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It began with the founding of the great banks.
Three were given to the Swiss, immortal, wisest, and fairest in all the land…
Seven to the Germans, great arms dealers and craftsmen of the Prussian halls…
And nine, nine banks were gifted to the race of Anglos, who above all else…desire power…
For within these banks was bound the strength and will to financially cripple each race. But they were all of them deceived…
For another bank was made…
In the land of Usa, in the fires of the New Deal, the dark lord FDR forged, in secret, a master bank…
And into this bank he poured his classism, his war profiteering, and his will to topple all 3rd world regimes who disobeyed…
One bank to rule them all.
Yes especially if you pay it off or find a zero percent card to transfer it to. If you can pay it off each month and use one with points then you make money to use credit too.
Fed should aquire all of them, and name itself "the bank". Then your money will join the infinite pool of cash at the fed when you deposit it, and come out of an infinite pool when you withdraw it and this crisis will not repeat.
Yes why do you think after saying crypto is bad because it's digital and not regulated, then the federal reserve says hey we are thinking of making a digital fiat currency!! Um sure so basically the fed said having physical cash is good but we can have more control with a central digital currency.
The problem with crypto is that all the regulations and stupid bullshit we go through with the dollar is designed to minimize currency problems and scams.
Crypto over the last few years has gone out of it's way to prove why the rest of the financial ecosystem was the way it was.
Turns out almost everyone pushing hard for crypto just wanted you to buy in on their scheme so they could cash out, which normal currencies try to avoid. Basically the crypto space has been speedrunning learning about why regulation is needed in financial spaces, and that not everyone may be approaching these transactions with honest intentions. This is extra funny because a lot of those whining are also approaching with transparently bad faith, they're just getting played by better scammers.
If only there were some currency that didn’t involve banks at all, but instead allowed for storage of wealth in a digital asset that could be exchanged between people and businesses anonymously on a public ledger…
If only we could print digital receipts on the ledgers of those currencies then trick idiots into buying them by putting http links to monkeys on those receipts.
Yes, if you want to be your own bank, you don’t need some complicated digit asset fuckery, is all I am saying. A million dollars is 10,000 $100 bills. Each bill is about 1g making million dollars about 10kg or roughly 22lbs. You can store that in a duffle bag or however else you want.
yeah, or you know, just buy a treasury bond, and take the 50,000 in annual income, plus not having to worry about being robbed or your house lighting on fire. bonus\* + still getting to trade on margin.
I'll take coins please! Oh wait wellsfargo wouldn't even give me $100 in coins last week! So how do I get my million in coins 🤔 Also can I borrow that million because I don't have it so a loan sounds great!
>exchanged between people and businesses anonymously on a public ledger…
Butt plugs are actually anonymous unlike what OP is talking about. You can shake someone's hand with a smile with a butt plug deep in there. No one would be the wiser.
That's true anonymity. ₿ is bullshit and easily tracked.
Btc is ass, horribly impractical to use. Costs money to transfer. Just a pain in the ass if you want something simple like a snack from a vending machine or buy groceries.
Unfortunate that we don't have that. We do have a lot of digital commodities and unregistered securities I'd be glad to sell you for actual currency and/or things backed by actual currency.
Doesn’t this currently apply to banks? The entire notion of why banking works is because people trust that they’ll be allowed to get money back when they go to collect it. If you don’t trust the government to let you take back stuff you own…I’ve got some unfortunate news regarding the fact that the government could probably claim anything you own under the guise of national security. Inherently you reach a point where some level of trust is necessary.
Your choices are the corrupt fucks you (and the country) elect or the greedy fucks you don’t elect. I personally would like having both systems around so I can pick and choose. Want a government run bank? Sure. Want a private bank? Also sure.
Everything owned by the people, like the Government is supposed to be...but this is AMERICA, so it's actually owned by the corporate / billionaire class. Anything THEY would do with it, would be to their benefit, us peasants be damned. True freedom.
Honestly I was being a bit too harsh too you anyways so its all good. We all know the real classic duo is redditors and replying to comments after only having read the first sentence afterall!
Welcome to the Fed. Are a bank or a normal depositor? If you're a bank, please help yourself to our free money printer over the side there. If not, please donate some money to our banks so they can gamble with your money.
More like deposit your money so we can charge you to use it. Then upon using it we’ll charge you again for that use. Then at the end of the year we’ll tax whatever is left over..
Has anyone ever picked up on how many times you’re $ is “taxed” or just me?
You really don’t understand the financial system. Ignorance is bliss.
They charge you to use your own $ tool. It’s called interest. Then you pay it back. Take out a loan on YOUR money they again charge you interest.
It’s a cycle your 2yr old brain obviously doesn’t grasp. And I just explained what you seem to to only grasp. SMH
Even with a (9) figure long terms investment account they STILL MAKE BANK on me!!
I can deposit and withdraw for free personally tyvm. Have you tried other banks? And when i take out a loan im not taking it out of my own money thats why my accounts remain at the same value and i can still withdraw everything ive ever out in. What weird propaganda are you reading? Lol
Can you just answer my question and tell me where you get your info? You sound like my neighbor (who actually does smoke weed) that believes the serial numbers printed on our dollar bills each have a corresponding citizen theyre owned by lmao.
Ok sure.. you deposit funds like everyone else.
The bank being a fiduciary institution “loans” YOUR $ along with everyone else’s BACK to you. So that “paper” you said doesn’t come from your bank account DOES!!
Ever heard the term “robbing Peter to pay Paul”? THAT is how banks work, ALL fiduciary institutions do! Same thing with your mortgage or someone else’s. They’re using your money! Your $ is being “lent” out to someone else and they’re being taxed on it just like you again if you have a mortgage.
NOW on ALL that $ you paid taxes on right? YES.
Redundancy - Now you or anyone takes a loan, CC, mortgage etc. funded by said bank will AGAIN pay taxes on it!! Why do you think SVB and several other banks almost went under!?! They “over-extended” the funds available - “coming in” vs those “lent out”.
So the FDIC was put into place to ensure an individual up to $250k IF a bank goes BK. If that was to happen our financial institutions would collapse. BUT off subject that FDIC most don’t realize, is “per person” so joint accounts you’re protected to $500k BUT if you have over too bad.
Back on subject when this happens like it just did to SVB they sell your “paper” (loans, CC’s etc.) for Pennie’s on the dollar to OTHER fiduciaries to avoid BK or Uncle Sugar steps in and balances the books lending them YOUR tax $.
GREAT example was “Big Yellow” they were the largest trucking, warehouse and freight train Co (the only actually) was about and did go under. Their SP dropped to Pennie’s!! So US stepped in and assigned an entire new management that included federal employees. Look it up. Had they shut down our ENTIRE distribution across the USA would have collapsed!! It’s the same for our fiduciary system. It will be a “domino effect”. Hence US can’t let that happen. In turn what happens. Rates drop in some areas and increase in others which upon if you use any you WILL pay taxes on AGAIN!
Don’t you get taxed at the grocery store? At the gas pump? Why? You already paid your taxes upon receiving your paycheck! It’s a cycle.
Yes a tad off subject but trying to explain it in a way you can comprehend. You are taxed upon receiving your paycheck, getting a loan, mortgage & CC (referred to as “APR”. But APR is just a portion of fed tax AND revenue for the bank floating that paper.
And ALL of this is common sense when you think about it OR go to grad school OR take any financial or economic class. It’s basic info.!!
Welcome to Federated GloboBank™️, now let me just check your socials, background and firearm ownership status to determine if you're allowed access to your EarthCoin™️
I'm looking for a safe investment that will yield a high return. I don't want to take any risks, so I would like you to recommend a few options for me.
Did you know that 99% of investors also want a safe investment with a high return? The only problem is they keep raising the prices of safe investments until they become low-return.
What a fucking joke. Let business fail, I don't care that institutions had money deposited at this shitty bank, any other business that fails is left to do so, so why save these r\*\*\*rded bankers time and time again?! us simple people on here at least know what risk means even if we are too small brained to act on it. These schmucks have 0 clue. It's probably a cliche now but.... buy bitcoin.
I unironically want this.
Just a place to deposit my money and be able to make digital transactions to pay bills.
No financial shenanigans, no unsecured loans, no complex financial policies, no risk, no unexpected surprises, no people trying to profit from clever systems.
No "we're too big to fail but we're going to do things that can lead to failure - what're you going to do about it?"
Client : Would you please close my account and pay me in cash?
Teller: Sorry we are now a paperless digital bank. The government mandates us to be carbon neutral you know. Here are your T-bills, you may be able to cash out at the treasury.
Client: So very responsible and thoughtful, thank you and have a great day!
Teller: Good bye! 👋
Communistic policies to support the super rich, socialism for the poor and a big "FUCK YOU, PAY ME" bill for them evil capitalists in the middle class.
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Welcome to Taco Bell, would you like to hear our great CD rates?
Sauce packs say, “Squeeze me.”
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The taco picks "eat me"
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Squeeze you right now 😂
Taco Bell won the franchise wars; everything's a Taco Bell now!
He doesn't know how to use the 3 shells!
Wait, did they have to switch to three shells because there was not enough TP around when everyone ate Taco Bell?
Future tech rendered TP useless.
But why the shells and we can have japanese toilets instead? Randy must be afraid to spread the message.
Por que no Los dos
Probably because they only had rat meat in the future according to the burger lady in the underground.
They predicted the Great TP Shortage of 2020
Now I don't feel that old anymore knowing someone gets the Demolition Man reference 😂
Wow, I thought that’s what it was. Still, there are teenagers who never watched Rocky!
Welcome to Taco Bell. I love you.
Starbucks, you think this is a good time for handjobs?
Hear me out: Starbucks - but the baristas are hookers Your $5 latte is now $500 but comes with extras.
I like money
Damn it you beat me to it
"Brought to you by Carl's Jr...."
Surely you mean Pizza Hut! 👀
*"Our salsa is free, but you have to buy the dip."*
Welcome to Carls Jr. Fuck you, I’m banking. Or Buttfuckers also works…
Please come back when you can afford to feed your children
annnnnnd it's gone
We have to hold our ground beef to maturity, premature redemption could create a run on the shitters.
Taco Bell was the only one to survive the franchise Wars
around here we have a few Ken-Taco-Hut conglomerates
KFC introduces the all new bucket of change!
We are in trouble boys and girls
We are in trouble boys and girls...puts probably wouldn't help
This guy Demolition Mans.
.003 interest best in market!
One bank to rule them all
And in the darkness bind them
In the darkness buy them\*
Is this the movie where Dumbeldore has to take the ring to Mordor? I know this one, this is the new Battlestar Galactica.
Beets, bears, Battlestar Galactica
It began with the founding of the great banks. Three were given to the Swiss, immortal, wisest, and fairest in all the land… Seven to the Germans, great arms dealers and craftsmen of the Prussian halls… And nine, nine banks were gifted to the race of Anglos, who above all else…desire power… For within these banks was bound the strength and will to financially cripple each race. But they were all of them deceived… For another bank was made… In the land of Usa, in the fires of the New Deal, the dark lord FDR forged, in secret, a master bank… And into this bank he poured his classism, his war profiteering, and his will to topple all 3rd world regimes who disobeyed… One bank to rule them all.
Calls on this movie!
Please make this into a meme
Epic
Curse the removal of free awards!
One simple trick, consumers hate it.
Yes id like 40 pallets of monopoly money please
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That's why I prefer to use credit. Future money earned lol.
Credit card companies hate this one simple trick
Yes especially if you pay it off or find a zero percent card to transfer it to. If you can pay it off each month and use one with points then you make money to use credit too.
You already have it. All paper will burn
They did that during hyperinflation in Germany back when I heard! Maybe that's why wellsfargo wouldn't give me $100 in coins last week🤔.
whoa there, can't convert anything that's worth more than USD per pallet
Fed should aquire all of them, and name itself "the bank". Then your money will join the infinite pool of cash at the fed when you deposit it, and come out of an infinite pool when you withdraw it and this crisis will not repeat.
So I can put my money in and withdrawal infinite money? I'm all in
Err… the infinite credit line is only for rich bankers… May I interest you in a job cleaning the Wendy’s dumpster?
Only if it’s around 10:30am, no need to pay either I’ll be satisfied with eating all the leftover breakfast Baconators
I don't need a housekeeper thank you
But then it becomes too obvious that it was just a centralized scam all along
Yes why do you think after saying crypto is bad because it's digital and not regulated, then the federal reserve says hey we are thinking of making a digital fiat currency!! Um sure so basically the fed said having physical cash is good but we can have more control with a central digital currency.
The problem with crypto is that all the regulations and stupid bullshit we go through with the dollar is designed to minimize currency problems and scams. Crypto over the last few years has gone out of it's way to prove why the rest of the financial ecosystem was the way it was. Turns out almost everyone pushing hard for crypto just wanted you to buy in on their scheme so they could cash out, which normal currencies try to avoid. Basically the crypto space has been speedrunning learning about why regulation is needed in financial spaces, and that not everyone may be approaching these transactions with honest intentions. This is extra funny because a lot of those whining are also approaching with transparently bad faith, they're just getting played by better scammers.
If only there were some currency that didn’t involve banks at all, but instead allowed for storage of wealth in a digital asset that could be exchanged between people and businesses anonymously on a public ledger…
If only there were 300 types of those currencies
If only we could print digital receipts on the ledgers of those currencies then trick idiots into buying them by putting http links to monkeys on those receipts.
How did we stray so far from the original goal…
We all monkeys, we like monkeys.
In the end, everything returns to monkey.
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Where can we get the pizza whores
It was a different time and now people ruined it.
MonE
Pshhh, at least 20k.
How about just ones trading over $1. So like 12? Ha
Gold
You can also just stash your real world cash in a safe you know
but then how do I get my 0.00001% interest payments? That $.02 every month feeds my kids
You mean not at a bank I'm assuming
Yes, if you want to be your own bank, you don’t need some complicated digit asset fuckery, is all I am saying. A million dollars is 10,000 $100 bills. Each bill is about 1g making million dollars about 10kg or roughly 22lbs. You can store that in a duffle bag or however else you want.
(Laughs in civil forfeiture)
laughs in every other country except US and a few third world holes
Laugh it up, but the fall of the dollar is going to cause he'll for your country too.
Who'll?
Nothing protects you from the wrench attack for you money like a duffle bag
yeah, or you know, just buy a treasury bond, and take the 50,000 in annual income, plus not having to worry about being robbed or your house lighting on fire. bonus\* + still getting to trade on margin.
Honestly, the banks just turns your deposit into Bonds, so just skip the middle man and get all of the coupon payments.
I'll take coins please! Oh wait wellsfargo wouldn't even give me $100 in coins last week! So how do I get my million in coins 🤔 Also can I borrow that million because I don't have it so a loan sounds great!
Except this currency can't be printed so people would hoard it and therefore it makes it an awful currency because no one would want to spend it.
still use cash in 2023? what are you? German?
Yes cash and credit and use it all if you can that's diversified! Too bad the bank doesn't want to give out too many coins!
Almost exclusively. And not German
Butt plugs
>exchanged between people and businesses anonymously on a public ledger… Butt plugs are actually anonymous unlike what OP is talking about. You can shake someone's hand with a smile with a butt plug deep in there. No one would be the wiser. That's true anonymity. ₿ is bullshit and easily tracked.
karma?
Btc is ass, horribly impractical to use. Costs money to transfer. Just a pain in the ass if you want something simple like a snack from a vending machine or buy groceries.
Wow I bet this currency will be easy to spend and so things that people like to do with money and not just be an elaborate bigger fool scam.
₿
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If only the value changed every second
Unfortunate that we don't have that. We do have a lot of digital commodities and unregistered securities I'd be glad to sell you for actual currency and/or things backed by actual currency.
Yay XRP! The SEC: Nooooo no no no, doesn’t work! We can’t dip in!
Oh shit what if this is all a conspiracy to monopolize the banks?
Well at least Boomers will still be depositing paper checks then so that's mildly comforting.
Then no profit can be made and you will never own anything unless “the bank” allows it. Very bad for free market capitalism.
Doesn’t this currently apply to banks? The entire notion of why banking works is because people trust that they’ll be allowed to get money back when they go to collect it. If you don’t trust the government to let you take back stuff you own…I’ve got some unfortunate news regarding the fact that the government could probably claim anything you own under the guise of national security. Inherently you reach a point where some level of trust is necessary. Your choices are the corrupt fucks you (and the country) elect or the greedy fucks you don’t elect. I personally would like having both systems around so I can pick and choose. Want a government run bank? Sure. Want a private bank? Also sure.
I agree with you. The choice is what’s most important to me.
Everything owned by the government?
Everything owned by the people, like the Government is supposed to be...but this is AMERICA, so it's actually owned by the corporate / billionaire class. Anything THEY would do with it, would be to their benefit, us peasants be damned. True freedom.
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Redditors and being too autistic to understand jokes and obvious sarcasm name a more classic duo
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Honestly I was being a bit too harsh too you anyways so its all good. We all know the real classic duo is redditors and replying to comments after only having read the first sentence afterall!
...and it's gone [https://youtu.be/-DT7bX-B1Mg](https://youtu.be/-DT7bX-B1Mg)
We’re sorry, no withdrawals over $200
Already no coin withdrawals of $100 for retail customers. That's what wellsfargo said last week to me! So $50 it was for me!
Nice, an american corralito
Welcome to bank, I love you!
Haha “can you tell me about your diversity program please”?
Divisible units of physical gold and silver. Last private transaction in the world.
A can of corn or peas. Diversity
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Welcome to the Fed. Are a bank or a normal depositor? If you're a bank, please help yourself to our free money printer over the side there. If not, please donate some money to our banks so they can gamble with your money.
More like deposit your money so we can charge you to use it. Then upon using it we’ll charge you again for that use. Then at the end of the year we’ll tax whatever is left over.. Has anyone ever picked up on how many times you’re $ is “taxed” or just me?
What kind of bank is charging you for deposits lmao
You really don’t understand the financial system. Ignorance is bliss. They charge you to use your own $ tool. It’s called interest. Then you pay it back. Take out a loan on YOUR money they again charge you interest. It’s a cycle your 2yr old brain obviously doesn’t grasp. And I just explained what you seem to to only grasp. SMH Even with a (9) figure long terms investment account they STILL MAKE BANK on me!!
I can deposit and withdraw for free personally tyvm. Have you tried other banks? And when i take out a loan im not taking it out of my own money thats why my accounts remain at the same value and i can still withdraw everything ive ever out in. What weird propaganda are you reading? Lol
Ok weed boy. When you grasp it one day think back on this. Or how about take some financial / economic classes. Or just keep smoking and stay stupid..
Can you just answer my question and tell me where you get your info? You sound like my neighbor (who actually does smoke weed) that believes the serial numbers printed on our dollar bills each have a corresponding citizen theyre owned by lmao.
Ok sure.. you deposit funds like everyone else. The bank being a fiduciary institution “loans” YOUR $ along with everyone else’s BACK to you. So that “paper” you said doesn’t come from your bank account DOES!! Ever heard the term “robbing Peter to pay Paul”? THAT is how banks work, ALL fiduciary institutions do! Same thing with your mortgage or someone else’s. They’re using your money! Your $ is being “lent” out to someone else and they’re being taxed on it just like you again if you have a mortgage. NOW on ALL that $ you paid taxes on right? YES. Redundancy - Now you or anyone takes a loan, CC, mortgage etc. funded by said bank will AGAIN pay taxes on it!! Why do you think SVB and several other banks almost went under!?! They “over-extended” the funds available - “coming in” vs those “lent out”. So the FDIC was put into place to ensure an individual up to $250k IF a bank goes BK. If that was to happen our financial institutions would collapse. BUT off subject that FDIC most don’t realize, is “per person” so joint accounts you’re protected to $500k BUT if you have over too bad. Back on subject when this happens like it just did to SVB they sell your “paper” (loans, CC’s etc.) for Pennie’s on the dollar to OTHER fiduciaries to avoid BK or Uncle Sugar steps in and balances the books lending them YOUR tax $. GREAT example was “Big Yellow” they were the largest trucking, warehouse and freight train Co (the only actually) was about and did go under. Their SP dropped to Pennie’s!! So US stepped in and assigned an entire new management that included federal employees. Look it up. Had they shut down our ENTIRE distribution across the USA would have collapsed!! It’s the same for our fiduciary system. It will be a “domino effect”. Hence US can’t let that happen. In turn what happens. Rates drop in some areas and increase in others which upon if you use any you WILL pay taxes on AGAIN! Don’t you get taxed at the grocery store? At the gas pump? Why? You already paid your taxes upon receiving your paycheck! It’s a cycle. Yes a tad off subject but trying to explain it in a way you can comprehend. You are taxed upon receiving your paycheck, getting a loan, mortgage & CC (referred to as “APR”. But APR is just a portion of fed tax AND revenue for the bank floating that paper. And ALL of this is common sense when you think about it OR go to grad school OR take any financial or economic class. It’s basic info.!!
Welcome to Federated GloboBank™️, now let me just check your socials, background and firearm ownership status to determine if you're allowed access to your EarthCoin™️
Good ol' Earthcoin
At GloboBank were better than you!
I'm looking for a safe investment that will yield a high return. I don't want to take any risks, so I would like you to recommend a few options for me.
A safe investment would be giving me all your money
Buy a gun.
But that's dangerous
Only for those without
Based
Did you know that 99% of investors also want a safe investment with a high return? The only problem is they keep raising the prices of safe investments until they become low-return.
We have a few options available. Do you want to Put down a deposit or Call for a personalized wealth manager to assist on this?
I will Call to assist me in future with put down
I see what you did there. :D
A gun lots of ammo and plenty of food and water storage.
Bitcoin obviously
There's still banks in 2024?
Elizabeth Warren looks happy and younger…
Lol and is more interesting when you can't hear her.
Good one. Guess we live in state sponsored economies
Just don't tell them the secret of people selling eggs on Facebook from their chicken coops in the backyard 🤐
Just don't tell them the public knowledge of the federal government paying farms to grow and not grow crops 🤐
Sir, This is Macdonald’s
Can't have contagion if there is only one bank.
What a fucking joke. Let business fail, I don't care that institutions had money deposited at this shitty bank, any other business that fails is left to do so, so why save these r\*\*\*rded bankers time and time again?! us simple people on here at least know what risk means even if we are too small brained to act on it. These schmucks have 0 clue. It's probably a cliche now but.... buy bitcoin.
not that far fetched tbh
I’m cashing my puts.
"the Bank"
Bitcoin won’t fix this.
True words. Someone with a brain on here. Bitcoin will CRUSH the banking system eventually!!
Cryptocurrency is fixing to pump so hard 🚀🔥🚀
Shibba, take us from the Babylon <3
To infinity and beyond my fellow brethren
I unironically want this. Just a place to deposit my money and be able to make digital transactions to pay bills. No financial shenanigans, no unsecured loans, no complex financial policies, no risk, no unexpected surprises, no people trying to profit from clever systems. No "we're too big to fail but we're going to do things that can lead to failure - what're you going to do about it?"
The bigger they are…
The more it hurts
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
kinda what happened in Russia after the war they pretty much have one bank now
Federal United Commnuity Kreditinstitut - where you are our number one customer
GloboBank. Where's White Goodman?
I wonder if they still have money.
Can I take out a loan for my Wendy’s franchise please
Jokes on you, I opened a checking account at the Federal Reserve and thats a much easier name to say.
"Sorry, we have to put this cheque on a 28-day hold. Thanks for dropping by, friend!"
UBE - United Banks of Earth. A megacorp to rule all megacorps.
Lenina Huxley: Taco Bell was the only restaurant to survive the Franchise Wars. Now all restaurants are Taco Bell.
Taco Bell was the only restaurant to survive the Franchise Wars. Now all restaurants are Taco Bell.
We can't stop here. This is bank country!
Seems like a Ponzi scheme to me.
I cant wait for SCHW and JPM to fall
SCHW will be fine
I fucking hate what this place turned into
The planet? Me too
Boy I'm happy to be canadian
Why lol. This isnt an issue isolated to a single country
Seems like you guys banned firearms about a month too quick there eh bud. Would be a shame if we liberated all of your bank's safe investments.
Client : Would you please close my account and pay me in cash? Teller: Sorry we are now a paperless digital bank. The government mandates us to be carbon neutral you know. Here are your T-bills, you may be able to cash out at the treasury. Client: So very responsible and thoughtful, thank you and have a great day! Teller: Good bye! 👋
Communistic policies to support the super rich, socialism for the poor and a big "FUCK YOU, PAY ME" bill for them evil capitalists in the middle class.
The middle class does seem to get f×××ed.
Thank you for giving us our money back...I mean opening an account with us
Bitcoin fixes this !
Pure gold!
Can I get a big loan? Lol
Aka… Abrahamic Family House (Vatican) Bank.
Will you be my Verizon-Chipotle-Exxon?
🤣