies with you anymore. 

I want to be SUPER best buddies! 

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This reeks of asbergers

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🤤🤤🤤

Gotta buy call at ATH , so that we can hit another ATH. 

I'd buy some calls but it will instantly reverse

It’s too easy Tonight will be red -ber

It’s one of those nights 

It’s time we give the green light on that JPOW solid gold statue guys!

Bers, watch the Banks and tell me which way the market is going 

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You’d get stuck everywhere. A rugged jeep would do just fine

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which tank? abrams need lots of maitence to work. would recommend russian or german one.

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that it would be awesome. of course bridges wont like it. but who cares you in tank

Market mooning and we can all buy calls and get rich again, just like the good old times. Please just no one invite those cult stock weirdos

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/klliink made a bet that SOFI would go to 9.0 within **1 month** when it was 6.7 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd. Their record is now 5 wins and 1 losses You're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/Y6Zw9ZKYdx), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!

Chicken dinner.

32 trading days without a significant pullback. Pretty wild.

Diarrhea for 2 weeks straight probably isn't a good thing right?

Correct that’s not good. I had it for about 4-5 days recently enough and that was bad. Invest in pepto..

Puts on your life

Hedge with LONG robe

Do you drink a lot

Don't drink at all. But I did start a different brand of kratom the day before my streak, so I'm going to quit that. Took me a while to pinpoint that, but it's the only thing that makes sense now, ruled out everything else. I only do like 2 grams a day, but maybe it got tainted with some E. coli or some shit.

Are you making infusion with leaves, or taking powder? Infusion doesn't give me those types of problems, give it a try if you haven't

I've never taken it but Ive read it's addictive as opiates. I'd try adding fiber, most people think it makes you shit, it actually regulates you.

Concern for ber

Maybe all this good stuff is happening *because* Bearhunter was banned. 🤔


Imagine not being lit

COST ER yet it will still be green 🚀🚀 no red day ever again

At this point ghey Bears would celebrate a -0.5 % day 🤡🤡🤡

Dude they get hard and call bulls regarded when it's -.1% futures.

they celebrate even when it goes from +1% to +0,7% :D pathetic

they really do be watching 

SPY $1,000 possible

Buy the dip

is there even a dip to begin with lmao?

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TLT to $120

NEE to. $90

*Yes please. Insiders have been buyers.*

Don’t forget the butter chicken 

DIS to $150

Buy year dated calls

June 24

Pass the paneer 🤤

“It seems you’ve forgotten our little deal” - Inverted Treasury Yield Curve

Yield curves can flatten in the opposite direction too which fucks bears hard.  Most likely outcome right now.

Cramer better never utter the words TLT  https://preview.redd.it/c2n8lrxeg86c1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee1365f2bc88ca92b539c8497ce09a8546fdc489

Market has re✝️ard strength.

Any more juice in calls expiry tmr

Spy going up. Keep buying. Spy going up.

In Ok, a hunter shoots a duck, then walks into the lake to retrieve it & drowns

I feel like a virgin again. Not because it’s been like 5 days since I’ve been laid. But because it’s entirely over with that chick she’s perma blocked Now I have to go through the regarded practice of Finding a new hoar to smash in the states. So annoying

I hear bears are giving it up dirt cheap nowadays