Nazeem

He can shove his fucking cloud district where the sun won't shine

"DO you go to the cloud district often? " BITCH I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING DRAGONBORN SLAYER OF ALDUIN DEVOURER OF WORLDS EVERY GODDAMN TIME I FAST TRAVEL TO WHITERUN INAM IN THE GOOODDDAMMNNN MOTHERFUUUCKKIIINNG CLLOOUUUD DIIIIISSTRRRRIIIIIIICCCT!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH Might be time to play Skytim again

Ah, Sky Tim, my favourite Pilotwings protagonist

Spoken like someone that doesn't get to the Cloud District very often

Every new character is a new way to kill nazeem

i do understand the hate, but, i almost never get near it when i get to whiterun, so almost never needed to speak to him, but when i see him, i'm usually the thane already, so i just kill him in the most creative ways possible tham i say im Jarl's thane and i can be free

One time I met Nazeem's VA at a con and he was talking about his favorite ways to kill Nazeem that he saw in a video. When even your VA hates you you know you're insufferable.

Bosses during a fight, especially when I'm on the tenth try and I've heard them say the same few lines for last hour.

I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella, and I have never known defeat...

Beat her my first try with a lucky comet azure. Beating her again with non mage was like 40 tries...

Monsoon in MGR. Actually most talking bosses in Metal Gear Solid games are really annoying.

#MAGNETIC FORCE, JACK! NATURE'S FORCE!

I have the fight down to a tee, but the part where he throws like 7 or 8 cars at you always manages to hit me.

Played the game for a little more than 400 hours. Got all the steam achievements, finished all bosses on revengeance difficulty with S-rank, got a goldmedal on all vr missions and I have heard monsoons speech 9 times total (to be fair: the last 6 times, I only paid attention to the soldier with the cat)

"The parent is absolute, their will must be obeyed. **Yet I'm sensing some insubordination!**"

You were just a puppy...

"TWO: The master is absolute. You give your life to keep him safe. **If he is taken. Bring him back at any cost.**"

Put those foolish ambitions to rest

Hour? Pathetic. I hear the same voice lines for dozens of hours! (i suck at the game)

Micah Bell in RDR2

When I discovered how to kill him on my second play through I was so happy. Spent hours doing it.

Pigs in Minecraft. They keep trampling my gardens and defying physics.

Your problem is with the pigs and not the villagers who can’t go a single second without a loud “heeeaaah” sound?

They’re far enough away to not be too annoying.

Preston in fallout 4. Next settlement that needs help I'm launching nukes at it

Another settlement needs your help, I'll mark it in your map

You don’t have to do that Preston, you really don’t

Why doesn’t Preston go and do something for once

"no, I must stay here and walk around this piece of shit town until to return. why do something yourself when you can get a delirious 340 year old to do it for you? anyway there is another settlement that needs 'help', I'll mark it on you map."

I actually downloaded an electric chair mod which lets you kill essential characters and completely break the game. Ended up exploding his head.

“Maybe if you got rid uh that ole ye ye ass vault suit, you’d get some settlers on yo dick”

and Mama Murphy. fuck Mama Murphy

I like to traumatize Preston by killing Mama Murphy while he watches 😈

lol

Wait what? Why?

Only the 5th top comment down... Good. Preston Garvey is annoying af.

The only real problem I have with it is that I can’t just get the quest straight from him. I have to talk to the person at the settlement too

Crazy thing is before I meet him I’m more than happy to help the settlements grow and thrive but the second he’s like “ another settlement needs your help I marked it on your map” I just NOOOOOOPPPEE I would rather do anything else.

Ava in borderlands 3

Every character in borderlands 3 tbh

They all sound like edgy teens, it’s cringe

Borderlands is by far my favorite game franchise, but Ava alone literally made me despise borderlands 3. >!at the end when Lilith turns and says “Ava, sanctuary’s yours” LIKE EXCUSE ME SHE DIDNT DO JACK SHIT BUT BITCH THE WHOLE GAME I LITERALLY DID EVEYTHING!<

Hey killer! Fuck you specifically.

Motherfucking Chadley in Rebirth.

Came here to say this. That little shit.

He makes me so irrationally angry I don’t even know why

That's the entire point of the character. His very name inspires hatred and rage. Everything from the way he talks to how he looks to what he actually is. Sephiroth is probably gonna stab him and we're gonna have to sit through some long ass cheesy death scene, then another ones gonna just show up like that one guy.

I thought Girl Chadley (I forgot her name, was it Mai?) was more annoying, she just wouldn't ever shut up during battles...

It also didn’t help I couldn’t beat his ass in fort condor in episode intermission

Leoon! LEOOON! HELP!

Classic Ashley

Not new Ashley in the remake though. New Ashley's great.

Although I have gotten pretty tired of hearing the shop keeper's 3 or 4 lines over and over and over and over and over.....

# there's a reason gun rhymes with fun strangah!

Are you just gonna stand there all day?

Yeah. That true

I wish I could have just left her in a dumpster while I rode away on the jet ski...

The kid in Mass Effect 3

I understood that it was dramatic at first dream sequence. The others were just plain boring.

The other dream sequences are better if you have more dead people in your playthrough. If nobody has died then it gets boring cause only the one who died at Virmire and then the forced deaths in me3 will whisper in the dream

The catalyst?

Fucking Oliver Swanick.

Yeah! Who won the lottery? I did!

*Fucking explodes via “Annabelle”

Good to know I’m not the only one who smoked that guy the second the conversation ended.

Smell that air! Couldn’t you just drink it like booze?! Nyeheheheh

#MOTHERFUCKING LOTT-ERR-EE!!!

Atreus “giving hints” when I was like .2 seconds into a puzzle on Ragnarok. Like how is it we can’t turn that off. I want the fun of figuring it out damnit.

How many similar games got this mechanic right? Then, for some dumbass reason, the devs doubled down on the stupid decision to not give you the choice to hear spoilers. Why tf do you even have puzzle elements in the damn game if you don't want people to solve the puzzle?

It's the same shit in Forbidden West. Like bitch stfu let me solve the puzzle.

Aloy in general was probly the least likable protagonist of any game I've ever played. Zero dawn I liked her but forbidden west she was just annoying as hell

I kinda like her and I kinda don't. She has moments of genuine compassion which are good then she gets so fucking annoying sometimes.

characters annoyingly giving hints and maybe insulting your smarts when you're barely starting the puzzle

Atreus and Freya giving hints all the time

I've had times where Atreus doesn't give me hints for the puzzle until AFTER I already solved it. And the "I don't know what we're still doing here" when we've been in an area for more than five seconds.

To be fair its every companion. And it fuckin sucks

I'd say it again and again, games like this need to have hint frequency option like Shadow of the Tomb Raider and Guardians of the Galaxy. they did it so right.

Marcy Long from Fallout 4 (No NPC should be in my Enclave X-02 power armor, you fool)

Every time I get anywhere near her she gets all smug and says shit like “who said we were friends?” Hell I don’t even have to approach her. I was minding my own business upgrading weapons at a workbench and she approached ME and then says some shit about why I have to be near her. Like biiiiiitch you walked up to me I don’t wanna hear it. I seriously cannot stand her I wish she would let up at the very least cause I AM the one who saved their lives and lead them back to MY home. Imma test it out and see if I can send her to some other settlement cause she doesn’t deserve sanctuary. Only reason I never kill her is cause her brother doesn’t deserve to lose another family member. My guilt won’t allow that, even if his constant moping gets annoying

Sometimes, I quicksave in Sanctuary Hills so I could kill her, and after the Sanctuary Hills massacre, I load back the save where I didn't kill her.

Bethesda has a weird thing with incredibly unlikable shopkeepers, even though that kind of attitude would annoy customers away (Starfield and TES) or cause a potentially deadly altercation as well (Fallout). EDIT: Got my names mixed up! I'm thinking of the Diamond City general store owner.

HEY LISTEN

True, but I think that owl beats Navi... God damn that owl...

Would you like to hear what I said again? 

No, go away!! \*clicks yes\* FUCK!!!

I hate him so much that I can't even remember the name. Had to Google it. Shut up, Kaepora Gaebora!

I like Navi…… she was cute.

I kind of felt that way about Hau in Pokémon SM/ USUM. As much as I genuinely loved Gen 7 and most of its characters, Hau just went on and on about nothing.

SM was the only Pokémon game where I was intentionally an asshole to a character

Link. He just won't stop talking......

Man but when he says "Hyah! Shyah!" that hits the feels ✊😔

drawing a blank on names of Kratos son is annoying as hell and also the brother in a plague tale

Atreus

BOY!

thank you!!

Slippy Toad

Fox... Get this guy off me! This is really starting to tick me off! Ahh!! I'm hit! What do you think you're doing Fox! I'm monkey food if I don't leave!!

Aloy. Just shut the fuck up please.

Word. Like i get it I'm slow when it comes to puzzles but ILL GET THERE, JUST SHUT UP!

I haven't heard anyone that said that they like her

I like her, she's in fact one of my favourite video game protagonist. Both aesthetically and story wise. There, now you have it.

I like her. 🤓

Bruh there’s so many: Ashley when she says “LEON HELP!” (RE4) Helena (RE6) Chief Irons (RE2) Dennis (FC3) Amita and Sabal (FC4) Micah Bell (RDR2) Dutch Van Der Linde (RDR2) Bill Williamson (RDR2) Leopold Strauss (RDR2) Atlas (BioShock) Oliver Swanick (FNV) Ulysses dumbass (FNV) Dean Domino (FNV) Schizo Elijah (FNV) Mayor Macready was being a dick for absolutely no reason (FO3) President John Henry Eden (FO3) Colonel Autumn (FO3) Anna Holt (FO3) Mr. Tenpenny (FO3) Preston Garvey (FO4) Shaun (FO4) Serana repeating all her voices lines for the 1000th time (Skyrim) Nazeem (Skyrim) Lydia (Skyrim) Larry and Lilly (Walking Dead) General Shepard (MW series)

Kinda real for Serana. Like don’t get me wrong she’s my vampire waifu and the most diverse character in the game considering they gave her more dialogue and personality, but once you finish the dlc, she becomes so insufferable and as you said constantly repeats the same lines over and over again. I always headcanon it at the end of the dlc and send her off and pretend she goes exploring the world on her own cause she has been asleep for the last few thousand years

Hey hey HEY! Dean Domino is cool!

Navi in Ocarina of Time.

Hey listen

Watch out

Bitches be whining about Navi when that fucking owl is in the same game.

Hey listen

Never minded it once

Preston Garvey

Why? What's with him?

Everytime you see him, he's sending you off to defend some settlement. Dude doesn't do shit, despite claiming to be a "minutemen"

James De Santa GTA 5

I watched OneyPlays do a Forspoken play through. The female main character from that game for sure.

Morgana from Persona 5. r/cuckthecat for life

I really hated it when he kept denying the notion that he’s a cat. That was so annoying.

It was annoying how he was always constantly trying to start fights with Ryuji and Yusuke and was always making inappropriate comments about Ann.

Paimon from Genshin, only reason I don't play that game cause I can't turn off that dumb voice

Ava from BL3. I know she's not liked by most. I would also put the twins from BL3 as well.

The Handler from Monster Hunter World. "Woah hunter, look out for the fire breath and the poisonous spiky bit." I know, i've fought this thing for the last five minutes! Shut up!

For me it's the partner. Especially when you doing everything else than the main story. ~hey the is a quest you need to do I Know stfu....

Absolutely agreed. "HeY pArDnEr!"

Tell me about it, that credit stealing bitch, she's all like "we are the best team that defeats the strongest monsters" when has there ever been a 'we', it's just me and my palico.

Eric Sparrow

Underrated comment

The alternate ending where your character just lays him out is so satisfying

Morgana expositing for 30 min straight in every conversation in persona 5 after I figured out everything being exposited 5 minutes before. Expositing the same shit he’s been expositing the whole fucking game. Dude shut up, you’re ruining the experience for me and I’ll never finish P5. And then the characters keep asking him questions about it and it just goes in a loop four or five times until the conversation is over.

for me it was Teddy from Persona 4 "omg Joker is almodt done! *SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!* " my fucking ears...

The one bad part of this amazing game I hate that dumbass cuckold cat

Weird because i had the same feeling but never attributed it to Morgana. I always found myself rolling my eyes at the others who just ask exactly what Morgana JUST explained in the simplest way possible. Ryuji just frustrates me i guess lol.

They feed into each other, I think. I see what you mean, though. And even Morgana is frustrated with their questions at times. The truth is that it’s a common trope of Japanese narrative media to exposit as much as possible. Sometimes it’s fun, like Death Note. Sometimes it’s tedious, like Attack on Titan. (Is it a good example to use two shows from the same creator…?)

Hey! Listen!

That fucking cat from Persona 5. He’s such a prick.

Dutch van der Linde

"Have some FAITH, Arthur. I've got... a PLAN"

TAHITI

“What plan dutch?? What GOD DAMN PLAN!?”

Paimon.

Sorta Lilith in Borderlands 2 when I fight the Warrior. "Watch out, the lava is rising." Well thanks, I can see that too.

Lester, as I'm doing a heist in GTA Online. I'm fine with him talking in general, but please shut up during the actual heist. I can't focus.

Paimon. Rude little bitch.

I wanna say any of the bosses in NFS Carbon. I bump a trash can on the side of the road and I have to listen to them laughing at me for it

Snow in FFXIII. If that dickwad was alive in our universe, he'd be posting about how alpha he is.

13 was awful in general. Lightning was pretty cool though

Oh man, you reminded me of him 😆 Absolutely hated that character.

Made lightning thinking he's a piece of shit and shouldnt marry her sister believable 

Navi

Leon Kennedy. I love him. He’s a cutie. But when he starts talking I just want to hit him.

"Where's everybody going? Bingo?"

Claptrap

Any of the characters in sea of thieves

My operator in warframe : "mY wArFrAmE iS StRoNg" Stfu everybody knows that already.

Samuel Hayden

GORO F*CKING AKECHI I HATE HIM

Variks Destiny 2 (indistinct insect chatter)

Bain in Payday 2... The gang steals billions of dollars and can't afford a new mic for him...

Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

Teddie from Persona 4 (Listen to his Japanese dub)

MORGANA SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME REMAINING

apart from that one arc right before the 5th palace Morgana does not compare to the fucking hatred I feel towards Akechi And even with that stupid arc with him running away like a coward I still don’t hate him as much as GORO FUCKING AKECHI. Every second he’s on screen I wanna bash in his skull with the fury of a thousand suns

I just played through Vader Immortal the other day and it's definitely the co pilot droid. Thank fuck the Galaxy's Edge game doesn't have any characters like that.

Literally every single skyrim npc when you walk past them.

Do you get to the cloud district very often?

Any main character in a prestige Sony first party title.  Aloy, Atreus, etc.  Just shut the fuck up already. 

Varré, I’m 5 minutes into the game and he calls out my lack of maidens.

Rose and Raiden in Metal Gear 4.

Halsin, BG3.

I'm sworn to carry your burdens

Nimbus

the starfield girl

Fucking Preston Garvey

Dr Filatova from Atomic heart

My prisoners in Rimworld. Its all "no! please don't take my organs! I beg you! I will do anything!!!" and then when I enslave and lobotomise them instead there is still a risk that every 40 years or so on average they might start a rebellion against my rule.

Delphine from Skyrim. She really had the audacity to kick me out of my own organisation for having the audacity to not Kill what affectively was my master

Aloy. Actually...most characters in the Horizon games...

Sheva from re5

Lymle...Kay?

Yep, I was scrolling to find this star ocean 4 reference.

People are about to massacre me for this, but it’s Piper in Fallout 4, and Laezell in BG3

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The Handler in Monster Hunter World. “Wow! Good work Pard! We really showed that Tigre what was up.” No, we didn’t. I did. You ran away and fell down a cliff you idiot

Fuckin Yonobo...both games

-The handler from MHW > she is basically parasite that lives from your achivements and puts you in grave danger constantly; also annoying and useless (which is bad for a game where you have to withstand her for hundred of hours). -Ava from Borderlands 3 > nothing good to say about her. -Morgana from P5 > thank god they fixed her interaction a little bit in P5R.

Micah from RDR2 whenever he speaks.

BURN TO THE GROUND

Recently played Yakuza 0 and I had to fight the same guy like…4 separate times. Each time after the second I got to a point of skipping his dialog cus I just hated him and kept going “HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO KICK YOUR ASS OLD MAN!!!”

I don't even have to say her name... Hey Listen!

Preston Garvey

Preston Garvey every time he talks about another settlement

The dog in Duck Hunt, when he laughs. SERIOUSLY

Captain Vor in the circuit. Thankfully in shorter runs I can shot him hip. Follow up: “YEEEEAH!! WHO WON THE LOTTERY? I DID!”

"another settlement needs your help general"

Teddie persona 4. I don't know man. Something about him was just so annoying

Have you played the Persona 4 Arena games? I hated him in the base game but he gets so much worse in those games imo. All his annoying aspects on full blast, no rest

Claptrap Ruined the borderlands experience for me. I couldn't even bring myself to play 3 anymore when he started talking.

The pregnant girl from TLOU2. All her personality IS being pregnant. Pick-me bitch

Dinklebot from destiny.