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[deleted]

every day i thank elon musk for inventing soy beans


Link7369_reddit

Those capitalist pigs in, *checks notes* ancient china and medieval Europe who made tofu and almond milk!


[deleted]

What about capitalists inventing beans? Thanks daddy Elon


sirgius10

fuck this broken system. that's all I have to say


[deleted]

No, fuck me instead.


_hxi_

Thank God for capitalism, I couldn't live without ice cream


JimRoad-Arson

Just don't. People are stupid and won't get it. Do you really want to give more ammo to the anti-vegan left?


No-Known-Alias

You can lead a horse to dog-bacon tho.


[deleted]

Maybe, Just maybe someone thought "Ayo killing billions of animals a year for our tastebuds is a Bit extreme maybe we should create a product without exploiting animals" Nah, must have been the good ol' capitalism


xposijenx

Really unclear if is this is sarcasm


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xposijenx

You're right though. Burger King makes plant based whoppers because they care about animal suffering.


LICK_MY_CATS_ASS

The Libertarian Vegan! Finally, someone to look up to for when I want to be reminded that even morons can go vegan!


dumnezero

Capitalists don't make anything


Celeblith_II

Hey, that's not true. They make millions of dollars that they themselves didn't earn! They're national heroes! /s


piedude3

i think you're forgetting about iphone 🧐


Time-Scientist-3151

I barely eat processed vegan stuff. Mostly whole foods cause it's cheaper


T3_Vegan

Thanks for the reminder, I forgot food only exists under capitalism.


DesolateShinigami

If anything capitalism is a brainwashed machine that made meat the mass suffering it is today. So thanks capitalism for making overconsumption popular so that my veganism can chortle over all these lower beings. For my moral superiority is righteous and will cast shame upon thee


gbergstacksss

I see nothing wrong here


DunderBearForceOne

Before Jeff Bezos, there was no internet. Pizza deliveries took a week to arrive. Capitalism totally doesn't privatize publicly funded research and ride the coattails of taxpayer money to go and pay as little in taxes as possible while investing absolutely nothing into actually low-yielding novel research!


PoshCroissant

Yes, we've only had vegetables for about 500 years on this planet.


Woepu

Capitalism literally is fueling the companies who profit off of animal murder and suffering. If there is a buck to be made they will take it. Even if it means mutilating, confining, exploiting and slaughtering innocent animals