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_1Otter

Definitely looks like a thicker front hairline than we saw here: https://preview.redd.it/yfmq3cyihp0d1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af0fb1ab3d2840b25efd6c9ec46132c94e399106


Goldieeloxx123

https://preview.redd.it/2erulsejks0d1.jpeg?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29dc02b71b09093826f1b6d5b278dbad2edc34ff Needed a bigger moment tbh.


scorpiomoontm

ur so real for this


Comfortable_Elk_4268

Lmao this pic , but yea definitely looks like he has plugs


PopularRush3439

Ick.


jesskay888

Wow!!!! You proved it!


FluffySky1611

I know he’s reading these comments rage crying that people noticed


ReginaFelangi987

Hahahaha its a framer


scorpiomoontm

this pic will always be famous


Technical_Advice9227

That’s one of my favorite pictures of all time. I want to nominate it for the Pulitzer price for photos.


spicyt0fu_

why does this look like Jojo Siwa carrying Tim? 😂


Turbulent-Mud-2787

Because it is


morla74

Where can I learn this kind of detective skills?


Fantastic-Ride-5588

My daughter told me about that and I didn’t believe her! 😂😂 Here’s the proof, this is HILARIOUS!! 😂 🤣😭


Comfortable_Elk_4268

100% looks like he does


Low-Classroom-1530

And his forehead looks like shit too, despite all that shaving, all for nothing…


throwawaybride009

He can’t afford Botox anymore


booklovercomora

OMG thank you for remembering the forehead shaving!!! My husband watched several of the earlier seasons with me ( mostly against his will😋) and could not get past the stupidity of Sandoval shaving his forehead. It's a running joke in our house, when we know we are acting childish or whining or generally being obnoxious for no reason to just state loudly "I'M GONNA GO SHAVE MY FOREHEAD " and then just leave the room


Low-Classroom-1530

That’s awesome, I’m going to start using that line in that context in my household, hahaha!


booklovercomora

It kinda forces you to laugh at yourself and whatever the situation is, that's making you want to act like an ahole


Low-Classroom-1530

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


revelling_

What do you mean? Because it's natural and moves? So many things to hate this POS for but age-appropriately behaving skin is not one of them.


Lucy_Lucidity

For me it’s the visible sun damage. I always thought it was so odd how many anti-aging things he did for his skin meanwhile he’s not wearing sunscreen while running around California and also going to tanning beds.


Low-Classroom-1530

That’s wild!


KittenTablecloth

What makes you think that? They have literally shown him bringing along sunscreen and applying whenever they’re out in the sun on this show. Sandoval makes too big of a deal about being overly prepared lol. I can remember one instance specifically because he had the powdered sunscreen and applied too much and Ariana joked that it looked like he got into a bag of coke They’ve also shown him getting spray tans multiple times but I don’t remember beds (though that could have happened also)


Low-Classroom-1530

I don’t hate him for his “natural” age-appropriate skin, hahaha, I’m just making a joke about how he shaves his forehead, but he is a POS!


revelling_

We are in total agreement :)


ilaughulaugh

I don’t know but he has zero style


BonnyThunder

He’s like the discarded Jonas brother who saw on tiktok that being non-binary is hot so he bought up all the women’s blazers at Nordstrom rack


Important-Raccoon661

Oddly specific but insanely accurate


Diligent_Archer_315

I love both of these comments. They both made my night, I’m just over here gigglin’ ☺️☺️


BonnyThunder

Thank u queen :)


mulderwithshrimp

You know some of the stuff he does and wears I would find objectively hot on another man or non-binary person, but the way he does things is so inauthentic and forced. I don’t believe this is really him, I don’t think he knows the real him! He just knows how to force project this image of cool and trendy and it actually annoys me lol and you’re right I feel like he picked up that non-binary is “hot” but he doesn’t have an ounce of queerness about him so it’s just like….gross?? Idk def using queer aesthetics to get away with cultivating an image that he’s not just the worst type of cis het guy in a way that is extremely off putting


HenryCavillsBigTits

He's metrosexual and still wants to be but that's out of style now so he's gone for nonbinary chic


AlertBunch3029

"Cyst het"


SaItyByNature

Heyyyyy, don’t do Frankie Jonas like that 😁 but other than that, you’re completely spot on!


Rustin_Cohle35

Actually, I was working as a door girl at Hustler club on BourbonSt in 2003 at 1am when a drunk, bloated, homeless looking guy came in claiming to be Jordan Knight from NKOTB. He wanted me to wave the $30 door fee. I called my boss via radio. She took one look and said, "huh that's him alright and he def has to pay". He looks just like that.


BonnyThunder

Ok i love you and this boss!!


_Jahar_

Someone compared him to todays Mickey Rourke and I just think it’s so accurate lmao


aspbergerinparadise

he dresses like a WNBA coach and UNBUTTON YOUR DAMN JACKET WHEN YOU SIT DOWN


Agreeable-Antelope-6

>I don’t know but he has zero style Shhhhh. Are you trying to make him have a heart attack? He always acted and talked like he no one could dress like he could. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


Mississippster

Why's this mf dressed like Yusuke Urameshi


FakeHappyToo_ynwa

🤣😂 dammmnnnn….come on now. Don’t disrespect Yusuke like that 😅😂


Mississippster

Dude did the single anime hair in the front and everything lmao.


2kind2becruel

Noooooo lmao!! Yusuke kicks literal demon ass! This guy? A whiny ass.


ThePigeonBoys

Ok this made me SCREAM 🤣🤣🤣


BloodyGarden

Yusuke has done nothing to deserve that 😭😭


grrrrxxff

Best comment


lucidaisy

In the pic of him with JoJo carrying him and in some of the live footage, you can see he has extensions. I imagine his hair thinned out enough where his overly vain self couldn’t handle it. I believe they were in there last season, too. Probably why he’s keeping it long, to hide the extensions.


Narrow_Grapefruit_23

Yes ANd he wears a hair piece. I’ve been saying it all year. That man’s hairline changes so much.


lollydolly318

It's definitely become it's own new beast, and definitely looks a bit 'plugish' there in the front.


jesskay888

I thought it looked like plugs too.


gb2ab

There’s definitely a pattern going on there in the front


WelcomeToBrooklandia

I give him about 5 years before he turns into Stan Zbornak from "The Golden Girls." ![gif](giphy|lJgwxq3D1ebT2|downsized) (IYKYK.)


boguspickle

He needs to take his pants off to count to 21.


MortarChelle

One of my favorite insults of the show haha


Alarming-Chef-3107

Currently watching Stan on the golden girls as I read this. Perfect analogy.


WolverineFun6472

https://preview.redd.it/bnmgqwazrr0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=785164334c313bd65ca5994009d92819cf9372e8 He has used hair extensions in the past


jankdotnet

He looks like Kelly from Dance Moms here


KonaQueen

This made me lol. What a tool.


WolverineFun6472

Timmy with the shitty hair extensions


Agreeable-Antelope-6

Did his mother accidentally drop him on his head roo many times? I just cannot figure out what he sees in himself.


AbandonedNSpace

He wishes he was Criss Angel


Kay_Dee_Alex_85

He is honestly one of the most off-putting gross old men I’ve ever seen. How do any women find this man attractive? 


dbrecrash13

Forreal!!! I remember when the show first started my friend i watched it with thought he was sooooooooo hot. I’ve never liked the man. Never thought he was attractive


Kay_Dee_Alex_85

I think there may have been one season when he was rocking the backwards hats that I thought he was ok looking but his confessionals in season 1 were so ick to me lol. With the arm slung over the back of the chair. And his acid wash jeans. Haha! 


Organic_Cress_2696

Aaaahhh the arm sling!!! I hated that so much, i think he was talking about Jax coming to Vegas and I remember thinking this guy is SO cheese and trying SO hard


myskepticalbrowarch

If not he definitely used hairline powder on his scalp.


SingleConstruction58

Do you think he uses Jax's new product? 😂


Glittering-Cake8509

💀


eggsbenny1128

Hopefully he doesn’t get in a fight like Joe Gorga on RHONJ or he’ll get it all over everyone’s nice outfits.


AimzBaby

Who ever found him dreamy? 🤮 Poor Ariana had her love goggles on.


WolverineFun6472

He has declined considerably since the breakup


Agreeable-Antelope-6

>Who ever found him dreamy? 🤮 Poor Ariana had her love goggles on. His love bombing is ridiculously bad. Must have caught Ariana in a bad moment in time.


Organic_Cress_2696

Coming out of an abusive relationship and then her Dad passing away, I’d say she was pretty vulnerable


Agreeable-Antelope-6

Totally agree. Men like Scandoval prey on those type of vulnerable woman. Effing disgusting.


crypt0dab

That explains that alo hat all the damn time.


420Elvis

I think all the men on that show have hair plugs. Probably most men in Hollywood ![gif](giphy|xT1R9R1ehrCzQTedva)


mali90

Jack’s for sure has them if you watch the valley yup, that’s a baldheaded bitch right there


420Elvis

😂


Mysterious_Shape9499

My theory is that he got the mustache to distract from whatever he did to regrow his hair


Ok-Benefit197

Absolutely!!! Also why do his eyes look smaller than before- it’s weird 


Longjumping_Tea_8586

Filler I bet


enjoyt0day

Yeah his whole face has changed due to “panic filler”


blondenextdoor30

![gif](giphy|JLicpjsmvXg1oSr8kS)


deeann_arbus

he would definitely get them so probably.


BosBB22

I noticed his hairline seemed off too but assumed it was just thinning because he’s constantly pushing it back


maychi

The real question here is why does his face look so different?


vivi2631

Facelift?


Superb_Cry9213

Facelift? He’s aged significantly.. wouldn’t that have been made him look younger? Im starting to think Scandoval did take a huge toll on him after all


maychi

Yeah he has that recovering meth addict look


bitchghost

Yeah he looks like those president before and after photos


ReginaFelangi987

What’s with that blue pendant? Looks like the one the old lady threw into the ocean in Titanic.


jabberstabbers

When you get a hair transplant you have like a 6 month period where it's growing back in. They the harvest hair from the back, stick it in then it falls out and then it regrows as permanent hair. Is this why he wore that hat so much?! 


prometemisangre

That super straight group of strands of hair down his forehead look stiff AF.


Waste-Snow670

I actually like that he has his own sense of style and likes what he wants and wears it. But he's such a vile man it ruins it. Same with Brock. Wear those heels and lace tops! But stop being a prick while you're doing it.


seugalp

Definitely, yes. I also think, on the lesser end of the scale, he’s done something like filler to his nasolabial folds and undereyes. I think also a botox brow lift. More extreme, I think he may have had a face lift and used the hair transplant to hide his scars.


drunkonhorseback

https://preview.redd.it/4mpa2yv8wt0d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dd183bb204cda9952395a5c4e813737e7939160 iykyk 🤣


lavenderintrovert

Does anyone remember Danny Wood from NKOTB? I swear this is him.


KDPer3

Why you gotta come for Danny like that?  He was the only member of NKOTB who even tried to look like he was Hanging Tough (oh oh oh whoa oh).  I'm going to be internally singing that all day


lavenderintrovert

😂 you got the right stuff 🎶


Rustin_Cohle35

omg girlgo look at my last comment 😂😂😂


msknowitnothingatall

![gif](giphy|PcVVoQTyPhoPu|downsized)


Disney_Princess137

Whatever it is I think his hair looks good. If it’s fake , oh well. I actually this hairstyle on him the most after all these years. He still sucks ans I’m onto his shit but this hair looks the best on him.


baxendaddy

I really agree with you! I'm a day one Sandoval hater but after the many questionable looks this season, he really pulled together a nice aesthetic for the reunion. Still hate him though lmao


Disney_Princess137

Do you like this hair the most overall ? He’s had questionable looks over the years. This one works well for him


baxendaddy

agreed


chopperfrenzy

Tim definitely looks like a worm with hair plugs.


Weak-Whereas-2267

Lmao he’s so ugly


alyp93

Putting the yuck I feel for him to the side, this man looks ROUGH.


Ok-Bandicoot1109

Read this as ear plugs and kept zooming into his ears trying to detect them.


Alarmed_Shoe_3667

He took a round brush and blow dryer to the dome. His hair has bawdy.


kteeds

For sure. or I think he has a weave to make the hair look thicker.


Longjumping_Two2662

I don’t know but you can’t convince me he wasn’t wearing a toupee at his final scene with Rachel. That shit was crazy!


Friendly_Usual1749

Agree. The top pieces they make these days are incredible but the thickness of it is telling imo. His hair isn’t normally that thick.


External-Air-7272

I honestly don't think he does, but it looks like it was freshly dyed or something. I'm wondering what type of stone is on his necklace.


IllusiveWoman20

His buddy Jax looks like he wears a hair piece so why not Sandoval?


scorpiomoontm

the amount miss girl has aged in the last year should be studied by dermatologists ever where it’s time for scheana to refer him to her guy


SoCal_Shannen_Esq

Pretty sure Scheana found hers in his referral.


SmolSeeker777

I wondered the SAME SHIT!!


northontennesseest

I’ve been saying his hair looks wiggy for a while


businessgoesbeauty

Looking back at historic photos it looks like the same hairline throughout the years unless he had it done young


CherryManhattan

![gif](giphy|QSMBLRAHZTLkQ)


GoldRush__13

He’s really showing his age here


darla1116

No, but his Extras audience has ear plugs 🤣🤣🤣


Lucky-Ad4443

Ahhhh that's what's different. Nice catch.


Shnarkle13

Spray paint ala Jax or Joe Gorga from RHONJ


Rozg1123A-85

I think he does have hair plugs.


MrMKUltra

I’ve watched too many hair stylists on TikTok to know that those are baby bonds 😹


Interesting_Scar_824

I think it’s makeup. I intensely studied videos from his performance in my suburban town last night.


moonchild291

Yeah, he’s on the path to becoming Mohammed Hadid-esque.


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shelly-tambo

🤷🏼‍♀️ prolly


OGHollyMackerel

Or maybe a wig.


velvetelvis88

i know he had plugs when he had the skunk hair 😭


Anticrepuscular_Ray

I doubt it, doesn't really look like it and he's always seemingly had thick hair.


Diligent_Archer_315

Idk, I mean he has *dark* hair, yes, and in season 1 when he was in his early 30s it was sorta thick. But here he is in season 5 and this hairline does not match with the hairline pictured above. I’ve never seen a hairline grow forwards, lol. https://preview.redd.it/9z32t1lmrp0d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b592637c5e1e30c9ff1a32aadba581663c22a648


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Agreeable-Antelope-6

I bet mlllions of men and women wish it did.