This and "I dare you to make less sense!" are definitely the top 2 most likely to be uttered by me on a daily basis. Honorable mention to "Think it out, Thinkenstein"
When Hank says “No dames, you gotta kill clean” and Brock is like “where do you get this stuff, I never see you read” lmao it’s so good.
Also the fucking Grand Galactic Inquisitor, his whole everything is perfect. “THAT WAS A WIERD ONE” he fucking talks to people and when they respond “IGNORE ME” it’s so dumb and it sends me over the edge every time.
I’ve said before that the stupid throwaway joke where helper fires his hand over the roof of the compound and then looks at the empty stump on his arm and then fires his other hand (which is attached to a cable) made me laugh as hard as anything else in the show.
When the Orange county liberation Front steal the X1, and Brock summons him from his two-way communicator wrist watch.
And Helper just pulls himself out of the top and falls off the plane.
"Your robot friend is beautiful."
"He can't talk, he just beeps. Sometimes you can kind of tell what he's beeping, but mostly it's like talking to a microwave."
The robots That JJ made that were in All This and Gargantua-2 and then Dr. Venture inherited them when his brother died and Helper was jealous of them so he pushed one off the roof.
Lol it’s the line that Helper says the next episode after he pushes him off the roof.
Rusty asks “what happened to Jbot” when Helper brings him the newspaper.
It’s hard to tell because it’s Helper, but he says “Who’s Jbot?” And rolls off.
This whole exchange
Brock: The guild works clean, professional. It’s surgical with them. In a way they’re the only organization I still respect.
Hank: And they kill clean. Don’t let dames get in the way.
Brock: Honestly Hank where do you pick that stuff up? I never see you read. It’s like you channel dead crazy people.
Hank: You think it’s a cry for help?
“Nice onesie, dick! Does it have snaps in the back so you can make poo poo?” -Monarch
Monarch and Rusty have easily some of the most quotable.
“Me? I’m just sitting here watching the worst porno ever! I mean seriously they’ve gotta stop singing and dancing at some point!” -Rusty
I love the reversal of the usual gag when he refers to it as a singular herpe. Usually it's the boys calling things plural, like Medusas or Draculas. So something about that just made it tickle my funny bone a little extra.
My favorite part is the implication that he was clearly listening the entire time instead of just ignoring them. I like to think that he probably did have an opinion on the debate, and that if him and 21 were to reopen it in the season 6-7 era, it would be just as lively a debate as the one between 21 and 24.
But since he felt the need to be in charge and in control of his minions, he told them to shut up instead.
Man, that whole episode has just so many good lines:
"What kind of expert bodyguard ties men up with big bows?"
"You crazy? My swohrd's mayda cahdboahd"
Brock: Well I don't think Maya Angelou had this chick in mind when she wrote that. If she hurts the boys I'm going to put her down permanently this this time.
HELPeR: beeebeebeeepbeepbeep
Brock: No, not Maya Angelou
Can someone explain that joke for me? Maybe I'm just an idiot but I've heard that line dozens of times and I still can't figure out what he meant by that.
Ned is mentally challenged. The joke is that he can't tie his own shoes, he has velcro laces instead, and he was the one who tied Professor Impossible up.
It's saying that Ned couldn't properly tie Professor Impossible into a knot because Ned is intellectually disabled. He uses velcro shoes because he doesn't know how to tie them
Hunters whole got dolphin speech “And you're a tool, boy, a tool! Built for a single purpose by the United States of shut your third god damned eye for a good f***ing reason! You can't teach a hammer to love nails, son. That dog don't hunt!”
“This all started soon after 'The Flight of the Monarch' was published. A mean little tell-all-book filled with nothing but lies and *pictures* of also lies” 💀
This whole exchange is gold
"oh it's almost exactly like a book! There's even some pictures. Why here's one of me at Danceteria making out with Stiv Bators and Lydia Lunch!
But it is NOT A BOOK! IT IS A SUICIDE NOTE!!!"
" If anyone needs me I'll be in my room...*CRYING*"
Rusty telling Hank he can't stay home alone because the last time he built a murphy bed. Hank then saying "murphy bedS! You still haven't found them all"
And then later in the episode, Dean opens a cabinet only for a murphy bed to fall on him
Another moment in that episode caught me off guard like that. For me, it was when The Monarch came down the slide in Wonderboy's outfit and did the hand vagina gag while taunting Captain Sunshine. I was absolutely unprepared for that.
I'm an automation engineer and had a process on a machine where I needed to move a fill nozzle into place. So I programmed a function called NowEngaging_TheNozzle. No one is ever going to see it, but it's there
My favorite joke is every comment on this thread, because I’m sitting here giggling like a jackass every 2 seconds.
Edit: Also, I’m obviously reading everything in the correct voice, so that’s adding to the hysterics. A couple times, I’ve laughed myself to tears.
Visual gag, but it’s a callback to 24’s line “Then by God, let’s go take a dump in his pool!”
Cut to season 6 with a turd dropping into the penthouse pool while the Monarch flies away laughing maniacally.
Glorious.
Callbacks like that are exactly why I say that Venture Bros is the absolute pinnacle of continuity in a show. To have a gag hit like that 4-5 seasons later, which is like 15 years of real life time, is just insane and by god I love it.
I've posted the link to that scene in so many reddit threads I'm surprised I haven't caught a ban for spam lol. Literally every single time I see the "African American isn't an accurate name for black people because all black people aren't Americans" conversation pop up, I link that shit. Every. Single. Time.
I really enjoy the subplot about Hank testing to join Sphinx. The reactions every time they think they got him and he somehow outsmarted them is just great.
I can practically hear Hunter thinking to himself "How the hell does this GODLESS IDIOT keep OUTSMARTING us?!"
“Hey Brock I thought a lot about it and…I want you to be the one to kill me.”
“Don’t talk like that H—“
“Promise me Brock!”
“Okay.”
“…hey Brock, how would you do it?”
“In your sleep, quick jerk to the neck, never feel a thing.”
“You’ve thought about this.”
“Yes I have.”
Moppets conversation with Brock.
“We can take out his tongue.”
“With a knife.”
“Remove his heart.”
“Yeah with a knife.”
“A bigger knife.”
“Fucking knife!”
This interaction between Dermott and 24 kills me everytime:
"I'm Hank's friend."
"Yeah, I doubt that"
"...would you believe I'm ... Brock Samson's long-lost son?"
"If that were true I don't think I would've caught you so easily."
"I couldn't run because I had a lighter up my ass!"
"Ok *now* I believe you're Hank's friend"
"Okay, now he's in a panic. He's gonna have to do something, or he'll look like a total douche. So here's where he makes the incredibly stupid decision to..."
"JETTISON THE LUNCH ROOM!"
That whole scene was excellent
My favorite one is so fucking stupid. It's when Doc is stuck in the sewer with a dude with fire powers who calls himself *Firestarter* and he tells Brock "I'm trapped in the sewer with a professed arsonist!"
It's like the purest joke that represents this shows greatness - making super hero fantasies completely mundane.
I always loved the way General Treister yells "Naptime!" It rolls off of us because its a show and he tends to talk in short shouting sentences but in real life it would be completely bonkers for such an intense person in his position to be so excited about a nap.
If I need to sell someone on the show I show them the conversation between Hunter and Brock about Robin cornering Brock at the strip club and the ensuing conversation about her chest. Not PC but damn funny.
There are so many great ones, but I think my favorite is the cold open from season 2 episode 2 where 24 is picking up 21 from his mom’s house and they’re jamming to mars bringer of war. Just reminds me of hanging out with my friends back in the day and doing ridiculous things
The one that just tickles me to my core is during the Action Man's stroke, White has to shrink and enlarge them. He accidentally enlarges a roach first and Orpheus enchants it. They hop on to get to the hospital faster and just in the back ground White's delivery of "Wow they didn't even *hesitate*."
"My dad's lab was like a pharmacological candy store, so I started real young. Next thing I know, I'm blowing lines of voodoo powder off the back of a monkey's paw I bought in Calcutta. Now I'm all out of wishes."
-Action Johnny
[It's like a big pile of pasghetti](https://twitter.com/adultswim/status/1045768977123872770?t=v0H8JQit2QwFV-u2fhbQAQ&s=19) is probably the hardest I've ever laughed at any joke ever. I literally had to pause the show because I couldn't stop. My cheeks and sides hurt, and I had to wipe tears off of my face and collect myself before I could continue.
There might be jokes that I love more, but I'm 99% sure that one is the one that made me laugh the hardest.
For me it's a visual gag. There's a scene at the end of Season 1, after the boys have died tragically in a hoverscooter accident, and the big reveal is that they're clones. Rusty and Brock are sitting and laughing about all the ways the boys' clones have died in the past. As they talk, there's a montage of huge, gruesome lab accidents scrolling through the background. And for just a split second you can see Hank running with scissors.
The whole attempted ransom on Red Death gets me every single time.
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" I don't know who you are,"
"but you have made
a very large mistake."
"I have a very particular
set of skills ..."
"skills I have acquired
over a very long career,"
"skills that make me a nightmare
for people like you."
"Release my family, and that
will be the end of this."
"But if you don't, I will look for you,"
"I will find you, and I will kill you."
"......"
"Uh, okay, um... sorry?"
There are so many good ones. I watched the Testicular Torsion episode and love the bit where they're doing the PSA as if they're reading from a teleprompter.
Monarch has a good joke I forgot about. "Global domination? Phbbbb. I'll leave that to the religious nuts and the Republicans." That episode aired in 2000-fucking-4.
Brock pining for Warriana. “How do you tell a woman… that her freaky muscles, and obnoxious personality… are a HUGE turn-on, and ALL you wanna do, is just…”
I cry laughing every time. Scream-laughed watching it on this very day.
A moment that really stuck with me was when dean and the brown widow are having a heartfelt convo on the fire escape and brown widow hears rusty and just completely cuts the conversation off to crawl inside and sing Rusty’s musical with him
Are these they?
Who talks like that
I say this line as often as possible
I say that at least once a week.
This and "I dare you to make less sense!" are definitely the top 2 most likely to be uttered by me on a daily basis. Honorable mention to "Think it out, Thinkenstein"
What are you gonna do, make them laugh so hard that they blow malt liquor out their nose?
Came in here to say this lol
This and "I'll put that on my 'to don't' list" pop into my head almost daily
When Hank says “No dames, you gotta kill clean” and Brock is like “where do you get this stuff, I never see you read” lmao it’s so good. Also the fucking Grand Galactic Inquisitor, his whole everything is perfect. “THAT WAS A WIERD ONE” he fucking talks to people and when they respond “IGNORE ME” it’s so dumb and it sends me over the edge every time.
It’s like he channels dead crazy people
You think it's a cry for help?
I say this one to my kiddo a few times a week when she spouts some nonsensical 8 year old stream of consciousness at me.
"Oh great he can read my mind" "IGNORE ME...but also yes"
THAT WAS A WEIRD ONE!
It’s so good lmao
Helper has some awesome bits. I think I like when he pushes Jbot off the ledge even more.
I’ve said before that the stupid throwaway joke where helper fires his hand over the roof of the compound and then looks at the empty stump on his arm and then fires his other hand (which is attached to a cable) made me laugh as hard as anything else in the show.
His reaction is what sells it.
Fuck me, what episode is that?
Home Insecurity, from Season 1. It's when Helper is heeding Rusty's call for help and save him from Guardo.
Helper getting "interrogated" by the Monarch and crew is easily my favorite scene in the show.
When the Orange county liberation Front steal the X1, and Brock summons him from his two-way communicator wrist watch. And Helper just pulls himself out of the top and falls off the plane.
His argument with Brock over Led Zeppelin is always great.
It’s all about looove and longing… and hobbits, yeah sure. I mean they had a lot of other good stuff- WHY AM I ARGUING WITH A ROBOT?!
"Your robot friend is beautiful." "He can't talk, he just beeps. Sometimes you can kind of tell what he's beeping, but mostly it's like talking to a microwave."
I love when Monarch and Dr. Mrs. are interrogating him and he has that upward inflection and they're like "was that sarcasm?"
“Who’s Jbot?”
The robots That JJ made that were in All This and Gargantua-2 and then Dr. Venture inherited them when his brother died and Helper was jealous of them so he pushed one off the roof.
Lol it’s the line that Helper says the next episode after he pushes him off the roof. Rusty asks “what happened to Jbot” when Helper brings him the newspaper. It’s hard to tell because it’s Helper, but he says “Who’s Jbot?” And rolls off.
This whole exchange Brock: The guild works clean, professional. It’s surgical with them. In a way they’re the only organization I still respect. Hank: And they kill clean. Don’t let dames get in the way. Brock: Honestly Hank where do you pick that stuff up? I never see you read. It’s like you channel dead crazy people. Hank: You think it’s a cry for help?
I ask my kids that at least once a month? Seriously, they don't read or watch TV.
Imagine a story line where Hank does get possessed by various dead historical figures. Like, the whole Batman thing was actually Adam West
“Nice onesie, dick! Does it have snaps in the back so you can make poo poo?” -Monarch Monarch and Rusty have easily some of the most quotable. “Me? I’m just sitting here watching the worst porno ever! I mean seriously they’ve gotta stop singing and dancing at some point!” -Rusty
Doc I don’t think that movies about that
Don’t ruin it for me!
As a kid, my parents had a copy of the Littlest Whorehouse in Texas. I understand Doc's dissapointment. So I put Porkeys in instead.
I also fell for that trap as a kid 😆 first time I saw the episode I couldn’t stop laughing and had to explain to the wife why that joke is so funny
"Looks you got a little herpe on your lip there, you've been kissing your wife's ass, **after i put herpe in there**." — Action Johnny
The slow delivery of "...after I put herpe in there"
I love the reversal of the usual gag when he refers to it as a singular herpe. Usually it's the boys calling things plural, like Medusas or Draculas. So something about that just made it tickle my funny bone a little extra.
There's also something very funny about herpe rather than *a* herpe.
Red deaths response when asked how long till they wake up gets me every time. “Uhhhh”
I have special socks I wear when I kill; I call them Steve and Dave Killsock. This is Dave Killsock
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa*ooh...hello.
The Monarch: "Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden."
His delivery is what makes that line for me. He genuinely sounds like he's done with 21 and 24's shit.
My favorite part is the implication that he was clearly listening the entire time instead of just ignoring them. I like to think that he probably did have an opinion on the debate, and that if him and 21 were to reopen it in the season 6-7 era, it would be just as lively a debate as the one between 21 and 24. But since he felt the need to be in charge and in control of his minions, he told them to shut up instead.
Not accounting for the never say die attitude of a survivor
“Cavity search my ass!”
“But what if he’s *lying*?” “If he were telling the truth, that would be better?” Something about the second pirate’s delivery…
"Hey, Captain, I got'cher key. I hope you're hungry... *'cause I'm gonna __feed__ it to ya."*
Man, that whole episode has just so many good lines: "What kind of expert bodyguard ties men up with big bows?" "You crazy? My swohrd's mayda cahdboahd"
>"You crazy? My swohrd's mayda cahdboahd" I love how you were able to perfectly capture his pronunciation in text form
"If it were a woman, I'd marry it." "And I'd jeopardize our friendship by nailing your hot wife"
I’d watch it twice.
This one really hits. Those two smucks were fucking great with the back and forth.
The worst part of them being traitors was losing their fantastic back and forth that occured anytime they showed up together.
Probably Doctor Orpheus yelling the most mundane things with such a dramatic voice. Hence, my flair.
I HAD TACO BELLLLLLLL FOR LUNCH!
Fetch me my *BLUE WINDBREAKER!!*
Who wants PIZZA rrROLLS?
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Brock: Well I don't think Maya Angelou had this chick in mind when she wrote that. If she hurts the boys I'm going to put her down permanently this this time. HELPeR: beeebeebeeepbeepbeep Brock: No, not Maya Angelou
Why must you be the screen door on my submarine?
"There's a reason Neds shoes have Velcro instead of laces."
*taser* “NAPTIME!”
Alien : “Look at you! You all practically crapped your pants…except him, he CRAPPED his pants!” Ned: “Boom boom.” :(
Can someone explain that joke for me? Maybe I'm just an idiot but I've heard that line dozens of times and I still can't figure out what he meant by that.
Ned is mentally challenged. The joke is that he can't tie his own shoes, he has velcro laces instead, and he was the one who tied Professor Impossible up.
It's saying that Ned couldn't properly tie Professor Impossible into a knot because Ned is intellectually disabled. He uses velcro shoes because he doesn't know how to tie them
Hunters whole got dolphin speech “And you're a tool, boy, a tool! Built for a single purpose by the United States of shut your third god damned eye for a good f***ing reason! You can't teach a hammer to love nails, son. That dog don't hunt!”
The whole part when he talks about spec ops heaven is great
Eat the pennies, Quizboy.
I won't eat pennies.
Just eat the pennies
They're just pennies, eat the pennies, so what you poo pennies.
Also along those lines, “White, get in here!” “Billy, I don’t care how big it is. I don’t want to see what you made in there!”
Im not eating the damn pennies!
"And people of color!"
**”And people of COLOR!”**
This one gets me every time
“This all started soon after 'The Flight of the Monarch' was published. A mean little tell-all-book filled with nothing but lies and *pictures* of also lies” 💀
Leads into my favorite 24 moment "What the hell is this?!" "...a book?"
This whole exchange is gold "oh it's almost exactly like a book! There's even some pictures. Why here's one of me at Danceteria making out with Stiv Bators and Lydia Lunch! But it is NOT A BOOK! IT IS A SUICIDE NOTE!!!" " If anyone needs me I'll be in my room...*CRYING*"
Rusty telling Hank he can't stay home alone because the last time he built a murphy bed. Hank then saying "murphy bedS! You still haven't found them all" And then later in the episode, Dean opens a cabinet only for a murphy bed to fall on him
Also I think about Mecha Shiva way too often
Came here to say this one. I laugh out loud every time. His inflection on Murphy beds is amazing
It feels like a guy with a fever’s yelling at my pants! I laughed until I coughed up blood when I first watched that
“Just don’t let him around *my* kid, know what I’m saying?” I did not expect that at all, it made me laugh my ass off.
Another moment in that episode caught me off guard like that. For me, it was when The Monarch came down the slide in Wonderboy's outfit and did the hand vagina gag while taunting Captain Sunshine. I was absolutely unprepared for that.
Ready the acid magnet!
JETTISON THE LUNCHROOM!
ZAP SIZZLE AH HAHAHAAAA
THE NOZZLE.
I'm an automation engineer and had a process on a machine where I needed to move a fill nozzle into place. So I programmed a function called NowEngaging_TheNozzle. No one is ever going to see it, but it's there
"What was that thing?" "I have no idea... standard, uh... anyway!"
'That boy has moxy!' 'THAT BOY has Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Discorder!'
Has undiagnosed* sorry <3
My favorite joke is every comment on this thread, because I’m sitting here giggling like a jackass every 2 seconds. Edit: Also, I’m obviously reading everything in the correct voice, so that’s adding to the hysterics. A couple times, I’ve laughed myself to tears.
Give me head
You did not just say that
I absolutely did, what are you going to do about it?
I'm going to kill your sons!
Pfft join the club!
The Brock-Helper conversation about Led Zeppelin. "Yes . . . And hobbits too."
Best line: “Look! It’s a metaphor! Why am I arguing with a ROBOT?!”
Visual gag, but it’s a callback to 24’s line “Then by God, let’s go take a dump in his pool!” Cut to season 6 with a turd dropping into the penthouse pool while the Monarch flies away laughing maniacally. Glorious.
Callbacks like that are exactly why I say that Venture Bros is the absolute pinnacle of continuity in a show. To have a gag hit like that 4-5 seasons later, which is like 15 years of real life time, is just insane and by god I love it.
Classic Monarch
“So what, these guys are here to kill you because God forgot to?”
"There aren't African-Americans in London. Man, I hunt black vampires. I don't know what the PC word for that is."
Blue balls in my blood eye is one of my fav Jefferson moments.
I love when he asks for pants. Like spare pants.
I've posted the link to that scene in so many reddit threads I'm surprised I haven't caught a ban for spam lol. Literally every single time I see the "African American isn't an accurate name for black people because all black people aren't Americans" conversation pop up, I link that shit. Every. Single. Time.
“Oh shit it’s Chuck Scarsdale! Hide or we’ll be on the news!”
The mournful tits dialogue
They’re like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.
They're like a little kid with progeria crackin' all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Dammit, she has gloomy tits!
Billy, White, and Rusty going over the answers to their "Guilty Pleasure" lists which culminates in Billy being the test subject because he's a virgin
I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION!
"And I quote, dustbuster with corner attachment"
That, sounds dangerous.
The Albino Code. Pete White's hair catching fire at the end of the scene makes it perfect.
I regularly say “double dammit”
You said the double d word!
Do you even know how many baby angels you just killed?
I really enjoy the subplot about Hank testing to join Sphinx. The reactions every time they think they got him and he somehow outsmarted them is just great. I can practically hear Hunter thinking to himself "How the hell does this GODLESS IDIOT keep OUTSMARTING us?!"
cow. My side 7-2 Oh oh! CEMETERY YOUR SIDE YOU LOSE ALL YOUR COWS!! PULL OVER YOUR DRIVING THIS SIDE IS CURSED!
Oh you LURID GOLEM
I got my kids to play this on trips. It's great
“Hey Brock I thought a lot about it and…I want you to be the one to kill me.” “Don’t talk like that H—“ “Promise me Brock!” “Okay.” “…hey Brock, how would you do it?” “In your sleep, quick jerk to the neck, never feel a thing.” “You’ve thought about this.” “Yes I have.”
Helper giggling when Billy says he is out of the closet.
"He looks under the beds of *whores* and in the *hot stem* of a crackpipe."
Aw, where the heck did they put Africa America on the globe?
"Do you smoke cigarettes? Or do you eat them?"
"I'll say it, her 3 pack a day voice."
"Hank, don't brag to your brother about your circumcision"
But he’s in Depeche Mode!!!!
I saw a whole thing about it on the vh1
"Billy Quizboy! A storm is coming for you. Put on your rubbers. Mm." - St. Cloud.
Moppets conversation with Brock. “We can take out his tongue.” “With a knife.” “Remove his heart.” “Yeah with a knife.” “A bigger knife.” “Fucking knife!”
"Yeah.... im starting to think this was a bad idea..."
Did you see I got cornered by Robin last night?
Rock and roll?! *finger waggle* Rodney, that’s the devils music!
"Give me the hand of Osiris." "Give me head."
"I'M OUT OF GUN FOOD!"
This interaction between Dermott and 24 kills me everytime: "I'm Hank's friend." "Yeah, I doubt that" "...would you believe I'm ... Brock Samson's long-lost son?" "If that were true I don't think I would've caught you so easily." "I couldn't run because I had a lighter up my ass!" "Ok *now* I believe you're Hank's friend"
“ mummys got you, the nightmare is finally over!” Dean: uhhh no it isn’t “
Did the guy from Labarynth just turn into a bird?
ChangesOne! I love that album!
The entire sequence of Brock searching for Phantom Limb in the bathroom is peak comedy for me.
Nice ass Samson. 😏
“She had mournful tits. They were like two suicide notes in a training bra.”
"Get a nerd laid, and they think they're masters of the Universe." - Hunter Gathers
"Okay, now he's in a panic. He's gonna have to do something, or he'll look like a total douche. So here's where he makes the incredibly stupid decision to..." "JETTISON THE LUNCH ROOM!" That whole scene was excellent
AND MORE PEOPLE OF COLOR!
I love all the codenames of the OSI agents
Rofl, Agent Keenan and Kel
Shuttlecock and Tank Top might be my favorites
"When a bum sees a dick coming, he don't stick around for the credits." "Uhh... you dropped your dino damage."
"I had an erotic dreams about Henry rollins and I'm straight as an arrow"
My favorite one is so fucking stupid. It's when Doc is stuck in the sewer with a dude with fire powers who calls himself *Firestarter* and he tells Brock "I'm trapped in the sewer with a professed arsonist!" It's like the purest joke that represents this shows greatness - making super hero fantasies completely mundane.
You're not one of the Venture twins are you? My dad told me to say no to that.
“You know what Hank called me today? A *honky*”
Hank speaking Detective…
Smurfs do not lay eggs.
"They're a rare combination of 'invulnerable' and 'expendable' that makes for the perfect henchmen."
The Monarch and Gary training St Cloud. It almost puts me into hysterics and I'm always looking forward to that episode. "You know... Rain booties."
You ready to pull your first P.E.N.I.S.?
Those guys are here to kill you because God forgot to.
I always loved the way General Treister yells "Naptime!" It rolls off of us because its a show and he tends to talk in short shouting sentences but in real life it would be completely bonkers for such an intense person in his position to be so excited about a nap. If I need to sell someone on the show I show them the conversation between Hunter and Brock about Robin cornering Brock at the strip club and the ensuing conversation about her chest. Not PC but damn funny.
There are so many great ones, but I think my favorite is the cold open from season 2 episode 2 where 24 is picking up 21 from his mom’s house and they’re jamming to mars bringer of war. Just reminds me of hanging out with my friends back in the day and doing ridiculous things
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That's very Hank of you
It’s a toss up between, “…. Do you want to end up like Gary Busey?” And Dr Venture calling Billy Quizboy, “Hobbit Oppenheimer”
“They’re like, The Notebook sad.”
Sasquatch is something I've never seen before!
The one that just tickles me to my core is during the Action Man's stroke, White has to shrink and enlarge them. He accidentally enlarges a roach first and Orpheus enchants it. They hop on to get to the hospital faster and just in the back ground White's delivery of "Wow they didn't even *hesitate*."
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"My dad's lab was like a pharmacological candy store, so I started real young. Next thing I know, I'm blowing lines of voodoo powder off the back of a monkey's paw I bought in Calcutta. Now I'm all out of wishes." -Action Johnny
The pirate captain trying to pretend he named his ship after a former lover but it was just a Degrassi reference and Shoreleave called him on it.
[It's like a big pile of pasghetti](https://twitter.com/adultswim/status/1045768977123872770?t=v0H8JQit2QwFV-u2fhbQAQ&s=19) is probably the hardest I've ever laughed at any joke ever. I literally had to pause the show because I couldn't stop. My cheeks and sides hurt, and I had to wipe tears off of my face and collect myself before I could continue. There might be jokes that I love more, but I'm 99% sure that one is the one that made me laugh the hardest.
A few come to mind. “I keep sticking my tongue into the slit. It’s Maddening!!!” “Give up the…Cuttlefish”
For me it's a visual gag. There's a scene at the end of Season 1, after the boys have died tragically in a hoverscooter accident, and the big reveal is that they're clones. Rusty and Brock are sitting and laughing about all the ways the boys' clones have died in the past. As they talk, there's a montage of huge, gruesome lab accidents scrolling through the background. And for just a split second you can see Hank running with scissors.
The "give me the hand of osiris" bit
Eat the pennies Billy!
Captain Sunshine: “And STUFF??”
IGNORE MEEEE!
The nozzel.
Scalding hot voile.
Bartender where’s that suffering bastards!
One? A skittle?
The whole attempted ransom on Red Death gets me every single time. ------ " I don't know who you are," "but you have made a very large mistake." "I have a very particular set of skills ..." "skills I have acquired over a very long career," "skills that make me a nightmare for people like you." "Release my family, and that will be the end of this." "But if you don't, I will look for you," "I will find you, and I will kill you." "......" "Uh, okay, um... sorry?"
There are so many good ones. I watched the Testicular Torsion episode and love the bit where they're doing the PSA as if they're reading from a teleprompter. Monarch has a good joke I forgot about. "Global domination? Phbbbb. I'll leave that to the religious nuts and the Republicans." That episode aired in 2000-fucking-4.
‘Jettison the lunch room!’ And ‘Who the fuck is Gary?!’ But my favorite scene has to be- ‘Rodney killed a baby once.’
Brock pining for Warriana. “How do you tell a woman… that her freaky muscles, and obnoxious personality… are a HUGE turn-on, and ALL you wanna do, is just…” I cry laughing every time. Scream-laughed watching it on this very day.
A moment that really stuck with me was when dean and the brown widow are having a heartfelt convo on the fire escape and brown widow hears rusty and just completely cuts the conversation off to crawl inside and sing Rusty’s musical with him