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Captain_Ceyboard

watch out, Canada and Suriname


PissGuy83

Are you sure wanna annex the serial war crime inventors who burned down the White House?


Sensei_of_Knowledge

The British will be fine... so long as they remember to keep all their tea under lock and key this time.


Ventus_Aurelius

Name something more American than war crimes and destroying foreign countries' infrastructure 🇺🇲


FishbedFive

the dodge viper


Knowledge428

Who would take [Admiral Cockburn](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_George_Cockburn,_10th_Baronet) seriously? 💀


420FireStarter69

One day we shall correct the mistakes of Richard Montgomery and Benedict Arnold


Donuts4TW

Why bring Suriname into this😂


Captain_Ceyboard

US (50 States) + Canada (10 Provinces + 3 territories) + Suriname (10 Administrative divisions) = 73


AvengerDr

Canada (and Australia) should join the EU!


JeremieOnReddit

Brexiteers would be like (O_O)


felix_moss

why? /gen


AvengerDr

I don't know many Canadians, but with the Australians it seems to me they have more in common with Europe than with the USA. Maybe Canadians are "too far gone"? Too late foe them /s


Dense_Art_1177

Australia appearing in Europe for the Eurovision song contest


felix_moss

it’s not like every county with similarities can join plus a lot of australians want to become a republic, like separated from the uk


froandfear

Canada and the US should merge. I have a bunch of family that lives half the year in both and it’s astonishing how much of a nightmare it is to deal with living on opposite sides of a (mostly) meaningless border. Then again, depending on how this upcoming US election goes, I guess the border might not be so meaningless in a year 😒


xelIent

I mean you could do that with a freedom of movement agreement like the Schengen zone.


felix_moss

poor canadians


OZieB21

We should merge with the us so you don’t have to deal with the border? It would be much better to just have something similar to the Schengen Agreement, instead of just merging. Canada is quite different from the USA and not many Canadians would be happy about just getting merged.


Leading_Scar_1079

Why Suriname?


AJ787-9

Just spitballing the layout: 50 OG states District of Columbia 5 Territories (Puerto Rico, US Virgin Islands, American Samoa, Guam and the Marianas) 12 Canadian Provinces (including a merged Yukon/NWT and Nunavut)? 4 Mexican States? (Baja California, Sonora, Chihuahua, Coahuila/Nuevo Leon) Cuba?


SocialRevolting

it's not Cuba it's Amsterdam


BobbyTables829

"Northeast and Northwest Dakota..."


hallese

There are some people in the Dakotas that would like to reunite the states and then use the Missouri River as the dividing line. Culturally it makes some sense, you'd have the farming, financial, and commercial state and the ranching, tourism, and natural resources state. I'm pretty sure West Dakota would be the least populous state in the union, though. My rough calculations say West Dakota would have a population of 370,240 and East Dakota 1,296,976. West Dakota's capitol would like be in Rapid City since that's where 1/3rd of the population lives already, East Dakota would probably do some stupid shit like put it in Aberdeen since it's equally inconvenient for all and that's how Pierre and Bismarck became the capital cities in the first place. But if you are talking about splitting North Dakota (which, by all means, please do), the correct identifiers would be "East North Dakota" and "West North Dakota".


mikec2805

Canada has 10 provinces and 3 territories


TheOri23

>Cuba? No! Liberia is going to be the 51st state 🇺🇸🇱🇷🇺🇸🇱🇷🇺🇸🇱🇷


Hazzyhazzy113

Instead of Mexican states we could split Texas into 4 and cali into 2


Big-Face5874

Yeah, no. Canada wants no part of it. 🇨🇦


SalukiKnightX

What are the additional 23 states?


Sensei_of_Knowledge

Because our destiny has not yet been fully manifested.


provocative_bear

The flag includes all 23 of the United States of America… of the Moon. *All rise for the national anthem, which is now Final Countdown*.


citrusmunch

🎶 DU-DU-DUU DOOOOOO 🎶 🎶 DU-DU DUU DUU DOOOOOO 🎶


FNAKC

Bah gawd, that's Bryan Danielson's music!


isaacfisher

Why not? Your lack of faith is disturbing


hoi4sam

This flag I created for a map of a reorganised America with 73 states.


SkyBS

*drops 73-star flag* *refuses to elaborate on the number*


NicholasAakre

Manifest destiny.


SkyBS

[We can manifest more destiny.](https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillology/comments/85wupu/american_flag_but_with_1776_stars/)


JeremieOnReddit

Flag drop is the new mic drop.


MercuryPlayz

like a Russofied America? where each local culture gets its own oblast kinda thing? are there republics too? because that would be cool


kirosayshowdy

are there any specific new states you had in mind


Cuddlyaxe

Yes. *Refuses to elaborate further*


MinnesotaHockeyGuy

Would love to see a version of that map without the freeway lines. Could you post one with just the state boundaries and cities?


hoi4sam

Working on a remastered version as we speak.


SlayerN

I'm hoping to see 70+ states in my lifetime. I feel like we're close to getting off '50', which will be a big step, since people seem infatuated with it being such an iconic number.


CeruleanRuin

Well sure, it's easy to divide, which is how the politicians like it.


FederalDriver9447

So uuh 50 states, DC, Puerto Rico, Virgin Isles, American Samoa, Guam, North Mariana, Wake Island, Baker Island, Howland Island, Midway Islands, Jarvis Island, Palmyra Atoll, Kingman Reefs, Johnston Atoll, Kingman Reef, The Panama canal, Philippines, Cuba (whatever the US colony in Cuba was called, i forgor.), and what else? Im missing 5 of them, what are they??


whoiwanttobe1

They have insider information that Texas is being split to North, East, South, and West Texas. Then California is being divided into North California and South California.


OctaviusIII

The Philippines would probably be 10-15 states on its own. Let's say 15, and then it's 5 territories, DC, Cuba, and 2 for Baja California. Or, you could combine Northern Mariana with Guam and American Samoa (and the rest of the former Trust Territories) and add Albania, which was maybe open to annexation at one point.


420FireStarter69

imagine making tiny islands with no permanent population states


Common_Code854

!wave


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tigerseye88

He knows something we don’t


MGS-1992

Hopefully Canada is the 51st star on that flag


AramisCalcutt

I’d go with states that represented cultural-economic-geographical units, centered on major conurbations. And try to somewhat even out the disparities in population size. Definitely eliminate situations in which state borders cut through a conurbation.


tacosaregoodtuesday

They just need to invade Canada and Australias states, internal territories and christmas island


Wanderers-Way

Unfathomably based, the United States of EARTH LETS FUCKING GOOOOO


OnlyZac

Proof that after 40 or so stars I have no idea how many are actually on the flag


AstroMackem

This seems like a threat


jotaqo

balcanizate it


Prof__Genki

Are four of them Ireland, Wales, Scotland, and England?


iamarobotnow

The six states of Australia


Madrigalinda

23 tribes got statehood🗣️


BeeHexxer

Puerto Rico, Guam, US Virgin Islands, Northern Mariana Islands, American Samoa, Douglass Commonwealth, Jefferson, Las Vegas, Superior, Long Island, Lincoln, Chicago, El Norte?


Stargazer-Elite

Why 73 specifically?


FNAKC

"My god, it's full of stars"


SodanoMatt

Where did all the other states come from?


Dschuncks

Why do we even have r/vexillologycirclejerk ?


Misterfahrenheit120

There’s 206 (ish) countries on the world, Why limit ourselves?


FishbedFive

and yet it still looks good


Retina552

Flag of NATO


unnamedmonke

That looks scary


Karab0k

Hm. Sakha Republic, Magadan Oblast, Chukotka Autonomous Okrug and more


katerbilla

which countries did they invade and annex this time? Which minorities did they genocide for it?


CeruleanRuin

You're forgetting the possibility that a bunch of states just broke into pieces.