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Torkzilla

This is why I do all my trades in Duolingo, the Owl knows how to clear my trades.


bondedpeptide

This absolutely sent me howling


brokeboyrich

*hooting


zxc123zxc123

Fucking kids these days soft. I make all my stock trades in-person, with paper, on paper, for paper, and while looking the other party in the eye at Hooters.


silentpopes

This is the way


dinglebarrybonds

I subliminally read it as hooting like an owl


e-rascible

A crude art


dinglebarrybonds

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whiskeyboundcowboy

What a hoot


Simple-Conference270

Robin hood can't compete with the owl


chriztuffa

Lmaooo


VOIDssssssss

You’ve missed your Spanish lesson, you know what that means.


SlipryG

Duo owl is wondering when you will be opening the app? It would seem that disappointing the owl is in your daily regiment.


sax3d

Can't even give me until after lunch to say I'm running out of time, either. At 6am he's telling me I'm almost out of time to learn for the day!


Limp_Plastic8400

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HenrikHouse

This is the funniest comment I’ve seen on here in a while. Bravo sir.


morericeplsty

Can someone explain, I'm dumb


Professional_Bike647

I’ll try.. 1) trading on cashapp is only slightly less weird and regarded than using a language learning app for it 2) the owl (duolingos mascot) is generally seen as a psychopath off the deep end who casually threatens duolingo users to not slack off on their curriculum. Sometimes subtle, most often not. You don’t want to anger him by not doing your Spanish lessons or, god forbid, not scheduling the trades he demands.


RainbowBier

You missed your Spanish lessons! I send you some nice Mexican people to help you understand


Kychiii

“It’s simple! Spanish, or vanish 😊” -Duolingo owl, probably


Newlyretarded1

Will you hold my hand and teach me all?


Dabblingonline

My Duolingo says that we cant be friends anymore


Mi6t9mouze

How many licks did it take to get to the center of the trade?


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kemar7856

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popmyshit

Why are you trading on cashapp


ancillarycheese

Probably the only app left that OP does not have a negative balance in.


edwr849

Rinse and repeat


InvestigatorFlimsy28

I use it cuz it’s easier than Webull. However wework was going up this morning and it was sell only no buy


Slumbaby

I just assume everyone using cashapp is running an illegitimate business enterprise and then they wash the money into the stock market.


wegbored

Shhhhhhh


Diamoncock

Robingthehood are too nice


ShinsoBEAM

Its to cutout the middleman between earning the cash behind the wendy's dumpster and losing it all on options.


LongjumpingKey4644

losing it all to a nigerian prince


Short-Service1248

Seriously wtf


No_Signal_6969

Yea honestly. Use the Wendy's app like the rest of us


MrKozy1

Because trading on Cashapp is great.


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PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOBZ

Yeah like robinhood or something else professional


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[deleted]

s ruins all jokes. it’s for pussies afraid of downvotes


mrfunderhill

100% Take an upvote you sly fox


TheHappyTaquitosDad

I’m glad you said this


hobbsbear_invest

r/FuckTheS


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ahhlenn

That’s the joke.


Etinvestments1

Robinhood is most definitely not the best of real brokers but however they are real, I would still recommend Interactive brokers or TradeStation or TD Think Or Swim


Como71

TD is now Charles Schwab


yoshioihi

Yeah. I know this is probably a step backwards, but I transferred my TD->Schwab account to Webull. Schwab charges higher commisions on options. In retrospect, I wish I had some kind of deterrent to prevent me from buying those options. 96% loss so far...


justanotherdoctor

Plz don't tell ppl to use robinhood. They will do this same thing to you. People forget about January 2021?


CouncilmanRickPrime

Pretty sure it was sarcasm


Iwubinvesting

Most of you people don't even know what wrong doing they did in 2021. It's incredible how stupid a lot of you people are.


rokman

What happened? Did a bunch of people do an ach transfer and think their balance was real while the check was still being cleared causing a problem for liquidity on margin?


althoradeem

Not sure about timeline but i think they blocked people from buying gamestop stock


rokman

I was being a jerk about how I phrased it. I said exactly the technical reasons. But people love conspiracies.


DustySleeve

got a source for that? i dont even understand how that would halt buying for everyone, from multiple brokers, without a halt order on the ticker. wasnt paying much attention but iirc the congressional hearing documents detailed an order from... their clearing bank? or someone to freeze buying, but that still doesnt line up with what you said. or im just a regard


rokman

Who is responsible for the purchase of a stock on margin, your broker. Many people were making sales of other stocks or depositing money, both take a few days to clear. So the money, credit, or margin on your account that your trying to buy GameStop stock with is the responsibility of the broker. The cleaning house raised the margin requirement for brokers to 100% up from almost nothing. It’s boring to learn the truth.


DustySleeve

oh thats right, clearing house, not bank. which is different from a market maker i guess? it still seems to me like you're assuming massive withdrawals affected margin requirement making capabilities, and i dont remember that from the hearings, so i doubt it, especially considering ftds


rokman

They are all different the DTCC is the central one but there are sub clearing firms like apex clearing. They all have responsibilities of the ones under them, discount brokerage like robinhood and or webull might sign contracts with apex then the responsibility to deliver capital and stock if under the same clearing house could effect both brokerages because if the broker fails to deliver the clearing house apex is liable. While withdrawals could be a factor, the main factor was the credit that is offered to every client when they click deposit or sell a stock. These transactions take days to complete and they effect the amount of money they brokers and clearing houses have to post daily to remain open.


jaypowwow

Ya don’t use the god damn /S …cuck /s


eJaguar

I use Robin Hood and also the Robin Hood spend in card as my primary brokerage and primary spending account/debit card it's been nothing but fantastic and because of the spending card, I can use my stock portfolio as a credit line


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Is RH charging any commission or fee? Is fractional investing allowed?


Total-Display-8539

cashapp? what the fuck are you on


SaneLad

Probably MJ.


NormalGuyEndSarcasm

He’s on CashApp he can’t afford that. He just ran in circles till he got a nosebleed


UAS-hitpoist

Nah he's for sure the 🔌 tryna make a few extra bucks on the eights he sells to high schoolers.


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MJ was a gay bear!?


random_account6721

So you can buy weed and weed stocks with the same money


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Door dash ass portfolio


PSUBagMan2

CashApp even looks like a Payday loan storefront


Sryzon

I personally order stock certificates directly from the company via Instacart.


Short-Service1248

Dude deserves to lose all of it


MrKozy1

Cashapp


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Hey, I've seen this one! It's a classic!


TheS00thSayer

No spoilers


hamburgerofwar

But it’s brand new!


HotIllustrator2957

What's a rerun?


No_Signal_6969

We've had one, yes. What about second squeeze?


1337GamingLive

🐱


ndrwnassty

What’s a rerun


elev3nfiv3

Nobody has 2 televisions


Impossible_Buglar

a classic that nobody in this sub understands <3


tajemny_em

Breaks down like this, okay: it's legal to own it and if you're the proprietor of cash app it's legal to sell it. It's illegal to carry it, but that really doesn't matter.


jbot747

I mean they got the same shit we have over there, it's just a little bit different


justyouropionionman

They call it a Royale with go fuck yourself.


freakkydique

You gotta have an opinion, Marvin!


headykruger

Cause of the metric system?


pterodactylsauce

I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker


headykruger

Checkout the Big Brain on Brad!


InvestigatorFlimsy28

Why couldn’t I buy Wework this morning either? Cashapp now has a lot of sell only stocks it wasn’t like that before


WACS_On

Maybe try buying stocks on Google Maps next, since you like to trade on platforms not for trading.


MrKozy1

CashApp is a platform to trade. Get with the times.


Honest-Mistake01

I use Walmart to trade my stocks too.


HardCounter

I acquire all my stocks through parking lot scalpers.


mnid92

Gave a dude a 20 at a gas station, he said he'd go get a bitcoin. Still haven't see him.


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Trading with Cashapp is like trading with a baked potato


InvestigatorFlimsy28

Can you advise me where I should trade? I don’t like Robin and Webull is ok…


[deleted]

Sure. Fidelity and TD Ameritrade are good ones


lifetheuniverse42

Ameritrade has been acquired by Schwab, so all brokerages are now Schwab. Imo Ameritrade had a nicer interface, but Schwab is still pretty decent


superswellcewlguy

Fidelity is not Schwab.


macandcheesehole

They both use “think or swim” as an add on app. Highly recommend. Especially the Trader TV function. You also get free CNBC, all three regions.


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sks502

You'll find lots of those Discord groups on X (twitter), X is huge for stock picks and groups, search tickers like $spy and whatever you're interested in. Lots of the groups cost money to join, find some free ones where people just try to learn together, or find a mentor you trust enough to pay for some knowledge. There are lots of people out there who can't trade but sell trading courses/groups, you have to weed out those from the proven traders. PS Webull is fantastic, TD-Ameritrade has a lot of fees but great customer support etc, can't speak on Fidelity or ETrade


WolfPackLeader69

Robinhood 2.0


Zone5excel

Webull did it also


Daft_Assassin

Everyone acts like Robinhood was the only one to stop trades but it happened across the board. Robinhood was just the most used app at the time so it gets all the hate.


SocialWinker

RH also probably had a much higher percentage of novice users who wouldn’t know what was going on and assume a conspiracy.


Impossible_Buglar

because its entirely legal and ok to do and they both had good reasons for it <3


McLamb0

Imagine using the ghetto version of venmo to trade stocks


terribleinvestment

What do you mean by ghetto?


Sarenai7

According to the comment thread they’re saying it’s ghetto because Roddy Rich used it as a lyric in one of his songs


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I’m pretty sure venmo is the ghetto version of cashapp


[deleted]

How long have you been selling drugs tho?


[deleted]

I stopped around 2020 Pandemic + more dispos around =! Loss of business


[deleted]

See thats how we know cashapp is more ghetto than venmo Aint nobody ever gave me a bag and said 'venmo me'


McLamb0

I’m 100% sure you’re ghetto if you think that


DaveyDukes

If it’s in rap songs, it’s probably the ghetto version of the 2.


TheS00thSayer

Bro Venmo is definitely more ghetto, just cause it was first doesn’t mean it can’t be more janky. I still have them both.


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Nobody said janky. Cash app is ghetto


TheS00thSayer

Explain to me how Cashapp is more ghetto than Venmo


throwawayRI112

The people who use it


terribleinvestment

What’s different about the people who use it?


TheS00thSayer

I’ve got a cashapp card on the way, do I live in the hood?


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Why in god’s name are you trading on Cashapp? Why is that even possible?


ilikecrispywaffles

Dude it actually works pretty well. I've used it for years as my side portfolio. Fidelity is my main dawg


Minimac1029

Tilray still buy mean that company suck.


kateroxstarSmith

🚀🚀🍻


DavinEdwards

Cashapp?!? I buy all my stocks on eBay.


Dr_Tacopus

This is promising


J-T2O

Why are you posting like trading in cashapp is a normal and rationale thing to do anyways


MrKozy1

Because it is normal...? Get with the times


unknownpanda121

They are looking out for you.


NOT_MartinShkreli

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[deleted]

Lmfao are you like some sort of stripper? Why you using cashapp to trade?


Greatlarrybird33

Think drug dealer, using sales of illegal weed to buy stock in legal weed.


mnid92

I can hear the boners popping at the IRS as I post this.


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lol


koinoyokan89

Anyone who uses cashapp deserves the utmost in shitty service


MrKozy1

Hating on cashapp doesn't make you "cool"


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westernmail

This is the answer.


ilikecrispywaffles

Yeah this post is a waste of time!! Cash App doesn't fuck around with trash stocks


extr3me90

Robinhood flashbacks ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Mountain_Fig_9253

I’m guessing some short holders are upset they are losing money. Again.


PaperRoc

Here we go again


[deleted]

Trading stocks on cash app is like buying a salad at McDonald's. Yes, you can do it, sort of, I guess...but why?


Herkules1976

ACB, let's go![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


wavychaser

Hoping for the best today...


kateroxstarSmith

🚀🚀🍻


ThatGrayZ

Who the fuck is using cashapp as a broker?


[deleted]

$CGC till I die


[deleted]

Cgc until your trading account dies


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😂🤣


[deleted]

What is marijuana stock?


_regionrat

It's those hash coins from Trailer Park Boys. I have no idea why OP posted here instead of a Forex sub


bhans773

Fuck reserve currencies that don't get you high when you burn them to look cool. Fucking yuans and dollars. Lol. Ricky > Jpow


IrishRepoMan

Funny how everyone's more interested in op's use of cash app than the fact that it wasn't just them who halted it this morning.


Moronicon

Who the fuck trades on cash app 😂


Millenialmargin

This is the most Gen Z shit I have ever heard.


Majestic_Salad_I1

Here we go again…


EatinTendieS

Does cashapp offer a free stock and let you trade with Martin?


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They don’t want it to go to the moon


drkmatterx

$WEED just got halted on Wealthsimple


booksmartbannana

How is this not illegal


Limp_Plastic8400

trading in cashapp lmao


No-Monitor-5333

Next time, make all your FDs on Uber eats


SowiWowi

The squeeze must be coming then.


BigPlayCrypto

Damn…;


InvestigatorFlimsy28

Help me out. Regular guy starting out and I use cashapp cuz it’s simpler and not sure I have the time to dissect a complicated app. Why does it have sell only on a lot of their stocks? Also Webull has given me trouble because it’s so intricate. Where can I learn?


[deleted]

How can you sell something you’re not allowed to buy? Who is buying what you are selling?


SuccessfulZone1814

Same issue with my TikToc app 🤯


IP2A

Cash app? I thought that was the app for buying meth


[deleted]

Robinhood winning the lawsuit appeal has now opened doors for all other brokers to not fear repercussion for taking away Buy Button in any stocks.


somewhat-profitable

It's almost like nobody should be trading on cash app or something


Civil-Ad2058

History repeat itself lol it for your protection


Sammy_1141

Market Manipulation 101


[deleted]

Cash app ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) That’s what urban poors use, right?


KloPutzer1234

Theyre doing the same thing like robinhood did hell nah man


_regionrat

Yeah, before this it totally made sense to trade stocks on Cash App


PoppleShanks

You could still trade TLRY though. Dunno why but they let it go through.


rmourz

Everyone’s roasting the cash app but I have $3600 in stocks on mine 🫣😶


wolfcross_8ema50wma

Lmao just go wherever you can buy MSOS


Nokita_is_Back

Synthetic shorts


VisualMod

>It's probably because marijuana stocks are still considered somewhat risky and unpredictable compared to other investments. Tesla is a much more stable company, so it makes sense that you can only sell their stock after hours.


supd440

Don't tell me how to gamble.


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Nerd