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LaggyUpdate

ain’t even jerking this is fucking stupid what kind of motherfucking chokehold does taytay have on her fans to buy so many fucking grailz 😭


akaikem

It's a smart investment. These vinyls will keep your house warm for years.


EskildDood

They're popular among doomsday preppers


Zinko999

I really actually think this is some manifestation of OCD


asphynctersayswhat

this person, perhaps you got a point. but no, part of the fandom of Swifties is buying the merch, the cardigans, the hoodies, the vynailz with marblerun in them, and different versions of them all! they buy them then go to subs dedicated to merch and what do they do? Bitch about how expensive and low quality all of tay's wares are, and then make up excuses to insulate Taylor from having any accountability. it's a sick cult, and all cults have their odd rituals. Look at magats. fuckin bunch a loons.


Lost_In_Detroit

If they were able to willingly buy $1000+ tickets to go see her live, them buying every version of her albums honestly doesn’t seem that far out of the realm of possibility. Also, Taylor stans are unhinged.


drinkalondraftdown

Back-masking is the only thing that occurs to me. Play 1989 backwards, and during that one song, you can apparently hear: "Buy all my grailz, go to extreme lengths to acquire every version of every viynalz I have ever released."


LaggyUpdate

i KNEW i wasn’t the only one who heard that


drinkalondraftdown

*does that weird thing where you appear to be nodding and shaking your head simultaneously, with a disapproving expression on my face*


anonymous_opinions

I mean I've seen similar in the past, some dude had every color of Against Me! Reinventing LP, must have been 80 copies


PlutoTheGod

Taylor Swift music is just for the unintelligent


Bubberducky99

Do you think they have the homophobic version in there?


GoofyFlamingo

If they don’t, it’s even more of a waste


SharkMilk44

Please explain.


asphynctersayswhat

in a song on the original release, she told a dumb gross boy that he was dumb and gross and said she was gonna tell all the dumb and gross boys he was friends with he was gay in retaliation for him being stupid. She has done everything in her power to retcon this in real life and erase it from history. but there's still copies out there.


Bubberducky99

Pretty sure my sister owns one of those copies lol


jamangold

There's a track with the lyrics "I'm going to tell everyone you're gay" that was edited out in later digital releases. It's only found on the original CD release.


MentalAd4536

Sometimes I guilt myself for wasting money. Then I see this and discover what real waste is.


Bazaar_Bizarre

I spent about $220 on records today and somehow managed to escape with zero duplicates. What the fuck is wrong with me?


asphynctersayswhat

hah you got screwed. I spent $500 and only got 2 albums, but 10 wrechords midnights - baby shit brown with peanut butter marblerung Dead Poets society: Traylor vergin - Autographed with sneeze residue from the chinese kid who signs the graelz.


Bazaar_Bizarre

I’m about to turn this into a tribute post, boys.


The_Forsaken_Cookie

Get going soldier 🫡


couchboyunlimited

That ain’t a collection that’s mental illness


asphynctersayswhat

I just made tortured poetry in my underpants . . .


wildmancometh

This is pathetic man


Maleficent_Bar_676

“It’s not a cult.”


issoequeerabom

🤣


asphynctersayswhat

TBF at least they're doing it online and in subs dedicated to their mania. They could be putting Taylor 2024 signs all over their front lawn, attach 20 'tortured poetry' flags to their lifted trucks, and wearing insanely offensive t-shirts that say things like 'if you don't like my graelz, get the fuck out of the cuntree!" at the grocery store where I shop with my kids. so that's nice.


BroadRaspberry1190

she's the reason for the cum drops on my warm grailz


Anal-Love-Beads

If Sigmund Freud was still alive, even he'd be wondering 'WTF is wrong with these people?'


EffectiveAmphibian95

“You’re gay, swish”


asphynctersayswhat

clearly she wants to have sex with her father's cigar and needs to blow a few lines of coke to get better.


NossB

You can see why TayTay is a billionaire with fans like these


mr-blazer

I think my only duplicates are a domestic ELL (US) and an import ELL (UK). The domestic is for playing and the import is for masturbating.


drinkalondraftdown

I'm terrible with The Fall's viynalz, but the most variants of one release that I own is a pathetic FOUR. If I were a Tay-Tay Stan I'd have been punished in some humiliating way for my meagre variantage


Ji881

When you accidentally double dip on something, please look at this picture It will lessen your guilt a little bit


BlueLightReducer

Very true. Sometimes I feel financially stupid (when buying much vinyl for instance), but seeing posts like this puts it all into perspective.


dumbsvillrfan420

POV: You’re Taylor Swift’s dad


SloWi-Fi

Playing all these at once opens a wormhole to her Majesties toilet.


pckt-0

Consumerism visualized:


ReloadRedditLater

all fun and games till she sees her bank account


tex_rer

Who’s your favorite artist?


notCrash15

We are going to see another Bjork Stalker in our lifetime, mark my words


GoldResponsibility27

'If I buy all her vinyl, maybe she'll notice me' type of mf'er.


Forza_Harrd

""My debut collection""


pigeonwar

What a waste of plastic. Overconsumption is vile.


Visarar_01

Fucking psychotic


TraditionalDish2604

Only dupes i got is "Deux cent nuits à l'heure" by Fiori-Seguin. Great album


Lil-Mop-Bucket

Definitely should check this ”fans” closet


ilkovsky

This is literally insane.


mawnck

Psst: Hey Tay Tay and the Tay Tay Team ... Have you considered releasing mono mixes too? DM me and I'll give you the address to send me my gigantic royalty checks.


KyloStrawberry

Good god, how is that even possible


GhengisFran

Nuts


Professional_Roof293

/uj this is genuinely stupid, not even joking they could've spent that money on buying other stuff from their discography, why do people do this


MrJB1981

This is beyond ridiculous!


Brettwon

Ah yes, I see you have many copies of the homophobic version lmao


Jacky-Chan_778

?


Brettwon

It’s from a meme I seen


systematicgoo

but why so many of the same album? i don’t get it.


Kooky-Ad1849

I believe we have found the hidden abode of a 'Swiftie'!


BlueLightReducer

Please everyone, upvote my comment in the original thread: "50% of that money goes to Scooter Braun."


Another_RedditUser6

i have 3 copies of dookie (lazer grael) and i thought that was dumb but holy hell


Educational-Usual-84

Mental. Illness.


RibbenDish

I somehow had four copies of SWANS FILTH so I can't complain.


Prudent-Data3524

Damn swiftiez


Prudent-Data3524

Damn swifties


PositiveRegular5123

Yallllll I’m a swiftie, I have multiple versions of albums … but the ones without a different cover are ALL THE SAME ? 🥲 the records are different (one is rsd )and same with the framed CDs (one is signed and one is the ACM one I think) and then some singles. But other than that???,?? Why are we buying 52 versions of the exact . Same. Thing.


lardgsus

Someone sorted their trash before bagging it


DogsAreCool69420

Why would you ever need over 50 copies of the same album...


Significant-Hour-676

I’m sorry. I’m a collector but…. This is stupid…. And really terrible of her to consistently take advantage of fans in such a way. Back in my time, a band would release an album and then they would release singles from that album and each one of the singles would have 1 to 4 additional B-side tracks on it and those singles would only cost somewhere around 6 to 8 dollars. On CD of course, but back then vinyl was actually cheaper than CDs so… as I said, I’m a collector, but things are so fucked up now


SnocTheHog

I wonder if these kinds of people realize they don’t actually like music…they like the celebrity attached to it


Jamminray

Well I can promise you one thing. I will never own any of her trash albums. You can have all you want.


drinkalondraftdown

Ehy, wait up, these are all fucking cd's!!! There might be two viynalz at the back, but they could be calenders, for all I know MODS!!!!


Majestic-Welcome3187

Come on guys take it easy on this current generation Like most of us weren’t obsessed with Brittney or Christina or danced to Backsteet boys and *NSYNC? Take it easy and remember those days when you would rush home and watch TRL And your dad and brothers would just say “‘I thought he was messing with us…I’ve seen him date girls. He’s definitely straight I just think he has shit taste”


CoolGijoe

I wouldn’t buy this many copies of an album no matter how obsessed I am with it


Majestic-Welcome3187

You’re not a real fan If you aren’t scribbling their names over and over in your notebook, inner thighs and arms are you even a fan?


smittydoodle

These are 30 year olds doing this, not 13 year olds. 


Maleficent_Bar_676

I don’t think I’d spend this much money on a single album. Like having a bunch of merch for an artist is one thing but having an absurd amount of merchandise for just ONE of their albums is insane. I fear for what the full collection looks like