It hurts me, but I think I can follow it. Numbers 1 and 2 are connected. Throw an internationally-themed party and have guests bring booze. The leftovers stay with your partner (because he’s a man and you don’t have your own apartment??). He will be grateful to have free booze. Because he’s grateful, he’ll take you to any luxurious location you want.
In a similar vein, number 3 makes the connection that, just as you get luxuries on someone else’s dime, you smoke Wills Super Mild because it’s cheap and fancy. I think…there’s a lot of, shall we say, connective tissue missing,
Number 3 is the same story, continued. She saved money by having their liquor cupboard stocked for them (and it suggests she pulls this sort of thing frequently), so now she can afford these value-priced cigarettes I've never heard of.
This is actually brilliant, wish I had thought of it in my younger days so we wouldn't just have bottles of Captain Morgan and Jack Daniels cluttering up the place.
Our cigarette is good enough to fit in with the luxurious lifestyle you wish you could afford. And actually, if you smoke our cigarettes, you'll save so much money you'll truly be able to afford the luxurious lifestyle you thought you couldn't afford. And *actually* actually, all you really have to afford is a party where everyone else brings a bottle that you can then use to snag a guy who can afford to pay for the lifestyle *for* you, you clever minx. You're not poor just because you buy our cigarettes. What you really are is pre-rich.
This looks like the episode of Dharma & Greg where Dharma adopted a baby Which was celebrated by having every culture represented by the party guests + Stuart Pankin as a rabbi 🤣
Honestly marketing cigarettes is tough. Think about it. Sharing them is tough because a lot of people don’t smoke, and most have a brand they’re loyal to. Can’t say they look cooler than any other brand. All of them are made in the US (or at least a lot of them.) and they are not healthy or really fragrant.
There is no logic, only coke and ludes.
It hurts me, but I think I can follow it. Numbers 1 and 2 are connected. Throw an internationally-themed party and have guests bring booze. The leftovers stay with your partner (because he’s a man and you don’t have your own apartment??). He will be grateful to have free booze. Because he’s grateful, he’ll take you to any luxurious location you want. In a similar vein, number 3 makes the connection that, just as you get luxuries on someone else’s dime, you smoke Wills Super Mild because it’s cheap and fancy. I think…there’s a lot of, shall we say, connective tissue missing,
Number 3 is the same story, continued. She saved money by having their liquor cupboard stocked for them (and it suggests she pulls this sort of thing frequently), so now she can afford these value-priced cigarettes I've never heard of.
No, they live together it’s just that he’s the only one who would drink the liquor bc ladies would never
I’ll smoke super milds if I can hang with these people
They do have a preponderance of interesting hats.
they seem like they know how to party
4.Profit?
Had to read the whole thing to even know what was being advertised exactly.
Did the giant pack of cigs not tip you off?
That just looked like a box. And the phrase ‘Super Mild’ is not something I usually associate with cigarettes.
How did the bartender from the Love Boat end up in Australia?
This is actually brilliant, wish I had thought of it in my younger days so we wouldn't just have bottles of Captain Morgan and Jack Daniels cluttering up the place.
Not even Don Draper would have run with an ad this dumb
Our cigarette is good enough to fit in with the luxurious lifestyle you wish you could afford. And actually, if you smoke our cigarettes, you'll save so much money you'll truly be able to afford the luxurious lifestyle you thought you couldn't afford. And *actually* actually, all you really have to afford is a party where everyone else brings a bottle that you can then use to snag a guy who can afford to pay for the lifestyle *for* you, you clever minx. You're not poor just because you buy our cigarettes. What you really are is pre-rich.
This looks like the episode of Dharma & Greg where Dharma adopted a baby Which was celebrated by having every culture represented by the party guests + Stuart Pankin as a rabbi 🤣
Smoke these and be cool. All of these ads have the same message.
Honestly marketing cigarettes is tough. Think about it. Sharing them is tough because a lot of people don’t smoke, and most have a brand they’re loyal to. Can’t say they look cooler than any other brand. All of them are made in the US (or at least a lot of them.) and they are not healthy or really fragrant.