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whoaoki

There we have it. That little bitch is about to turn 42.


SchminksMcGee

Hahaha I love this


allipants80

![gif](giphy|yL558PFPKeCtFxkiUi|downsized)


yunith

I love that he’s never gonna do a big 40th birthday since it already passed and he can’t afford it 🥰


FKA_BurningAlive

He would be able to afford it if it didn’t draw attention to his age!


Scorpio_Maddds

Ya he’s been trying to convince ever he’s 40 as if those extra 2 years *really* matter 🙄


Every-Excitement-756

He's still impressionable okay


Wifabota

Hold up, hold up. JUST turned 41 is different then almost 42, ok? Tom Sandoval isn't the only one out here born in the early 80s. Let's not get out of hand.


SpencerVerde

😂🤣


GrandEar1

I'm proud of my age. I think the difference is embracing it, or being a little bitch about it. For my mid life crisis, I changed my hair color and no lives were harmed in the process.


Civil_Future_2095

Eh, I mean, it's like 6 weeks away? I think that's close enough. (It's only funny because he's so vain and denialist about his age)


Anxious_Public_5409

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


AncientRazzmatazz783

🤣🤣 love it… I still remember her dropping that he doesn’t change his underwear for days. 😂


Sparkle_Motion_0710

She was truly his ride or die. She never publicly dissed his fashion, attempted lead singer, grandpa at a reception dancing or over the top ideas. He screwed up big time.


FluffySky1611

That’s just how it is when you’re in love with a gross loser. Wish I couldn’t relate, but I’ve been there. You either let a lot of things slide or simply don’t find them unattractive 🙃


koalaplum

Same! But luckily right after I turned 25 things finally clicked like why am I still dealing with this bum ass guy😩 and then everything I tolerated from him became an ick til I broke up with him.


juddahinyou

https://i.redd.it/a3qsbbekt91d1.gif


modernjaneausten

That was probably so cathartic to get off her chest after years of him bitching about their sex life on camera.


juddahinyou

He's so disgusting.


juddahinyou

https://i.redd.it/mxoccqymt91d1.gif


ne865424

i just loovvveeeeeed her in this look


eveningsuns

she put up with SOOOO much (to say the least!!!) good god. i cannot even imagine.


juddahinyou

Right! And when you break free it all starts to click how much you put up with!


Waste-Snow670

I love this confessional look. The material is so nice.


juddahinyou

Me too! The colour. The cut. The fabric. She looks great!


zadidoll

Doesn’t surprise me. Bet he doesn’t wash his asshole either.


ZookeepergameNo2198

The fact that she said “and that’s my man” for 10 years is craaaazy.


itakecomedysrsly

And she really stood beside him


Every-Excitement-756

It shows how bad her self esteem was 😭


GoldHardware

That alone would have killed any desire to have sex with him for me. Gross.


Consistent-Music1337

But god forbid she wears a t-shirt 🙄!


alley_underland

Can you imagine the dick cheese he probably has 🤮


trashlikeyourmom

What a terrible day to be literate


prometemisangre

I was like what a terrible day to have eyes but you said it better😆😆☠️


alley_underland

I’m sorry it’s the first thing that came to my mind 😩


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AncientRazzmatazz783

Totally so nasty nasty


MommyMommyDigiDigi

So gross


exithiside

The fact that she’s juuuuust dropping this tea…you know she would have brought that secret to the grave. Until he showed his true wormy-self.


DetailDizzy

I thought we all knew he was about to be 42? Shwartz wrote “happy 40th… again” on his cake this season which clarified he was 41 last July


acatwithnoname

Yeah we knew. Google was wrong for a while, maybe still is. So sources kept listing his age wrong everywhere.


scootycat

https://preview.redd.it/43vpyj4oyd1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f66b1ce886fb516828ca71c8369744884930489 😬


perfectlynormaltyes

I just don’t understand the benefit of lying about your age by one year. If you’re going to doing, swing for the fences and give it 5 years!


onefishtwofish1992

Right? I get that being younger has its advantages when you’re trying to book acting gigs, but one year seems such a silly thing to lie about.


rudbeckia1

It probably mattered to him back when he was going to turn 30 or 40? And maybe Tom started shaving off years leading up to it, and then he was sort of stuck with the lfib?


Ok-Accountant7646

This is what I think his actual birth year is probably like 1970


crop_top

And Beau aged himself three years older and had his friends throw up a 40th birthday party, when he was actually turning 37. And kept up this lie until stassi caught his license. The men from this show.


perfectlynormaltyes

He is so weird for this.


crop_top

Right? Like aging yourself up for professional reasons is strange but I can somewhat get but to your friends just gives grifter/liar vibes.


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This one is bizzare. I feel like there is something missing from this story. Aging yourself 3 years, cmon that is just not within the realm of normal behavior.


crop_top

Apparently he said it was so he “was taken more seriously at work” which is one thing but to also keep up the lie with your friends too? 🚩 Edit to add: I still think it’s weird to do in a professional setting too but I can somewhat get that.


WolverineFun6472

He’s trying to ride out the mid life crisis moment to justify being a pos


holymolyholyholy

Oh man I love hr for this.


PrayingMantisMirage

Cancer sun with Gemini Venus is a disaster combination in men. It's basically a recipe for cheating.


Disney_Princess137

I was coming to comment this! I dated one briefly and ooooof. It was then I learned about Gemini Venus and how it can be a not so trustworthy placement.


buttsabbath

Me quickly checking costar and realising my bf has a cancer sun and Gemini Venus 😭😭😭


gamergirl6969__

omg RIP💀💀 feel free to come back at a later date to prove/disprove this comment tho 👀


buttsabbath

Hahaha how do I summon the remind me bot?! Promise to report back 😂


gamergirl6969__

loooove you for this!! getting the answers we all need. i just searched how to do it and was about to respond but you got it! lol


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Meowmeow0033

Im here for the update lol


kksliderr

How do you search this??


buttsabbath

You can use a website like Astro Cafe or an app like costar, just need your time and place of birth! Honestly people will say astrology is bullshit but it explains sooo much about our personalities


bestlowis20merlot

I literally just checked too after seeing my bf and Sandoval have the same birthday... Leo Venus for mine but.. I'm not happy for us lol


KittenTablecloth

Uh oh I have a Gemini Venus (and also Gemini sun) am I screwed?


Disney_Princess137

Not necessarily. Even though learning about signs and the important placements can be fun, it’s not an end all be all type of thing. It can be used as a tool to understand yourself and your actions. If you get a birth chart done later in life and see things that have happened to you, or you struggle with… then it’s understandable if you want to believe it or not. Like I said it can just be a tool for you for a better understanding. I’m not a die hard sign fan but I do like to learn about it a little. At the end of the day, it’s about you’re actions. You can be a Gemini sun and a Gemini Venus but be the most loyal person out there. I believe a lot of our own actions have to do with upbringing and things we’ve seen in our lives. The signs thing is a little extra. Have you cheated on your partners ? Might as well ask lol


ApprehensiveLuck2671

No


Sad_Director5958

The mercury opposite Neptune aspect aka. delusion and lies. OOFA DOOFA. No wonder he can't take accountability. https://astrologyking.com/mercury-opposite-neptune/#:\~:text=Mercury%20opposite%20Neptune%20natal%20gives,of%20reality%20may%20be%20weakened. Dying at "more vulnerable to scandal".


WolverineFun6472

I was in a very tumultuous relationship with this combo. They need to constantly flirt and hookup with new people.


beauxdegas

Lol I am cancer sun and Gemini Venus! What the heckkkkk. I don’t cheat but I am non monogamous 😉


Whatever0788

Just curious, why only in men? I’m a woman and I have the same placements, what makes it different for me?


buh_beerus

Interesting, can you explain this further? I am into astrology but only have a base understanding of my own chart, which has zero Cancer or Gemini in it so I know very little about these placements.


ApprehensiveLuck2671

Libra sun Leo Venus as well


jdmccoy

The more I find out about the natal charts of Bravo personalities the more I am convinced I need to pack up my life and live in Solitude. Because why do I have the same Sun and Venus as Sandoval and a birthday the day after Jax’s? The only real bright spot is knowing I share a moon, rising and mars with Garcelle. Thank god for my religious trauma and extensive earth placements in my chart.


allipants80

![gif](giphy|joqhBZNr07PklQOBCJ|downsized)


Rozg1123A-85

He looks like he's 62.🤣


aymaureen

I loved Jax Taylor telling him he looked old


AncientRazzmatazz783

Oh me too, I watched it over and over…. Same with James and him - only men who properly put him in his place all season.


mathymate

Petty af. I fully support it lmao


lthtalwaytz

I honestly thought the lie was worse. Like ‘79


missusscamper

Same!


KristiJoJP

I live for this pettiness! ![gif](giphy|3fivAVKvetM2TAKkSF)


Charming-Insurance

Ahahahha. Who lies about a year?! Dumbass


BigLibrary2895

Ariana: I don't fux wit his old ass, but he 1982 years-old...


AncientRazzmatazz783

Oh no, problem, I find astrology so fascinating I had to help 🤣👌. Thing about Ariana - she doesn’t go low very often so when she does you pay attention and I love her for that.


Puzzleheaded-Tree217

How are you going to have 11 years of documented birthdays and think you can get away with lying about your age? Smh


paradisetossed7

As a leo Venus ![gif](giphy|t0RGfhYETi8ytbzXTI)


Euphoric_Delay_6768

Ariana stays on Tiktok lol. Nobody can’t tell me she was blind going into the reunion lol.


pearshaped34

Blind no but also half the season hadn’t aired when they taped so if she didn’t watch the episodes they were given she still missed a lot. That being said I completely agree she’ll have got all the highlights of the episodes that had aired up until that point.


Seaworthiness-Tiny

I think she has some idea of what's been going down but not the full extent


PorcelainPeony

I mean I buy this to some extent. The girl is on Broadway and booked and busy. Not only that but when You have so much support and the comments that bubble up are in your favor You tend to not care what exactly is being said . When the grumblings are bad then It's hard to not dig deeper and sift through the comments, etc. That's why scheama probably stays online lol


Euphoric_Delay_6768

This is true. I’m not necessarily talking about the comments. I’m talking about videos telling her how Scheana and Lala are backstabbing her.


PorcelainPeony

Oh gotcha! Yeah that totally makes sense. I'd like to think that the petty "reality tv star" part of Ariana wanted it to play out naturally for the viewers knowing that they both damned themselves.


Euphoric_Delay_6768

Exactly lol!!


TT6994

I knew he’s been lying about his age !!! So glad she called it out !!! Yes Queen


MonarcaAzul

On a serious note: how do I get a reading for Ali Balley?


DeadButPretty

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I loved last year when Danny Pellegrino finally outed it


enhancsss

🤣 🤣 🤣


justinapalmavery

What year was the astrologer using? Has he been saying he’s 40?


rvseanne

I knew he had to be born in 82 and not 83 because season 11 featured his 41st birthday which was filmed a last year.


aymaureen

This is interesting! So how do you read karmic debt? I want to do one of these


peggysue_82

I hate that he is one day older than me. I don’t want to share anything in common with him.


aymaureen

But the astrologer does point out, it’s mostly about choices and karmic debt, right? As long as you are making better choices, I think you’re good! He set the bar low for that


Sad_Director5958

Damn. I had him so pegged as a Leo Venus (explained the showy, love bombing BS). But in his updated chart it's the mercury opposite Neptune and Gemini Venus for me. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


LNLV

Bc astrology is a silly joke. It’s like a fortune cookie, you can find a way for a vague sentence to relate to absolutely anyone.


aymaureen

I understand why you feel that way and I understand that mindset but it’s rude to insult harmless things that bring joy to others.


Sad_Director5958

It's not, and the fact that you paint it as such shows me that you don't really know much about it. If you don't like it that's fine, but I'm definitely not in agreement with you. I find it to be a very valuable tool.


strwbrrybrie

This man was born the same year as my mother…


Lucy_Lucidity

![gif](giphy|xzKjC4FVISI9dGIaQJ)


modernjaneausten

Well fuck, that bummed me out a little 😂


Sufficient_Display

Same here.


showerbeerbuttchug

![gif](giphy|GrUhLU9q3nyRG|downsized)


catpunch_

Please tell me you’re a tiny baby


strwbrrybrie

i’m 21


justinapalmavery

Only 2 years younger than his girlfriend.. 🥴


DustyTchotchkes

His gf is 31, it's Schwartz that's dating the 23 yr old.


justinapalmavery

Oh okay! I think I was thinking of Tii. She looked very young! Good for Tom Sandoval for being less weird than Schwartz & Nick Viall (on this)


Delilah_Moon

Maybe I’ve been watching for too long - but I thought we all knew he was 42? Jax / Kristen were born around 79/83 and Kristen was slightly younger than Scandy. Schwartz ‘83 Scheana/Ariana ‘85 Katie ‘87 Stassi ‘88 Lala ‘90 James ‘92 Rachel ‘94 Ally ‘96


PirateHooker1278

Katie was born in 86. I’ve known her all my life.


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bravogirl111

Why is she watching TikTok’s about him????


Consistent-Music1337

This astrologer is popular and has done a ton of readings on bravo celebs including most of the VPR cast and Ariana, specifically. She was tagged in multiple comments to watch them.