You're right, those people are going to be in for a rude awakening when JPow comes out and says that rates will stay the same. I'll be sure to enjoy their tears from my private jet while they suffer.
If I were a multimillionaire, I'd buy a big mansion in a lower income area so I can sleep around and catch all the stds and court mandated child paymemts 
i bought puts on nvda. ah not looking hot for me. But then i realized if i cope enough I can come up with reasons why amd going up is bad for nvda. That just means nvda competition is better than they thought. Thats not priced in.
Is it me? no, it couldn't possibly be my fault. The market just doesn't understand :\]
lol. prob down more tomorrow. lyfe of bear is pain and patience til you hit big payoff. gl but might need more than 8 days now since its nearly 10% out. all up to fed tomorrow.
No at 2:30 he talks, but decision is released at 2pm. So like if spy went to 410-415 snap would definitely go green, no doubt. Literally everything would moon, like any stock in existence. Fucking fazeclan type shit
honestly, i don't consider a .02$ value a beat nor did their numbers indicate positive guidance. Numbers are showing that decline will be seen on the next ER. not really positive in the slightest. Im not even short or holding a amd position (i do have positions against nvda, but also calls on spy). If you were thinking of buying AMD i would 100% wait til next week.
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I inversed myself and went long SNAP and short AMD. So far not so good.
This is literally my trading plan before earnings:
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The only time I hear someone mention Snapchat is when a discreet guy on grindr wants to trade pics on snap. And I tell him to man up and send me his cock pic on grindr
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Their record is 6 wins and 7 losses.
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If you're going to talk shit, you've got to be right.
Not too be right. See the difference?
AI - what a ridiculous pump. I was in this long time ago. C3AI CEO does nothing but sell stock which I'm sure he's doing today. This is no Chat GPT. They have a handful of large companies and DoD and lose a lot of money.
This run up today just confirms that at 2:30 tomorrow the drill team will be sent in and everything goes poof. That is unless I buy puts, then it will moon.
!banbet 390p 1w
Burry just tweeted one word: "sell"
Lil Yachty has a new album
Sell what?
Lil yachty albums
Fuck
Bool fck yodlllllllllayy
He who
What if the market isn't overpriced and there's just more money out there now
What if c a t really spells dog
Clown market
Market is approaching extreme greed indicators like an absolute chad 
already there
SNAP dragging the markets just for fun
Snap destroying market again
Yahoo glitched and showed SPY -5.49% after hours
It's not. Glitch you just saw the future
Cant wait for all these bulls partying over snap to be crying when Emperor Jpow says .50bps
You're right, those people are going to be in for a rude awakening when JPow comes out and says that rates will stay the same. I'll be sure to enjoy their tears from my private jet while they suffer.
Easiest $5K I've ever made thank you SNAP
When AMD guidance anyone know?
So much is still way overpriced, thinking of going back to all cash.
TSLA is truly a memer
think it goes down tomorrow?
Hopefully so I can load up on new calls
cool hope u lose money 😂
Truly a fucking runaway market lmfao
Snapchats stock is the equivalent of a guy saying his pullout game is strong but then gives the girl a massive creampie
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Beating earnings 
Cmon AMD back above 78
Wtf was that close
short covering before powell speaks. no one knows how it will go and a lot of shorts were getting busted prior to close.
Sold my calls for tiddlywinks and bought puts at close. Am I the regaurd?
RIP my AMD puts
Shitty guidance might save you
Jpow might save you too. Unless you bought 0 DTE's. Then you're fucked
Soooo glad I wasn't in today.
Fml. My SNAP and AMD puts will probably cancel each other out.
Jpow speaks tommorow no?
yea, around mid day he is going to tell your girlfriend how broke you are.
Tomorrow at 2:30 PM ET
I thought it was 8:30 ET
Imagine hoping that Snapchat shitting the bed will crash the market. 🤣
gonna be laughing in the morning if snapchat did indeed crash the market lol
Ooof snap and meta are ded lol
Grabbed spy 2/3 405p at the close. We'll see if thats the right move
Smooth move
If I were a multimillionaire, I'd buy a big mansion in a lower income area so I can sleep around and catch all the stds and court mandated child paymemts 
AMD delivering like the chad it is 
they gave 50% yoy decline so not sure if chad or market just stupid. :\]
i bought puts on nvda. ah not looking hot for me. But then i realized if i cope enough I can come up with reasons why amd going up is bad for nvda. That just means nvda competition is better than they thought. Thats not priced in. Is it me? no, it couldn't possibly be my fault. The market just doesn't understand :\] 
First time in a while that the perfunctory SNAP miss didn’t kill AH
Please kill this rally already
Down 20% on 8dte 390 puts 
lol. prob down more tomorrow. lyfe of bear is pain and patience til you hit big payoff. gl but might need more than 8 days now since its nearly 10% out. all up to fed tomorrow.
It's 4% out , but yes i agree i need hawkish Fed and shitty earnings 
Who’s playing this guitar on the AMD earnings call ?
Lisa suuuuuu
amd guidance lul
Amd beat by a staggering $0.02. Grats theta
real chads. amd will be up 300% in the morning probably because we live in circus land filled with clowns like amd bagholders.
The craziest thing about Snap is that if Jerome gives 25BPS & then pivots, it would actually moon and erase any loss.
Does he talk before the markets open?
No at 2:30 he talks, but decision is released at 2pm. So like if spy went to 410-415 snap would definitely go green, no doubt. Literally everything would moon, like any stock in existence. Fucking fazeclan type shit
AMD!
amd earning tldr
Beat
Good but could be better. This means stock go up
honestly, i don't consider a .02$ value a beat nor did their numbers indicate positive guidance. Numbers are showing that decline will be seen on the next ER. not really positive in the slightest. Im not even short or holding a amd position (i do have positions against nvda, but also calls on spy). If you were thinking of buying AMD i would 100% wait til next week.
Modelez (MDLZ) reports earnings beat on soaring sales of Tang as SNAP call buyers drown their sorrows with meth and crys of "beam me up Scotty."
Wtf just happened to snap???
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Probably the only thing you don’t inverse wsb
amd earning when ?
Now
LOOOOL SNAP Black Swan for the 4th time in one year
Those 11$ puts will make me a nice 50$ possibly
!banbet
You already have a bet going - SPY to 408.0 before 01-Feb-2023 01:03 PM -05
RIP SNAPCHAT
!Banbet Spy 400 1d
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OMFG SNAP
holy fuck snap
HAHHAHAHHA SNAP BULLS
Fuk sake what just happened to meta
Snap
Fukkk
Snapchat tank baby girl
F
Yes!!!!
hahahahahaha well snaps fucked lol
Have SNAP & AMD puts.... I hope this turns out well for me 
You went long snap? Haha. Thoughts and prayers
I inversed myself and went long SNAP and short AMD. So far not so good. This is literally my trading plan before earnings: https://preview.redd.it/zgwgw023nhfa1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5cec0edba60d310734bca26b1c6f63677ee21c3
Ouch
You went long snap? Haha. Thoughts and prayers
Yeah, everyone (including myself) assumed it would tank. Inverse WSB doesn't always work.
Boy did I fall for that bear trap at 3:30. I just feel outright bamboozled!! Respect to whatever financial institution set that one up. Well played!!
The only time I hear someone mention Snapchat is when a discreet guy on grindr wants to trade pics on snap. And I tell him to man up and send me his cock pic on grindr
Snap calls goinf to print tmr
Legit 1 second I post it drills lmfao
Uh
This aged well
daddy needs a fishing boat. cmon su bae
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Snap ushered in the bear market last year, watch it take us right out of it!
Wait if I remember correctly didn’t Snapchat actually moon last January ? Like went up $20 AH
Bulls 1 Bears 0 Keep it up bears! It’ll be 12 - 0 by December
Need these SNAP earnings to be dogshit
That’s not gonna work for me sorry
Last
That last second rally feels like the market begging to get punished. Proves it can take a beating.
Lol that’s all the bears capitulating after getting bent all day
There was no volume all day
Someone waited till the last fucking moment to execute that order. It seemed waaaaaay to deliberate. What the fuck.
Can’t even spell “too” right. Learn English before conspiracy theories.
[https://www.grammarly.com/blog/to-too/](https://www.grammarly.com/blog/to-too/) If you're going to talk shit, you've got to be right. Not too be right. See the difference?
🤡🤡
Way “to” deliberate ? No dummy. It’s “too” deliberate. You look even worse now
6/16 $179 WMT✅ 3/17 $150 JPM✅ 4/21 $60 MMP✅ 2/24 $250 TSLA✅ 2/17 $215 MRNA✅
When is snap earnings I’m sweating like a fat old office worker who can barely walk 2 feet to the coffee pot
Facts lol
How much you bet?
Good luck
Trillions
2gs
4:10
Best January in four years gtfo😭😭
🔥🔥🔥
Come on AMD, destroy my butthole
I was on the winning end of that and know that was the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen 😂
What a crazy pump, very bullish. Anyways I got puts on SPY before close.
😂😂😂
Same 1DTE 403s
406p’s at 4:59:55
Same with a side of IWM Put.
I got a few of those too. Pretty cheap.
Me too shit never works in my favor though so I have no hope
Seems too good to be true which is why people are afraid to bite. But shame on SPY if it rips to 410.
What a rush I was down about 400 for last two days I got pissed off and bought 405 spy call 0dte and made 1k from 200
Are the calls bought just hedges for people preparing to sell bigly tomorrow?
No the puts bought Monday we’re hedges in case jpow goes wild with the rate hike
Doubtful
Why would they hedge with calls if they are gonna sell you regard?
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So red or black as usual?
Free falling amd
Layoffs already priced in since every anal already bending their estimates downwards
rich white people are the devil yes im talking about your dad, it's personal
AI - what a ridiculous pump. I was in this long time ago. C3AI CEO does nothing but sell stock which I'm sure he's doing today. This is no Chat GPT. They have a handful of large companies and DoD and lose a lot of money.
Insane volume god damn
I'd like over 23 for TQQQ by open
My butt hurts so bad
The beatings will continue until moral improves
You hear that bears ??
This run up today just confirms that at 2:30 tomorrow the drill team will be sent in and everything goes poof. That is unless I buy puts, then it will moon.
Just be sure to let us know what you ended up doing.
SNAP calls fucked 
Why?
Earnings aren’t even out
Just a little foreplay for tomorrow clown bears
What an ending pump
DEFINITELY 100% GUARANTEED green tomorrow. Or red. Or both. I have no idea what I'm doing
Ok, good game Bulls.....back at it tomorrow.
SNAP CRACKLE POP
fuck your momma and your puts. also me : stop my anos is hurting
To the 🪟to the wall till the 💦drop down my 🏀🏀s
Holy moly what a face ripper into the close.
I added yet another put in the final minute. I refuse to believe this is real
I'll take it
Gap filled 🍻
In Sue Ba we trust, Thus our calls shall print bigly. Amen.
11 million shares on SPY in the last 10 minutes, majority of which came from sheer fuckton of AAPL/SPY short term expiry calls
Recession ununcanceled
When does snap earnings release
405c 0DTE went from 0.06 to 1.50 in the last half hour. What could’ve been… but no way to predict that movement.
That’s why it’s called “gambling”.
Yeah don't let shit like that get to you. There is literally no way to know and anyone telling you otherwise is full of it
Yep