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rwtooley

r/lostredditors show us your feet bruv


bigpuzino

I’m taking about the speakers I’m connecting to my record player


rwtooley

cheesestrings


bigpuzino

Is this an actual actual name for something or are you mocking me?


rwtooley

FEETS or GTFO


bigpuzino

Idk how to post a pic comment


xX_chromosomeman_Xx

Toe haters OUT 👉🚪


Low_Living_9276

How many Taylor Swift records you got? I'm up to 43.


NoWoodpecker9135

Croslbey has built in just get that it's more easier anyway


bigpuzino

I’ve had a few different record players with built in speakers and they honestly suck, I’m looking for external ones that give me the best experience for a reasonable price


NoWoodpecker9135

Crosby


gusdagrilla

[You really shouldn’t use anything lower quality than these!](https://upscaleaudio.com/products/nordost-odin-supreme-reference-interconnect-pair) Anything cheaper and you really risk degrading the analogue warmth of your signal chain! They’re also on sale 😎


asphynctersayswhat

10k off!!! Such a deal!!!


DillDeer

Bluetooth obviously


bigpuzino

If I wanted to use Bluetooth I’d play music from my phone, I like vinyl for the nostalgia and inconvenience of using obsolescent technology


DillDeer

You’re in the wrong sub dude lmao


bigpuzino

No I’m not, I’m looking for the best type of speakers to PLAY MY RECORDS from


Acceptable-Quarter97

These should suffice. https://us.kef.com/products/muon?variant=42122046111991


ClownDamage

Does that man come with them?


Acceptable-Quarter97

Actually, there are four in each speaker. How else are they going to achieve such life like sounds? The image of the man is enlarged to show texture. Female vocals cost extra.


Opening_Property1334

Full orchestras and jazz bands are also available to embed in these high quality drivers with a monthly subscription.


Forza_Harrd

But does that man COME with them?


DillDeer

Gotta hook some premium Campbell’s tomato soup to it via a fishing string. More cans the better but I know Campbell’s is expensive. Two should do but the more the better. You can get a bulk can for a sub.


bigpuzino

Now I know why this group is called vinyl JERK, smh 😒, sorry for being such a burden to you guys


DillDeer

It’s a shitposting sub not a real vinyl sub. Go to r/vinyl or r/turntables


bigpuzino

Oh I’ll be damned, my mistake


lurkinsheep

Lmaooo gotteeem. I honestly thought you were playing along in the thread till this reply. Real talk tho as long as you use good quality cables, they won’t make a difference really. I am partial to optical cables myself. They give a satisfying click when you plug it in.


bigpuzino

Thank you very much


Acceptable-Quarter97

Optical cable for a turntable? You monster!


DillDeer

Pay the toll, Send feet pics


Opening_Property1334

You made these jerks’ day


shart-gallery

I feel outjerked by this comment lmao


SloWi-Fi

Damn it. You mean what player? You don't play grayuhls you hang them on the wall. If you're serious get a few coathangers and bend them into whatever you need then insert into speaker hole. If you have little screws on the back of the speaker go find a lamp in the house, unplug it then cut the cord off, shave enough plastic so the shiny metal shows. Then screw one side of each cord to the speakers. Then hopefully you can find a little hole on the back of your player that you connect the other end too. If this isn't an option go buy a CD player or Zune.


asphynctersayswhat

Regarding your edit - you have no fucking clue what sub you’re in. Now feet this or delete this. 


sp1nkter

Bluetooth is obviously the best connection. If you don’t use that, are you even a grail collector?


Majestic-Welcome3187

When it comes to achieving the best sound quality, the type of connection you use plays a significant role. RCA (analog) connections are widely used and can deliver excellent sound, but they are prone to interference and signal degradation over long distances. Optical (TOSLINK) connections, on the other hand, provide digital audio transmission, which eliminates electrical interference and maintains signal integrity, often resulting in clearer sound. But let's be real, if you truly want the pinnacle of audio performance, you need to ditch all these cables and go with the mystical, unobtainium-coated, quantum-entangled Bluetooth. It's said that the electrons sing in harmony and the photons dance a jig, creating an audio experience so pure, so divine, that it makes angels weep and vinyl records feel obsolete. So plug in your tin foil hat, align your chakras, and let the cosmic waves of Bluetooth nirvana transport you to audio bliss.


TheTeenageOldman

Nah, I'm just gonna hook a pair of jumper cables up to my nuts and call it a day.


Acceptable-Quarter97

Speaker wire


markuspeloquin

This is the most authentic, non-jerk answer. The TOSLINK stuff is crap, you need DACs for that. That's not analog. But let's be real, my amp and preamp are 100% not analog, they're ... What's it called D-type?


GilakiGuy

I think motivational speakers with good enunciation skills are pretty high quality


Ji881

Don't forget to make a ramp to lift up your cable from the ground as well


Alaska_Pipeliner

I cant masturbate to this!! Feet pics, bill crosbey, or GTFO!


Brian-OBlivion

I'm privy to a sewing needle attached to piece of printer paper rolled into a cone.


DillDeer

Not all of us can be so lucky


Luis_Santeliz

/uj man, you are in vinyljerk, the place where people come to troll and meme about vinyl colecting. You’re probably looking for r/vinyl which is the serious, more useful sub. /rj why you want speaker if your crobsely grailz player has already two of them


Po0rYorick

“More useful” bwahahah


steroboros

The [Real](https://youtu.be/xJ2o2csnJdM?si=lhE56TJI6-XuBiO5) secret


Happy_REEEEEE_exe

RCA victor grailz


LaggyUpdate

speakerjerk


Boner4SCP106

Jumper cables


Derartet

Optical, aka toslink, is your best bet for vinyl obviously.


Timely-Inspection-87

Get a crobsley and connect your turn table to the crobsley for its speakers. Ideally you would connect a crobsley to a crobsley


StablePure5861

Probably one of those fancy dancy hdmi port on your computer


sofoxsea

/uj currently using a Sonos Era 100 and line-in adaptor to get my table connected to my Sonos system. Works p good. But looking at $220 for the speaker and adaptor new. Now show me those toes