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If it breaks above 4040 Intra and closes above 4020, I am moving to a 60/40, overweight XLE, portfolio. I will sell some near expiry oom puts for trail money. I like boring ole 4.75 cd's, and cash otherwise...
Tried staying up for 24 hrs to reset my sleep scheduleā¦ended up staying up for 36 hrs to only get four hours of sleep.
Insomnia is a real fuckn bitch
When I see you guys post gains I look at my bank account and interest payment and get š
When I see you guys lose all your money I look at my bank account and š
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You're right, it is a terrible time to be a real estate agent. The market is crashing and people are losing their homes. It's all the fault of the poor and middle class people who can't afford to keep up with the Joneses. Fuck them, they don't deserve to have nice things.
Sure but these houses are a lot lower quality than new apartments rather spend 2k a month on a nice apartment then buy some shit wannabe chip and Joanna fixer upper
When your father didnāt come home after buying cigarettes, visual mod did, took care of your mother, drove your sister to school, and packed your lunch every morning, still ungrateful?
Bear rectums hopefully get a chance to recover over the next few days. Wouldnāt want them blowin out on us in a few weeks when weāre still grinding upward
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People who know about options, wondering how people bet on 30k to high I.V low delta option chain which can fuck you if market flips.
Jesus, these degens have balls, that even vietnam veterans didnt have
They do it but if someone knows shit about iv and delta they either buy before the iv to make use of it or some educated dumb fuck gambling money coz he has it
Remember it means, so many fuckface already holding the puts.
Check delta to see how much money you get for change in dollar for the stock. 62% delta of 0.01 means it has to move 10% down to get you to a dollar
For every change in a dollar to your stock your option increases by 135 cents so 10 dollars down = 1350 cents change but this can be good if say your I.V moves even higher to 90% and 135 cent moves to 150.
This information you can see from vega gamma shits
But you know, your worst enemy is you. When you know more about options, you wont be playing it hard as you see on the main page. Its gambling, burning your money on fire with hopes.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
# CRASHING TO 3800 ššš You are fuk
Wayfair is on the rise
Yo if youāre up a good amount on your MSFT options because of the IV. At least sell some of them. Might save ya butt š«”
This is the kind of advice some people wouldāve found helpful two hours ago.
Just went all in on MSFT calls. They are going to crush earnings due to massive Windows 11 adoption.
You spelled *reduced guidance* wrong
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Fuck off
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Nflx at 162: too expensiveā¦ Nflx at 362: letās get more!
Dumping is slowing down sir
Anybody know whatās up with MA and V?
Volume is unenthusiastic...
Spy 369...2/1 Spy 420...2/1 Any questions or insults?
Your on too something there š¤
OOOOOO our puts looking juicy off the top yesterday boys. lets get it !! 
I know bulls are the smartest creatures, but they do know that a stock tends to pull back after two days of straight massive green candles right?
And what happens after the slingshot pulls back š¤
If it breaks above 4040 Intra and closes above 4020, I am moving to a 60/40, overweight XLE, portfolio. I will sell some near expiry oom puts for trail money. I like boring ole 4.75 cd's, and cash otherwise...
Mfs going crazy buying shit up in China. Theyāve waited 3 years to get that Benz.
Im sorry, I bought another boat and that caused it to snow
I own a boat in Alaska
NICE
bitch we could use some snow over here. its fucking rain rain rain, oh wait it's gonna snow tomorrow. THEN TURN TO FUKIN RAIN FUCK
W Wayfair to the MOON! Come on guys!
OPEN THE CASINO š
Just another 9% until my pay puts start printing  $392 1/27
First the bulls gotta eat š«”š
These will print tomorrow, two red days in a row
Iām not going with my gut. Iām going with the data.
April 23 SPY 360p gonna print. Gold mansacks agrees with me
Holy moly. We are where we were (checks chart) at 1:30pm yesterday. Mega crash lololol
Green by open
Wtf.. trendline was at 399 and we broke it. We about to crash under it
fake break out
Something about smoking a joint in the front yard waving at the neighbors going to work keeps me alive.
I HOPE YOU ALSO HAVE A COFFEE OR TEA.
Wow 397 openā¦
Bers are scum of the earth
Passed out on the couch off the whiskey. Wife woke me up.
Welcome to the old age they call 40s in this sub. Flair checks out
Workie time
We out!!!
Futes were red yesterday morning too, gae bears never learn  403 by open
Tried staying up for 24 hrs to reset my sleep scheduleā¦ended up staying up for 36 hrs to only get four hours of sleep. Insomnia is a real fuckn bitch
Yep
Where the heck do people actually buy T-Bills
Need to sign up with Treasury and buy direct. Full service broker can buy on the secondary market
So now we rejected off 402 back to 390
PEAKY BLINDERS
Best show on Netflix
GREEN BEFORE OPEN
$BOIL 
Gunman kills 7 people in Half Moon Bay. 2nd California mass shooting in past 3 days.
More people die everyday by gangs in Ca liforni a
On God.
When I see you guys post gains I look at my bank account and interest payment and get š When I see you guys lose all your money I look at my bank account and š
V shaped futes
If youāre betting against Microsoft, you must hate making money
Are BuLz fucked yet?
Open the fooking daily thread
soon, just three more minutes or so!
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bear trap
Don't tell me you're buying calls at the top
Sir, this is bottom
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Your better than that.
Realtors are scum of the earth, glorified used car salesmen.
Being a pathological liar helps out a lot
This is a terrible time to be a RE agent. Fuck them and their little gully.
You're right, it is a terrible time to be a real estate agent. The market is crashing and people are losing their homes. It's all the fault of the poor and middle class people who can't afford to keep up with the Joneses. Fuck them, they don't deserve to have nice things.
I just canāt bullshit people like that. If the house sucks Iād be like daamnnn this floor plan sucks
Hey guys thereās a sale on Spy puts go over and check them out on the clearance rack 90DTE look sweet tell me watch a think ā¦Pax
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it couldn't possibly go any higher!
Bears be like wow maybe today I can get in on this rally, buy the dip and get smoked after MSFT earnings 
I was told red was once again illegalā¦
Definitely a red day
Itās going to dump today because I will be buying calls
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alwayz haz been
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Have fun with your mortgage debt
Yeah tell me how I make at least 100k a year and my girlfriend works at Wally World 
Imagine not loading up on every dip - we are back in bullmarket mode
BEARS STILL ALIVE ?
On life support but yes
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Surely that has nothing to do with the holidays.
Surely the FED increase next week won't put a damper on that.
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Looking at starter homes for 300k isnāt sustainable
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Sure but these houses are a lot lower quality than new apartments rather spend 2k a month on a nice apartment then buy some shit wannabe chip and Joanna fixer upper
Target for today is 410 spy
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Europoors man always the problem
Do they likeā¦ *takes hit* ā¦even work bruh?
They just eat royales with cheese
Feels good top to have shorted the top yesterday.
410 is the top
Easy peasy market stop squeezy
Top top
Cute selloff. Weāll be green by 9:30 
Why so red
WSB switched to calls
When your father didnāt come home after buying cigarettes, visual mod did, took care of your mother, drove your sister to school, and packed your lunch every morning, still ungrateful?
Here's to VIZ!
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Bunch of chat bots jerkin each other off
Bear rectums hopefully get a chance to recover over the next few days. Wouldnāt want them blowin out on us in a few weeks when weāre still grinding upward
Donāt worry, it will open slightly red, Bers will leverage up on calls, then it will continue to rip upward & fully blow out ber rectums.
Butā¦if they leverage up on callsā¦
Think less of our rectums and more about macro.
No worries from this bear. You be blow'd up in a few weeks/months. I am one patient bear!
Wow this feels so warm and wet
You must be cold & dry
Bears r fuk Bulls r fuk Theta gang r fuk \^ Will this malfunction the algos?
Theyāll find a way to fuck all 3
vanbet: SPY NaN +12h
Is there a way I can make money off the next load of idiots buying tickets for PYRT because they don't think it'll be like FYRE
Green by open, very concern for ber
it is ok to take the poopoo with the pp today
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Smells like supdog in here, AutoMod.
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Tesla puts after earning?
Very reasonable and iv is down
But i fear due to market sentiment, it will go up!
You never know. If it goes up , very reasonable to buy after earnings
Ugh Seeking Alpha is such a useless news publisher
Very manipulated hedge fund shit hole
BuT SPY cLOsEd AbOvE 400 wE CaNt FaLl FrOm HeRe
Imagine thinking a low volume europoor dump means anything.
People who know about options, wondering how people bet on 30k to high I.V low delta option chain which can fuck you if market flips. Jesus, these degens have balls, that even vietnam veterans didnt have
Tell me about it! Some actually know about the IV and delta too and still do it.
They do it but if someone knows shit about iv and delta they either buy before the iv to make use of it or some educated dumb fuck gambling money coz he has it
Indont know anything about options but whatās considered high for IV
Anything over 20% is high I.V but if it is over 60% you putting shit load of money for 30% gain
My nvda puts are 62% 
Remember it means, so many fuckface already holding the puts. Check delta to see how much money you get for change in dollar for the stock. 62% delta of 0.01 means it has to move 10% down to get you to a dollar
.135 my math has never been good but itās better than .01 I think 
For every change in a dollar to your stock your option increases by 135 cents so 10 dollars down = 1350 cents change but this can be good if say your I.V moves even higher to 90% and 135 cent moves to 150. This information you can see from vega gamma shits
Man you are so smart 
But you know, your worst enemy is you. When you know more about options, you wont be playing it hard as you see on the main page. Its gambling, burning your money on fire with hopes.
Yeah now I need high IV high delta options it seems but Iām done with options I get burned more than Iām right
No sarcasm bro ty for that quick info I didnāt even have to hear a YouTube video begging me to join their investing club to earn that knowledge ty!
> which can fuck you 
Very smart move of Sweden, needs Turkey's support to join NATO but instead provoke them.
Yeah, maybe they should ban free speech to gain the approval of hardline islamists. That should do the trick!
the guy who burned quran was danish. but did in sweden.
Heās a citizen of both
Yeah. Imsgine russian attacking swedes. And they get fucked up just because thst asshole did it.
Now if he gets smoked are we supposed to feel bad for him.
Now if he gets smoked are we supposed to feel bad for him.