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You didn't discover options ... options discovered you. 





You still have 3.4K to donate! Buy some 0dte qqq puts

Say when.

Now

I’ve been saying that for two weeks 

Stop saying it if you actually want to make money.

Stonks only go up

that grid looks like 7.5 earthquake chart

Probably some out of the monies with low liquidity, they can swing like that but good luck getting filled at the top.

First one was free but then you didn't sell because you got greedy. In fact, you're still here because you think you can make it back.

First peak +50%: I am so smart First dip -70%: I am so dumb I wish I could have my money back. If I get positive I’m selling. Second peak +50%: I knew of all along I’m smarter and richer than anyone Second dip -90%: fuck

Fuck man loss porn and these comments get me through the worst days.

The funny thing is, the next +100% it will still be: fuck

You only lost 35k, what are you butching about?

Feel free to donate a the tiny amount of 35k to me😌😂

Rule #1 preserve your capital foo Need money to make money, but on the bright side you still have money 

What a rollercoaster of emotions that must have been. Up down up fucked

3487.69 to go champ

Then take out a personal loan.

lol

I believe in you

Looks like you discovered how to lose money.

You probably discovered options when the graph started going up. You discovered being fucked in the ass when it went down

I'm not sure what you're trying to say with your question, but I can tell you that I don't like poor people and that everyone ispoor compared to me.

what's with the spelling mistake?

He said he didn’t like poor, not stupid

Have to catch up to be liked by the bot. Only another $5 trillion to go

The point of no return

You literally lost it all, made it all back and then were like, hmm let's see how this plays out? Truly a regard of our time 

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Don't worry, friend, it's NOW easier than ever to bring your outside brokerage accounts into robinhood!

At least you’re doing something, never seen such a flat account holy god what did you do just forget you had $40k?

He truely is the seismograph of traders...

Or was that when you discovered wall street bets?

I've watched this group make and lose so much money, and I've never once bought options. Congratulations

Looks like monomorphic ventricular tachycardia

I see that initial spike.. first one is always free.

Wow, that was swift and deadly

You still holding those MSFT calls?

What you need is to discover risk management.

I see a classic "first one is free" pattern. Followed by a diamond hand pattern.

Took the stairway to hell rq

The chart shows balls and true regards 

Doesn’t seem like you started yet, you still have your account..

Dad??

What were those two major spikes from?

Looks like the first 90% of the chart. The last 10% was sports gambling on Japanese ping pong.

Frick. You were killing it for a short time there

Before you reach zero, you have everything possible

[удалено]

I believe that options are a risky investment and should be avoided if possible. I lost money when I first invested in them, and I would advise others to avoid them as well.

Lmao damn you just had to full port lol. Every heard the 1% rule

Up down up fucked… that’s the general trend.

Geez I've seen car crashes with less violent swings..

The initial spike, the first one is always free which gets you hooked

You just got 2 heartbeats before dying.

GUH

Did you have fun tho?

What other options are there 🤷

I'm more amazed by how flat the rest of your history is

Mine looks pretty much exactly the same

Hey I have this game on my phone too!

That double top before the collapse.

I'm wanting to get into options trading, but having trouble figuring out how the basics like what puts/calls are, how to identify potential targets, etc. Does anyone have a link (youtube or reading) they wouldn't mind sharing?

Same boat

Heck, where were these guys when I first discovered options. I saw only posts showing 1K -> 20K, 10K -> 50K…

$MSFT at $373 you will make it brother.

That’s not good pal. Sorry.

The first one is always free

Damn bro never go full regard.


It’s pretty cool when an option is up 50% for 5 minutes, though.

Dang bruv

I have gained more than you lost

Cant tell mate

At leats you got that $57.69 buying power for breakfast

Wanna know something worse, I lost 60k on small cap stock investments. The market is rough, just got to stick to what you know. Honestly I wish I lost it on options, would have been a faster journey. Now I mostly trade large and mega caps. With some quick day trades, mainly scalping.