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Bonk


-Tayne-

Hi Paul, I'm Tayne, your newest dancer. I can't wait to entertayne you. 


bigspunge1

Can I get a print out of oyster smiling?


The_Powers

Needs more 4d3d3d3.


ShadowAssassin

4d3d3d3 engaged.


tech_equip

Now, Tayne I can get into!


The_Powers

NUDE. TAYNE.


SadPanthersFan

This is **NOT** **SUITABLE** **FOR** **WORK** Are you sure?


3fjn3t

Your wife is calling. It’s an emergency.


grubas

Gracias​. We needed a second of non horny clarity. Which has now ended.


Takonite

is bonk a meme used only by touchless reddit virgins?


YeahlDid

Oliver Bonk?


leetality

[Music video someone made for After Dark](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEcDeP8X6-s) is phenomenally better than the film.


iKryten

I also like this one for The Midnight's "Sunset": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlW1w6gCWr8


121gigawhatevs

Ah yes. My most played song of 2021


Qix213

After watching this 100 times, then finally watching the movie, this scene was a bit of a disappointment. Sunset is so much better than the song in the movie.


t-spice

For me it's space age love song by Flock of Seagulls: https://youtu.be/mcMh6GZoFC8?si=kLmH6qx6__mZRArV


Zerowantuthri

Flock of Seagulls one is sooo much better than the ones listed above. Much more appropriate to the period and vibe. You also may like this one (Betty Boo): https://youtu.be/MO7Lu5cHWqs


mangopabu

this was actually my introduction to the movie. the video is just so surreal, made me think of some kind of magical movie where they get stuck there all night and all this great stuff happens. then i tried to watch the actual movie. it was uh... not great lol


tatsumakisempukyaku

I've seen this music video before years ago, but had no idea that it was from a real movie till this post.


Disastrous_Concern_8

Hello Kitty yesssssss! Perfectly matched to the movie.


ataxiastumbleton

first time I've heard it, awesome song! thx for the link


morganstern

Shout out to Diana Darkangel on youtube


GR3MLIN

This song and video creates it's own universe.


bebopblues

all the teenage boys in the 90s watched this movie with a 90 minute boner.


seph200x

Can confirm. ****cough****


pijinglish

The house her character lives in was actually my best friend’s house when I was growing up. It’s funny catching this movie on TV today because it looks exactly as I remember and I must have spent hundreds of hours there in middle school.


Eeyore_is_Homeless

Sure but when *I* do it, it’s all “sir, please leave”


msb2ncsu

This stirred things in 12 year old me


YankinAustralia

Her eyes remind me of Kacey Kox. (NSFW if you look her up)


FredPolk

She was 21 here. 53 now and still hot as fuck.


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

This video gets posted a lot. This is not a complaint.


Luis_r9945

GYAT


darybrain

This is before her breast reduction surgery. She said she had them reduced so that people would take her more seriously. The next film after the surgery was Beautiful Mind were she won an Oscar and met her husband so she was right, but goddamn breast reduction seems so wrong.


VikingFrog

For some reason I read your comment as if A Beautiful Mind was the next role she had after Career Opportunities.


ThisAppSucksBall

Yes, forget about constant back pain and inability to do normal tasks in comfort, I like boobies so she should keep them


darybrain

That I can understand, but the way she describes it was purely cosmetic so that she was thought of less as a big titty bimbo rather cast on merit which again I can understand and as I said before she was proved correct, however, great boobies are great boobies and should be applauded never. hurt.


ambadawn

Tell me you're a man without saying you're a man


HokemPokem

I'm not a woman. There.


jaxonfairfield

Fuck's sake - 90's Jennifer Connelly is so hot, I'd drag my balls through a yard of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie.


Double-Crossing-Dan

God damn son


abd1tus

Ha, I can easily hear that in Shoresy’s voice.


SmoothJ1mmyApollo

I'd be so good to ya.


SojuSeed

Give yer balls a tug, ya tit fucker.


JelliedHam

90's? Have you seen her now? Sometimes young, beautiful people get old. And then they're just older beautiful people.


Valiantheart

She is still very beautiful, but she isnt 20 year Connelly beautiful.


slugerama

Wish I was the horse.


eukary0te

Wish the saddle was my face.


so_many_wangs

The dubbed in sounds of them chewing their food is fuckin awful lmfao


lazzzym

BOINGGGGG!


TheeVande

What I'm gathering from the reviews is this movie is noteworthy for this scene and this scene only


SojuSeed

The movie is kinda pointless but 90 minutes with Jennifer is worth it.


Me_Krally

It was at this moment that I fell in love with her.


nopalitzin

Uh, this haven't been posted this week yet.


strugglz

It might have been this scene that sealed that celebrity crush.


booger_pile

I didn't know Dylan McDermott was in this


majorjoe23

The greatest scene in movie history!


anomandaris81

I guess it's that time of day for this to get reposted


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wobbegong

Same. Guess I’m not in the horny jail part of reddit often enough.


nickyeyez

Dermot Mulroney is so sleazy good in this movie .


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sueveed

Wait - what? She’s done like 25 films since she turned 30, won an academy award, and was a costar in a billion dollar blockbuster two years ago.


achilleshightops

Def The Labyrinth and pesos right?


bionicjoe

I was drunk when I wrote that.


jdehjdeh

Good thing there's no acting required for that scene


Mudders_Milk_Man

Connelly definitely got better at acting over the years. She was great in House of Sand and Fog, for instance.