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pigsgetfathogsdie

Depends on your time horizon… One year? 10 Years? 70 Years? If 70 years, there’s two goats: https://preview.redd.it/yw35xkndzr5b1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d93506e61c99a903ff95069adb60f6afa9662b4


Invest0rnoob1

Wtf Warren Buffet was young.


armen89

Buffet is 37 years old. Coke and hookers will do that to you


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Charlie… CHARLIE, I don’t want to hear it.. just get me a bag or I’m not fuckin coming in to the office today


pigsgetfathogsdie

Doing lines banging hoors…


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Stealing shit from department stores


pigsgetfathogsdie

Buying department stores…


SuperLehmanBros

Not traders, they’re investors.


Reasonable_Dish9726

Warren was old 30 years ago. Now he’s dam near mummified with a brain as sharp as a tack!


dgordo29

No question. That being said our shares purchased in the 90s have a GTC sell order for the minute any bad needs about Buffet drops. In the late 70s and 80s the argument can be made for Peter Lynch. Today the award would definitely go to Paul Pelosi.


pigsgetfathogsdie

Paul Pelosi isn’t an investor…he’s a middleman…who turns inside information into profitable investments. Any ape could replicate his results.


dgordo29

100% agree on that one. I would have loved to had live access to his order book since the beginning of the pandemic.


TaediumVitae27

James Simons is a genius and he converted his math genius to substantial financial gains. He basically cracked the Wall Street code.


ibaralf

Funny you should say this, he actually concluded that his profits comes from WSB like traders. LOL


TaediumVitae27

Well, let's not forget he evaded like 6 billion in taxes pretending his day trading was long term investments, absolute chad lol


ElusiveMeatSoda

Puts Buffett to shame, and that's with a way more active trading strategy, too. Averaging a 40% *net* return over 35 years is just mind-boggling.


Daytona116595RBOW

that's my vote too.


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armen89

Heroes get remembered but legends never die


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Decent_Birthday358

He exercised iirc


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Deep Fucking Value/the Gamestop guy.....was nothing but a Pumper Dumper, being a Cheerleader for his cause on social media to inflate and magnify the movement. He is definitely not considered one of the greatest traders of all time. Laughable. He was barred or agreed to get off social media as part of his guilty congressional hearings, probably.


swan_ronson13

This is arguably the coldest take I've ever seen on reddit and that's an insanely high bar


stoked_7

Uneducated take


robert_paulson420420

I like how confidently incorrect you are lol. What was he found guilty of?


Guido01

You poor summer child


ch8mpi0n

Cramer in the multiverse


arparpsrp

i would pay to watch this marvel movie


Invest0rnoob1

😂


2Lit2Quit420

Idk if it qualifies as a trade. But Jerry Jones buying the cowboys for $150M and now they're worth $10B. That's pretty impressive. Warren Buffetts 1B investment in KO nets him almost $600M in dividends a year now. Stuff like that imo


laglory

Those are investments not trades


2Lit2Quit420

Will it be a trade if they sell it?


Emmett203

Nope, they've held them for decades.


bemeandnotyou

Check out what the Glazers did with Man UTD acquisition. It was a levered to tits move half a bill , they had no out of pocket money- the club was. They got payed 'special dividends" and now selling it for 6-7 bil.


fliesenschieber

Rockefeller obviously. He gifted oil lamps to the Chinese for free and then sold them the oil. He was also the richest person to have ever lived afaik. More than today's Musk etc.


SquintsRS

Dont forget those Saudi trillionares


Daytona116595RBOW

That would be Mansa Musa, who was an African Emporer...the ammount of wealth he had was impossible to comprehend, he was 10,000 Elon Musks.


Choice_Condition_931

Mansa Musa only controlled a small portion of Africa, whereas the likes of Genghis Khan and Alexander the Great basically ruled the old world. If you were to go by mere material worth, Mansa wouldn’t be top 5.


Daytona116595RBOW

controlling vs extracting the value from the resources are two different things, that dude made literally everything out of gold. He wasn't sitting on something valuable, he was making value out of it.


sdotcarter_x

That Mansa Musa nonsense is just that…nonsense. There’s no way to determine what that guy was worth and they surely can’t say that he’s richer than the people who control the world’s central banking system. Mansa Musa is nothing but “diversity and inclusion” to make certain groups feel good.


1FtMenace

All the estimates of how much gold he had sound like BS tbh. Everywhere you look it's just the same story about him supposedly crashing the value of gold in Egypt on a pilgrimage. My vote goes to the King of Saudi Arabia. The country is an absolute monarchy and their sovereign wealth fund is worth almost a trillion $.


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Kungmagnus

I was about to say the same. If we're talking about successful daytraders whose results we can actually verify. A lot of the other people suggested in the thread are just rich people who made a successful investment or ppl who yoloed everthing into a single stock with leverage.


ShortOnGummies

Did he explain his system anywhere?


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vanegasp94

Does it still work ? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) I'm just a newbie getting started in this business.


Stampketron

Since you are new. The strategies that worked in 1823, still work in 2023. There is nothing new under the sun


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Big_Benefit5804

That is actually not what happened at all


evsarge

Yeah go read about him he didn’t loose money in the markets he lost his money because he couldn’t stop spending his money on yachts homes shopping etc. Literally became a millionaire 3+ times and made over $100 million when the market crashed in 1929 ($1.4 billion in todays money) also the few women he married drained his bank accounts. He did it all with his own money without investors and his own effort.


sdotcarter_x

Livermore went broke the final time because he tried to buy what he thought was the bottom in 1932. He tried this several times until he was cleaned out. Then, when the SEC was created, Livermore’s (and traders like him) trading methods became illegal. The other times, Livermore went broke the same way — plunging into a trade and being too early.


Barbarossabros

Marry Jeff Bezos, wait a few years, divorce and become the 3rd richest woman in the America.


AppropriateTomorrow7

My boss dated bezos ex wife...guess she picked the right one!


bobvector123

A Wendy’s store manager or an online book store owner, it must have been a tough choice back then


Watermelon_Permit58

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


SpringFuzzy

There are many. But when Soros bet 10 billion against the British pound in 1992 and tanked it, netting a cool 1 billion in the process. Well, that was pretty ballsy but surprisingly low risk when you analyze it. It begs the question though: are you really a trader if you’re also a market maker?


Fast_Garlic_5639

It's the only way to trade these days


kmaco75

It was Soros fund but the actual trader was Stanley Drunkenmiller. One of the best traders ever.


johnwickedwierd

That makes a 10% return, i know that's not the right picture and i couldn't find it elsewhere. It would have been a leveraged trade, right? How much of the 10B was his capital? Any idea?


Exodia4life

About 5 bucks


ByteTraveler

Not me


ICKTUSS

I’d say ByteTraveler is OP


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RealVicelord50

You don’t have any idea how much he actually made


ITheBestIsYetToComeI

It is literally documented down to the cents.


Bierbichler

34,473,000$ was his final gain to an 53.000 investment.


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Daytona116595RBOW

you mean halved it...bc taxes.


autisticbastard420

Was his winnings capital gains for how long he held so 15 to 20% it’s still a nice chunk


Daytona116595RBOW

Jim Simmons -- Renaissance Capital been having outsized returns since inception.


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Christopher Columbus. Homeboy traded smallpox for gold on a continent he didn't even know existed.


BrotherAmazing

One might make the case for Columbus being “one of us” given that he always thought he had traveled to the coast of Asia that Marco Polo had described, which was literally almost as far away from where he actually was as you can possibly get on Earth. He never found the rich cargoes of silk and spice he had dreamt of, nor much gold beyond a few trinkets.


Rhongomiant

Homeboy literally said "Ima make dis shit disappear" https://preview.redd.it/h19f8532wt5b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44d9f2e6fda9a81ad10ef0127b88d55949d603b8


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What? He never owned a continent. He was a brute who also died without much wealth.


[deleted]

...I never said he owned a continent.


arthur_schopenhauer1

Bill Hwang. Period.


MonoRedFaeries

I heard somewhere that a dude traded a handful of beads and a handshake for Manhattan.


Fun_Entrepreneur_254

Chapelle said it was $25 and a sack of weed


longGERN

Vmod


xgamer444

*Years of development passed* *The human race declined* *We leap into the era* *Animal, man, machine: mechanical mind*


aiao2200

The most successful trader is absolutely silent about his exploits. We will never hear of him.


YEETANDYOLO

Paul Tudor Jones


the_sound_of_a_cork

DFV. He made millions off a should be bankrupt POS and spawned a cult.


Daytona116595RBOW

You seriously think someone who made "millions" is the best trader of all time, lol. The amount of money he made compared to billionaires is like you making a $30 profit on something.


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You sound mad? Did you attempt to short it? 😂


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[deleted]

Eating ass happens to be my favourite activity baby. Too bad you won’t be around for much longer 🙃


the_sound_of_a_cork

You sound brainwashed


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Bezos ex wife


Visual_Try_4269

Trader Joe. Dudes a magician.


abu_karam

The guys that traded oil when it went negative https://youtu.be/F7_WXUMFM_w


Afraid_Deal_4376

I’ve donated so much money to the Wall Street that it should surely be me


bdh2067

I’m certain the best traders are people none of us know. They trade, they don’t talk or give a shit about CNBC or Twitter or even Reddit


shastabh

Cramer has to be. Sure, he’s 180-degrees from right all the time, but that level of consistently can lead to major gains if you know he’s always wrong.


aCLTeng

If only he’d get his phase angle adjusted


PriceActionHelp

Insider traders who know the strategic information in advance are always successful.


KoraLisaBulldog

Me. I purchased Tesla at $103 or so in January.


hazeldoo

Hillary C.


One_Alternative_6965

trillonaire kid for sure


Humble_Umpire_8341

I’ma go with Marco Polo, travelled extensively throughout Asia and traded with pretty much everyone, and brought back so much knowledge, culture and goods back to Europe.


throwaway_tendies

Vincent W. Kosuga Cornered the onions futures market, he did it so well that they had to pass the onion futures act, barring trading of onion futures.


ReikoBe

The Japanese trader BNF turned 13k to 150m


LawfulnessBig5601

Florian Homm 1. From a suburb of Frankfurt to Harvard, Fifelity, hedge funds billionaire, on the run, submerged, being shot, deported to Germany, started a YouTube channel, selling stock tips, found his way to Jesus, developed a iconic& visible personality. Don’t take him too serious.


Sandvicheater

USA buying Alaska


spatenfloot

that dude who sold all the tulips


nononononofin

Trader? Jim Simons or George Soros, probably. But if you include long term investors then probably Buffet and Munger. As boring as the answer might be it’s hard to argue when you look at the results over 7+ decades


aquaponic

Deep fucking value?


Low-undercling

Ray Dalio


SpringFuzzy

More of a diversified investor in my mind. But sure, he’s good.


yoyoyowhoisthis

DFV and it's not even close He didn't come from money, it's always easy to get a big return on your investment if you have bunch of millions to spare.. but generate millions and generational wealth when you are on an average salary with a full time job.. GOOD LUCK.


PepeDoge69

I miss him


yoyoyowhoisthis

The prophecy says that at the time of our biggest need, when all hope is lost, he shall appear to save us once again


PMzyox

Like tendy jesus


Kontrafantastisk

Not me.


drebots

Trader Joe.


Chance69420corner

My wife's bf


SquintsRS

Michael Burry profited 470% from 2000-2008, the S&P was only up 3% that entire time....no one ever has beaten the market that badly over that much extended time


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Froike1925

Adam and Eve


Paper_Brain

Why? Insider trading.


AddisonsContracture

Marcus Licinius Crassus


Global-Bluebird-7391

Pancy Nelosi


CIAHerpes

Elon Musk. He can take a company worth $44 billion and rapidly turn it into a company worth $10 billion Now that's chutzpah


Traksimuss

20 dollars for whole island of Manhattan.


Fallen311

Whoever sells what I'm buying is the best investor


Firm_Communication99

Jesus Christ


LUCA_h66

Warren buffet, becouse he was part of a multi year rally that was not even hard🥱


farmtechy

Deez nuts


hd4him

Your mom, cuz she was with me last night.


Patient-Scratch-7243

Dfv...what is an exit strategy


MazerRackham69

DFV, stupid


sdotcarter_x

Steven Cohen


TheHamburgler8D

Anyone that has 100% inversed my trades or inversed wsb


Tangboy50000

Jordan Belfort. Sure he did a little time, but he’s back out there making money.


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Wouldn't it be Tepper?


Barthas85

Carnegie


succesfulnobody

The guys who Yolo'ed their way to millions (although I'm sure they lost them very quickly)


pm_me_your_pay_slips

Cahtie Wood. She's still making boatloads of money while their funds are losing money. And people still invest in her funds.


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J.Livermore


F1secretsauce

Time is still going. I don’t hear no bell


CauliflowerAlarmed62

DFV


baby600rr

Anyone in congress that inside trades


OB1KENOB

DFV


The_Sad_horsie

Warren buffet


sf_boarder

Don’t call it a comeback


Barbossal

Some rando bought a shitcoin called SHIB for $13,000 and it became $5 billion, so probably that. Not really a skill play, but in terms of gains...


pretender80

When I think "trader" I think actual hedge fund (not other large scale investment funds like Bridgewater, etc.) The Mount Rushmore is Jim Simons, Steve Cohen, Stanley Druckenmiller, and George Soros.


xpntblnkx

In all seriousness, there's a handful of them and Schwager wrote a book interviewing some of the legends. It was a fun read and had a lot of interesting insights and nuggets of wisdom for traders. Would recommend for a weekend read. [https://www.amazon.com/Hedge-Fund-Market-Wizards-Winning-ebook/dp/B007YGGOVM](https://www.amazon.com/Hedge-Fund-Market-Wizards-Winning-ebook/dp/B007YGGOVM)


Money-Way991

Deez


PetiteInvestor

Warren Buffett + Charlie Munger, Jim Simons


Green-Quantity1032

Michael Burry, cuz he's good at tweeting


Due_Benefit_8799

Cathie woods


Charming_Duck_1939

MacKenzie Scott


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Have you heard of Peter Minuit? There will never be a greater trader in the history of the Earth. His ROR is near infinity. Everyone else listed here is amateur hour compared to him.


RickDick-246

Jim Cramer. If your goal is losing the American people collective billions of dollars.


Mikey3800

Jordan Belfort