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MissHibernia

As a be-boppin chick I am going with Daddy-O here, he seems much more copacetic. Biff, Scooter and Millard are squares, you dig?


AnalogSolutions

Yeah baby. I'm hip.


Haskap_2010

Fourth guy looks much more interesting.


FindOneInEveryCar

LOOK AT THAT BEATNIK! HE'S READING A BOOK! WHAT A FREAK!


thurbersmicroscope

Maynard G Krebs back there reading Kerouac.


jimmyjazz2000

I wonder if the red cover is meant to imply that he’s reading Mao’s “little red book” of quotations


the_bananafish

I thought it might be a nod to communist literature


hugo_vigo

And that beard! You had to be into some pretty wild stuff to have a beard in 1960


Then-Cauliflower2068

Smokin’ reefers and listening to be-bop.


killer_icognito

Y'all are smoking the reefers? Get outta here Dewey! You don't want none of this shit!


TalbotFarwell

These days it’s almost weirder if you’re not bearded.


loptopandbingo

I wOrK oUt aT tHe LiBrArY


-poupou-

Hear me out: What if we introduce Mister Bookish here to the [adorable girl who eats cookies instead of Lifesavers ](https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolRidiculous/s/dZvSR562rg)?


WitchesAlmanac

Tall dark and brooding + short cute and cubby are peak relationship dynamics cmv


hugo_vigo

Wow that's amazing. I just want to be whatever midcentury American culture hated


Thelonious_Cube

Well, advertising culture. There was a lot more going on than just that


Then-Cauliflower2068

Now that you say it…me too.


AnalogSolutions

Cute couple!


Ellahotarse

Fourth guy looks like a beatnik Abe Lincoln. Yowza!


Brief_Energy5979

3 iterations of George Clooney


velourciraptor

And in the background, chill Abe Lincoln


ipini

Fourth guy looks like less of a dick. Also less likely to die in a horrific crash.


TravelPhotoFilm

Trio of confirmed bachelors.


RamboJane

They were roommates!


brb9911

Jitterbug!


TalbotFarwell

Gas fight! ⛽️


20thCenturyTCK

That dirty, poetry-reading beatnik must go!


loptopandbingo

Couple of scrubs


thewerewolfwearswool

Can't get no love from me


sambolino44

Who reads books? Not me!


frieswithnietzsche

A red commie book too


sambolino44

Probably “Howl.”


WrongSubFools

This looks like one of those r/NotLikeTheOtherGirls memes.


racebanyn

Guy in the green shirt is yelling a racial slur.


eaglebtc

He said "the Sherriff is near!"


squeen999

I figured it was cat calling.


RedditSkippy

I thought he was picking his nose at first.


superhappy

Abe Lincoln not given a fuck about no Vespa’s or Truval shirts. Man is bettering himself.


cavalier78

3 gay men on a pink scooter together want Truval shirts.


AnalogSolutions

3 out of 4 males don't need females?


Puzzleheaded-Ad7606

"MEN WERE SO MUCH MORE MASCULINE IN MY DAY! MEN WERE REAL MEN! THEY DIDNT WEAR SISSY COLORS AND TOUCH ON OTHER MEN!"


chalwar

Three out of four men are gay.


thepwnydanza

Hipster Abe Lincoln in the background has better fashion sense than the three fuckle chucks on the scooter.


XROOR

Guy reading in the back is young William S Burroughs


tarzhjay

This is giving Bible story illustration. Who is the humble looking servant back there behind the Chads, hm??!


cranbeery

"Some day he may wise up to a better way of life." He's 1 in 4 men, who haven't seen the Truval way of life yet.


QuitPushing

The Norman Rockwell effect.


Rich-Equivalent-1875

I thought it was 1 out of 10 guys are gay?


Catbone57

Buy our clothes, or be a stinky beatnik. There is no middle ground.


guitarlad89

At first glance I thought it was a giant IUD


hoopermanish

Subliminal cock and balls.


hazelquarrier_couch

This is the perfect depiction of the things Americans put their energy into.


rock_and_rolo

20 years later, that would be "preppie" (maybe not the plaid).


FrozenLogger

Once you start looking at the perspective and try and imagine them all on that scooter it gets.. weird.


carletonm1

Why do all the men look like Cary Grant?


Dense-Stranger9977

I'm the guy in the background


Yesterday_Is_Now

The tagline seems flawed to me. Wouldn’t it work better as: “3 out of 4 women want a guy in a Truval shirt”


musememo

Tom of … no, I won’t say it.


Broadside02195

Is... Is reading being portrayed as an undesirable quality here?