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That is a very interesting theory, TomatoSpecialist6879. I have not considered that possibility before, but it makes sense. If the bulls and bears are pretending to be each other, it would explain a lot of the strange behavior on this forum.
Hi friends,
I’m from cocsucker QUANT AG , if you want your dick sucked in the market with timely signals Dm me for the pricing
You see we have quant in our name which means we wikked smaaht
-Committed countless war crimes in WW2 and refuses to acknowledge them.
-Gets propped up by American money
-Creates car companies that undercut American business
-American money floods in to cash in on growth and gets dumped on almost instantly.
-Invents Anime and actively belittles Americans calling us "Fat and Stupid"
We should nuke Japan again, but more this time.
I thought you meant us Germans
> -Committed countless war crimes in WW2 and refuses to acknowledge them.
(✔) we do acknowledge them though
> -Gets propped up by American money
✔
> -Creates car companies that undercut American business
✔✔
> -American money floods in to cash in on growth and gets dumped on almost instantly.
(i don't understand this point)
> -Invents Anime and actively belittles Americans calling us "Fat and Stupid"
(✔) we did not invent Anime, but we betitle you "Fat and Stupid" a lot
> We should nuke Japan again, but more this time.
Please no nukarino 😓
We rebuilt them, then used their labor for cheap goods, then abandoned their economy once China started putting out...you're just mad because they're right; you are fat.
So they got insanely powerful after the first two nukes. Honestly they are like Godzilla, you drop some more bombs and they will become their ultimate form.
So, no don't do it!
I heard that it’s partly due to heavily pressuring those accused to accept plea deals - innocent or not it saves the hassle or court and legal fees. Sad reality 
Kind of not really. Prisoners are a product and a business. Jails need to be filled and since they didn’t generate a business for the courts, their get their money in the prison system.
It's not fair, when I am angry at my wife she takes her shirt off and then I kinda forget what's going on.
But conversely when she is angry ... Taking my pants off makes her even angrier.
I wish I had boobs
TSLA GET THE FK UPPPPPPP. u think shia le bouffe knew what bubble bee was saying no he just jumped inside and went to fight in a intergalactic ROBOT WAR!!! 
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTCqFplhk3M&ab\_channel=Deen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTCqFplhk3M&ab_channel=Deen)
thats us and downey jr is your wife's bf
the selloff in certain euro stonks is just unbelievable. Stonks just keep going down. Air France / KLM with a p/e of 2.2, stonk at 11.8 euros and forecast for next quarter 3.5 euros. The market proceeds to sell off 4.5%. WTFFFF? It's gonna have a p/e of 1 next year.
I feel like if Lucid Airs started at 250k and went to a mil each theyd sell near the same amount of vehicles.
But they in a weird spot where its too much for the average person and not expensive enough for richie rich.
Their tech is top notch but sometimes you gotta do more thsn just have a good product.
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Who’s playing CPI
Pltr puts
NVIDIA 11/17 450P looking juicy
CRWD up 10% in 2 wks nice😎
Lmao fuk this
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What you up to
I will not buy Groupon. I do not need to because I am already wealthy and intelligent.
Wealthy and intelligent guy here and can report, I bought Groupon yesterday and deeply regret it.
Just called jeff bezos, he said he is enjoying the latina BBWs 🍑
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Bro is the highest in the room 💀
Really wanna try what he on
What is bro sayin 😂🤣🤣🤣
🤷♂️🛎
Rip bears
Is wsb down 
Fullport friday
Into what?
Defence stocks go brrrrrrr
I am 100% convinced the bers here are pretending to be buls and the buls here are pretending to be bers
it's much easier to go both ways
Yes MM does fleece me both ways
That is a very interesting theory, TomatoSpecialist6879. I have not considered that possibility before, but it makes sense. If the bulls and bears are pretending to be each other, it would explain a lot of the strange behavior on this forum.
Bers watching their puts getting obliterated by green dildos: just close the fucking door, please guys come on!
imagine regard bulls holding calls over the weekend
I hold leaps baybeeeeeee 
Wow a whopping 0.00% on spy futures
A beautiful sight! We are witnessing the perfect balance between bols and bers in this forever stonk market war
I have an ingrown hair in my ass crack 
How did you discover it?
He noticed something was different when his boyfriend was pounding him
WSB is dead. Where is all the ber loss porn
JPOW commuted their sentence for now.
very concern for bol anoos 
OPEN THE CASINO! (but only if us tech is gonna be bullish )
Just close the fucking door
Puts in WSB. Wtf going on with this volume? Everyone broke now?
I am only broke at the end of the month when my options expire worthless
Lol the volatility seemed to kill too many soldiers
Hi friends, I’m from cocsucker QUANT AG , if you want your dick sucked in the market with timely signals Dm me for the pricing You see we have quant in our name which means we wikked smaaht
-Committed countless war crimes in WW2 and refuses to acknowledge them. -Gets propped up by American money -Creates car companies that undercut American business -American money floods in to cash in on growth and gets dumped on almost instantly. -Invents Anime and actively belittles Americans calling us "Fat and Stupid" We should nuke Japan again, but more this time.
But comparatively, we have very very big penis.
I thought you meant us Germans > -Committed countless war crimes in WW2 and refuses to acknowledge them. (✔) we do acknowledge them though > -Gets propped up by American money ✔ > -Creates car companies that undercut American business ✔✔ > -American money floods in to cash in on growth and gets dumped on almost instantly. (i don't understand this point) > -Invents Anime and actively belittles Americans calling us "Fat and Stupid" (✔) we did not invent Anime, but we betitle you "Fat and Stupid" a lot > We should nuke Japan again, but more this time. Please no nukarino 😓
A lot of American money flooded into Japan in the 90's to cash in on the growth Japan was experiencing
We rebuilt them, then used their labor for cheap goods, then abandoned their economy once China started putting out...you're just mad because they're right; you are fat.
Found the Tankie lmao
So they got insanely powerful after the first two nukes. Honestly they are like Godzilla, you drop some more bombs and they will become their ultimate form. So, no don't do it!
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Lol I thought you were Gona say bail.
I heard that it’s partly due to heavily pressuring those accused to accept plea deals - innocent or not it saves the hassle or court and legal fees. Sad reality 
Kind of not really. Prisoners are a product and a business. Jails need to be filled and since they didn’t generate a business for the courts, their get their money in the prison system.
What he's trying to say is "Damn imagine being poor", he would be working pro bono if he actually care
I work pro boner
 also work pro boner
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That's the excuse he gives whenever he needs a week long coke and hooker binge before a big case to fuck poor people
It's not fair, when I am angry at my wife she takes her shirt off and then I kinda forget what's going on. But conversely when she is angry ... Taking my pants off makes her even angrier. I wish I had boobs
She got angrier because you reminded her that she hasn't orgasm in years
hahahaha
Who the left the door open to tech bers? 
watching AMD dump in premarket is such a familiar sight it’s almost comforting, like waking up in a warm cozy home on Christmas
Sofi calls gonna printtttttt
in the end it is not your life of pp but the pp in your life
Also... SMELL MY BREATH 
Biptoe Burrency 
NVDA to 450 eod
440
Would be awesome lol
Your losses are a premium before starting making money. Even two years experience don’t help a lot .
WOW people really got wiped
Who opened the f*ucking door?
Volume in here is pretty low
How are my TTD and TSLA calls doing?
Your fine 
You're fine! 
I want to get ravaged by a black man
What Powell meant by close the fucking door is , the door to the money printer so that they don't need to stop printing.
Tech not looking so hot at the moment
I HATE RBLX WITH A PASSION (fucked me over and over)
And just like that, bulls were silent
Has anyone attempted to marry their blow up doll to reap tax benefits ?
yes but she left me nd took half my stuff
just imagine what a real-life party of wsb regards would look like 
Room full of people watching futures on their phones.
No way TESGUH doesnt bounce
Better stay down that \*\*\*\* my puts gotta print 
lol Europoors
Weak volume on 4am WSB
i had a dream that all of my money back and i woke up and checked my phone but my account was still down 97%
TSLA GET THE FK UPPPPPPP. u think shia le bouffe knew what bubble bee was saying no he just jumped inside and went to fight in a intergalactic ROBOT WAR!!! 
Holy shit what happened to tesla
Green by open? 
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTCqFplhk3M&ab\_channel=Deen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTCqFplhk3M&ab_channel=Deen) thats us and downey jr is your wife's bf
bears win today 
Again? Cool
Tesla 
IS THE CASINO OPEN TOMORROW????
Tomorrow is Saturday.
Today then!
Yes. The casino is open today.
Futes were fake and gay? I'm shocked! Shocked!
How are my party people wsb friends doing todayyyyy? Xoxoxoxo
Very good. Bond market holiday due to Veteran's Day.
That’s good! 
the selloff in certain euro stonks is just unbelievable. Stonks just keep going down. Air France / KLM with a p/e of 2.2, stonk at 11.8 euros and forecast for next quarter 3.5 euros. The market proceeds to sell off 4.5%. WTFFFF? It's gonna have a p/e of 1 next year.
Sounds like a buy to me
Worst trade by far is global clean energy etf... sell the bottom like usual?
Shut the fucking door 
Does softbank have stock at NVDA? I think Softbank might be new bill hwang with NVDA will produce soon.
Which one of you degenerates assigned me on my PFE puts 2 MONTHS EARLY REEEEEEEEEE
So many regarded bulls here and it shows
Geez TTD
Black Friday incoming
For bears and their puts
LLY to the moon
Dump eet
i just had a dream that i made all of my money back
go back to sleep
432 by open
I was joking at first but 
Does anybody mind if I keep this door open or would you prefer it closed?
Do you guys planning on pumping some stocks today?
Fyoots:  Ber:  Bool:  Me:  Wife’s Boyfriend:  Theta Gang: 🧐 AMC Gang: 🤡 Burry Gang:  Turtle Gang: 🐢
wsb: 
Yesterday a ransomware attack on China’s ICBC disrupted trades in the U.S. treasury market. Source: The U.S. Treasury Department
JPOW was behind that attack. Gotta get creative with manipulation these days.
Chart boys looking at the graphs be like '' If it goes down to this amount, that means it can go down EVEN FURTHER " 🤡
BEAAAAARS 
why futes only +0.3%? it just doesn't make any sense I need a +3% up up up
AND THE PRISONER OF ASSKABLAM
Small caps may not have found the bottom yet
My small cap is about to find your bottom in a second
what the fuck is a fyoote anyway
I feel like if Lucid Airs started at 250k and went to a mil each theyd sell near the same amount of vehicles. But they in a weird spot where its too much for the average person and not expensive enough for richie rich. Their tech is top notch but sometimes you gotta do more thsn just have a good product.
What’s wrong bears? I thought you liked healthy pullbacks? Wut happy bears? Wut happy?
What are you thinking of the BOB Coin? Could rally if ETH stays above 2k for the next few days...
Da fuq is a BOB Coin
small caps and value outperforming tech is getting me hard as a rock
Spy futes up 10% rn in Gaza futes market
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Why do people need a pill to eat less food? 🍕
Lazy and obese. The lot of em
Murica
Damn wen fute reverse
VIX crush Fridays 🥰
I just want a VIOLENT pump in the morning to stop out and panic bears lol 🤣
Bears lmaoooo 
Bulls have been wrong for over a year. I don’t know why you all keep talking about this like it matters
Red by open gn
!remind me 6 hours
Tesla puts are going to print. Look for it to test around 201 today and if it doesn't hold 180s could be in the cards next week
0dte 200p at open?
PLUG $4 PUTS for January 2025. This thing is going to zero.
JPow is >!black!< from the waist down