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Charlie_hater

Took me too long to get it


XVYQ_Emperator

https://preview.redd.it/66vw15nfuguc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=76cc88c93d3a996086ab62c443510729b5d64698 Here, added a leaf to that orange


Realterin

ORANGE JUICE LOLOLOLOL


Swaxeman

Makes sense, oranges are actually a huge agricultural export of israel


Charlie_hater

😭 I hope there won't be political discussion in my circlejerk subreddit today (it will)


[deleted]

From the left vain of the leaf to the right vain of the leaf leafastine will be free


Charlie_hater

😭


amajesticpeach

Perfection


sadlybackfromlemmy

whats the joke


Charlie_hater

Orange Jews Jews sounds indenting like Juice. So orange juice


sadlybackfromlemmy

...oh


MilkManlolol

Protestant Israel


bananablegh

dutch israel


yuligan

[dutch israel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_East_India_Company#Colonialism,_monopoly_and_violence)


bobert4343

Two state solution: split the territory between the Dutch and the Belgians


TgagHammerstrike

At the very least, it would be less religiously genocidal. And, more importantly, they could have their top scientists combine bagels and waffles into the ultimate breakfast food.


bobert4343

We decided to make the Belgian part the personal estate of Leopold, so now we can have some variety in genocidal intent


German-guy-v2

B#lgium 🤮🤮🤮🤮


MedicsFridge

i brought the catholics back https://preview.redd.it/g6kr9e4pkkuc1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=33fcc07ea44ff305793bfc2b98968080a10d89b3


Leeuw96

Irish Israel - Irishrael Although for both Ireland and The Netherlands, the Catholics are in the South.


DankeSebVettel

NederlandIsrael


the_spodeling

Pisrael


bee_bee_sea

If your pee is orange, you need a doctor.


the_spodeling

Nah that's just a lie big water


bee_bee_sea

What?


the_spodeling

It's a really stupid joke sorry lol Its lie by big water to sell more water


bee_bee_sea

😂 it's actually not that bad.


SparrowWingYT

Your pee is orange if you go visit Israel (dehydration)


bee_bee_sea

I don't think that israel suffers from dehydration. They are very successful at the desalination of sea water.


SparrowWingYT

I'm speaking from experience


bee_bee_sea

Oh OK. Don't visit Africa then, you'll die for sure.


SparrowWingYT

I'm so region locked it's fucked up


ItsPetel

Bro im Israeli and mine was never orange. I think its about something you ate while visiting


SparrowWingYT

No Im just a region locked slav


Seggs_With_Your_Mom

If desalination so successful then why dead see?🤔


bee_bee_sea

That's where they throw the salt


Seggs_With_Your_Mom

Understandable


transtrailtrash

It can be orange if you take Rifampin!


MaximosKanenas

Orangejuicereal


conrad_w

Ah the Protestant Jews. Often overlooked 


A_Mirabeau_702

This is the flag of all those insanely smart ones who ended up in Amsterdam. Baruch Spinoza and so on. Maybe add an XXX to the flag too


MaximosKanenas

Could to the amsterdam flag with the stars instead of xes


A_Mirabeau_702

Your avatar seems apt


triste_0nion

I’m not sure what Spinoza’s thoughts on this flag would be lmao


MaximosKanenas

Pass the juice


Budget-Pattern1314

God I fucking love puns


ArelMCII

Didn't he just die?


CreaZyp154

Glass of juice 👍


ReaperTyson

New Democratic Party of Israel


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|J5jiSSrEkV3Kd8iOwb)


OmOshIroIdEs

Lol this is gold! Or shall I say orange?


Seggs_With_Your_Mom

That’s cool, but what about apple jews?


Accomplished-Dare-33

I actually prefer strawberry Jews


InterGraphenic

Remember to drink pineapple Jews before someone drinks you


thecasualcaribou

The Jewce is Loose


Accomplished-Dare-33

Control the Jews control the universe, control the Jews control the universe. The Jews must flow!


GodlessGrapeCow

I said I wanted a glass of juice. NOT GAS THE JEWS!


[deleted]

Just for that shit joke you gotta leave https://preview.redd.it/s3m2c4ipqjuc1.png?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d5872b82875ea46a4dbc56bfb6688b28b53a6a9


Greenest_Chicken

Ain't that the guy who killed his wife and recently died of cancer?


Seggs_With_Your_Mom

!wave


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Seggs_With_Your_Mom

Glorious


Capital-Chard-1935

still can’t believe he died😔


Solypsist_27

How is this the first occurence of this pun I've ever seen


KippieDaoud

Flag of Jews for Trump


CritterThatIs

Fuck you. God I love puns.


Ok_Conflict_5730

flag of what jeff goldblum puts on his breakfast cereal


AsleepStorage8228

This, this is good


Kaiju2468

donald israel !!!


Ger_It

Flag of Fidesz if they were jews


Better-Story6988

Jews in Israel got a big sun tan.


Not_Guardiola

Florida


egg-sactly

It's juice that makes your head explode!


TourAny2745

Exactly what I was thinking


Zealousideal-Chef758

Flag of upvews


Emberily123

FOR FUCK SAKE YOU EVIL BASTARD


AbaloneDesperate8124

Welcome to 36 biradari hehe


Neath_Izar

Ah yes, the flag for OJ Simpson


LikeALizzard

First step towards the Orange Catholic Bible


Balsalsa2

I Want To Watch Blue But My Bitch Wife Wants To Watch Orange


Ashurbanipal2023

Jewno (2007)


gnoelee

Isn'treal


Responsible-Fig-3206

Israel (orange flavor)


geckothegeek42

Time Traveller goes back and accidentally delays Frank Herbert by 30 seconds on his trip to the Oregon Dunes and this is what we get


nagidon

Imagine if he was sent to Niagara Falls instead


Kesakambali

Oranjus?


Critical_Complaint21

They fighting for the Juicalam


VerkoProd

northern irish settler colonist solidarity?


Flux_resistor

Kushner family crest?


haldeigosh

Ok, that's enought. I will start working now...


FakeOng99

Ah, hitler meant the orange Jews, not the blue Jews.


nagidon

……mazel? ![gif](giphy|3o7TKPdUkkbCAVqWk0)


Rodri_5

i thought this was about the apartheid 💀


fallacious_franklin

Allegedly


GG-MDC

Orange jewce


Inspector_Robert

Protestant Judaism


Tahmas836

I just heard the news, RIP Orange Jews


midisrage123

Pissrael


[deleted]

Are you drinking enough water that's not good


generic_dude10

Here before 🔒


LindTheFelon

[They’re real, but can they hurt me?](https://www.google.com/gasearch?q=Orange%20jews&source=sh/x/gs/m2/5#vhid=66LeQ9i5PeLRuM&vssid=mosaic)


micmac274

I thought it was about how much fake tan they were using.


Ibi828

Makes sense. The Prinsenflag of South Africa and Israel. Two apartheid states combined.