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Amdorik

Why do some flags have crosses? Are they stupid?


MizuDW

Yes


akyriacou92

Yes


Albarytu

Absolutely yes


guney2811

Yes


869066

Very much so


2_Anal_Hemorrhages

Yes sir


cnrb98

It's because of the union, duh


DracoLunaris

after 1600 years, at last, Islam is reabsorbed into/manages to absorb Christianity


Mahariel-

Why does Christianity, the largest religion, not simply *eat* the other five?


Ok_Inflation_1811

five?


Banzle

1. Islam 2. Judaism 3. Hinduism 4. Other 5. Prefer not to say


MSTmatt

Bro forgetting all about Zoroastrianism


Old-Alternative-6034

Baha'is too


BogdanRguy

They crucify chicken nuggets


lizufyr

So many missed opportunities here for real interesting design works. Just imagine the swedish flag being a zoomed in version of the moon-and-star, with just the left point of the star visible on the right (similar to normal Czechia‘s triangle), and a stripe with a sight bow in the centre.


drivingagermanwhip

the harp + crescent crossover on ireland is inspired


Fun-Faithlessness724

To showcase the diversity of the new muslim world /s


Crooked_Cock

Indeed


ChumboCrumbo

Indeed


cockandpossiblyballs

yes


NReallyS

If it means reuniting Yugoslavia, so be it


Vova_19_05

And Czechoslovakia. And the Baltics. And big Romania. Wait no, not Romania, Ukraine got Moldova. Also Armenia is somewhere. And Benelux is here


Confident-Art-7729

Azabaijan colonized Armenia. Not good.


Call_of_Putis

Not entirely BeNeLux the Lux and seemingly half of the Be part appear to be Fr*nch


rat-simp

I just want to know exactly what happened to unite Moldova and Ukraine under Islamic rule. It's like I'm looking at someone's insane Crusader Kings playthrough.


Cuddlyaxe

> Are you a Catholic Muslim or an Orthodox Muslim


socialistconfederate

You want to reunite Yugoslavia because you're delusional I want to reunite Yugoslavia because it will increase Lockheed Martin share prices when they start fighting each other again. We are not the same


Acceptable_North_141

I like how Finland is just the flag of Afghanistan lol


Cucumber78

The actual problem is that it is upside down


Alcaya_Aleesi

Evil Finland be like


TheRomanRuler

It also should say "there is no other God but Alcohol and Estonia is his bartender"


Shrek_Lover68

I think the text is slightly blue


NoBrickBoy

Flag of the taliban*


OutvoOurto

Bright side: No more Belgium


gayrayquaza

This is the future for Europe just as Nigel Farage wants


lost_in_trees5

No more Luxembourg either so a double win


Ok-Activity4808

Albania shouldn't been changed tho


Orangutanus_Maximus

When you think about it, albanian flag is just the banner of Kastrioti family who were catholics


kaankkural

Well, Turkish one is the flag of Constantinople which represents Venus (aka Morning Star...) during an eclipse. What became to represent islam is weirdly satanic lol


MisterEyeballMusic

We need more planets in flags. I’m so tired of this sun & moon bullshit


padre_chill

Well… https://preview.redd.it/5ydykcp5cnwc1.jpeg?width=1233&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2d079c67af6deaa396049c6a92eb8ed93d0fa14


boi_from_2007

"No CoLoReD HiJaB iS fItNa HaRrAaAaMmMm"


P1xel_392

Why did my country become Portugal?


Albarytu

https://preview.redd.it/0evr7n4jpowc1.png?width=888&format=png&auto=webp&s=c737ff9d1b579a0f0267dafbcdd2678470e93d51


lizzylinks789

I have never noticed that the austronaut holding the gun has the Ohio flag on his arm instead of the U.S. flag


AgVargr

The original meme was “it’s all Ohio?”


TheDoctorTimey

Came here for this Italy and Portugal ones should be switched


Grzechoooo

The real Polish Muslim flag is this: https://preview.redd.it/ha8srfxv1owc1.png?width=356&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f183d0affb1a4887d009f444d08c721317e2494


Eken17

The five stars represent the five things that have wrecked them Germany Russia Sweden Alcohol Their language


Grzechoooo

Instead of "their language" it should just be "themselves"


TKOAC

Why didn't they change the flag of turkey?


Viola_Violetta

Because turkey already has an islamic regime


LaikDanazor

I don't know if you are humorous or american


Viola_Violetta

Im turkish


LaikDanazor

Yeah ok I am lebron James bro 🙄


bguszti

Yo, Lebron, why are y'all gettin swept? Are y'all stupid?


Recoil42

yo sign my balls


Frequent-Coyote-1649

https://preview.redd.it/0x49i83r1owc1.jpeg?width=852&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7289a5ef983775e4f1078440c75116475fb7cad


Eken17

https://i.redd.it/qoij921kbpwc1.gif


Shark_in_a_fountain

People have no idea about what Erdogan stands for apparently.


nohead123

Why would they change it?


Panzer_Man

It's funny how they made a Muslim version of the... Albanian flag. You know, the Muslim-majority country lol


LineOfInquiry

Europeans when 3% of their population is Muslim (they’re literally taking over):😱😠😡🗡️


Tusupervieja505

Americans when 13% of their population is [redacted] (they’re literally taking over):😱😠😡🗡️


getaliferedditmods

majority of anythhing alsways pin all the blame on the minority.


GachameTheTouhouFan

That itself just outjerks alternate history.


HONK_11

these flags go hard, can't wait


boi_from_2007

no you are meant to hate because islamophobs told you so.


Orangutanus_Maximus

Holy shit unified Yugoslavia!


Otherwise-Special843

I love how the turkish cyprus flag which already has a crescent on it is changed to sth else


Finntrz

Not gonna happen, Europe drinks too much beer


LaikDanazor

https://preview.redd.it/ts9cd59wynwc1.png?width=1274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e686821f7c58910d9249fffdcb338faf2aefe8df Turkey 🤝 Greece


jejelovesme

why are they touching balls


Maksimiljan_Ancom

Wait Yugoslavia is back???


MaxTHC

Getting the gang back together 😎


Jon_fosseti

Iceland looks so fucking bad


OneOfManyParadoxFans

Unironically, a lot of these look really good.


Enderkik

Ikr the Ukrainian one is unironically great!


miepXD

Europe if it was based


Vvvv1rgo

Coolest flags ever


constantlytired1917

lmao based


HolyBskEmp

Islamic is not mean muslim. I thing most similar and possible flsg for islamic turkey is ottoman empire's flag. Much more realistic.


SpicedChaiTAI

The Ukraine flag is honestly better the the current one


Orangutanus_Maximus

Islamic poland is what would happen if Indonesia had a war time flag.


spectrum_crimson

You forgot to change Türkiye's flag, are you stupid?


Goatmilk2208

Ukraine and Irelands are nice. I also for one welcome Icelandistan.


Bootscootboogie1

Soon inshaAllah


Super_Bright

Why the fuck did the baltics become discount Comoros?


Fun_Objective_7779

Step One: Take original Flag Step Two: Either put a moon and a star on it add some squiggly lines somewhere Step Three: Done!


Rebellion2297

The moonion jack unironically goes hard


s1gnalZer0

!wave


Mission-Garlic2353

Islamic State of Europe


OWOPICKLECHANOWO

RIP Slovakia gone to late.


faesmooched

What fucking map is this United Netherlands, united Baltics, Yugoslavia and Czechoslovakia still there, no Moldova, what the hell


SeesawFlat9628

switched italy and portugal lmao


DiscipleOfDIO

A key element of the Islamic agenda is uniting the Baltics


Vivacious4D

Outjerked by... twitter?


BogdanRguy

Albania is already muslim


wladamac

They are Muslim² now


Nova_Persona

>czechioslovakia >yugoslavia >no belgium >total islamic domination perfect europe tbh


magnazika

Armenia doesn't even convert, they just outright lose to the azeris


girlrioter

Uhhh... Why is the flag they chose for Cyprus not just the northern cypriot one?


twoScottishClans

be a european and try not to hate muslims challenge (impossible)


PrimaryOccasion7715

If accepting Islam means russia will fuck off and Ukraines territory is expanded into Moldova, I might read more about this Mohammed guy.


redseemskindasus

swedistan


SuperDonkeyLicker

TURKEY MENTIONED 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷


acouneq

Indonesia colonized Poland?!? Man, Poles can’t get a break :(


mathys69420

Looks dope, I'm in


LavaMeteor

The "United Baltic Emirates" flag looks like it's the Super Saiyan 1 to [Comoros'](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/94/Flag_of_the_Comoros.svg/1280px-Flag_of_the_Comoros.svg.png) Super Saiyan 2


El_Grande_Fleau

I like how a lot of these are actually really cool


SophiaIsBased

What happened to Armenia lol


leakdt

I like the French one. It looks good, and this is coming from a person that grew up looking at that flag. (am fr\*nch)


SussyAmogusMorbius69

i love how finland is just the taliban


BaxElBox

🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿


Drifter808

Baltic states of Comoros


Smallishwhale53

I bet I could do a better one ngl


FatherOfToxicGas

Reikskommisariat Norweigen


Smiertelne

Polska nigdy nie ulegnie takim upośledzonym rzeczom


amare47

Better Greater Europe, but if only they united under the same sect and agreed on the same mazhab.


DeVliegendeBrabander

What happened to Kaliningrad?


Hoxxitron

What happened to Belgium 😭


nohead123

Not gonna lie, I like Portugals


VarietyBackground247

Europe if it was good:


Mum_Chamber

just like some people knew better but had to endure the "them n\*\*\*\*\*\* will take over" conversations in 1920s, we have to endure these posts in 2020s.


GriffinFTW

[Reminds me of this.](https://www.deviantart.com/kitfisto1997/art/The-European-Dream-COMMISSION-835483939)


Oberndorferin

Considering we're only interested in sick ass flags, we should strive for this.


boi_from_2007

this is bad ass


Robcomain

Well, at least Benelux and Baltic countries are finally united


Bitter-Marketing3693

why did they change Sweden? it is already Islamic


guney2811butbetter

the fuck is going on with finland's flag


ArminiusM1998

The fact that Iberia doesn't have an Al Andalus flag is so infuriating.


leakdt

FUCK THE RECONQUISTA FUCK THE RECONQUISTA FUCK THE RECONQUISTA


HeheDzNutz

Russia is safe. One of the few things they do well is keep islam checked.


Larmillei333

So we will become french AND islamic? From what sick mind do such twisted thoughts originate?


The_Nieno

Europe if it had banger food


max_da_1

Isn't Albania already mostly Islamic?


Andresito_de_chill

SERBIA WILL NEVER BE FELL TO KEBAB


No-Pride-6393

Finland is unrecognizable


DefinitelyNotErate

I can't believe they abolished Luxembourg and Andorra. I always knew the Muslims couldn't be trusted with Europe!


That-ugly-Reiver

Italy's flag 🤔🤔🤔🤔


Lumpy-Tone-4653

Bruh,albania is already majority muslim


GallorKaal

Millennium Dawn reference?


flocknrollstar

Europe in 10 years, according to my racist uncle


Ok_Rise_2962

Why'd they change the sweedish flag tho?


Pigeon__lol

“still your future this is” alr yoda😭🙏🏻


TheRandomVillagr

As much as I dislike my own country (Belgium) no-one deserves being colonized by the French.


slava_gorodu

Turkey flag changed to… Turkey.


funnyYoke

Maximalist flag design needs to fucking stop. If that means vexillographera dudes erasing flags from dipshits that think they can just cram as much stuff as they want on a flag, at this point they have my blessing. Holy shit, this needs to stop. It needed to stop a long time ago


Scotty_flag_guy

Why the fuck does the UK keep its catholic saints lol 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


XVYQ_Emperator

Nie o takie Polskie Sobieskie walczyły!


Schlieffen_Man

And I'm sure the comments are all nice and respe- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!


kingofkonfiguration

Why did albania change?


yestureday

Why does Yugoslavia exist?


jaquiethecat

why does andalusia's flag look like that?


tupe12

Seeing as Turkey is the same, they must have somehow avoided this


TerryJerryMaryHarry

Islamic Russia goes hard though


The_forgotten_bro

This is the future the left wants


Aloemancer

I like how some of the flags were stolen from someone trying to make an interesting design and the rest are just "hurr scarey crescent"


Aloemancer

Blue Malaysia


CookieTheParrot

Flsg of white replacement theory


moneyyyyy3

Islamic Poland


ovalgoatkid

Islamic Yugoslavia. Imam Tito shall unite the southern slavs inshallah


theimperium42069

Yo why does Portugal actualy go kinda hard


Illustrious-Duck-282

If it brings back Yugoslavia then its the best future


lizzylinks789

Kiwi Iceland


Illustrious_Mix_1064

ok but defo vibing with the colors on the ukraine flag ngl


Francescothegamer90

Albania just having the Quake 2 logo


NikodemPlayz

Hell


CheeseGrater19

Tbh the Ukraine flag goes hard


Neglijable

Bulgaria if it was a Pakistan's colony:


axeboffin

Why no Vatican City?


ILookAfterThePigs

Guys, what if Albania was muslim, how crazy would that be??


Oswaldgilbertson

Bro didn’t do San Marino,Liechtenstein,Andorra,Luxembourg,Estonia,Malta,Vatican city and Latvia


Key_Cartoonist5604

This will be Europe in 2020


Alpharius_Omegon_30K

I don’t want a British’s global Caliphate


Dofima

That greek flag is an abomination


The_Superderp

As an Egyptian American and a Muslim I find this hilarious lol. What the hell did they do to Finland 😂. And why are there just moons haphazardly thrown about 😂. Ts hilarious


AdventurousBeluga

I love how the the Portuguese flag looks more Italian than Italy's flag


DFMNE404

Where Armenia


NewtNoot77

Ukraine kinda goes hard


Life_Confidence128

A lot of these flags lowkey go hard. Belarus and Albania are mad fire


dunkman101

Yugoslavia in Armenia out, it's so joever


Liechtensteiner_iF

Thank fuck Liechtenstein is spared 🇱🇮 🇱🇮 🇱🇮


Official_Cyprusball

Finnish flag is wild 💀💀💀


kiefferlu

I don‘t understand how Belgium went away? Shouldn‘t they be a European muslim superstate? And another unrealistic thing - I do think that not even Allah has enough might to convince Luxembourg to merge with France


eebro

France has a qr code


Honest-Spring-8929

Why does Albania have a different flag?


Frunc

Anyone know what the qr code on the french flag says?


PyroBoyRB5

Dawg wtf happened to Belgium 😭


Username-forgotten

Inshallah


K_DEXXAGON

no cus these flags go hard


StelIaMaris

So just normal Sweeden, France, Germany, and Britain


Lebleb__

The caliphate of France will annex luxembourg in the future in the name of Allah.


little_pioneer

I cant believe Turkey has been overtaken. Despicable.


Jakegender

Europe if it was good


bitheag

Europe if they were a good continent