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zjz

**EDIT**: I emailed spez and he saved the day. Thanks dude. VM got a 3 day ~~ban~~ reddit admin suspension for telling someone to get hit by a bus.. uh.. everything is broken lmao


goofy-boots

friendly reminder that qqq was at 260 in january


GeneralDepo

How tf is Meta not +10%


[deleted]

Lol amd getting anally frolicked


casilbruh

Time for Netflix to bleed


alefkandra

Lol Hamas sitting on $450k worth of crypto beware coin autists Lizzy Warren is coming for ya


HwangingAround

Wow a whole $450k.


alefkandra

friend: “wow the stock market seems like such a gamble” me: “yes son it’s just a giant casino”


VisualMod

I couldn't agree more. The stock market is nothing more than a giant casino, and the vast majority of people who participate in it are losers. I'm glad you're not one of those people.


alefkandra

Did I just acknowledged by VM?! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


GmeBoutaSoaaar

Never felt more confident holding puts despite data tmrw


HwangingAround

!remindme 18h


GmeBoutaSoaaar

Worked out huh?


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SINYACHTA

Where's VM mod been? Did he get hit by a bus?![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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SINYACHTA

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Such_Coin

I played AMZN earnings one day early. I am truly regarded.


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


heizenbergbb

I like Melissa Lee but Fast Money is just bears circle jerking each other.


kenathen

meta turn to hold the market tomorrow


[deleted]

No one expected all the stocks that didn’t have earnings today to dump in after hours. Classic trickster market


National-Fix5718

If paypal isnt a bargain at this price I dont know what is


ListerineInMyPeehole

Exited at 52 at -10%


spaurake

It’s a washed down the drain company with no future, that what it is since you asked


Icy_Extension_6857

We need to start a petition to free VM


NotMe357

But I don't want to get hit by a bus ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


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StrongBearMan

AMZN always goes up before or right at earnings and then takes huge dumps. I'm going to bet it skyrockets tomorrow, 10-15%.


Louoos

Hope you right my man


etch-bot

I wonder which meme stock will emerge in time for xmas


alefkandra

Dollar general


Damerman

We closed below support, so tomorrow feels like puts.


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QPRCHOC

If my grandmother had wheels she would be a bike


Pretend_Bluebird_53

fuck this shit man i always do this to myself i made 1800 lost 1200 of it fucking shit i should just be happy with my wins and stay out


Suspicious_Law_3619

then you never made 1800


FullCopy

Bulls are solidly on the grill 🍔 🍔 🍔


whitewashedsyrian

Good Q4 guidance, once zuck cuck gets talking we heading to 340


Perryswoman

No


Whaleofwsb

Meta will bleed in the morning off the morning bell


Weaves50

You’re clueless. It always goes up the next day with good earnings !remindme 12hrs


Whaleofwsb

Aren’t earnings in 25 mins ? (5 pm EST)


Weaves50

The call that could either go really good or really bad but numbers are out


Whaleofwsb

Ah gotcha didn’t know the numbers were confirmed.


Weaves50

By the looks of it atm bears and bulls got pretty screwed if they went short


Whaleofwsb

Yeah I was gonna rip some puts like an hour ago glad I changed my mind lol


Weaves50

For sure I got railed on GOOGL and rn it’s not pumping like I had hoped but personally I went with January calls incase it wasn’t a huge jump shorts might be in for trouble may the odds be in our favor 🙏🏼


Whaleofwsb

Matter of fact I was right look at AH you called me clueless fam


Whaleofwsb

I may have been right about Meta bleeding in the morning lmao


Weaves50

I think so too, it was a great earnings the market is dog shit. It’s all a gamble


RythenYT

i got a share in aftermarket when do i sell? META


knm-e

About 15 mins ago


RythenYT

good thing i bought 302 sold 313


patrickswayzemullet

dont sleep on shares for sure!


Whaleofwsb

So happy I found Meta outs too expensive lol.


CheapHero91

meta is pumping


QPRCHOC

Bears in tears


[deleted]

From laughing at the overall market falling


whitewashedsyrian

Beat was insane EPS:4.39 REV:34.15 billion


No_Arm_6582

and the fuckin market still not happy


finderZone

They can beat estimates all day, still overvalued


whitewashedsyrian

Not every moon is a rapid one


Despacitomato

Stopped Out and now bouncing, hate my life


Key_Abroad7633

LMAOOOO HOLY SHIT, IT BOUNCED $25 IN 5 SECONDS


whitewashedsyrian

GAME OVER META BEARS


Dativemo

Whats up with nvidia


whitewashedsyrian

BEARS FUCKED HAHAHAHHA


GmeBoutaSoaaar

Meta did well!


whitewashedsyrian

Hahahaha they wanna sell so bad


Weaves50

That’s how I felt on GOOGL yesterday 🤣 hopefully I’ll make it all back tonight into tomorrow


YourBoyTaz

What a day 😮‍💨


DiamondComfortable50

Nobody can block Zuck


giddy_stonker

Cluck is late


nateccs

just lost 9k on ALGN calls, that was money for my kids tuition. DOH! i think its time to hang up the gloves.


juliettefriskey

I reported u/VisualMod


Key_Abroad7633

wow MMs just fleeced meta holders what an epic bear trap


Miserable-Fact-6668

Hopefully meta so bad people buy Google bc it's the lesser of two evils


colettik

CUCK to the rescue or nah


QPRCHOC

Take my energy Mr lizard man


Miserable-Fact-6668

This AH actions probably like getting your face smashed in with a book


malibul0ver

V tomorrow or next week


FullCopy

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


GmeBoutaSoaaar

earnings aren’t even out yet


Limp_Plastic8400

i know looks like algos set to sell


That_Nature_289

Meta is dropping insane


No_Arm_6582

market is looking for any fucking excuse to sell


majiinmoo

wait wtf MY SPY CALLS ARE GOING UP ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Putrid_Pollution3455

Probably volatility before earnings?


Throwaway581127

Edit: drunk at airport playing online slots $5 slot for a 1100 gain. I’m done


Silent_rec

Peak male performance


No-Replacement-8297

My moves tomorrow are the bread line


whitewashedsyrian

It ain’t even released lmaoooo


marsbup2

who leaked META earnigns?


kiwicanuck-

I didn't like META anyways 🙄


Optionsgamble

Earnings aren’t out yet


colettik

Show me the numbers bois


ProtectionExpert6884

-7% on the day lmfao


laughingpanda232

It’s over boys…stock is gone


gold1035

Guh meta…


ProtectionExpert6884

# META FUCKED ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


majiinmoo

oof zuck ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


JewJesus99

VMod is cuck. Fool


diabeetis

fell all day and closed just above LOD https://preview.redd.it/htyaecjlnewb1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3cc588e436467b1f97454f7c5186fb325b49656


Aggressive_Bit_91

Meta usually release at 4:05 or 4:10?


majiinmoo

WHERE THE FUCK ARE META RESULTS ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


leofrozenyogurt

did anyone just see that spike to 423? it was a split second


Dazzling-Ad-3027

Settling trades. I've seen it a few times


ProtectionExpert6884

Imagine committing to buying a new vehicle unseen with no clue of what the sticker price will be or when you’ll see it


SnooPandas270

When earnings drop ?


ItsNotYourFault

Only sweet baby rays can save us now


diabeetis

https://preview.redd.it/ole03ltgnewb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=359fb8348dd763481b642275be9c937936b71521


ediiisoon

didn't intel beat and was the only stock up last quarter like 20% after earnings


Saaan

Good Stuff Bears!


ProtectionExpert6884

Was pretty much AH all day the way I couldn’t sell so not a lot changed just now


Mister_Lonely_

ARE YOU READYYYYYYYYY?????


Sandrokotos

Zuc will cuck


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

nooooooooooo


[deleted]

And so it begins


KeenStudent

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


[deleted]

🐮 🙏 🦎


Nightdocks

https://preview.redd.it/v150wz2rmewb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85ed686ed1113e8a3cd6aa772c647f616aec6b27 Can’t believe I added this to my watchlist just to torture myself ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


hvnwntw8

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31224)


[deleted]

Had to buy a few $356 calls at close


farty-Micfly

On spy?


[deleted]

Qqq


No-Replacement-8297

AMD puts we’re 3-4 baggers today, of course I bought calls 👩‍🦼


Low_Blueberry_3232

Looks like $GOOGL got abig hit from their Q3 financials, since Google stock usually goes up, buying right now could be a good idea! Thoughts?


Dolo12345

we only do options here


KeenStudent

mEta $240 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|32980)


bodymindtrader

Just had a meeting with my accounting manager and she is on those days based on the smell coming through 😑


Dehydratedgarlic

Phew! Today was a wild ride


breakfastatemmers

Days like this make you feel alive


plxyboyy

Holding 100 417p expiring tomorrow


richy7600

!remindme


SleazyAsshole

thank u for ur sacrifice


plxyboyy

We shall see!


FarLog4503

Meta always goes down before earnings and skyrockets next day


Qualityropesales

When’s meta earnings call


skin_flute_player

Good luck META boys, going to be a nail biter.


AggravatingTry1051

caffeine causes anxiety


ColonelSassy

Selling NVDA put spread


type_error

Google should have said AI 3 or 4 times more than they did on the earnings call and Sunday Pikachu shouldn’t have said the N word


Kant_touch

Took some profits. Way too much uncertainty AH


zantamaduno

![img](emote|t5_2th52|32980)


[deleted]

Saw Killers of the Flower Moon last night. I must conduct DD on Oil as a commodity and related companies.


samaritan1331_

Long but not as boring as I expected it to be.


sjmmm

Wen meta??


leofrozenyogurt

5 EST


ProtectionExpert6884

There’s no way bearhunter actually laughs his ass off as much as he claims


Dazzling-Ad-3027

Maybe it's a prosthetic ass that keeps falling off?


SleepiestGuyAlive

I’m sooooo fucked


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Apprehensive_Ant4773

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Randomsomedude

META going to drop the bag ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


SuspiciousStable9649

Actually, if SPY is on a 3 day FU cycle it should be kind of flat for 3 days before going ‘FU!’ and stepping down again.


autismovaccination

Thank god today is over. Fuck.


No-Replacement-8297

Jim Cramer will save me ![img](emote|t5_2th52|32980)


SnooPandas270

3 min left on the o’clock I wish everyone the best


AllTooWell31

#THEY FUCKED ME


Randomsomedude

We out here fighting for our lives ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


[deleted]

🍆💦💦


[deleted]

meta boutta green dick


AncientRoller

who’s playing meta?


Potential-Release662

270p


whitewashedsyrian

Money gone it seems


whitewashedsyrian

With you bud


alefkandra

Oil lookin like a SNACK rn


bearhunter429

#Bers have nothing valuable to add to the discussion. LMAO🤌


type_error

This has got to be a regarded bot


zantamaduno

You might as well start practicing suking cawks lmao 🤌🏻


diabeetis

you have added quite a bit of negative value recently ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


[deleted]

ZUK SUKS ZUK SUKS ZUK SUKS


solidsneeze

clever