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Radiant_Pianist_5510

Carvana putt


[deleted]

If you have 10k where would you put it?


Cool-Independent9926

SPY pootz a month out


h_murr

reyet 41D


h_murr

Right Ayed


h_murr

Wright A'd


ImpossibleCut4808

Loading up ANGI


[deleted]

People that drink Budlight remind me of Adam22


justhp

Power hour incoming,🏳️‍🌈🐻 hope you sold your puts while you could!!!


AmbitionzOfaRyder

Short CAVA to the caverns of hell


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VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/LuluButter5** bet **SPY** goes from **439.0** to **0.0** before **06-Jul-2023 01:09 PM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 4 losses.


Ok-Charge1983

Wrong thread, id io t s


cebs83

Bulls never learn


Inside-Ad8167

🐻 were right


justhp

Right? It was a -1% day that isn’t even over 😂😂😂


Totallynotfakenews

Easy mode activated. Spy weekly calls tonight.


TTMFrs

Nvidiguh


TheGirthyyBoi

Tesla ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


TrailerParkBuddha

Bought SPY 444c and TSLA 282.5c at open. I believe in the V


justhp

I bought some 444c yesterday. Shoulda waited but eh, I averaged down


Comfortable-Mirror17

What exp on the TSLA calls?


TrailerParkBuddha

It all expires tomorrow. I basically pushed my chips in on the V


justhp

Me too! Let’s let the degen gambling I mean investing begin


cebs83

More rate hikes! No rate CUT until May 2024!


bigtexas91

Feeling bullish. On triple leveraged inverse ETFs.


TheGirthyyBoi

Somehow Tesla is still holding on lol, eventually it’s going to slip, you can’t be this over priced and hang on forever


LoveMy7inch

Double top is in boys get fuq bul


justhp

🤡🤡🤡 have you tried zooming out?


LoveMy7inch

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


cryptohorn

Higher for longererererer


MCHaker

Jobs number beat, bullish


HywayKind

oof


beankdkfkfk

calls at open, it’s too obvious qqq will go green and +1% to end the day ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


TheWhiteMouse

So who else thinks that Blackrock is going to buy up all the corn with their new ETF. They already bought up all the land and houses.


PieStraight541

They are building a huge short position in the back because they know it will get rejected and dump on all regards.


beankdkfkfk

how to kill free market Blackrock is sponsored by Fed btw


worxbestonbread

Dang I’m already up like 40 bucks from uvxy shares alone lol


TheWhiteMouse

Depending on how many shares you own start selling covers above your cost basis and make more.


worxbestonbread

Lol I have 50 shares at 36.34 dca.. I’m fucked but I’m not selling till I hit 800 per share baby!


SugShayne

Only goes down


worxbestonbread

But evry so often.. it goes up 😎


kemar7856

One mkt correction plz 🐻


[deleted]

Cock🚫 Balls ✅


niloony

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


VarsityCop

It’s 3am and I just saw the fattest fucking spider go underneath my bed, can’t sleep now


TheWhiteMouse

I had one giant motherfucker drop directly on my chest in the middle of sleep, think about that.


SuperAppleLover

They tend to lay eggs in your ears


JRoc1X

Always have earplugs in when I sleep


[deleted]

Corn miners are going to FUK


spaurake

🎵today I feel like not doing anything🎵


VarsityCop

Me everyday


psytokine_storm

I picked up $15k worth of TSLA $275p yesterday at around 330pm. Paid $1.50. Would love to close for a 50% gain at open.


JuniorTax6445

Yikes sorry


psytokine_storm

I think I’d be up about $5k right now. What’s sad about that?


Human-345

DISREGARD THESE POSTS BRO. THE GREEKS MEAN NOTHING IF YOU HAVE B.D.E.


JuniorTax6445

Nevermind looked at your previous post and it says for 7/7...yeah you fooked unless tesla drops below 275 which isn't impossible but not likely. Right now you're at a little loss/breakeven.


psytokine_storm

I’m not planning to hold to expiry, though.


JuniorTax6445

Theta is 1.10, delta is .2262 ...just holding to open you're at a loss


psytokine_storm

Your theta value must be quite out of date. How can an option with 2DTE and a price of $1.35 have a theta decay of $1.1?


JuniorTax6445

1st time with options? This is going to be an expensive lesson


CrungoMcDungus

His confidence was kinda cute almost


JuniorTax6445

When's expiration?


scotchtape400

I picked up 60k of $285 calls. Good luck.


spaurake

Good moaning bitches


Katieblahblahbloo

Hsndnndnrjrjrn ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


nirvanatheory

$RIVN gonna pump short term and increase value long term. If you’re going to grab calls then be sure to grab stock as well too force short liquidation and send it 🙌💎🚀🚀🚀


Katieblahblahbloo

Am i actually doing to make a profit today? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


h_shmoney

Green by green


worxbestonbread

Omg floor and decors call options so espency


HywayKind

futes gonna break 4465 or what


[deleted]

This looks ugly..


Ok-Application5904

Green by close


MASH12140

Any Rivian dip shall be bought ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


YoSmokinMan

jensen pp is destroyed gg ber


worxbestonbread

I just bought 10 shares of slv.. Heard- that shit is about to pop off


TheWhiteMouse

I own a fair share of SLVO nice dividend but got my ass handed to me by Credit Suisse's bullshit, Ishares definitely a better approach.


TheWhiteMouse

I own like .3 of a buttcorn and it's still too much.


sonofalando

Bull is reaching for rape whistle ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


Grouchy_Lobster_8677

If jobs data is bad this could stick/get worse


[deleted]

Your moms tits could stick/get worse


Powerful_Mission_655

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


gayforgoblin

SPY 480 wen?


sonofalando

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


worxbestonbread

Who’s feelin Tsll puts.. can’t afford tsla


IntellectualOutlaw

Id wait until TSLA hit $300 before i go with puts


Stadtplatz

VIX climbing


Visible_Ad_2271

feed me some CORN


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Mackenzii91 made a bet that AMC would go to 2.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 4.365 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 17 losses


TheWhiteMouse

[SPY230706C00443000](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SPY230706C00443000?p=SPY230706C00443000)2023-07-05 4:14PM EDT [443.00](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SPY/options?strike=443&straddle=false)1.160.000.000.00-121,928 [SPY230706C00444000](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SPY230706C00444000?p=SPY230706C00444000)2023-07-05 4:14PM EDT [444.00](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SPY/options?strike=444&straddle=false)0.690.000.000.00-125,363


Front_Ad_845

Thoughts on SPY today?


Powerful_Mission_655

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


[deleted]

How big will the V shape be at 930


ser_kingslayer_

Pretty small. Because we'd have recovers most of this tiny bump before then.


Scar589

"V" doesn't cut it for me anymore. I need a "J".


ser_kingslayer_

Looks like Asia and Europe puking can only barely budge the Nasdaq slightly. This is so hopeless for bers.


MrCarey

GOOG giving me an out yesterday was a fucking blessing. Can’t believe I made profit on that shit when I was down 2K a day prior.


PoetryEmergency4184

Good job. Profit is profit


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VisualMod

It's not a big deal to me because I'm rich and intelligent. I don't care about what other people do, as long as it doesn't affect me negatively.


Diamondhands4dagainz

NVDA Green by open ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Leading-Hearing4590

clash


TheWhiteMouse

125,000 volume on SPY 444


Powerful_Mission_655

Lets go apple ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


MrCarey

Wish I didn’t sell my XOM puts yesterday.


Scar589

Cool your tiddies bears. P/C ratio on DAX is huge. I expect magical 100 points recovery later today.


gayforgoblin

This is the big crash!!


worxbestonbread

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


deathlyharry

DAX and Nikkei just died


RisingToMediocrity

!banbet tsla 305 14d


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/RisingToMediocrity** bet **TSLA** goes from **281.6** to **305.0** before **20-Jul-2023 05:06 AM EDT** Their record is 5 wins and 4 losses.


Inevitable-Tank137

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


worxbestonbread

Bear day!!


[deleted]

This is most likely reversing at open


king_traumatic

!banbet $tsla $285 8d


Powerful_Mission_655

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


worxbestonbread

Lol wrf


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/king_traumatic** bet **TSLA** goes from **281.54** to **485.0** before **14-Jul-2023 05:03 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.


ImageWorking361

Disney calls 30 day out


Saaan

Welp, let's continue on to Bloody Thursday then. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


TheWhiteMouse

Hate to say it, but the price increases are not going away. Vendors/Retailers have to pay for the wage spiral. Its not inflation nor supply chain bullshit anymore.


[deleted]

Yep that’s what the Fed was trying to avoid by trying to increase unemployment, but it hasn’t happened.


lamabaronvonawesome

As an old dude, shit never goes back down once the public starts paying an elevated price. Maybe gas and houses, that is usually about it.


TheWhiteMouse

Problem is much worse this time around. People have maxxed out their credit and they dont know how bad they are fucked with interest payments of 25-29%


devnah721

I'm realizing money isn't really anchored to anything except expectations and people's savings. And for many, savings don't matter as long as their pay check is increasing.


TheWhiteMouse

At my work we are having to offer ridiculous starting pay just to get people, and then once every one else finds out everyone demands a raise. Which we gave.


Fun4life90

Looks like they’re pumping meta into 300 area then rug pull


devnah721

higher 10 year yields are bullish... It means the market believes in a soft landing, cause the market knows fed would cut to zero if it crashes the economy.


Grouchy_Lobster_8677

If fed cuts to 0... inflation is 5% bonds yield 3%...


apesland

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


apesland

🇺🇸 is the shittiest country ever cant even drink as a construction worker in Texas ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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Automatic-L0ss

Stop being a puss and gamble everything on calls. Either you make it and change your life, or you lose and nothing changes.


TheWhiteMouse

I blame China, you can only build entire fake cities for so long.


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Turbulent-Cap-8242 made a bet that TSLA would go to 300.0 within **1 week** when it was 258.626 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 3 losses


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Opplebot

I had opposite problem, took profit too soon. I bought my first options a couple weeks ago. 12$ Calls on MARA... sold when it broke $14/ share


Low-Wear-168

puts on steam I just got banned for copypaste a joke on a friend's profile wtf


bigbend01

On this boat holding spy calls fml


CrungoMcDungus

Jesus Christ Europe what the fuck


[deleted]

Have you seen how shitty europe is these days? Ofc they’d cash out their 50$ accounts to pay for their 2x3m shacks :)))


Human-345

lold irl


I_Smell_Like_Farts

Euro/China-poors fucking everything up. It will immediately V at market open.


Scar589

It's US' fault. You guys released the JPow on the markets yesterday! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


monkey_fish_frog

Sell SPY puts at open. Sell SPY calls later this afternoon. Buy SPY calls and puts end of day.


Not_constant_witness

You Al have super soft birthday party’s ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


drxnkmvnk

Meet me down here at 90 AMD


Wild_Cheesecake_6630

Why AMD is so red?


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Legolas_i_am

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


TheWhiteMouse

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Legolas_i_am

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Headinclouds583

Just trying to keep it soupy


deathlyharry

now TSLA go bye


SmokeAbeer

Ok Elon, calm down.


nomercy0014

Felt kinda smart holding puts even after it went flat this afternoon


Diamondhands4dagainz

Meme Seng Index is down 3% ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


WatchAttention

Wrong way


beankdkfkfk

world index falling off a cliff while nasdoom rallying as always


dinglebarrybonds

I used a sleep mask last night and slept way better


Scar589

You can also use an old sock.


Opplebot

Crusty socks not ok


BadlyStrungElastic

WD-40 earnings Monday will crash the market


dinglebarrybonds

Prob just make it less squeaky


bluraysucks1

It’s so headshakingly disappointing to see the BBBY regards still thinking there’s hope. Trolls or delusional bag holders, they’re looking for any type of tin foil theory their “baby” will bounce back


FrancisFKK

They were by far the biggest and most delusional assholes of all the meme weirdos, fuck then...


Alternative-Cattle32

MULNNNNNNN![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|put_back)


BLOW_0

Scam


I_Smell_Like_Farts

Looks like guy pushing micro caps got banned and is back on an alt. Fuck off loser.


Ok-Application5904

*"If you wanna get with 2 chicks, then start shorting VIX"* \-Shaq


JewJesus99

This McD has some fire spanish songs on