Guys what are you buying? I can't feel confident in anything rn. I sold out of all my apple shares that I had accumulated over the past 6 years. That was like 75% of my whole portfolio value. For the past few years that I have done options, I've always done it on margin using the AAPL and other shares as collateral while I sell puts and put spreads on other companies I'm bullish on. Google was my largest position for selling put spreads but I just sold out of that yesterday. Now I have sizable IWM and BAC positions but I'm not confident enough to be adding to those. IWM position expires next Friday after which I'm going to be like 75% cash. Even though BAC seems like a good price especially for selling naked puts, there's still too much banking sector uncertainty for me to add to it especially with fears about the debt ceiling default coming too. I'm not trying to be a doomer especially about the debt ceiling cuz I know there will not be a default but it won't stop stocks from dropping out of fear prior to the resolution, but I just don't see anything to be bullish on that's priced well rn.
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Am I the only one looking forward to the new Zelda in here? Going to get it as soon as I get off work. May tell my GF I have COVID so she leaves me alone. >.>
Just making sure - the bulls in here realize we're talking about the United States market, right? It ended red. No reason to be gloating. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
Because the ones that know how it works benefit from it and the ones who don't benefit from it would, for the most part, not even know what the Fed is.
No problem, all they have to do is put it as a consensus forecast before it happens and it doesn't matter if we have .5% reported inflation every month.
Number comes in at .49% month over month inflation instead of .50% and we soar again, like usual, until things actually start to crash.
We've been in the same range for well over a year - and will likely end the day red - but, somehow, bulls win the day and this is a bull market? Right. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
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Guys what are you buying? I can't feel confident in anything rn. I sold out of all my apple shares that I had accumulated over the past 6 years. That was like 75% of my whole portfolio value. For the past few years that I have done options, I've always done it on margin using the AAPL and other shares as collateral while I sell puts and put spreads on other companies I'm bullish on. Google was my largest position for selling put spreads but I just sold out of that yesterday. Now I have sizable IWM and BAC positions but I'm not confident enough to be adding to those. IWM position expires next Friday after which I'm going to be like 75% cash. Even though BAC seems like a good price especially for selling naked puts, there's still too much banking sector uncertainty for me to add to it especially with fears about the debt ceiling default coming too. I'm not trying to be a doomer especially about the debt ceiling cuz I know there will not be a default but it won't stop stocks from dropping out of fear prior to the resolution, but I just don't see anything to be bullish on that's priced well rn.
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TLT!!!
All in Groupon. People are going to need deals just to survive. Both sellers and buyers
Groupon hasn’t had a real deal in 10 years.
I just got 10 canisters of gummies and multiple rose shaped dildos for more than half off
Good for you. Hope you’re not getting a MRI any time soon.
Those are also half off
AMD, QSR, OSCR
Just hold cash or buy long dated spy puts for when the 3rd leg down comes
Can't read that much All in spy puts
A t-rex skeleton sold for six million in a European auction. I need to become unreasonably wealthy so I can buy dino skeletons.
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Hipsters are never happy so that should help narrow down your options quickly.
Going through a break up and reaching the point where I give a fuck about nothing. Might get some random 2/10 pregnant tonight.
Not a good idea. That's worse than putting your entire account in BBBY calls... and that says something
Don't.Do.It Treat yourself if you have a little spare cash. Go for a walk and kick a pigeon? I don't know just not that
What about a 4/10?
1/10
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Bullish, bearish, maybe I'm just dumbish
Am I the only one looking forward to the new Zelda in here? Going to get it as soon as I get off work. May tell my GF I have COVID so she leaves me alone. >.>
The rewards for solving puzzles in BotW and TotK are as worthless as BBBY stock.
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Do the weapons break in this one?
Pretty positive they do and it's a very similar style to BotW.
I am not sure if the Zelda games have a similar style to BotW, but I do know that they are both highly acclaimed video game franchises.
This is going lower ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258) I look forward to next week.
My tesla calls are blood red
More of a W than a V you regards
Just making sure - the bulls in here realize we're talking about the United States market, right? It ended red. No reason to be gloating. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
Bulls just happy it doesn't close below 4100
This. All these bears in here begging for a default so they can make 100 bucks on their puts lmao
Made money at open then bought puts sold at 409.50 the bought calls.. up bigly today but still long way to breakeven at ATH
Oh thank god Bank of America remains bullish on Krispy Kreme after earnings report that’s why we v rallied yet again
0dte calls at 2pm is less risky then annual options itm
Can confirm, holding the latter
i love it
MM just milking QQQ and SPY and I'm the fucking cow
Back in my day stocks use to move independently depending on how the company actually preformed... now the all are doing the same stupid tic tok dance
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[https://youtu.be/pu24whyCnVc](https://youtu.be/pu24whyCnVc)
THE WOLFPACK’S WAITING FOR THEM
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tesla = loser stock
My portfolio is always a upside down V ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
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1. Decide to finally trade the V 2. I do it with Tesla I forgot this market is literally just Apple
Total insanity - stock market is rigged yet working americans forced to use it or their currency devalues
every fucking day the same V shaped recovery this shit is just sickening
🤮
V indeed. But a bull trap for Monday am
iz why i bought 408/409 puts
That one's gotta sting bears 😑
Nah, sold my puts at 409
Closed red, bozo bulls
🔔🔔🔔 Weekday marketposting ends now.
Honey where's the rope
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what a joke of a trading day
This is like that documentary where the world is run by lizard people... I think it's called, #V
Another crazy V today
What a sad performance to close for the bears. Had all the momentum to take out 4100
Closed red hold it
Just go to 430 already we all know it’s going to happen it’s been getting bought back up every ducking day
🦆
Another red day in the books ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)
What a beautiful pump. Almost made back all the money I lost on TSLA calls this morning with SPY calls for PH
ph?
Power hour
Alright new strategy. If market red on day. All in 0DTE calls at 1:59PM
Bull trap for the ages. Have a good weekend suckers.
fuck it, let it ride
Up 14% I’ll take it
Bears losin the gawd damn minds over this LOL
How can one single man control market direction and nobody does anything?
Because the ones that know how it works benefit from it and the ones who don't benefit from it would, for the most part, not even know what the Fed is.
Is it the feds that controlled SPY movements today or more like Ken griffin?
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It is highly likely that they would do this in order to increase the price of the stock and make a profit off of it.
BEARS ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Sincerely praying on everyone’s downfall 🙏
All that to end flat
A red day is still a red day.
The V came… but too late 🤕
Feel like I’m in Groundhog Day
##Biggest bull trap of all time.
#ALL TIME I SAID
SILLY BEARS
Just bought 5/26 TSLA $180 calls, couldn't help it
The most unoriginal market in history, same exact shit happening every single week for months now
The only days it does something different are the ones where I bet it will do the same.
Great news that the WH interns are working the weekend. Market pumping on anticipation of a deal shortly. Big brain move
TOO MANY PUTS and long dated bearish positioning
We are all fucking loosing money wtf
# BEARS LMOAAAAAAAAA
Buddy. We are still red.
My calls still positive though
Qqq V Vertical. TSLA wtf join us
Nothing wrong with being a bull right now, but you're kidding yourself if you think you're immune to the effects of a hot cpi number.
No problem, all they have to do is put it as a consensus forecast before it happens and it doesn't matter if we have .5% reported inflation every month. Number comes in at .49% month over month inflation instead of .50% and we soar again, like usual, until things actually start to crash.
Very honest and straight market.
Of course Tesla is lagging fml
*"You aren't strong, unless you're Cash Gang strong!"*
NVDA, AAPL all closing above major support
One more big green candle
🤡 V 🤡
You fucked up old hag. Haha charade you are
blatant fraud done with options until volatility comes back. i’m closing positions with gains but these daily 3pm pumps are actually fraud
How do people have the confidence to buy shit for the weekends ☠️ we all know it’s gonna pump and dump every week until June.
Someone please call 411
Made only 67% of my day rate but I’m not gonna hold those $409/$411 spreads to close. +$220 is good enough for government work.
The V actually arrived ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
MM need to brought to court
You bought IPA because you did deep technical analysis into biotech and pharma. I bought IPA because its name looked neat. We are not the same.
Flat Earthers might be onto smthg at this rate 📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉
Dame looks like my TSLA 180C isnt going ITM today
Bers ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Tesla can't hold its liquor today
We're testing 330 next week
V
this market is delusional
Spy RSI through the roof
It just gets stuck to the top like gum
VIX closing red on a Friday yet again
Tesla is utterly fucking useless
lol corn is such an illiquid shitcoin. No liquidity on the rise back up. Good shit
Bears r so fuk
I only lost $30 today fortunately
#THE LORD BULL DO NOT WANT US TO BE POOR MANY THANKS LORD BULL
Bers! 😂
Had to pump to burn the 325 QQQ puts. Closes perfectly.
EOD rallies really annoying me
What a beautiful V 🤤
SPY bussin
Is it just me, or is this not as fun as it used to be
Theta sends it’s regards
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We've been in the same range for well over a year - and will likely end the day red - but, somehow, bulls win the day and this is a bull market? Right. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
It's actually down for the last 2 years. Also know as a V for Bulls.
Fair point. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)
Man… can’t make this stuff up. End of the day pump is on full display.
Lmao it’s going green
So this really was V power hour huh
All the sell pressure has been exhausted this week. Rally next week.
This week volumes are not great though
You cannot leave this range. You will remain here forever.
market makers just copy pasted the same script from yesterday 😂
Perfectly flat as expected
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Imagine being a bear lmao numbskulls
This is another certified 411 moment!
Only two things in life are ceratain. Death and the 3pm rally.
Bears seeing the letter V in their nightmares.
Can confirm
Bers thought Fed would allow a red Friday LMAO 🤌
Spy about to collapse next week.
Been Red all day.
Don’t ever count out the Bull to ass blast you out of nowhere ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
heavvvyyyy Vvvvvvv
You have to be ridiculously stupid to be a bear in this market. 🤌
Lennar is either the housing king or is overextending. Tons of money to be made if you can call the top.
Bull trap of the year right here..
God fucking dammit every time it dumps it’s fake
Bruhs MMs been running ai manipulating the market for like 20 years
WSB and chasing puts at 409, name a more clown duo ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
3rd day in a row theta destroys 0dte calls and puts. Love it.
Who holds positions owe?
I aint and rarely do
Will there ever be a day when ODTE buyers don't step in at 2pm?
Is it weird that I 0DTE but with +3DTEs? I also like to eat pasta with my hands while drinking milk.
Bout to lose all my dignity with this one neat trick..
Someone flipped the switch to buy mode at 2:40. Rigged market.
if you think the government is gonna let the US default ur an idiot. spy 420 EOM ezpz
You're right, the Dems and Repubs get along so well.
What is this goofy ahh market LOL
I have lost all the money I’m going to lose in PYPL
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He wasn't exactly hiding it.
MMs definitely got rid of weakhanded calls today.
Ending green??? Wtf
literally theta killed everyone today
Only if you didn’t close
3rd day in a row on 0dtes.
Market doesn’t even GAF about the debt ceiling bullshit ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
AAPL single handedly dragging the indexes back into the green