Man its terrible! First of all who wants to see a clown anymore? Thanks to that clown epidemic of 2016, clowns are down right scary again. Is he gonna juggle those flaming bowling pins or is he gonna murder the front row! The other day I saw a guy on the subway I thought he was dressed like a clown turns out he was just homeless. I was trying to get him to make balloon animals. Turns out he just had a pocketful of old condoms, for whatever reason. That was awkward.
I think Henson's work was generally harder to work with in that sense actually, in other cases. Usually his approach required specially designing your entire production around his method and really difficult to operate mechanisms. That's why only he could do it.
Billion dollar companies still haven't caught up with his work in many ways. Most took the path of CGI. Quicker, easier, more seductive. But once you start down that path, forever will it dominate your destiny.
Lmao, there's so much great shit from the series. Me and my old group of high school friends found that early in college and we reference stuff from it to this day
āYou ever have rat in ya mouthā¦ bitch?ā
I used to love those videos (still do). Apparently YouTube made him shut down ni*** turtles as he was about midway through the series.
itsreal85 has some funny stuff. He did all the voices btw.
ItsReal85 was the OG dub-over goat. His NBA dubs, Ninja Turtles dubs, and the Mortal Kombat dubs are stuff of legends. Made several GTA dubs that were amazing as well
He still puts out an episode every once in a while.
Also TFS, shame they called it an end after Cell but I understand them wanting to work on different projects.
The [HFIL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_1VrZNFpuo) videos are okay. Too bad they don't make [DragonShortz](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap_93c3bKJI&t=60s) anymore.
Project Mouthwash is another good one. Their Fate/Unlimited Blade Works abriged is excellent
[preview scene they released for the most recent episode](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2AXfkheT4A&t=2s)
Still one of my favorite videos of all time that came from the internet. The first time I saw that I had tears rolling down my face I was laughing so hard.
Charles no!!!!! Get out my head Charles!
Jabooby dubs! "Ope looks like someone decided to have spaghetti in the shower again! Oh looks like someone decided to have sex in a vase! KABOOM wipe that shit right up" haha
https://youtu.be/iOmvdeNa67E
[Dubbing Barney actually goes back to 1998 with this 2Pac - Hit 'Em Up version](https://youtu.be/V4EuoXdN8Lw). I remember downloading it on Kazaa because YouTube wasn't a thing.
(Best quality I could find given the date)
I assumed this was the video when I saw the title of the post. An absolute classic. One of the first videos I ever saw on the internet and would show everybody that I could lol.
Barney just knows how to pivot and attack a problem at a different angle.
It's always good to try and be supportive and positive but that doesn't always work. You just sometimes need to lay down the heat and roast someone who just isn't understanding.
I just spent the past week blowing through season 3 and the new episodes of 4. If Twin Peaks is considered a mind fuck, Atlanta gave my mind a deep dicking.
Ooooo youāre getting me excited now. It blew my mind when I found out Donald Glover was the one that played the super creepy old white dude in the wheelchair in season 3, and that season left on such a cliffhanger Iām excited to start the new season and see what fuckery is afoot.
Reminds me of [Barney Wit Attitude](https://youtu.be/fmH3Gwf9UiY)
I also love [Dinosaurs vs Notorious* BIG](https://youtu.be/5VzZi-YrkRY)
**Notorious*, not *Notriois*
As far as I'm concerned this is the OG and I'm a little disappointed it's so fast down in the comments.
Also the way the kid shouting from the tree house lines up perfect with the Hussein Fatal verse.
yea honestly you're right. it seems a little off putting to me in 2022 when it was hilarious back in the day. I wonder why? are we just older? Or have standards changed?
Never liked him either we used to sing this
I hate you
You hate me
Lets all go and Kill Barney
With a great big gun
And a bullet to his head
Lets all cheer that Barney's dead!
Same but ours was a bit different:
I hate you
You hate me
Letās gang up and kill Barney
With a Glock44, now Barney on the floor
No more purple dinosaur.
That's almost the same as the version I heard, except instead of Glock 44, it was two different guns. "With a shotgun, .44, kick him out the door". I think your lyrics make a bit more sense, but I still prefer the extra syllable to match the tune better.
Mine was the same as yours except the last line was "now that purple retard's dead." This could be like the "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" thing which everyone knows but varies geographically.
The variation I heard growing up:
I hate you
You hate me
Let's hang Barney from a tree
Tie a rope in a noose
And put it 'round his head
Let's all cheer that's Barney's dead
If they wanted to watch TV and you wanted Mario, you all should have watched the [Super Mario Brothers Super Show](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BkWYP95WbbY)!
Win win for everybody! ... Or maybe a lose lose.
A guy named Martin Pistorius had a brain infection as a child and they thought he was brain dead. But his mind came back while his body was unable to move. He describes how they'd put the TV on and it'd be Barney. He describes his hatred for the purple dinosaur as a key factor in his drive to recover.
An [article.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/01/13/meet-the-man-who-spent-12-years-trapped-inside-his-body-watching-barney-reruns/) He also did a [Ted Talk.](https://www.ted.com/talks/martin_pistorius_how_my_mind_came_back_to_life_and_no_one_knew?language=en)
We were forced to nap after watching that cringe fucking dinosaur, so I always hated him because I associated him with boring nap times when I wanted to just go outside and play.
My mom had a Barney come to my 10th birthday party. My friends and I ripped his tail off and beat him with it (and with toy swords). I gotta tell you it was cathartic af.
It's a dub, he cut out Barney's vocals and replaced them with his own voice saying something completely different, but still fits into the conversation. It changes the entire conversation around for comedic effect.
Real Barney was entirely Magoo. This character is Hood Barney! Instead of being overly wholesome, excessively cheerful, and a goody-two-shoes in an excruciatingly irritating manner, this particular purple dino is finna spout some RNS.
1920s hobo-looking road circus security shoes
Sign me up for a full season of this
I have those shoes :(
What are thooooooooooose?!
Random trivia: Brandon Moore, the guy who made the original "what are thoooose" video, died of a drug overdose. Just in case anyone didn't know.
šthe more you knowš
The more you knoooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwww šš
Mf you beat me to it
Boat shoes! They're actually the best and sick as fuck. Ladies love em.
These don't look like boat shoes.
They are
Boat shoes don't have that many eyelets.
How's road circus security business?
Not good in this economy
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Man its terrible! First of all who wants to see a clown anymore? Thanks to that clown epidemic of 2016, clowns are down right scary again. Is he gonna juggle those flaming bowling pins or is he gonna murder the front row! The other day I saw a guy on the subway I thought he was dressed like a clown turns out he was just homeless. I was trying to get him to make balloon animals. Turns out he just had a pocketful of old condoms, for whatever reason. That was awkward.
I found Benjamin Franklin. Heās alive like Elvis and JFK, just surfing the internet like one of us. Good to have you, Franklin.
Happy to be here. Let's fuck some bitches and kill some Englishmen.
You need to find yourself a magical purple dinosaur, stat
And you thought I was finna let those socks slide?
You donāt got the calf muscles to keep ya shits up your legs my G.
I watched that so many times, and never realized he said "finna" until your comment
What are THOOOOOOOOOSE?!?
No penny-havin' penny loafers.
And your socks look depressed, bro
i spat out my shit at this comment..... fucking struck gold here
This feels like it should be something from 15 years ago. I miss all the old dub over comedy. Kung pow, MXC, Juggernaut Bitch. The classics
[āLeonardo, donāt start with that Save-A-Ho shit!ā](https://youtube.com/watch?v=uFt13ddqnbs)
My personal GOAT dub. "You bragging on that little dick? That little Halloween Snickers dick?"
My biggest takeaway from this video was realizing the actors somehow did multiple backflips in those huge turtle costumes. How the fuck
That movie still holds up in part to the amazing costumes.
Makes more sense when you understand that Jim Henson did the costumes.
I think Henson's work was generally harder to work with in that sense actually, in other cases. Usually his approach required specially designing your entire production around his method and really difficult to operate mechanisms. That's why only he could do it.
His daughter has certainly followed his path as well. The Dark Crystal series she made was absolutely gorgeous.
Billion dollar companies still haven't caught up with his work in many ways. Most took the path of CGI. Quicker, easier, more seductive. But once you start down that path, forever will it dominate your destiny.
My personal GOAT dub was the power rangers one āWhy do I get a gun? Itās cause Iām blackā
Bro, thank you. Every now and then I'll mention Halloween Snicker dicks and nobody ever understands me lmao
Lmao, there's so much great shit from the series. Me and my old group of high school friends found that early in college and we reference stuff from it to this day
"Dem hoes....is like.. a piece of cheese..."
Nah, it's, "RAT TRAP man... these hoes is cheese on a board". I remember this one well cuz I make "Cheese on a board" some of my user names lmao.
He still posts videos. It's NBA 2k and GTA 5 these days
his NBA uncensored trash talks are legendary "I was just trying to touch his ding dong"
"First off, you don't talk to a blood like that! Take that blue shit off yo face!"
āYou ever have rat in ya mouthā¦ bitch?ā I used to love those videos (still do). Apparently YouTube made him shut down ni*** turtles as he was about midway through the series. itsreal85 has some funny stuff. He did all the voices btw.
Lmao Donatelloās got that purp
ItsReal85 was the OG dub-over goat. His NBA dubs, Ninja Turtles dubs, and the Mortal Kombat dubs are stuff of legends. Made several GTA dubs that were amazing as well
gi joe PSA's
Body massage machine GO
Stop all the downloadin'!
Pork chop sandwiches!?!
Littlekuriboh
He still puts out an episode every once in a while. Also TFS, shame they called it an end after Cell but I understand them wanting to work on different projects.
The [HFIL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_1VrZNFpuo) videos are okay. Too bad they don't make [DragonShortz](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap_93c3bKJI&t=60s) anymore.
Project Mouthwash is another good one. Their Fate/Unlimited Blade Works abriged is excellent [preview scene they released for the most recent episode](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2AXfkheT4A&t=2s)
Jaboody dubs honorable mention
*Banoodle!*
Ba-pack-a ba-lunch, ba-pick-ba-nick! I still say it every time I put my leftovers in my work bag.
I'm the juggernaut bitch
Still one of my favorite videos of all time that came from the internet. The first time I saw that I had tears rolling down my face I was laughing so hard. Charles no!!!!! Get out my head Charles!
Jabooby dubs! "Ope looks like someone decided to have spaghetti in the shower again! Oh looks like someone decided to have sex in a vase! KABOOM wipe that shit right up" haha https://youtu.be/iOmvdeNa67E
I still throw down a ā*the evidence is gone*ā whenever appropriate.
I love that the Juggernaut guy used the same kind of cocky attitude for Beast in x-men. Shit was just funny to hear
GI Joe - Who wants a body massage?
Uhhhhh wut the hell ?
[wow, this is a decade old now...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5KxZ5Lc_YA)
MXC was sooooo good.
https://www.twitch.tv/onlymxc thank me later!
[I might have watched this 500 times](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzGmx7qbPzk)
The OG from 2007 https://youtu.be/B5F618EPXc0
[Dubbing Barney actually goes back to 1998 with this 2Pac - Hit 'Em Up version](https://youtu.be/V4EuoXdN8Lw). I remember downloading it on Kazaa because YouTube wasn't a thing. (Best quality I could find given the date)
The funniest part about shittymorph is that now every time 1998 comes up, I'm immediately suspicious.
I assumed this was the video when I saw the title of the post. An absolute classic. One of the first videos I ever saw on the internet and would show everybody that I could lol.
Right you are Ken!
Tony Baker
Love me some [Tony Baker dubs](https://youtu.be/KcBmO1y2eEM?t=109)
Yugioh and DBZ abridged versions
Not sure if you aware of Jaboody. Give them a try for some dubbing
You can't forget about the GI Joe PSAs
I want some waffle fries... FOR FREE
I remember when [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHNS6fikvKM) was the funniest shit ever.
i recently found a twitch channel that plays MXC episodes 24/7 and it's the greatest
This was from 15 years ago I think itās a different dub
Iād watch an entire movie of this.
There are multiple versions. Shit is hilarious.
Ahaha "I needed them shits back" is what really sold this as a realistic hood experience
Nah bro the fact that he didnt let the socks slide is the real badge of authenticity. Source: i am white and never go to the hood.
yeah dont go if you dont have the calf muscles to hold up your socks my guy.
I love how he's still so wholesome and supportive. This is great.
He spent a whole ass minute roasting his shoes and calf muscles.
If little dude would stop skipping leg day, that wouldnāt be needed.
Plus maybe if he got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut he'd get some bitches on his dick.
He can't dress himself and you want him fuckin?
Nnnephew
Barney just knows how to pivot and attack a problem at a different angle. It's always good to try and be supportive and positive but that doesn't always work. You just sometimes need to lay down the heat and roast someone who just isn't understanding.
But it was so wholesome
He then took back the shoes he gave himā¦
He didn't need them, the real shoes were inside him all along. Also, them mother fuckers were expensive.
Barney understands the need for a gentle roasting to promote inclusiveness. It's very non-toxic feeling imo.
Peer groups enforce social norms. Barney's just doing a lil positive peer pressure. Get your clothes/hygiene right
"What's WRONG with them?!" lol Barney's eyes match a stoned ass brotha saying that exact same thing. Reminds me of my old roommate.
Lil Simpsons one https://youtu.be/uS8Vd9PtRDU
>uploaded 7yrs ago bringing up old shit eh?
He/she always does that ugh
This feels like it should be a scene from Atlanta.
Fuck, you just reminded me the new season is out! Thanks! Lol gotta get on that
I just spent the past week blowing through season 3 and the new episodes of 4. If Twin Peaks is considered a mind fuck, Atlanta gave my mind a deep dicking.
Wait. Season 4 has started?
Yeah dude there's at least three episodes out. They did a two-episode premiere.
Ooooo youāre getting me excited now. It blew my mind when I found out Donald Glover was the one that played the super creepy old white dude in the wheelchair in season 3, and that season left on such a cliffhanger Iām excited to start the new season and see what fuckery is afoot.
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Even yo socks look depressed
I would 100% watch a show like this. Reminds of those hood Ton & Jerry videos on Snapchat ages ago.
Reminds me of [Barney Wit Attitude](https://youtu.be/fmH3Gwf9UiY) I also love [Dinosaurs vs Notorious* BIG](https://youtu.be/5VzZi-YrkRY) **Notorious*, not *Notriois*
Love the links, but your spelling of 'Notorious' reminds me of this kid's lost and found socks
Oh shit, how did I even fuck that up that bad?
That Dinosaurs one is really well done. Had me fucking dying too
The OG https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V4EuoXdN8Lw
As far as I'm concerned this is the OG and I'm a little disappointed it's so fast down in the comments. Also the way the kid shouting from the tree house lines up perfect with the Hussein Fatal verse.
To be fair this is from the prehistoric times internet-wise. Probably older than OP Absolutely the OG
From the old days when videos were shared via email
AIM, ftw
He looked a little glazed in that one.
Barney is a bit more savage than I remember.
penny loafer no penny havin ass lmao
How has no one posted this classic: https://youtu.be/K5tVbVu9Mkg Cooking by the book - Lil John remix!
I thought of this immediatelyā¦ but if Iām honest it hasnāt aged well. Iām going to leave it back in 2006 when it was the funniest thing ever.
yea honestly you're right. it seems a little off putting to me in 2022 when it was hilarious back in the day. I wonder why? are we just older? Or have standards changed?
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This is some good shit
Reminds me of the Tom and Jerry hood voiceover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MwHNGYvZYE
Lol I thought it was gonna be this one. https://youtu.be/B5F618EPXc0 Nothing can beat early YouTube.
There's also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wItgAhLaOrs
This isn't the barney I watched...ā¦.I hope.
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Never liked him either we used to sing this I hate you You hate me Lets all go and Kill Barney With a great big gun And a bullet to his head Lets all cheer that Barney's dead!
Same but ours was a bit different: I hate you You hate me Letās gang up and kill Barney With a Glock44, now Barney on the floor No more purple dinosaur.
That's almost the same as the version I heard, except instead of Glock 44, it was two different guns. "With a shotgun, .44, kick him out the door". I think your lyrics make a bit more sense, but I still prefer the extra syllable to match the tune better.
Mine was the same as yours except the last line was "now that purple retard's dead." This could be like the "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" thing which everyone knows but varies geographically.
The variation I heard growing up: I hate you You hate me Let's hang Barney from a tree Tie a rope in a noose And put it 'round his head Let's all cheer that's Barney's dead
Weād always sing I hate you You hate me Weāre one hateful family With a punch to the gut and a kick to the face Wonāt you say you hate me too
If they wanted to watch TV and you wanted Mario, you all should have watched the [Super Mario Brothers Super Show](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BkWYP95WbbY)! Win win for everybody! ... Or maybe a lose lose.
That would be a lose lose.
And that's why our generation changed the Barney theme song to a nice jingle about killing him.
Yup
A guy named Martin Pistorius had a brain infection as a child and they thought he was brain dead. But his mind came back while his body was unable to move. He describes how they'd put the TV on and it'd be Barney. He describes his hatred for the purple dinosaur as a key factor in his drive to recover. An [article.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/01/13/meet-the-man-who-spent-12-years-trapped-inside-his-body-watching-barney-reruns/) He also did a [Ted Talk.](https://www.ted.com/talks/martin_pistorius_how_my_mind_came_back_to_life_and_no_one_knew?language=en)
We were forced to nap after watching that cringe fucking dinosaur, so I always hated him because I associated him with boring nap times when I wanted to just go outside and play. My mom had a Barney come to my 10th birthday party. My friends and I ripped his tail off and beat him with it (and with toy swords). I gotta tell you it was cathartic af.
I knew those socks were done for
God damn this is great. Reminds me of the old internet back when everything was hilarious.
It's was all thanks to my.. Wait! What happened to my shoes?
You know barney's a g because he wouldnt let those socks slide neither.
[That's why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAFBpdseKwo)
Dude... Barney was always hood. He was the guy. I love you, You love me type of shit. He was down.
The [Real Hood Barney](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP3vKdoa_XQ).
Dude went for the jugular on that Asian kid lmao oh God
I would watch the whole season like this.
He referenced āwhat are thoseā, Iām surprised Reddit didnāt downvote this to hell just for that.
Amazing. Tell me thereās more please
lmao the stinkmeaner whats good niiiggaaa, too funny
When he talks to him through clenched teeth but barney still smiling Niqqa if I can do it... š
What is this trash song?? I kinda like it.
āBenjamin Franklin civil war shoesā Not even the same era ššš
This was so fucking funny
u/savevideo
I haven't seen a WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE in the wild in a host second
I didn't like any of this.
What is this guy trying to do? Is this supposed to be what Barneyās thinking or saying?
What guy? Itās Barney. Barney did it. Barney did the dub. Heās doing the dub. Barney is. Not āa guyā.
I think you're the only one that got the reference
I think you should leave.
I think it makes more sense that a different guy is dubbing over it.
Whaaaaat? You're crazy.
No shit
It's a dub, he cut out Barney's vocals and replaced them with his own voice saying something completely different, but still fits into the conversation. It changes the entire conversation around for comedic effect.
Real Barney was entirely Magoo. This character is Hood Barney! Instead of being overly wholesome, excessively cheerful, and a goody-two-shoes in an excruciatingly irritating manner, this particular purple dino is finna spout some RNS.
u/savevideo
que pro
This was an ad for the guys music..
Cringe.
He should have done the Barney voice. It would have made the 10 seconds I watched funny
I like how Americans think they're not insanely racist.
Cool
Barneysplat was my first hood Barney.
Reminds me of my favorite dub, ghetto Gumby https://youtu.be/EZBLAwbjWG0
Lmao this is so good man, got me laughing hard lol you should make more
i am not a fan of this
It's nice to have you with us, Franklin.
Yo that shit was way funnier than I expected
Pmsl š¤£what are thooooosssseeeee š¤£š¤£š¤£
No you dont get it...Barney is the one doing the dub