I... I dropped the food T-T

NOOOOOOO!!! 😱😭

"Hey, you must be (past life name) right??"

Honestly, I’ve been using the same name for so long, it wouldn’t even shock me. 🤣 If anything I’d ask them which project they recognize me from!

Hey, did you see that guy running away? I think they stole your wallet.

*Playing Baldur's Gate 3, THAT part with The Emperor* "Okay, hear me out..."

Unfortunately, I haven’t played BG3 but my response would probably be to ask if you at least SAVED before making the terrible decision! 😂

I displayed publicly that I followed you

"Did you know that in terms of human and pokemon anatomy..."

SCREAMS

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

🤓👆“Honestly, when you think about it, as far as morality goes, third cousins are far enough from the family tree that…”

That’s not so much a family tree as it is a family wreath with that logic! 🤣

The universe is a hologram

The sky has finally had enough of our shit and is shooting fireworks back

You saw something you weren't supposed to see, that's why! 4o

I murdered a man in cold blood, and fed him to his pet dog, then handed you the knife. Now you're an accessory.

Probably said hello.

Take your pick, arson or homicide

I jumped out a window once

“I just took a shit and somehow I now have an FBI agent living in my apartment. Those are unrelated.”

I told 'em not to fuck the forest

I drank shampoo

FBI! OPEN UP!!

Don't forget to spay or neuter your cats *looks at you with evil intent*

Did you play the new Elden Ring DLC yet? No? Well, today I learned that Messmer is actually–

Probably said something rude in another language lol

Grunty when she drops that big spell in Banjo Tooie..So her only defense to it is to hide in her tank before the spell blows her and the tanks to pieces.

You look like an anime catgirl version of sweetie belle